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… ‘cuz it appears the Clinton’s stopped thinking about it…
**hugs DT**
i was gone for a half a week and you’re already to full sentences!!! i miss all the important stuff..
Actually what Hillary was saying is that there’s new jobs, but only for Mr. Tom Morrow. I hear his party from Saturn has arrived and he should give them a ring.
Lucky bastard.
Surely those corps. use spellcheck!
Unless spellcheck was copyrighted by Microsoft and they can’t get licensing…
plus photoshop doesn’t have a spellcheck built in
Proofreaders; the new job of tomorrow because we’re lacking them today.
I’d imagine that there’s a new opening on Hillary’s staff after this, too. Well, at least the “new jobs” part is accurate now.
Go back to Sarah Palin is dumb board, and start inserting them here…
Go back to ^the^ Sarah Palin is dumb board, and start inserting them here….
*puts down red pen*
Is that what you meant?
Maybe he meant to say “Sarah Palin is a dumb board”
Using your broad brush as usual …
At least he didn’t say “Sarah Palin is a waterboard”, because that would suck.
Sarah Palin in a waterbed? Wait, whut???
WHUT? SUCKS in a waterbed?
For an apparently prudish Christian conservative, she’s rather feisty in bed. Uh, not that I’d know.
Sarah Palin in a waterbed wearing a wolfskin bikini…
…with a rifle. And a penis.
God, I miss DWN!!!
…With a penis and a mojo bag blessed by a voodoo priestess named Johanna.
…and a rock that once belonged to Dick Cheney before they started using bronze.
Dick bronzing kits… hmmm…..
Market it to recent widows?
They already have Dick reproducing kits–wax your stick, then make a replica, so your honey won’t wander while you are away! I kid you not.
Yeah, I’m sure THAT will help.
“Uh, can you make that mold just a wee bit thicker and longer?”
A wee bit? Maybe for you, EIS….
*shrug* I’ve been married for 11 years now. I don’t give a rat’s ass what anybody else thinks of my manhood. It gets the job done, dammit. LOL
where’d he go? i saw a brief cameo on a LOL a few days back but that’s it.
He’s gone for a while, busy in “real life”, he doesn’t come online much at all anymore. /sniffle
real life?! what is this thing that you speak of??? there’s life outside the interwebs?!?!
BLASPHEMER!
Yes, shortright. There is a real world, and it used to have money in it!
hahahaha! nice tie in jane.
Thanks! I read that and I was like, hmmmm, where have I heard this before?
i’m on a bit of an “indignant idiot” kick lately.
and, i had starbucks this morning. BAD NEWS BEARS! i’m being a moron and i’m super hyper!
shortright, I believe that is “teh interwebs”.
I miss you guys. Stupid having a job now.
Yeah, just a brief cameo. Any idea how much it costs to get him just to make an appearance? Geez!
i’m guessing it costs about as much as it costs to buy him a new paddle… he was pretty easily won over when it came to “toys”.
I enjoy new toys as well..
Of course you can buy more toys with that job. Maybe check teh intertubes during lunch break?
Yeah, I type to you guys all the time from school. F*cking Macs eat like half my posts though….
Anyway, Viking, I like to think that Charro is talking about different toys.. toys that can only be bought in stores that would prefer it if the name was changed to “teh interlubes”
Too bad those jobs will be taken by Chinese, and Indian transplants, or shipped outright to those countries.
hahahaha “tommorrow” – classic polititian speak for a mythical non-existant time period. Imagine she promised people jobs the day after today – that’s a measurable promise and against all political principles!
I know, it’s like “Annie”… But less innocent…
You mean “Anniee”?
You morons!
You morons!
I hate ya
You morons!
You’re always
A pain
In my ass!
I laughed. Now you’ve made me all guilty… Well, guilty and laughing…
I didn’t think your humor could get any worse than your puns, but you proved me wrong.
Dhoti, don’t worry. There’s plenty of bad humour soon to come here at PK.
HEY! The puns are good!
Yeah, pittypat does things with puns that would make a linguist weep.
Pitty does things with her buns that could make most men weep WHAT Jane why would you say something like that?
pittypat is the original cunning linguist!
–wait. what?!
