Comments on: CABLE COMPANIES

By: jesse Dziedzic

jesse Dziedzic — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:58:07 +0000

Might be the greatest writing on the web!!

By: tabby

tabby — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:25:02 +0000

that’s because it was COMMON for him to do work

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:13:28 +0000

Well, he’s been on hold at the cable company for 2 days and 37 minutes…

By: l-carnitine

l-carnitine — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:04:19 +0000

In the above picture our president looks quite tired and looks like he has not sleep since last many days.

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:29:15 +0000

in a cave, eh?

By: mehnis

mehnis — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:13:58 +0000

He doesn’t have to worry about that. It’s the tax payers that pay his phone bill.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:34:26 +0000

I made it through with 0 sleep. Once I stopped falling asleep on the table, and went to check over the exam, it wasn’t even in MY terrible handwriting. It was like me, but drunk.
I still got a 95+ though, I can tell.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:30:34 +0000

In my youth Tyler, in my youth. Can’t do that sh*t anymore.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:04:09 +0000

Not anymore, how did you predict it oh master of psyche? Oh dearest king of the idiotic trolling interwebbers?

By: Hammered

Hammered — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:26:31 +0000

I’ve actually gone to T-Mobile for that reason. No cell companies work at my house.

At least with T-Mobile UMA, I can use my wifi router for making the calls.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:42:46 +0000

Now to hack off all 3 of you, by making my favourite tuna curry! As long as I leave out all the chillies, even my mother (who hates capcaisin) likes it!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:31:56 +0000

I don’t mind the smell of most cooking seafood, but the smell of tuna casserole in the oven literally makes me gag. When I was a kid & my mom made tuna casserole I’d have to go outside to get away from it.

By: Not-so-Innocent Foreigner

Not-so-Innocent Foreigner — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:54:47 +0000

Do not have a girlfriend, do you?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:49:15 +0000

Night, Viking and Janie!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:47:59 +0000

And Viking, you wouldn’t need mood-improving for that, because you could just put the clothes on my ego and that would most CERTAINLY stretch them to a school-appropriate size, if not even larger!

By: H3xx

H3xx — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:47:06 +0000

I don’t think I saw a picture of bush that looked like he was doing that much work! Good Job Prezy!!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:45:53 +0000

Good luck with the job-begging! Remember, you are a worthy and intelligent woman, and you DESERVE to be hired!
I’m off, too–can’t stay up too late with an 8am class in my future fall!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:45:33 +0000

Nah, most likely just “Well, if you think dressing up like a prostitute while tattooed with literature isn’t educational to the children, then don’t wear it to school”
See, it would be educational because the poor, destitute person is the symbol and basis for much of good literature! So it makes sense, seee?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:44:44 +0000

Although he would be useful for mood-improving, when they only have the colors we like in ‘teeny-tiny’!?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:43:43 +0000

Ah, it’s been fun but I have to go to bed. I have to get up early and go job begging tomorrow.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:42:51 +0000

I dunno… I kinda think you would be. I imagine we’d hear the phrase, “no, that’s not low cut at all” quite a bit.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:40:34 +0000

Pft.. I have an exam at 7:20 in the morning tomorrow and I’m not going to sleep until 5.
Now how’s THAT for what should be a stupid decision?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:39:17 +0000

Damn! It takes so long to type my fantasy plotlines, I’ve almost missed out on the shopping trip! Can I come pick out outfits too? I promise, it won’t be counter-productive!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:38:00 +0000

Silly Viking, just stop in at Tyler’s Nordic Embroideries.
See, with my time-warp powers I took a 12th century Nordic sewing woman to an alternate dimension where she taught me how to craft clothes with the size you guys need, strength to hold up in battles for Odin while you fight to earn your way into Valhalla, and flexibility for maximum axe-throwing power! I then spent the next 300 years making more clothes than you’ll ever need in your Viking size. Have fun.

