I reject your reality! And substitute my own!
(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)
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How about that.. frontpage again and i did not even use a poster
Congrats…good Lol.
Aw man, I submitted the same LOL on a different picture. Guess you’re better at marketing your LOLs than I am.
Here’s a few reasons. Your name has 1337 in it.
I think it’s because this picture looks like he’s in a debate, interrupting someone mid point, and saying “Hold on a moment- let me just add that..” and inserting something of his own.
Democracy just called. I hang up.
…and smash phone to bits…
I love that part on ‘In Bruges’ when Ralph Fiennes is beating the shit out of the phone.
Wife: It’s an Inanimate Object!
Ralph: You’re a fu*king inanimate object!!!
I loved In Bruges! Freaking awesome.
By the way, nice avatar Cap’n!
Thanks! Everyone assumes I’m a dude, so hopefully this ends confusion
Sexist bastards, the lot of them.
On a side note, can someone please tell me on what planet Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter reside when they say George W. Bush deserves ALL the credit for what is going on in Iran?!
Let me get this right…Bush deserves credit for this, but the economy is ALL Obama’s fault?! Beam me up…I think I’ve had enough.
Because Bush’s first “election” showed the Iranian people that people who claim to be president may not really be elected by the people’s vote.
The difference, of course, is that the Electoral College is not a junta of bearded hypocrites.
Do we really know how many of the representatives in the Electoral College have beards? o.O
I just want to know why their football team doesn’t get any airtime on ESPN…
Is that your way of admitting that your point was idiotic?
Defensive much?
I thought it was pretty funny…
If you took 3 deep breaths before posting you might have realized he’s got a sense of humor, as he’s asking if the Electoral College members have beards….
PK is serious business. No room for funny here.
Dhoti’s just here for a chance to abuse people who can’t hit him.
You got me. I’m petrified of physical violence from people who pretend to be football-playing senior management tough guys on the web.
LOL!
Well, if that doesn’t petrify you, will it petrify you if I mention that I’m an angry teenager? I mean, you never know what this massive mob of youthful idiocy (teenagers) will do next; spell incorrectly, forget how to spell for formal writing papers, hack things and spam them just to annoy other teenagers, etc, etc. So don’t make me tell them Dhoti’s been a bad boy!
I’m not serious, of course.
I’d never force any other human being into contact with someone of my generation who has forgotten how to spell and think for themselves.
Public. Education.
It’s not the public education, Deep- It’s the fact that 95% of us nowadays don’t even want to receive it.
I mean, it’s kind of illogical that you make the age demographic that’s been proven to need the longest time to sleep get up at 6 in the morning, but other than that, I know I want to learn.
Kids today, music, hair, get off my lawn, and so forth.
The difference is, Tyler, you’re not lying about being a teenager (or, if you are, you’re really committed to the cause), whereas PM has been caught lying before to make himself sound more important. And seeing him fall back to his faux-tough-guy persona is just so unbelievably precious…
Pft, I got my hair chopped in half the other day. /sadface. It’s still longer than it should be though!
And man, like, the Native Americans had it right dude, the land belongs to like… All of us. We’re all just such spiritual beings, you know, man, right? Materialism is so irrelevant when we’re talking about spirits, and stuff, man… -puffs and plays drums absent-mindedly-
Just kidding, I don’t smoke, nor am I a gush durned jub-steelin hippie.
PM is a teenager too? I always assumed he was just above, like 20 or 21 maybe.
Personally, I never saw the point of inhaling smoke on purpose — when does that get fun? — but cigars are a whole different story. Just don’t go to the gas station.
Nah, he seemed more like a mall ninja to me, and those guys are usually at least in their thirties.
Inhaling smoke is only fun if it’s marijuana.
Meh, it never did anything for me. Maybe I’m just weird.
@SB: I used to love pot, but like Dennis Miller once said, I had to give it up…it wasn’t that I didn’t like getting high, it was the @ssholes you had to smoke with that got all philosophical on you while you’re trying to enjoy your buzz… “Jeezis, shut up and eat a twinkie!”
