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Which was okay, since the protester slipped, fell, skinned his knee, and went home with a boo-boo.
Actually, no. He was the guy riding that motorcycle. There was clearly too much non-stick cooking spray on the road, causing him to crash.
In an effort to re-enact the crash, he asked a police officer to spray his shirt with some leftovers from a nearby can, so he could run and slide down the street.
I was thinking he’d lay there like Peter does on Family guy for five minutes moaning about it.
*ow*hiss*ow*hiss*ow*hiss…… you get the picture
*linkie*
That kind of courage should be an example to all Free People.
When they took him to court, they couldn’t make any of the charges stick.
Stop it! Just stop it!
Don’t stop me now! [Link]
i’m at work and can’t check out your link. but “don’t stop me now” just makes me wanna burst into queen’s version.
anytime i’m on the road and i feel myself getting sleepy i throw in my queen CD and start singing along like a fool. good times.
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo…!
But… everyone who wants to lose weight should get AIDeS!
Dammit. Forgot my towel.
Don’t panic!
Agreed.
That man had killer vocals. Then I hear him with David Bowie on Under Pressure and I think, those two should have done more sh*t together.
*goes straight to YouTube*
Hee hee. Goes straight…
Don’t stop me now! [link]
I love that part when they are whacking him with the pool cues. That movie’s were I got my username
Fat. Bottom. Girls.
WOOT!
The kid rock version of fat bottom girls was so much better. Sad really. I like queen too.
Why sad? Since really it ain’t so
Kid Rock is ok and all but better than Queen and Freddie? naaaaaah
Though he did manage to rip off two songs in one with his latest ‘borrowing’ of Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London and Lynrds Sweet home Alabama
I hear he had a pretty slick lawyer…
I heard they buttered up the jury.
Yeah, the D.A. greased the wheels and the judge let it slide.
Really? I thought the judge was pretty teflon the guy.
After all, he was suspected of having WMD-40′s.
The judge was concerned about graphite. The defendant tried to slip him a bribe.
Ah, well then, I’m glide that’s oil that happened.
Retreat, he’s got one of our billy clubs!
Run Away!!!!!
cloppity cloppity cloppity
*makes galloping horse hove sounds so we can run away faster*
Yay, somebody got my reference!
Oh, I got it. I scream it all the time in public and nobody gets it, so I just run spastically down the street screeching RUN AWAYYYY!!!
No, really?
Anybody notice that elephant….
This lol is a WIN!
Man I HATE when this happens.
Way to make light of a horrible, violent situation guys…
:: rolls eyes ::
You DO know that the rest of the world doesn’t exist for your amusement, right?
Care Troll cares more than you do!
SOOOO MUCH MORE!
HE’S ONLY HERE TO TELL US HOW BAD WE ARE, NOT TO LOOK AT THE FUNNIES OR ANYTHING!!
That’s the only reason he comes here, to tell everyone how evil they are. I mean, it’s not like he visits here to laugh at humor or anything.
Or apologize for insulting my family about which he knows nothing on prior threads. Say what you want about me, I can refute that with logic, but my family… That just brings it to a whooole new level, man. Ah, reminds me of when JTC tried to tell another regular on this site that she’d turned her daughter into a fruit-bat or something… Sorry, just reminiscing.
And here’s the KID at it again… No manners what so ever.
You must be the schoolyard bully. You certainly like to act the punk role…
And your role would be what exactly? And for God sakes, don’t try and palm off that old “I’m the purveyor of truth” bullshite on us. It won’t wash.
That “KID” seems to be more intelligent than you are.
Don’t get butt hurt over stupid pictures with captions. Who gives a damn what is happening.
You wouldn’t be wrong there..
And where are your manners, asshole? Why on earth should Tyler show your ass any manners when you haven’t shown ANY of us any?
Thank you, Eric, Eddie, and Scythelord…
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.
Thanks to you to, Deep thought
TWO people named Eric-in-STL? What are the odds of that happening?
Quick. By a powerball ticket, clone-man…
and BUY one, too, willya?