Pittypat was the first punning linguist!
who where?!
*purrs languidly*
I could disappear from this board for a year and there’d still be fresh threads about me that I’d never see. It’s happened before; I ended up joining a board I’d never posted to before because every person who ever went there who didn’t agree with them they would accuse of being ME – I finally joined to show them what me really posting there would look like.
Pitty, you’re a tad obsessed. You should take up a fricking hobby or something. Try knitting; it’s very relaxing.
Oh, lighten up, A…
You do have the same name as the musical.
I think I’ve asked before but anyway: is your name pronounced differently? I’ve never seen it with two “e”s before…
It’s just a handle, AC. I’ve used it with two e’s since I got on the net 11 years ago. Some places already had an “Annie” so I added an e. It’s my cat’s name. The 451 is for Bradbury.
Ah, I wondered, thanks. And 451… Great book.
very good book – equilibrium was an interesting take on a similar principle.. some elements of brave new world and 1984 thrown in with a little extra violence for flavor.
Of course, Bradbury! I wondered about the 451 myself but just didn’t connect the dots.
Sheesh guys, I connected these dots the first night I ever READ her comments >.<.
Except for it being named after her cat, of course. I assumed her name was Annie.
Believe it or not, I actually kinda think it wasn’t meant to be mean. Just fooling around. Do me next, Pitty!!
Sadly, there’s no musical named Eric.
Eric in St. Louis, Louis,
Eric at PK,
Don’t tell me the lights are shining,
but he isn’t there …
Standing in p. kitchen ,
Diet Pepsi in her hand
Jackass in the corner, and Jane is at her best,
And me I’m gonna take up knitting hah!
… St. Clair Jane! Whoa! St. Clair Jane, oh-oh-a! St. Clair Jane!
Yay! I are musical now!
I already HAVE a musical in my honor, Jane.
Linky. That’s World of Warcraft by the way, I still play every so often.
English sucks very, very hard. El español es mejor. lojban y esperanto son mejores también. wwhen your langguage has randomm double letters, how can you blame peopple for misplacing them?
I have to admit, when I took Spanish I was amazed at how much more logically organized of a language it is.
English is the bastard stepson of the Germanic/Nordic and French/Latin tongues. And like the Blob, it keeps pulling other bits into it!
be fair, german is about as easy as spanish – they’re both very phonetic as far as actually spelling going. same goes for hawaiian, just gotta get used to 30 letter words… bleh
German is also much easier to understand than English is. In fact, this has got to be the most mutated, nonsensical excuse for a language there is. There’s no rhyme or reason to it at all! I have the hardest time explaining the “rules” of the language to my kids. :eyeroll:
I know, I’m almost surprised we don’t occasionally have raNdom internaL cApitaliZation on some words.
Only on made up words like onStar.
That’s gotta be photoshopped.
There were a couple similar ones with misspellings and so forth with Hillary years ago, and this was one of them. The consensus at the time was that they were indeed photoshopped, but I can’t say that I’m good at spotting that. I believe it probably is, though.
Nope, this one seems legit. Google Hillary Clinton Jobs for Tommorrow and get dozens of news stories on it. It’s old news, but unless all the news stories are wrong it’s good news. There have been other instances with her of photoshopped pictures, though – like the one where she’s standing in front of a sign that says country and the O is covered and the RY is missing or some such nonsense. Or like the one of Bush with the book upside down in the schoolroom, or Obama with the phone upside down. You know how it goes. This one was for silicon valley executives, and apparently they didn’t notice the sign was spelled wrong. Geeks.
Link — this particular one, at least, appears consistently enough that it looks to be real. (And in perhaps another entry for the “unbiased media” file, the misspelling is mentioned all over, yet the photo almost never appears alongside.)
Now, come on Dhoti…..you know we have the best, most unbiased media organization in the world! Why, just look at the stories on the health care reorganization on Wednesday! They even have competing viewpoints and everything! Now that’s good journalism!
LOL you lose.
the typo was Tommorrow. not tomorrow.
This site is great! I cant believe the pictures you get.
LOL … They forgot to put a space in there! I hope that Tom Morrow knows about the new jobs that are waiting for him.
maybe she meant steve jobs. and yes, for tom morrow.
