Comments on: TSA introduces new

By: the dude

the dude — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 12:43:10 +0000

Look who the TSA has hired now!

http://www.eyesalt.net/image/tsa-pedobear

By: Xeno the Hedgehog

Xeno the Hedgehog — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:36:27 +0000

WHY is he taking a photo from that angle?!

By: LolzRus

LolzRus — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:59:48 +0000

if you notice the camera guy on the left… look at where his camera is pointing… right at the naked guys crotch

By: Jocasta

Jocasta — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:14:19 +0000

Oh lord. I’m pretty sure this is from my hometown.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:46:19 +0000

{http://www.opensecrets.org/pfds/overview.php}
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Here is what I found on opensecrets. I find it funny that out of the top ten, seven have a “D” next to their name

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:40:47 +0000

So how rich do you have to be to be a Democrat fat cat? And if you’re all about people paying more taxes (“the rich”), wouldn’t it stand to reason that a Democrat fat cat wouldn’t take deductions?
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By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:22:44 +0000

The story I heard on the local news is that he’s worth about $300 million. That certainly qualifies as a rich Republican fat cat. However, it does not qualify him as rich enough to own an NFL franchise.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:17:19 +0000

What, now he’s NOT the rich Republican fat cat you make him out to be? Geez, Eric, have a little consistency

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:15:41 +0000

And boy is it nice having LA’s football team here in St. Louis! Well, it was nice around 2000. Now, not so much. Latest rumor here is that Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the team, but there’s no way he has enough money.

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:54:31 +0000

Nice ass. Just saying….

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:10:30 +0000

Oh, without a doubt!

By: bodo

bodo — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:11:04 +0000

See, but I think you spent too much time in the crappy part of the state – I mean, they don’t even have any professional football teams left in the L. A. area. Well, except for USC.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:16:55 +0000

So does anyone know what actually is happening here?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:53:41 +0000

In your case it’s a compliment, isn’t it?

By: telefil

telefil — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:17:50 +0000

She’s probably doing a slow scan, head to toe.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:44:00 +0000

Reminds me of going through LAX when coming in from overseas.
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Apropos of nothing at all, have I mentioned how much I hate L.A.?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:34:24 +0000

And here I thought the airport was all for profiling.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:32:37 +0000

Ah, once again rarely watching t.v. has resulted in another reference I don’t get. Thanks LG! I have heard it was a good show, meglet. I’ll add it to my list of things other people have insisted I see. It’s getting to be a long list.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:12:38 +0000

Eric, thank you! Personally I think I have some duds, but I’ll take the compliment.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:22:53 +0000

Dysphasic, perhaps?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:10:19 +0000

Diss is one of the few who is consistently money with her LOLs.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:05:55 +0000

I was fired from airport security after I suspected the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders were all terrorists. That was awkward.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:59:15 +0000

No, that wuoldn’t be dyslexia.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:57:38 +0000

That’s an awfully big lens he’s using for such a close shot – somebody must have got short-changed.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:38:38 +0000

Meglet, yes, I was being generous to ol’ Tobias but he was never actually outed, so I felt a need to stay true to the canon. *ahem*

Thanks, igloo. I realized as I was typing that I was attempting to define a literal definition without being literal. I actually began to get lightheaded.

By: meglet

meglet — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:24:50 +0000

ha!

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:21:32 +0000

Reading someone trying to explain the concept of a never-nude might be funnier then actually seeing Tobias in his cutoffs. Well maybe not, but it’s close.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:16:28 +0000

Maybe playing with shadows…. you know for the ‘artistic shot’.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:56:38 +0000

*I’m jealous* – But kudos to you, Diss!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:55:22 +0000

LOL! I completely forgot about Tobias..

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:54:54 +0000

Ha! I hadn’t noticed that….

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:37:32 +0000

Perhaps they’re used to getting the “money shot”…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:37:25 +0000

Good way to make sure that there’s always a need for your organization is to protest EVERYTHING.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:34:46 +0000

The photographer is really intense about getting the perfect shot too. (Yay Diss!!!)

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:33:45 +0000

What’s a never-nude?

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:07:32 +0000

At least he didn’t have the fly waterboarded…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:04:30 +0000

Had a bad experience flying to Seattle back in my teens… the plane hit a squall coming off Puget Sound…People started screaming, crying and praying…thought for sure we were gonna crash. Ever since, if I have to get on a plane, it’s “better living through chemistry”-time for mothergoose.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:01:47 +0000

I didn’t know this would be a horror film…

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:52:00 +0000

*starts filming*

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:51:31 +0000

Agreed. PETA

By: sopranomom

sopranomom — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:44:47 +0000

*slap-spank*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:31:31 +0000

I think that needs to go on his List of Accomplishments. Hard to get the little buggers to land long enough to kill ‘em.

By: dardub

dardub — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:31:11 +0000

This was one of the few lolz on this site that actually made me laugh. Kudos.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:23:52 +0000

Off topic, but...ROFLFLY!

By: Jamie

Jamie — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:15:56 +0000

The size of lens the photographer is using for as close gave me a chuckle

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:15:17 +0000

Strip searched, that is. I FEEL SO DYSLEXIC NOW!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:14:55 +0000

Wait…not everyone gets stripped search? I FEEL SO DIRTY NOW!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:10:44 +0000

Every time I fly I wonder how long it’s going to be before we ARE all being strip-searched. They don’t have the new imaging-thingy at my local airport. I have to admit, the pictures from it look cool; all metal-y looking like you were a Terminator or something. They should offer to sell you prints…

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:49:11 +0000

The dozens of ever-nudes unite!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:48:04 +0000

*Now dreads going to airport next month*
Thanks, Diss… it’s not like I’m already TERRIFIED OF FLYING!!!! (Good lol, though!!)