Cut it out, DT. I won’t have you misspelling words in my name!
It’s not ok here to do that here, DT.
Do what? Make a joke?
Lighten up.
It might matter if I didn’t have a big sh!t blotch that obviously identified me…
OK.
KO.
As long as it’s clear it’s you. There’s been nasty crap here with socking, so I punchy about it. Sorry.
*I’m
I posted as eddie, too. Trying to create the impression that everyone’s ganging up on Tyler to help again feel self-actualized: maybe even enough to GTFO!!!
Oh now I see. I haven’t been combing through the posts as much as usual. Yay for economic turn-around, at least in my world
. Back to being too busy to keep up with PK 
.
Yes, the schoolyard bully. Certainly.
Except for the fact that I bully no one, except for insults to those who who verbally or physically attack my friends and family.
Good job making another asinine assumption.
If you were truly acting like the adult here, you wouldn’t make such stupid assumptions about me because of my age, plus you would understand that I’m not exactly dying to show manners to someone who has insulted me deliberately and without due cause in the past.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Yes Deep, I got the MP reference
I mean it. Get off my lawn!
And you must be the pathetic killjoy prude that hangs out on the sideline of the dance because she sucks the fun out of everything and nobody wants to be around a fun sucker.
I assumed they were a guy. Girl makes a lot of sense though.
I think it’s a man, about 50.
He sounds just like my dad, and sounds like he would probably try to beat me if he ever met me in real life, just like the old basturd.
If it turns out to be a man, I expect a written statement apologizing on behalf of the male species for having to put up with Again’s shit.
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That’s an order.
I think it’s Fester who is now bored with being Anniee (yes! I’m obsessed!) so has now become a snippy wretched lefty caricature of a woman who hasn’t had fun since 1969 and so is lonely, bitter, shrieky, whiney, and who hates the neighbor-cats who poop in the flower bed.
*adds and needs to get laid onto pittypat’s list*
There!
Get it off! Get it off!!
She does NOT need to get laid onto pittypat!
*slaps Again getting laid off pittypat’s list*
Better?
*frantically brushes invisible Again bits off lap*
Is it over? You promise?
*sniffs air suspiciously*
What smells like “again”?
*pats pittypat on the back*
It’s over… it’s over.
Ah, Captain, was that reference to… Still Standing? or something deliberate? “FUN SUCKER!!!!”
Sadly, tis a reference from Freaky Friday. :-\
42.
No. That doesn’t work. What about “How many roads must a man walk down?”
Don’t Panic.
TOO SOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!1 ELEBENTY1!!!1!!!!!!!
It does when you’re on a HUMOR website.
If you’re so offended, why are you here? Could it be because you’re a douche nozzle of the highest order?
-clears throat, prepares opera voice-
DOOOOUUUUUUCHEESNOZZZZLEEEEEEE!!!!!
-bows-
That is all.
Douche nozzle. Good one.
*writes that down*
She even used it correctly. In ye olden days of PK “douchenozzle” was a leftist troll and “crotchwaffle” was a righty troll.
So, leftist trolls have improved access to the Gates of Heaven?
*Issues everybody the Trollinator2009 (with optional BF laser sights)*
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Ok, next sighting it’s a free for all!
-Modifies and cleans, putting it into semi-automatic and detaching the scope- My aim is better without it… Set to stun, sir?
stun? why would you bother with that setting? mine is set to “fry internal organs”.
… But if you do that, Shortright, there will be nothing fun to remove in my special Troll Dungeon! And Deep Thought has, no doubt, found more fun tools for me to try out!
when you’re using and EddieP original you don’t worry about the torture after the fact. if they’re enough of a troll to need SERIOUS action you jsut get rid of them right off the bat.
That’s correct.. if they’re just trollish, it’s fun to poke at them and watch the squirm. Then when you’ve had enough, “WHAM! To the moon, Alice!”
*nods*
i was taught by the best… eds and froo.
*bows and walks away whistling, the 2×4 of Death slung over her shoulder*
Mine is set to deep fry. Man them trolls are tasty with 11 herbs and spices.