It’s not a typo – I want a job!
John Wayne’s real name was Marion
I always liked you the best anyway, Lindsey, even if you have a girlie name.
He is sooooooo dreamy!!!
*bloody moron… ethnocentric American twattle… ’tis not my fault you can’t figure out the sex of your children, you imbecilic confused continentals*
The name Lindsay is a common English and Scottish name, meaning linden tree by the sea. Another source states that it is derived from a Scottish surname derived from an Old English place name meaning “Lincoln’s wetland.”
Heather you can have, after all, it’s a bush. But Linden? Sodya!
Lincoln’s Wetland. Also known as “Mary Todd”.
I know guys called Lindsey and they’re not girly so I’m sure it’s fine. It’s spelt differently from the girly way anyway…
Lindsey, Kelly, Rene’, ALL GIRLY NAMES
What confuses me is when “Tony” and “Billy” (Not nicknames or abbreviations, just their names) turn out to be girls.
Usually (but not always) spelled “Toni” and “Billie”. Although I have a male co-worker named Marion, and went to school with a male “Fran”…then there’s Johnny Cash who sang “A boy named Sue”…
I’ve heard of a girl named Mackenzie and one called Evan…
Had a female student named Mitchell, which is usually a guy’s over here. Also a female Devon, and a female Drew. And a few female Mackenzies…
I was in high school years ago with a female Troy. I’ve also known a couple of female Frankies, although I think they were legally both Frances.
I used to know a guy named Frances.
Isn’t it usually Francis for guys and Frances for girls?
I almost named my daughter Rhys (pronounced Reece). I was called Chris all of my life, and most people expect me to be a guy. I know a guy named Lindsey, too.
i know a guy. 6’6″ a good 250lbs… named lauren. spelled that way too. i know another guy named loren.
my middle school principal was lindsay florence… male. cool as hell too.
Ashley is one of those ambiguous names. Ashley Cole being one good example of a male version. Ashley Simpson well we will never know. etc.
@AC–Mackenzie is actually becoming a fairly popular girls’ name here in the USA. Not my personal fave, but what do I know?
Also, I had a friend in high school whose parents were named Gail & Perry. So what? Perry was the mom and Gail was the dad.
I also knew a couple girls at church when I was a kid. Their dad seemed to want boys I think. One was named Mason and the other Neal.
I have a cat named Frances (girl). Diss, you’re right about the spelling…
I know a guy named Dana and a guy named Tracy…poor bastards.
I think Dana’s one of those names that was originally male and gradually switched genders.
Audrey is normally female here…. If I remember correctly, however, it comes from a root meaning ‘man’. Well, that’s the case with some ‘feminine’ name.
My name is a-sexual (which is what I consider any name where you can’t tell)….and I LOVE IT. The benefits are plenty- if someone cant’ tell if you are a girl they cannot descriminate against you for being one! So you are judges on your merits. I had a professor tell me once that he was surprised he gave me an “A” in a course several years earlier- since he had not give a female a grade above a “C’” in 35 years of teaching- but he did not realize I was a female….this was in the early 1990s…I went on to my PhD, and work as the second in charge of a biotech co (small one!) that is owned by another female with an androgenous name. When in doubt name your daughter a neutral name and spell it like a male! It won’t hurt her in the long run!
That’s really believable. Especially since you can’t spell.
Anniee, NONE of the scientists I work with even CARE that their spelling and grammar totally blows… that’s what they keep me around for.
Yeah I realize that. Doesn’t make the bit about the professor any more likely. JMNSHO of course.
The bit about the professor matches what I’ve heard still exists in some science departments–not all, but there are a few here and there.
Then there is the scientist who is a female to male transsexual. His career has improved since he’s now a guy–and he has overheard people say “Oh, his work is much better than his sister’s!” Sigh. Not all humans are sexist, but some still are.
I think it sounds very believable, unfortunately.
Ah, here I was only joking and we instead got a nice thread about unisex names. True, there were random unwarranted insults near the bottom, but it was a nice thread none the less.
and
i met a guy names lauren(but i dunno if thats how he spelled it) and i’m friends with a guy named shannon
Well, he is better looking than Mick Fleetwood. Honestly Stevie Nicks, what were you thinking?