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The Pogues are a band of mixed Irish and English background, playing traditional Irish music with influences from punk rock and jazz, formed in 1982 and fronted by Shane MacGowan. They reached international prominence in the 1980s and early 1990s, until MacGowan left the band in 1991 due to drinking problems. They continued with first Joe Strummer and then Spider Stacy on vocals before breaking up in 1996.[1] The band began performing together again in 2001, though they have yet to record new music.
Their politically-tinged music was influenced by The Clash,[2] yet used traditional Irish instruments such as the tin whistle, banjo, cittern, mandolin, accordion, and others. In the later incarnations of the band, after the departure of Shane MacGowan, rock instruments such as the electric guitar would become more prominent. The first of The Pogues’ albums, Red Roses for Me, borrows much from the punk tradition of MacGowan’s previous band The Nipple Erectors (later dubbed “The Nips”).
My favorite song by them is one I will dance to my future hubbie with at my wedding. I love you ’til the end.
makes me smile every time.
Had the opportunity to see them in Philadelphia in ’89(?)… Shane MacGowan got sooo drunk he passed out onstage. Concert wasn’t a total loss, though… the band kept playing for another 45 minutes and we sang back to them… the biggest karaoke show EVAR!
Electric Factory or TLA? You a fellow Tri-Stater MG? South Jersey myself.
My favorite is Rake at the Gates of Hell which seems only available on the Straight to Hell soundtrack. One of the first soundtracks I ended up listening to before seeing the film.
I like that song, but it’s got a riff that sounds just like another of his songs. I keep getting confused which one I’m listening too
MacGowan is still recording these days; I had, but lost, one of his albums that was mostly Irish/Country/Punk; other than some offensive racist lyrics, some of the best music I’ve ever heard!
BTW: The Pogues were horrible after they kicked MacGowan out.
Fairy Tale of New York with Kirsty MacCall (sp?) – best Pogues and best Christmas song ever.
There’s a bar called Rialto in Portland that I’ve spent a couple lonely Christmases at (the restaurant industry is bad for getting to see the family). That song always comes up on the jukebox again and again… people crying in the corners… aaah, Good Times!
I was hearing the Heavy’s voice saying “I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!”
Only instead of “DOCTOR” he says “JOB”.
Same here.
G20 protests FTW!
Those dear sweet english coppers. <3
Isn’t he the same cop in the THIS IS LONDON lol? He looks kinda the same….
It is. I haven’t seen that one, but I’ve seen the LOL captioned “British police poised to stop internet trolls” when they’re lined up all defense like.
“Dental work made easy.”
Stick and move, Stick and move.
He does look like he’s enjoying himself…. maybe a bit too much.
And the chap in the bobby costume’s having a bit of all right himself.
I just love these S&M theme parks!
From which Bruce Willis movie is this scene?
Die Hard Tooth?
The “Stick” Sense?
Look Who’s Clocking?
I could go with “Striking Distance” or maybe “Unbreakable”, but those would be too easy… so I’m going with “Armageddon my teeth knocked out”.
NICE. I liked that one.
How about Lose Teeth or Die Hard?
The “Fist” Element.
Pulp Fracture.
Grindface.
Over 9000 Monkey
Ouches Twelve.
The Last Boy Scout to get punched right in the fu(king FACE.
Sometimes brevity is the soul of wit, but not in this case. Well done, SB.
*curtsys*
Anyone else think this isn’t funny?
I think that the “this is sadly completely true” bit makes it depressingly amusing.
I mean, look at the look on his face!
Yeah, but the other guy is totally vamping it up. No one actually makes THAT face when they get hit with a baton. Perhaps the policeman is chuckling at the protester’s crazy facial antics….
Uh huh…
Let us hit you in the face with a baton for comparison purposes.
Nice to have you back TS!
Agreed.
On another note- “Vamp”ing?
I’ve only ever heard amping.
Vamping is from Theda Bara, the original vamp gal. Black and white movie goddess. Link…
I sees. Mah bad.
No foul. Before both of our times…and my mother’s, too!
Nope. The only unfunny sack in here is you. Ha ha. Now go laugh with yourself if you can’t find anything funny.
I think your ability to see the humor here depends on your ability to set aside empathy. Kind of like AFV. Do you laugh when guys get hit in the balls? Do you laugh when the kid falls off the trampoline? I know a lady who just can’t watch that show. She can’t turn off the empathy long enough to enjoy someone else’s pain. Apparently most people can.
I always laugh like a hyena when someone falls in the water. I love the show “Wipeout” for that very reason. And the Big Balls.
Enjoy other people’s pain? Hell I own both Jackass movies for just that reason!!
Yeah, but at least with Jackass you know that they did it to themselves knowing what the outcome would be, so it relieves you of the necessity for empathy.
Good point. My son was watching AFV tonight and laughing hysterically. I was watching it and cringed when the kid ran his little motorbike into the post of the deck. Seeing adults get hurt=funny. Kids getting hurt=/=funny.
I guess that really depends on the situation. A blindfolded kid trying to hit a pinata and smacking every other kid in the circle is pretty funny to me…….
It’s a free football game, with a workout and beer with friends after.
did he die ??
Yes. And so did you.
Spit out your Stride gum and chew another piece!
Every time I see the commercial where the mountain goat rams the guy in the nuts and he spits out his gum, I laugh hysterically. It gets me every time. Ahhhh good stuff.
That would make a great alternate caption!
The commercial with the wrestler, however, is just plain disturbing.
Looks like he’s saying, “POW! Right in da kissah!’ to me
Are you sure he’s not actually saying, “have fun in the ghetto?”
*screams like the fat guy strangler*
POW! Right in the kissah!
POW! Right in the kissah!