And yes, you MUST buy those stamps. I am going to come to wherever you teach, and have you stamp FAIL on my forehead, draw an arrow downwards and stamp WIN on my chest.
Don’t feel tempted, feel like you already did!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:36:00 +0000

Sweet, shopping trip!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:35:18 +0000

Can’t, then I wouldn’t be able to sleep and I have to get up somewhat early tomorrow.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:34:46 +0000

I think you and I need to shop together–I’ll drive, ok?

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:34:12 +0000

So the phone IS always ringing at the white house…hmm

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:34:10 +0000

@Jane. Single beats the heck out of the wrong person! Been there, done that. It’s worth the wait, and worth avoiding the BS of a bad match!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:34:07 +0000

I actually like Land’s End for work because the v-neck isn’t too deep and they’re not too tight or too loose and come in a lot of colors. When it comes to work clothes if I find something that fits, doesn’t make me look 90, and isn’t slutty, I buy it in multiple copies.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:33:55 +0000

Well then you should have some of my ADD! I’m having an overload right now and it will make you, rather than depressingly single, optimistically and humorously single!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:31:53 +0000

Tired, but thank you for asking Tyler.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:31:04 +0000

No apples or pencils embroidered on them, partly because they don’t come in viking size! And even if…ew?
Those fail/win stamps are sooo tempting. Hmm. I do have tenure…?!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:29:11 +0000

Those are freaking awesome, Tyler!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 02:28:06 +0000

Yes, I’m still depressingly single. Hey VG, you don’t get the ones with pencil and apples embroidered on them, do you? I draw the line at that.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:43:53 +0000

Janie and Viking, I’d suggest you get these stamps for your grading from now on. No need for A’s, B’s, or C’s!
^linky.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:34:59 +0000

Sweaters? You realize I’ll just make them summer lessons and turn the heat off, right? >:D You two will never survive if you keep being so appropriate!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:29:29 +0000

Ah, but you see, Jane and I both wear teacher-appropriate sweaters! So you would have to exercise some imagination in the process… Teachers always will find ways to make their students stretch those brains, after all!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:21:49 +0000

I ended up finally escaping comcast purgatory by way of their ‘chat’ help service. Which again, discriminates against their older customers–my mother hasn’t even turned on a computer, for goodness sakes! You should be able to do this stuff via telephone. *curmudge, curmudge*

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:21:46 +0000

VG, I’d say you were the only one who probably *could* tutor me because I believe you live somewhere near Mass, since we have the same weather. However, you’re both welcome to come over and tutor me… I need two teachers just to give me some perspective, right?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:19:17 +0000

Of course an inventive fellow could probably create a situation that would require intensive tutoring…! I would, given the chance of maximum boobie-gazing!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:17:33 +0000

I might be wrong in this, but I think Jane and Max are ‘PK married’. I don’t know that they’ve ever made visual contact…?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:14:54 +0000

O.o a married woman is closer to my age? Wow, I feel like I made your internal clock tick with that comment. My bad. :/

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:12:41 +0000

@Tyler. I think Jane would be closer to your age, and therefore more attractive. But I do hold regular office hours!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:11:45 +0000

Of course, Viking! If I ever get rich, I’m going to buy the best internet hacking system, hack WordPress, and find out who you guys are so I can give you money!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:11:39 +0000

I can’t stand reading his posts, they give me Double Vision.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:10:27 +0000

*roped.
Can’t type worth a darn, sometimes.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:10:17 +0000

-Gulps and makes a face- I’ve never had an attractive teacher. VG, would you mind being my personal tutor?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:10:03 +0000

Or the I-don’t-want-to-get-rope-into-free-babysitting states!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:09:18 +0000

I can use my cell phone everywhere except in my neighborhood–we have this dead zone on the west side of town. So I have to have a land line. But then I use it as an excuse to NOT have my cell phone on except when I want to be reachable! 8)