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Maybe they’ll do the Woodstock Garbage Peace-Symbol!!!!
ah, the gore jokes never get old
gotta love the post obama rally cleanups
More like “Scientists puzzled by appearance of urban crop circles.”
Urban ufologists claim urban crap circles *not* man made;
extraterroristials or other paranoidal phenomena suspected.
More like CRAP circles…
That is stated above you by pittypat.
Sadly, all too true to life.
Truth is what gives it the extra funny!
Just a pinch, not too much! A tablespoon will do.
Alien Life Found On Planet Junk!
And it talks in Auctioneer!
THAT’s funny!!!
good one!
Hypocrisy for the win!
Hey, hey, hey, this is serious! We are killing the planet! It is all our faults. Yeah we know we said the opposite of global warming back in the 70′s but we are sure now, really! Honest!
Now throw away your silly SUV and by an Obamamobile that will conserve gas and save the world! Oh, my SUV? Um, no, I can’t get rid of it, I need it. But I’m more important then you, so….. you understand.
Now quit killing our planet and go destroy some farmer’s crops so he can’t poison us with his evil pesticides!
I guess that you don’t understand that the more carbon that is in the air the better the crops grow and the more people that we can feed.
By the way, if there weren’t any gasses that warmed the earth from the sun we would be living in a blaming -104 degrees Celsius.
There are other causes of the global temperature change that you will not read in many new reports. One of the biggest is the sun spot number. These were down to close to zero for the past year and that is one of the reasons that the overall temperature of the earth is down. Do you really think that we can put enough pollutants in the air to effect the entire planet. You are giving the human race to much credit. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to live in a place that the pollutant case breathing problems for people (like in China) but at the same time we can’t stop moving forward.
I personally have done the research and understand the science behind what is happening. Until you do the same you will not understand all the problems with Climate Change Theory (AKA, Global Warming). The real problem is that it is just a theory and not a law like any of the laws of motion, the law of gravity, or any other scientific law that has been proven without a shadow of a doubt. If it could be proven then there would not be any question as to if it was really happening.
….. yeah, I don’t understand. Are you trying to preach to me? If so your preaching to the choir. I was using a tool I like to call sarcasm. Apparently it doesn’t speak loudly enough through the internet. I am quite in agreement with you. Except you might have done the research and what not, as I have as well, but no one really knows anything for sure. Climate changes so much so often for so many factors, even the climatologist admit they can’t know it all.
If the climatologists can’t know, I think that says a lot about Al Gore’s vast ‘wisdom’ on the subject. As we all know, as a politician, he automatically knows whats best for everyone!
(Again, sarcasm)
For what it’s worth, I followed you.
You really buy that?
Most scientists know that there are some flaws in climate change models, because hey, we can’t predict everything. But the number of sunspots is on a downturn right now, and even then, sunspot cycles are about 12 years long (so every 12 years we would have global warming).
There is no economic benefit to propagating some “myth” about global warming, so why would anybody do it, if it weren’t a perceived threat? And the truth is, humans have done more to alter their environment than any other species, ever.
And btw, gravity is a THEORY. A poorly understood one at that.
Have you actually looked at the “hockey stick” back to about 1AD? If so, then perhaps you can tell me why I can’t find the Dark Ages warming, the Middle Ages warming or the Little Ice Age, or why the bend in the hockey stick doesn’t co-incide with any of the 3 major adaptions of steam engines (or indeed the petroleum internal combustion engine)?
As for “There is no…percieved threat”. Em, there most assuredly are economic/power benefits for environ mentalist (no typo) organisations and for revenue greedy governments in porpounding a myth that gives them a reason to force people to pay more taxes.
Sunspots = global climate change FAIL. We’ve known since 1970 that they’re not concurrent. Do yer research — go look at a *complete* graph.
Carbon = more crops FAIL. Carbon = more heat kept in. Current fields become deserts. Therefore carbon = less arable land. The only thing holding it back is particulate matter. Do yer research — research ‘desertification’, either in India or China or America or…well, everywhere.
Gravity = law FAIL. “Theory of Gravity”. Also, “Germ Theory”. Disbelieve scientific theories = pooh-pooh climate change, stop washing & bathing, and fall off the Earth.
Humans change our environment. Period. And the wealthiest change our environement the most, usually for the worse. If you really want to help the environment, stop having children. Adopt. 27,000+ children starve to death each DAY, you can raise a kid and not add to the problem, all at the same time.
Sterilization means funner Friday nights, too!
Amekaze, please allow me to pick apart your original sarcastic comment.
“Oh, my SUV? Um, no, I can’t get rid of it, I need it. But I’m more important then you, so….. you understand.” = Supremacy.
“Hey, hey, hey, this is serious! We are killing the planet! It is all our faults. Yeah we know we said the opposite of global warming back in the 70’s but we are sure now, really! Honest!” = Covering one’s ass.
“Now quit killing our planet and go destroy some farmer’s crops so he can’t poison us with his evil pesticides!” = blowhard
Again, thank you for allowing me to pick apart your your sarcastic comment.
Thank you?
Um. Crops are made of carbon. And deserts aren’t defined by heat, just the amount of annual precipitation.
