
IMAGINARY FRIENDS
the CAN kick your ass.
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IMAGINARY FRIENDS
the CAN kick your ass.
Picture by: zhuk. Caption by: catsallmighty via Poster Builder
O.O Truth.
I used to have an invisible badger-ish creature called Sprout….
Twas fun, my best friend and I kept inventing more and more and swapping them between us. We also invented creepy demons too. (One of which was that thoroughly terrifying supply teacher with the banshee voice…)
… Awesome.
Is Sprout dead now?
I imagine he has simply morphed into Sapling.
Aye.(It seems imaginary creatures die when you switch the lights on (Since you can see that they aren’t there)) But they were great to have around. Me and my friend did no work in that school year. We couldn’t touch our pencil cases, you see, otherwise we would suddenly become the ‘demon’ creatures and would pretend to be all mean. Couldn’t stand on drain covers either… Jings, we were weird 8 year olds…
Heh. Nice. Still, not as weird as I am at twice that age.
“I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now.”
I used to be bipolar but I’m the opposite now.
Did you hear about the schizophrenic Zen Buddhist?
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He was at two with the world…
Remember that the next time you say, “I’m of two minds.” ok?
You’ve found my weakness! Incredibly bad jokes!
-Is stunned by horridness, jaw dropping open perfect for AC to insert the pistol- Do you want to finish the final boss?
You can live, Tyler. I think we all have that weakness
Since it’s tasteless joke time, here’s a link…
I’m here to talk to you about the very serious problem of schizophrenia. – No she’s not! – SHUT UP, LET HER SPEAK!
The PLA will own your soul in 20 years.
For an entertaining and enlightening discussion of the phenomenom of Imaginary Friends, see Invizikids by Michael Hallowell. Grip Yodel and his magic doorstop is my favourite.
Goddamnit, Wolfgang! Can’t you see I’m trying to type!
Yeah anyway, this caption is so accurate. Imaginary friends can be such douchebags.
Bruce Lee – best imaginary friend ever.
It looks as if he got kicked by the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
What about the blue unicorn? Did he go to candy mountain by himself?
Looks like Tyler Durden was their drill sergeant
Elwood P. Dowd is a mild-mannered, pleasant man, who just happens (he says) to have an invisible friend resembling a 6-foot rabbit with a very very short temper.
…named Frank?
You’re so bunny I can harvey stand it.
Cultural awareness fail.
Although I now have an insane urge to find a screencap of Donnie Darko reading a book and shoop Harvey in its place…
Harvey the Rabbit is PISSED!!
And it bears repeating!
You had to bring the bears into this, too? What were they repeating, anyhow?
Dinner–too much garlic!
invisible guile
The imaginary friend is probably pissed that the guy left him at Foster’s.
Imaginary friends that can kick someone’s ass? Are we talking about Tyler Durden?
The first rule, dude….don’t forget the first rule of Fight Club!
I’m not, just said Tyler Durden. and YOU better not forget the second rule as well!
I’m disappointed that it took until halfway down the page to get a Fight Club reference!
what
i just wanted to try your wonderful seeming application.,Eason
,Eason