Comments on: YOUNG AT HEART

By: Compulsorry

Compulsorry — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:21:44 +0000

Right. I officially have nothing useful to do, at the moment, digging up posts half a year old… and still I don’t really check back often enough, I guess, cos had I seen this sooner I would’ve replied:

No worries, have a beer

By: Marekatt

Marekatt — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:41:46 +0000

Thanks for telling her. Kelly obviously got “balls” tho’… she dares to trashtalk and generalize on the internet!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:43:30 +0000

I feel so bad. Sorry again, Compulsorry, I thought you were… Again. Megh. I thought he had socks.

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:17:21 +0000

One of the first times he did it, it wasn’t a perfectly good airplane – it was on fire and going down.

By: WhoNose

WhoNose — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:02:33 +0000

Yeah, my first thought was that there was secret deathwish involved. Better to die from thrill than in a sick bed, no?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:56:34 +0000

I AM SO FAIL.
Sorry, I was reading teh caretroll’s posts and was ready to throttle mice. My bad, Compulsorry! Paranoia FAIL!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:50:29 +0000

Tyler, I think you’re taking offense at what appears to be an insult to Bush I’s son…as I read it.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:47:56 +0000

Thanks for stereotyping all of us with your broad brush. Think for yourself for once, Kelly. I’ve met you and argued on Graphjam, don’t make me use my logic on you here.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:44:55 +0000

Then again you’re still a troll who knows nothing about me personally or my family, so you’re really not qualified to make judgments.

By: Moshi

Moshi — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:40:23 +0000

Oh noes! Dey is called Chicklits!

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:01:01 +0000

Torrents **cough cough** Torrents!! (and free download sites.) Did I say anything like Copyright Infringement. Nope!! Don’t think I did. **walks away whistling casually**

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:58:12 +0000

Actually sorry!! This is how you are supposed to Sky Dive first to get the feel of it. Then you adopt a training chute, before going onto the full sky dive system. I’ve done parachuting a few times (I have no idea why as I’m ex Navy. Not much point in skydiving out of a ship!! )

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:55:28 +0000

Go and piss off the lot of you!! You’re all talking out of your arses (Oh wait a minute!! Wrong end )

By: Original Andrea

Original Andrea — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:03:28 +0000

Ooer, what’s heat index?

Never mind, google tells me it’s what we call ‘apparent temperature’. You crazy foriengers.

By: Original Andrea

Original Andrea — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:52:57 +0000

Eric, I think in Australia the more common saying is “see a man about a dog”, which I have vague reason to believe is rhyming slang for “take a bog”. Then I read elsewhere that no one knows the origin of the phrase, and that people use it to excuse themselves any time they can’t be bothered explaining.

Helpfulness: zero.

By: EMT

EMT — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:26:01 +0000

Wow, good one. You’re only the 37th person to post that joke in this thread.

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:15:39 +0000

more balls than other presidents, too. well, president.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:02:22 +0000

Add ten more dollars and you could probably skydive with a monocle and top hat.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:40:14 +0000

I prefer Pete’s Schwetty Balls. Or Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:38:34 +0000

HEE HEE ROFL!

I can’t help it… it sounds so kewl…
I wanna BE a clog-popper…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:36:45 +0000

He’s got big balls, she’s got big balls…..

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:59:32 +0000

@Eric: Down the river here we are currently at 99, heat index 109 (in Celsius that’s StaytheFsckInside, I think!)

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:51:53 +0000

History fail.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:50:46 +0000

But the Target is just down the street in the same plaza with Kohl’s and OfficeMax. Why wouldn’t I just drive there?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:49:41 +0000

We’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:48:58 +0000

Yeah, heh. Wait…popping your clogs? That’s a new one for me.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:48:16 +0000

Current temp in St. Louis’ suburbs, about 97 degrees F (which in Celsius is…uh…really f-ing hot). I don’t know how hot it is in the city, probably 100. Heat index is about 110. I will NOT be mowing the super tall grass today.

Okay, convert it to Kelvin. GO!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:44:36 +0000

I have several books. That belong to my wife.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:43:55 +0000

teenagers don´t have balls. they think dressing in baggy pants makes them gangstas. they would crap their pants if they did anything even remotely dangerous.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:43:34 +0000

About $12.50.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:43:32 +0000

For a Library fine which is usually about 45p (£0.45) in our library. I’m also a very, very stingy person who hates losing money

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:43:09 +0000

OMG, as I read that post I heard it in a bad Scottish accent (like perhaps Mike Myers). Ah, America, where all of our accent impressions SUCK.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:40:50 +0000

£7.70
Uh, is that a lot?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:39:22 +0000

I still want to know why dropping a deuce is sometimes called “I gotta see a man about a horse.” It’s funny, sure, but what does it mean?

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:37:33 +0000

Actually, according to Snopes at least, that’s unconfirmed. (I was surprised; I figured the etymology for that phrase would be much less complicated than it is.)

By: nerfburb

nerfburb — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:34:34 +0000

Oh, friggin’ please. ANYONE can skydive with a trained friggin’ skydiver on their back. Almost every single thrill on earth can be obtained for a some, and without training. Kinda takes the awesome out of it. The balls too.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:13:27 +0000

Wikipedia link. I didn’t read all of it -it had numbers in it…

By: AC

AC — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:10:58 +0000

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:08:59 +0000

@AC: No idea, I just read it off the weather report!

By: AC

AC — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:04:40 +0000

@paws: thanks, I shall remember that.
@Diss: Jings, that’s warm, lol… So how do you measure the percentage of humidity?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:17:26 +0000

girl pearls

By: Lindsey Buckingham

Lindsey Buckingham — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:16:36 +0000

Isn’t that a breakfast cereal?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:16:25 +0000

Have you met any teenagers lately? Seems to me that most teenagers (especially male ones) are completely consumed with how big their balls are, and proving it to the world.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:16:14 +0000

Hey a pun is nothing to shake a spear at!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:15:50 +0000

Ha! Nice one froo!

By: The Steve

The Steve — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:15:48 +0000

chick-nuts?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:13:37 +0000

… and there you have a brief pisstory of ideas of urination.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:09:57 +0000

Get thee both to a punnery.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:04:43 +0000

Well I read enough to know that Emanual kant pee because his diuretic method was replaced by Kegelian philosopee.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:58:40 +0000

If only I could also resemble that, VG. Alas my space is limited so once a year I go through a painful purging and donate books that are not absolutely necessary for my survival to the library. I comfort myself by telling myself that other people are getting enjoyment of them now.