@MG – see, that’s similar to what happened to Dave Chapelle!
Link.
I always remind myself when reading your comments, “PM, it’s not Dhoti’s fault he doesn’t recognize reality. He just makes stuff up in his little head and thinks it’s real. He can’t help it.”
C’mon guys, must we get into this again? >.<
I will give Dhoti some credit… A few threads ago I said I was going to ignore him and not post any responses to him. Dhoti has made a better effort recently and seems a bit more respectful of others… maybe we should ALL just quit our little pissing contests for awhile and try to get into some respectful conversations, rather than personal attacks… just sayin’.
I rechristen thee ProjectionMark.
Go forth and troll!
Mother, I think we should just concentrate our fire on the trolls.
Mainly the Caretrolls.
MG, I assure you, it had nothing to do with your shunning. Though I have to give props to anyone who imitates Dwight Schrute in real life.
Now, given that the reason for your shun was “you never back anything up”, and immediately after that I posted a bunch of links backing up what I said, I might take you seriously again if you owned up to your lame attempt to shout me down. Until then, what’s the point in paying attention to you?
Maybe, Tyler…maybe…
*is sad*
OK Dhoti, I’ll bite. I DID read the links you had posted afterward, but I have to tell you, I can understand where one might infer that those statements could be racist; however, that being said, I think that taken in the context of what was being said, I didn’t find labeling froo a racist as fair. If you choose to label her racist, then by all means, go ahead, that is your right…
On the other hand, I tried to pay you a compliment and tried to get you and PM to stop your pissing contest, but you seem to have proven yourself yet again… apparently it is more important for you to be right (at least in your own mind), than civil.
So, if I did indeed back it up, that means you *were* just trying to shout me down. But me standing up to your dirty tricks makes me a bad person. Go figure!
Compliment? Oh, please. You tried to portray yourself as the reason I turned my life around. But by all means, don’t let me get in the way of you congratulating yourself…
Dear god…. a peacekeeping effort gone wrong: Drama in PK!
Dhoti, PM….why don’t you guys just lay ‘em out on a table and we’ll measure and settle this once and for all?
Seriously, I like you both & just wish you’d either try to get along or ignore each other. [/peacekeeping effort probably about as effective as most stuff the UN does....]
No. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT lay them out on the table. Thank you.
Yeah, please, not the table. We eat there, guys.
Dammit, now you people have “Sugar Lumps” stuck in my head.
Thanks Dhoti. Now I have the visuals from the ‘shuga lumps’ video in my head. Ewwww!
@Dhoti: Lol…awesome! 8)
Let’s see here — you’re the one leaping to the defense of the first person to spout the “Bush stole the election” catch phrase, and yet I’m supposedly the defensive one.
Funny! And very Pavlovian.
*drools*
Every time a bell rings…
…a Republican is caught with their pants down.
…in Argentina.
In bed?
(What? It’s homage.)
*removes hat and places it over heart*
in honor of the dearly departed.
*shudders*
of course Bush deserves all the credit. who do you think taught Ahmedinejad how to rig an election. And what better example than bush on how to deny civil rights and beat your own citizens into submission.
Nothing rigged about the Bush elections. Sorry. The others just sucked.
Good one.
…because, I am a politician!
Obama loves this guy.
And he is secretly planning to start euthanizing senior citizens to pay for a government-run health care plan. Yup.
Don’t forget about Obama secretly replacing FEMA with ACORN, Installing Sharia Law instead of the Constitution and secretly replacing our coffee with Folger’s Instant Coffee…
Instant Coffee? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
That doesn’t scare me. I drink Mt. Dew.
Jane, maybe you can go vampire and start sucking caffein from the blood of soda drinkers? I’ll volunteer for some neck bites if it helps!
What mothergoose didn’t tell you is that Obama wants to take your Mountain Dew and replace it with a cheap, generic, lower-caffeine substitute called Valley Mist.
This means war. [link]
Total waste of a perfectly good pie…
Mmmm…pie.