POW! Right in the…
The only things that beat slugging a hippie in the face are slugging an anarchist or a pacifist in the face.
Anarchists, because they won’t run to the cops, ’cause they don’t believe in authority.
And pacifists, because it’s like “Here’s demonstrative proof of the inherent flaw in your philosophy!” *WHAP*
(Actually, I don’t slug people in the face. I prefer to stab them from behind. SNEAK ATTACK!)
(insert insult to slag’s bravery here)
Commencing Assessment:
Provocation value of being insulted facelessly from thousands of miles away: Zero.
Effect of insult: Positive reinforcement of preexisting evaluation of insulter’s character. Disdain continues unabated.
Lulz value of having pissed off insulter: Moderate.
Actual threat posed by insulter under any conceivable circumstance: Negligible.
Conclusion: Insulter has wasted time that could have been more efficiently utilized in testing the tensile strength of display windows of local small businesses, as per custom.
(The prey takes the bait the troll left… let’s send Jim in to see to apply the collar and tracking device!)
Whup, Jim’s been peed on! I don’t care who you are, that’s gotta sting!
You do realize that the pacifist philosophy is not to hurt OTHER people, right? It’s not that if they don’t hurt you, you won’t hurt them. Nice. A little explanation for you:
“Pacifists follow principles of nonviolence, believing that nonviolent action is morally superior and/or pragmatically most effective. Some pacifists, however, support physical violence for emergency defense of self or others. Others support destruction of property in such emergencies or for conducting symbolic acts of resistance like pouring red paint to represent blood on the outside of military recruiting offices or entering air force bases and hammering on military aircraft. However, part of the pacifist belief system is taking responsibility for one’s actions by submitting to arrest and using a trial to publicize opposition to war and other forms of violence.”
“Throughout history, many have understood Jesus of Nazareth to have been a pacifist,[4] drawing on his Sermon on the Mount (see Christian pacifism). In the sermon Jesus stated that one should “not resist an evildoer” and promoted his turn the other cheek philosophy. “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; and if anyone wants to sue you and take your coat, give your cloak as well… Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you.”[5][6][7] The New Testament story is of Jesus, besides preaching these words, surrendering himself freely to an enemy intent on having him killed and proscribing his followers from defending him.”
Pacifism is about turning the other cheek, not that no one else will hit you if you’re a good boy. Citation in the link, if you want the wiki.
Jesus? Seriously???
Yeah, that whole thing worked out real well for him, being nailed to a tree and all.
Now tell me about the tooth fairy’s philosophy.
(Also, big deal, cause he gets to come back in three days anyway, so it’s not like it MATTERED.)
In the real world, if you turn the other cheek, you’re gonna get socked in that one, too. If you’re fortunate.
Now, let me explain slagginghamism:
You can get more with a kind word and an AA-12 automatic shotgun than you can with just a kind word.
1. It was a cross, dipsh!t. We’re nailing you to the tree.
2. It did work out well. That was the plan from the beginning, retard.
3. Being an aggressive jackass doesn’t get you respect. It makes you look like you’re compensating for something.
4. Take a shotgun out in public with you and see how far that gets you.
5. The tooth fairy thinks you’re a whiny b!tch.
Sacrifice yourself to appease your own bloodlust? GOOD PLAN!
1. Cross, tree, it’s an upright piece of wood. In any case, in the presursor myths, it was a tree. Learn some comparative religion.
2. That was the most retarded plan ever conceived. Your God is a retard. My God is smarter than that. Hell, my pet CAT is smarter than that.
3. I’m not agressive, I’m evil. And I’m just compensating for all the sparkly vampires in this thread.
4. Pretty far, if I’m willing to use it. There’s no law against carrying one in this state… or any civilized society.
5. Maybe, but your mom calls me “Oh God.”
“No war! No war! No war!” the people shouted as Richard led the men up the street at a dead run.
“Out of the way!” Richard yelled as he closed the distance. This was no time for subtlety or discussions: the success of their attack depended in large part on speed. “Get out of the way! This is your only warning! Get out of the way or die!”
“Stop the hate! Stop the hate!” the people chanted as they locked arms.
They had no idea how much hate was raging through Richard. He drew the Sword of Truth. The wrath of its magic didn’t come out with it, but he had enough of his own. He slowed to a trot.
“Move!” Richard called as he bore down on the people.
A plump, curly-haired woman took a step out from the others. Her round face was red with anger as she screamed. “Stop the hate! No war! Stop the hate! No war!”
“Move or die!” Richard yelled as he picked up speed.
The red-faced woman shook her fleshy fist at Richard and his men, leading an angry chant. “Murderers! Murderers! Murderers!”
On his way past her, gritting his teeth as he screamed with the fury of the attack begun, Richard took a powerful swing, lopping off the woman’s head and upraised arm. Strings of blood and gore splashed across the faces behind her even as some still chanted their empty words. The head and loose arm tumbled through the crowd. A man mad the mistake of reaching for Richard’s weapon, and took the full weight of a charging thrust.
Men behind Richard hit the line of evil’s guardians with unrestrained violence. People armed only with their hatred for moral clarity fell bloodied, terribly injured, and dead. The line of people collapsed before the merciless charge. Some of the people, screaming their contempt, used their fists to attack Richard’s men. They were met with swift and deadly steel.
At the realization that their defense of the Imperial Order’s brutality would actually result in consequences to themselves, the crowd began scattering in fright, screaming curses back at Richard and his men.
That Richard. What a dick.
Seriously. A minigun would have been much more cinematic.
Yeah, but he’s called Richard, not Jesse.
Ah, gotta love a good old Sword of Truth segment.
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it’s so nice when people enjoy their jobs..
Human nature is to inflict your point of view on others.
He looks like Bruce Willies. Which would explain the smirk on his face.