Comments on: Why can I hear

By: heyimrandom

heyimrandom — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:58:35 +0000

lol!!!!!

By: Gina's mom

Gina's mom — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:16:09 +0000

Inappropriate? No, froofrau, you’re being ignorant. It’s ignorant. You’re being ignorant!

By: Baladi

Baladi — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:00:37 +0000

ROTFLMFAO!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:36:54 +0000

Nice, I can almost hear Keith Moon drumming along..

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:04:14 +0000

*applauds*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:00:49 +0000

In honor of Godwin’s Law, a Wanging from the Who. *ahem*

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my Wang and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
Don’t get fooled again
No, no!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:56:28 +0000

Dude, seriously. Come up with an intelligent criticism of Obama, then get back to us.

Like, why did Obama campaign on transparency of government, and now that he’s elected, he wants to keep the visitor logs to the White House secret? I *hated* that about the Bush White House, and I am very unhappy that Obama is keeping it going!

By: Exile

Exile — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:08:55 +0000

It looks like Adolf Obama is smiling because Hitlery is wearing her ribbed strap on.

HEIL OBAMA!

By: mia_the_feline

mia_the_feline — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:08:44 +0000

You know, the sad thing is that the first thing my mother and I thought when we heard MJ was dead was that it had to be a publicity stunt. But now I’m not feeling much now that he’s gone. Not really sad, not really upset.
I feel worse about Farrah Fawcet, and I never saw one of her movies.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:52:05 +0000

Yeah, I was actually a bit older and still remember Uncle Walter telling us the news.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:16:50 +0000

Now I know how the boomers feel, when I point out that there is a photo of me in my onesie in front off JFK’s funeral on the television!

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:29:38 +0000

I was 16. And yes, I cried.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:28:02 +0000

Did anyone notice that when that gold-digging whore Mills divorced him…he was 64? Irony, anyone?

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:22:17 +0000

My mother said that since I like to argue so much, I should have been a lawyer. I told her I didn’t want to have to eat people. *sigh* She didn’t get it. So I punched her in the genitals. (Ok, I really didn’t, but that monkey thing was FUNNY!)

By: tyler

tyler — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:42:14 +0000

Hush, Eddie. No matter how hard you may powerhose my flesh away, I’m not leaving until VG’s teacher-appropriate sweater comes off!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:55:09 +0000

I was 8 months old. Well, almost 8 months old.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:46:39 +0000

Jane, I’m with your friend on this one. I really think that Jackson had no clue that what he was doing was wrong in any way. I think that somewhere inside his brain was the little boy that got stunted after making it big, and all he wanted to do was to be a kid again. He just wasn’t able to do that (you know, being an adult and all) and it came off as creepy and weird.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:34:02 +0000

With utmost speed. For even in the absence of Fester, you still have VG and me to contend with..
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*hooks up the firehose stashed behind the garage for emergencies*

By: yikes

yikes — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:39:42 +0000

I think his policies will do that.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:34:22 +0000

@AC it annoys me too because not two days ago I saw a lol in voting that said something was ‘still not as creepy as michael jackson’.
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Meh, I’m mourning the music and kick ass dance moves… not the man.

By: brak

brak — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:00:48 +0000

OMG Tyler…I laughed so freaking hard at this…thanks!!! My mailman delivered the wrong mail today. Again. I will punch him in the genitals tomorrow. In fact, from now on, anytime someone displeases me……POW….right in the pisser! I think I sense a movement.

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:00:02 +0000

maybe the jaws of life can get the country out of this administration

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:39:44 +0000

WIN.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:39:01 +0000

Yes because that would be super cute. I used to do thriller, and video evidence does exist… somewhere, in front of the TV.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:27:05 +0000

Mikey seems to like Smooth Criminal WAY better as he was spooked by the zombies. It’s kinda cute, he would turn on Thriller and then run to the couch and hide under a cushion.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:15:56 +0000

That’s true, but I kinda feel that you shouldn’t aspire to be in a movie teenage girls will love if you don’t want to get stalked by them. That sort of thing goes hand in hand with fame. I would never want to be famous for that reason. That being said, he does deserve his privacy when he’s on his own time. I only meant that it’s not very smart on his part to come out against Twilight when he’s in it for three more movies and boatloads of cash.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:07:23 +0000

When I was a kid Vincent Price’s voice would scare the absolute bejeezus out of me. Strangely enough (given my current abject fear of them) the zombies didn’t scare me but MJ looking back with those yellow werewolf eyes was creepy!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:06:18 +0000

My mother & father frequently attempt to *literally* toss my unconscious body at females my age.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:03:03 +0000

Yeah, Charlie’s at the point he’d probably throw me at them.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:02:41 +0000

Really? I like him 10x better for it.
Plus, it probably went along with him somewhere criticizing the millions of crazy fans that stalk him each day. I can imagine why he might say somethin’.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:01:14 +0000

*hugs*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:59:40 +0000

Really? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I don’t “get” the Twilight craze but I think it’s a bit hypocritical to take the money and fame and turn your nose up at the means that’s providing it. I mean, whatever his personal feelings he should keep quiet about it. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you and all that.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:59:26 +0000

Please god if he does the dance send us the video!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:58:09 +0000

Be sure to let us know what he thinks of that!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:56:53 +0000

I have a friend who is convinced he engaged in no pedophilia at all, but whether he did or not it’s clear he had severe emotional problems.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:49:11 +0000

Miss you too, Lynn is showing Mikey Thriller for the first time now.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:48:35 +0000

And by “we” I mean the voices in my head, of course.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:46:25 +0000

Well I was a baby boy once so I can appreciate your memory. Single moms bust their ass, the ones that care at least, so you are definitely an awesome person to me. You are most welcome.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:46:07 +0000

DWN! we misses you!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:45:10 +0000

I miss ya’ll too. *huggle*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:44:38 +0000

I already do. It was before my mother and I lost our ability to talk without annoying the hell out of each other and we were so dirt poor we appreciated any and every good turn to come our way.

By: AC

AC — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:04:58 +0000

What annoys me is the way he is being canonised over on roflrazzi…

By: yikes

yikes — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:36:53 +0000

It’s like he’s asking for a scientific explanation about how hearing works…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:36:07 +0000

Same here, Eric.

By: yikes

yikes — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:34:44 +0000

By: yikes

yikes — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:31:27 +0000

I was old then, and I’m old now!!
Get off my lawn!! (loved that movie…)

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:30:32 +0000

God, I think I’m actually a robot. Link.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:28:37 +0000

SHHH…
Is this how it was in your days, guys? Link.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:28:22 +0000

Nope, Ed McMahon was on Tuesday.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:25:22 +0000

Uncle Fester is, but he hasn’t been around for a bit.