Viva la Revolution!
Mythbusters would sound good in the Tranformers theme song…
Mythbusters! Jamie, and that o-ther guy!
Bravo!!! *clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
You totally hit the nail on the head!
Is he quoting Obama?
no, he’s quoting Adam Savage of the Mythbusters
(see the link on my name)
TOOOO SOOOOOON!!!!11!!!11!!!
Is it my imagination or is he growing peyos? They sure look like them to me.
/peyos — the prayer curls of orthodox Jewish men
A new religion: Orthodox Wingnut!!
Wait… that’s a new one?
Good point…
hahahaha that made me giggle a bit.
Yeah, I thought I saw that, too. I was going to hit the irony button, but I think it is an earpiece.
Toss a prayer shawl on him and a yarmulke on his head and he would be dictator-in-disguise.
Maybe the opposition should start a campaign promoting his as a secret convert and….
You know the old saying, “The great thing about being the boss is not having to argue with anybody”.
It’s good to be the King.
Mel! [link]
Like a boss……. SNL anyone?
… Linky.
Btw, it’s by a band called thelonelyisland, it’s a humor group, they just write for SNL too
i saw a poster picture on google about ding dong ditching with the soldiers. that kills me to see people using pictures like that…Let me see YOU go and fight for our country & freedom. It’s NOT something to make fun of. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry, in what reality are we at war with Iran? And wth is “ding dong ditching”?
“Ding Dong Ditching” is just when you ring someone’s doorbell, then run and hide before they get to the door.
Perhaps they call it something else in your part of the country, PM?
I’m from Portland, Oregon too. Maybe PM lives under a rock? *looks under a few to check*
Well, now PM knows what to call it when the neighborhood kids ring his doorbell and take off!
Hell, I’m as old as dirt (or nearly so) and that’s what we called it..
I’m from the east coast, and never heard of it before. It was called ringing the doorbell and running like hell out here!
No, he’s just drunk. Again.
(Does anyone hear the wind in the trees?)
Starting early today. What will they say at the major corporation you say you run? Or the training camp for the pro football team you say you’re on?
The term I grew up with was a racist, alliterative term “****** Knocking”
Ah, yes. That is also common in Portland. Well, as common as knocking on someone’s door and then leaving.
Sad thing is, I’ve never heard this term and am so glad…
I’ve heard that one, too. I wasn’t going to bring it up in polite company.
Why not?
I know lawyers lie, but revising history is a hanging offense.
Honestly, DT, because #1, I really thought it would be regional; #2, I hadn’t heard it in years; and #3, it just never occurred to me that PM would be more familiar with that term than “ding-dong-dash”!
Hey, I was raised that only trashy people used that word (and yes, this was in the south, in the 60s and 70s…)
Nah. Just givin’ ya crap, dissim.
We didn’t know it was racist when I was a kid. We also called brazil nuts nigg@r toes. And said “eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a nigg@r by the toe.” And sang “not last night but the night before… 24 nigg@rs came knocking…”
I really don’t have a problem saying “I used to be too uneducated to know better.” It’s easier for me than “well I NEVER…”
Really? It makes sense why we said “tigger” not “tiger” now…
You got it. FYI:
It’s Scottish and very old.
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Eeny meeny miney mo
Inimicus animo is Latin for “enemy of the soul”.
Catch the nigg@r by the toe
“The nigg@r” is really a reference to the devil. (Variants actually saying “the devil” are known.)
If he hollers let him go
If you grab his toe and he protests, he’s human, and you should let him go. The devil has a cloven hoof which will not feel pain if pinched.
Deep, that’s the weirdest, coolest thing I’ve ever heard.
DT is like a font of odd facts. I love odd facts.
I had heard that explanation before.. still, we always said ‘catch a tiger by the toe’. My parents would have beat us senseless had we said the other.
The only term from that time that I haven’t found a good substitute for is n-rigging. (Meaning to patch together a repair from what items are available). Heard the brazil nut thing from my mom (explaining why her older relatives could be embarrassing!), she grew up in VA in the 40′s/50s.