-Crouches and dodges blatant personal attack, aims- FIRE!
You know you’re on a humor website, right?
Besides, there’s plenty of humor here. First, “Sekrit Polise” are trying to do crowd control on motorcycles. I ride. Those guys are super vulnerable there on their bikes. If the populace were really dangerous and violent, none of those cops would make it out. It’s funny that somebody would try to do crowd control by making themselves more vulnerable.
Second, the cop’s assisted dismount was almost certainly hilarious, at least if you were dressed in green. That’s pretty much the definition of an epic pratfall.
You must understand, this caption is not trying to promote violence- on either side. Violence from protestors can be just as bad as violence from the government.
You are right, the world does not exist for our amusement, but I do find that people pay more attention to things that are funny. It’s the same reason shows like The Daily Show are sometimes more popular than real news shows. I don’t believe John Stewart crosses any line when he injects humor into news events. Sometimes we need to be able to laugh at something in order to have it really brought to our attention.
No, but it appears you do.. Didn’t get enough abuse the last time you pulled your head from your ass and came up for air?
Suh-weet! Care troll is BACK and this time it’s personal!
I totally heard that in the Movie Announcer Guy’s voice.
Stan Marsh is a young, pre-teen boy. But he’s about to find out how hard it is when HE starts coaching a PEE-WEE hockey league!
Should read 4th grader instead of pre-teen. *
why the police has no teaser? =)
Good idea!
*black screen; words slowly fade in*
COMING DECEMBER 2009
*random quick-cuts between scenes of rioting*
Portentious voiceover: “Bad cops….no donuts.”
THE POLICE
*fade to black*
*clap**clap**clap*
wonderful diss! simply astounding! i can’t wait til december!
We’ll quote you for the poster.
“the_original_shortright says: Simply astounding!”
ooooh, i feel special now!
*claps*
Bravo! Very moving!
Actually why don’t they have a taser. Several reasons – 1. They maybe can’t afford tasers. 2. They needed to incapacitate quickly without much harm (hence the pepper spray) 3. Tasers can be very dangerous. They are suspected of causing heart attacks in those people with already weakened hearts. (But taking into account the below update, they probably wouldn’t be too worried about causing deaths!!)
Knew what he meant…I was just having some fun with the typo/misspelling.
The police officer is an Iranian revolutionary guard. The context of the scene is a pretty good indicator but the motorcycle and thigh armor is a dead givaway.
They don’t have tasers as standard equipment. Clubs and pepper spray. And sometimes guns.
The man in green is an election protestor doing a good job at making things more difficult for his side, which the man behind him seems to realize.
This scene makes my heart ache.
Not so funny right now.
Yup. Gotta agree with J.
I used to come here and giggle over silly political satire. This post and a few others like it have killed the appeal of this site for me. You’re making fun of people who are still dying in the streets in a gory bloody revolution. How long before you have Neda’s face up here and captioned? Too much people, too much.
The violence going on in Iran is certainly not appealing to me, and I doubt it is to anyone else on this site. As I said to Again, this caption is not trying to promote violence on either side. Sometimes we need to be able to laugh at something in order to have it really brought to our attention.
What I was going for here was to have people laugh at the idea of using pam instead of pepper spray. If a few people out of the hundreds that do that then realize that the motorcyclists who are being beaten up by protestors are people too- with their own reasons for doing what they are doing- and that violence towards them only hurts the message the protestors are trying to make, then this lol will be a success.
Well done, MHK.
I think if you will reread the caption, it is directed at the guy in the helmet. Who, if I’m not mistaken, is part of the Basij. It wouldn’t appear that any humor is directed at the protestor, who in all likelihood ened up either severely beaten or dead. You certainly have a right to your righteous indignation, but it would better serve you if it was directed properly.
Why is it that the “police” guy reminds me of Judge Dredd??? “Drop your drokking weapon creep. You’re doing twentyfive in the cubes”
Probably because the Judge Dredd strip was somewhere right of Hitler, and left of Stalin.