Gravity and the existence of bacteria have been researched and proven by numerous scientists time and time again throughout the centuries. Global warming is a very, very new theory in comparison, and will need a lot more testing to be proven either way. Time will tell.
I won’t say no to funner Friday nights, though.
Epic Fail.
Gravity is not a theory. Gravity is an observed phenomenon. Trying to figure out *why gravity exists* is theory.
It’s same thing as rain. Rainfall is not a theory. Rain exists, period. Figuring out *why* it rains is theory.
Global warming is also not a theory. It is a measurable, observed, and proven phenomenon. Figuring out *why* is theory. Is mankind having an impact? Yes. How much? We don’t know. But there have been four interglacials in the last million years with no help from humans whatsoever.
As a geologist, I can tell you more carbon does indeed mean more life. Hotter also means wetter in general, but predicting what the weather pattern alteration will be for any given area is beyond anyone’s current knowledge.
Time to send in the WALL-E units.
I lol’d
A yes, that “Earth Day” crap is just a modern indulgence. Most people are still too lazy/not-caring to make real sacrifices.
*tosses empty diet coke bottle out of Hummer full of styrofoam and empty Aquanet hairspray cans*
I’m sorry, you were saying?
It’s just a typical Earth Day aftermath! Around here they just sweep it all into the river and pay a $500 pollution fine. Cheaper than recycling it all!!!
Around here, it’s sorted into various recycling categories and disposed of appropriately; plus, the paper products were made primarily from recycled material to begin with. That’ s just Portland, though; even our Republicans separate their recycling here.
Hey, we recycle here in Indiana, even if we have to save it up and drive to a spot ourselves every couple of months…well some of us do…well I do anyway.
Recycling? That’s for poor people! I burn stuff before it’s even used, just so I can buy more of it.
You da Man! I bet you drive a Hummer and never turn it off at night!
BURNINATING THE – um, er – the recyclables?
Not only do I keep the AC running with the windows I also keep the heat on and leave the coal-burning stove on all year, which runs on not just coal but on the bodies of aging hippies.
Plus I keep the lights on, everywhere, just to prove I can.
I bet your whole house smells like patchouli!
No, it smells like uranium and Captain Planet’s tears.
TROGDOR FTW
(gawks)
Damn. Just…. damn.
americans don´t care about taking care of the planet. scientists say we are destroying it? no! i´m not altering my wasteful lifestyle in the slightest!
people won´t even take the bus anymore.
Kelly, for instance, is conserving capital letters to help save the world.
hey now, don’t knock kelly because he? can’t figure out how the shift key works
hey, think of all the energy saved by not having to hit that shift key repeatedly. we should all give it a try.
it works for me, but then i also have a sticky keyboard and i get tired of having to unstick the shift key — big waste of time/energy/effort…. i can also write in all caps, which since the blankety-blank pup ate my reading glasses is actually easier to see, others assume i’m yelling, but you know mild mannered me wouldn’t do any such thing
You have a sticky keyboard? Hmmmmmmmm, you really are a bad fairie, aren’t you?
J/K, my dad’s shift key on the left side sticks. Drives me nuts when I borrow his computer because I’m psychotic about capital letters.
yup, way too many years of eating at the pc, plus i have one of those ergonomic boards that fits just right so i refuse to give it up just because it’s temperamental (like i am
)
however my daughter’s laptop is missing keys, so this isn’t so bad…
That’s the thing; not only is all UPPER CASE normally construed as shouting on the net, but it’s also actually harder to read than lower case. Allow me to demonstrate:-
THAT’S THE THING; NOT ONLY IS ALL UPPER CASE NORMALLY CONSTRUED AS SHOUTING ON THE NET, BUT IT’S ALSO ACTUALLY HARDER TO READ THAN LOWER CASE.
So you’re not a capitalist, then?
@SB: ha! that was funny
@paws: i know exactly what you mean, all caps is a pain in the butt
@me: excited i had an excuse to use the @whoever thing.. i’m so bored
Yeah, but she wastes all her efforts by using the space bar when she doesn’t need to.
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lol! that´s just because capital letters are elitist letters, thinking they are so much better.
i object to that comment (about people not taking the bus) i spend more time on the bus or waiting for the d@mn bus than i do at the actual places i’m going.
like today, i left the house at 1045 to get to a class at 1230, done at 230, had to make a 5 minute stop that required taking 3 different buses getting me home at 535 — what a colossal waste of my day! and i live 1/2 mile off the end of the route so i have to walk to boot! grrr
damn hippies
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But this isn’t Failblog. This is PunditKitchen.
……..now that’s a fail, haha, this is punditkitchen. ^^
For some reason, I love your icon. Oo
ill sav te envrnmnt by typin les
Yeah… Just kidding. I hope I burned the eyes of some grammar Nazis though. And remember kids kill a Nazi save not only a tree but the world!
Reminds me of the Post Barackolyptic wasteland parts of DC became after Obama’s inauguration.
yeah, actually I think that’s actually what it was…
haha, with all the crap that Obama’s telling us to spend money on to save the planet, and that’s how we leave the place of his inaugural bash.
I laughed when I heard there was a house maid who quit her job to go to fly across the country to go to the inauguration. Not just taking a week off, she quit her job, believing Obama would be able to get her a house and food every day, along with her plane ticket across the country XP