I’ve heard of that as jury-rigging, or ‘good enough for government work’.
Uh, heh. In St. Louis we often call rednecks “hoosiers,” which is nothing at all against people from the great state of Indiana, but we’ll call something “hoosier-rigged.”
You can appreciate this one, Diss.. we called it jury-rigging.. I had heard the other, but never used it.
Isn’t it “afro-engineering” now?
HEY!!! *is from Indiana*
And yet, we still won’t hold that against you..
Holy Jesus! I’ve never heard that one! Shit balls!
What surprises me is that they use it in PORTLAND, of all places!
I’ve heard of it but not until I was an adult. We called it Ring and Run.
I’ve only ever heard ding dong ditch…
-quivers in corner and loads shotgun, sharpens axe, and stretches for evasive maneuvers, preparing for the subconsciously racist zombie apocalypse-
Ding-dong-ditch has always been my term of choice for that, as well. Snappy, alliterative, and, um, NOT racist! 8)
“chap-door-run” Here….
I fail to see relevance to this LOL.
!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess you’re not a soldier.
My friend told me that his unit once had a contest to see who could take the biggest, nastiest shit in the sand after pounding down rations. If you don’t think our troops are human, and that they enjoy humor as much as you and I, then you are delusional. How else do you expect them to stay sane in the middle of a war?
Humor has a place in war as much as life and death, take your self righteous care trolling someplace else.
Amen!
Agreed. Why the hell did he have to bring American Soldiers into it *again*? he should know that’s the word that summons his predecessor, the ultimate PK caretroll.
I’m thinking they are both members of Troll Nation and they have some secret code. When one posts a comment, they include the ‘code’, which then calls out to the other citizens. Hence, we get revisited *Again*.
… Eddie, you are a genius.
An absolute genius.
It’s like the pyres they lit across Gondor to summon Rohan! (sorry for the LOTR reference- I can’t help myself sometimes. )
I love watching that on film with the mountains and valleys and whatnot… It looks lovely…
It IS lovely there, AC. Absolutely gorgeous place. (People to people took me to NZ too) Plus, the Maoris are unbelievably awesome.
Speaking of which, my wife and I are planning a trip to New Zealand later this year. I’m looking forward to visiting some of the places you see in LOTR (at least flying over them). I’ve never been to NZ, but I hear it’s spectacular.
I don’t fish much, but I hear in NZ, any trout less than two pounds is considered too small to keep. There’s an incentive to go fishing!
So Mahmoud Ahmedinejad watches Mythbusters now? Hmmm.
You spelled it wrong, it’s:
Mahmoud Imadickinajad
No no, it’s Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket.
I thought we agreed that it was Mahmoud Imanutjob…
I thought it was Mahomoud Ahmatakeyouvotesjad?
Oh, that one gets my vote!
Colbert: “Reality is widely known to have a liberal bias.”
And just remember…all media has a left-wing-liberal bias; unless it’s owned by Rupert Murdoch…
Dontcha just love Colbert? At first it used to run me a little dark around the eyes worrying he actually MEANT all the jokes he says sometimes, (when I was 13 of course, and wasn’t 100% on all sarcasm), but then I found out he’s actually an actor playing a character. Awesome, no?
Colbert is a scream. I remember not liking him at first, because I thought maybe he was just going to be like a “Saturday Night News” skit over and over, but he’s got some great takes on what’s going on in the world. I think we (as Americans) tend to lose our senses of humor to often…
-Coughs directly at the caretroll-
There’s one good thing to come out of all this: everyone now knows how to pronounce “Ahmedinejad.”
I prefer rama-lama-ding-dong..
mythbusters FTW
is it me or does it looks like a D&D reference with that caption? Roll to disbelieve anyone?
This isn’t original, you either got this from a t-shirt or “Mythbusters”
Or maybe he got it from a Terry Pratchett book.
-Cough-
Doesn’t have to be original to be funny.