
Breaking News – Suspect arrested in McDonalds bombing
(The Burger King)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: flanders via Breaking News Builder
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Breaking News – Suspect arrested in McDonalds bombing
(The Burger King)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: flanders via Breaking News Builder
lol
how the heck did he get a bomb? xD
He got it from the Colonel–that’s why you don’t want to know what those 11 herbs and spices really are!
KFC FTW!
*ps*
I am from Kentucky!
Is that some of the Colonel’s secret sauce on his chin?
Ewww… I didn’t notice that before.
Looks like BK gave a BJ.
Nyark.
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” – Colonel Sanders.
I think it’s a light reflection off of the plastic, but your explanation is way funnier.
you do know that Sanders is the real bomber and just framed the king to make his stocks go higher
Dad would say, “Sometimes twelve–sometimes a fly gets in the egg dip.”
Somebody set up him the bomb.
huh?
“All your base are belong to us”-reference
For great justice!
did he die??
Stop trolling. Go back to 4chan.
Seriously, what’s up with this whole ‘did he die?’ shit?
One does not attempt to understand the trolls, one merely attempts to ignore them so they’ll move on to greener pastures.
*ignores trolls*
I’ve learned to better my ways.
Also named in creepy home invasions
err, now I’m second guessing, did he ever actually go in, or was he just a peeping tom? Which is also creepy and illegal :p (I so need sleep)
There have been reports of the King entering homes and standing over people’s beds watching them sleep.
Oh, it gets worse–some have awakened to find him in their bed.
Even worse when he goes for your partner
*pats mrs_z*
(Ha! So this is where you are when not on FB! *squeeze!*)
okay, so I wasn’t losing my mind (and I still havent slept–I need to sign off dammit!)
Yeah. That dude is creepier than Ronald McDonald, and Clowns are freakin creepy
Pennywise the Clown scared the $hit out of me… It’s the whole John Wayne Gacy thing…{link}
Unfunny.
funnier than the Putin-laser-pen one from yesterday
Have you ever heard the saying “damning with faint praise”? Only that’s what you’re doing.
What was fun about the Putin-laser was the discussion.
Yeah, we got two pun runs out of it.
The pun is mightier than the nerd!
Ronald McDonald + Burger King = creepy contest.
Who will win?
And what do the advertising guys who came up with them look like?
They created them from their own image. Ronald McDonald’s creator= Pennywise the clown from It. Burger King’s creator = Mel Gibson.
Linkie for Mel
I think Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise are in some weird battle to out crazy each other.
And Amy Winehouse…..
Yeah, but as far as I know she’s always been drugged out crazy. I used to like Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise.
Who has more credibility now, Mel or Tom? I kinda liked Valkyrie…Mel has pretty much stuck to directing and producing lately…hmmm…
I think they’re both credibility-free!
Oddly, they’re both actors whose work appeals to me enough that I can separate the acting from the whackadoodle personal life and still enjoy their movies.
That’s interesting. I feel the same way, but my husband says he can’t watch anything Tom Cruise stars in without picturing him either “jumping the couch” or telling off Matt Lauer… He doesn’t mind Mel so much…
I’ve always hated Tom Cruise movies. Here’s the plot for the first dozen movies he made:
Young guy has mad skills, but he’s arrogant and doesn’t believe in following the rules. People warn him he’s going to get his comeuppance but he doesn’t listen.
Suddenly, disaster strikes. Someone close to him pays the price for his arrogance.
Young man spends some time beating himself up, then realizes if he’d just follow the rules, no one would have been hurt by his arrogance. He goes on to win the day through a combination of mad skills and rules obeying.
Roll credits.
And what’s with Mel Gibson’s obsession with torture?
Yeah, and what’s with his raging anti-semitism?
Well, he can’t help that. It’s a requirement for membership in Opus Dei.
How come I can’t win the day with my combination of mad skills and rules obeying.
I’ve won the day, but sadly there’s no money involved with winning the day so it’s frankly a waste of time.
And you really had to love tom cruise’s character in Tropic Thunder
That wasn’t a character. That was channeling.
Whatever it was, character acting or channeling, it took me the whole film to figure out who the guy was. Love that film.
Yow! Scary boy. Looks like he is wearing a bomb.
jack in the box would come in and destroy both of them…
Jack in the Pants will come in and pleasure both of them.
With a peni –
With a pencil in a penitentiary in Pennsylvania with Penolope Cruz.
Starring Sean Penn?
And penned by Penny Marshall on penicillin.
Properly positioned on a plantation in Paraguay.
“With a peni-” Pennies from heaven?
What is the plural of penis, anyway? Inquiring minds want to know!
Penises?
It’d be much funnier if it sounded like cacti.
Penes.
It’s penises and sometimes even “penes”. Look up “plural form of penis”, read the wiki article, and I’ll have my head in a bowl. I only scrolled through, but WOW is that a lot more than I wanted to know about what’s attached to my body!
Proximity doesn’t have anything to do with plurality, JTC.
“I had to dump my girlfriend because she wanted too many _______ in her life”
LOL! You are a winner, madam.
Thanks!
I’m sure Jane knows a great deal about roosters, PM. No need to be coy about it.
Lol