
Hello, I’m from the Department of Horrible Sweaters
(Pete Hoekstra)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: GooberMcNutly via Our LOL Builder
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Hello, I’m from the Department of Horrible Sweaters
(Pete Hoekstra)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: GooberMcNutly via Our LOL Builder
Maybe the Department of Ugly Christmas Sweaters Given To Us By Those We Love So We Have To Wear Them From Time To Time.
or
the DoUCAGTUBTWLSWHTWTFTTT
How about F.U.S.S.? F*cking Ugly Sweater Society..
GFBHS ~ Grandpa’s Fat Beerbelly-Hiding Sweaters, add that up.
Argyll and Fugly Brand Name. Slogan: Birth Control, now sweaterized.
I don’t think it’s doing a very good job hiding it.
I think the diagonal crossing stripes actually make it look bigger…if that was possible.
Department of Horrible Sweaters works too: D’OHS!
You will be rewarded with a 10 pound fruit cake.
As ugly and unflattering as the gentleman’s sweater is, it has not breached the dreaded ‘Cosby’ sweater level!
Very “Pythonesque”!
+1
Eek! Whoever ran over that sweater didn’t do that good of a job.
wow. is he dutch?
Does Holland, Michigan count as dutch?
If you have to ask, you’ve never been there.
Only if we split the tab for dinner…
I think he has Dutch ancestors, because “Pete” doesn’t sound very Dutch.
Then it had to be Piet or Peter.
Yes, and he is very proud of his Dutch heritage. “If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much.” Unfortunately, he is my congressman. I’m not Dutch.
…And I’m from the department of Small Mustaches. I’m looking forward to working with you!
Aw, damn. He doesn’t have a mustache at all. It was just the line on the wall behind him. *pouts*
There is an abundance of khaki pants as well.
I don’t find the sweater all that horrible, but maybe that’s just because it’s on an older guy.
I think the amount of personal space between them is kind of funny, like maybe he just farted and he’s hoping no one will notice.
i got nothing
I’m loving the ads on this page for ‘Women’s Sweaters’ and ‘Dale of Norway Sweaters’. Is it like a keyword thing?
I’ve got an ad for Jillian Michaels on my page. How did they know I was fat?
Hmmm…out of morbid curiosity I’m gonna have to see what the ads are for that penis LOL a few days back.
Interestingly enough, there are NO ads at the bottom of that page. At least on mine.
what, no ann coulter?
Not on that one. On Pouting, yes. But no Ann Coulter ads with the penis lol.
Eric, why would you care to see what those ads are?
And mine is almost always “The God Who Wasn’t There”.
How did they know I’m agnostic?
And I would order that DVD too, it seems like an interesting watch, but I feel like PK would find out and not let me see the threads pertaining to religion or something.
There are some things you HAVE to know, whether you want to or not.
Like Meatspin?
-Shivers and vomits-
On the plus side- I’ve never gone there. Only had it described to me in disturbing detail.
And I’m from the Ministry of Silly Walks
that caption was genius!!
haha this is great
i like the sweater
Yeah, I don’t know what they are on about. It’s a classic pattern, never gone out of style for decades. Also available on stockings.
Actually, I rather like his sweater.
Caption still made me smile, though.
I know that guy!
I shook his hand last week. It was too hot to wear that sweater that day.
You think that sweater’s bad?
Google David Bain jerseys.