Comments on: I have a mistress in Argentina.

By: Wicket

Wicket — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 08:48:27 +0000

He’s a charactuh

By: Wicket

Wicket — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 05:46:08 +0000

correction: …but noone asks ‘ME’ ‘MY’ platform..’I’ just get labeled ‘liberal’.

By: Wicket

Wicket — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 05:38:43 +0000

Since I’m labeled a liberal, i assume (ass out of you and me, i know the saying) you think i’m “in charge of the schools”. I personally don’t see how geography plays into this thread, but hey, who am I to judge. I’m a Texas liberal…. different breed of liberals down here….we think the Republicans are the worser of the two evils…but noone asks us our platform…we just get labeled ‘liberals’.

So fvck you, i’m going to brainwash your children with geography whether you like it or not!

4 the exclamation point

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:56:02 +0000

Really? I thought the liberals were in charge of the schools.

By: federico

federico — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:26:36 +0000

ehrm, actually in Argentina’s first language, spanish, a female native is called argentina, and “argent” is not a denonym, so….. go read a book

By: federico

federico — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:25:21 +0000

lol it’s actually the 8′th biggest country in the world. It isn’t because you can’t find it, it’s because republicans brainwash each american child to be able to find only countries where illegals may be coming from.

By: Josh

Josh — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:02:27 +0000

Bush bashers are so NOT

By: Grimmiekins

Grimmiekins — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:05:39 +0000

be fair to bush here guys, i cant find argentina on a map. its one of them skinny countries right?

By: leo101

leo101 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:02:15 +0000

Well who hasn’t?

By: Cecilia

Cecilia — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:00:11 +0000

ARGENTINA RULES!!!!!!!!! SOY ARGENTINA!! =)

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:13:35 +0000

OMG, my kid and I STILL use that. Good times…

By: jimmy bones

jimmy bones — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:58:46 +0000

These guys are both doing better than Palin — who thinks Argentina is a female Argent.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:11:58 +0000

They’re teeter tottering on the brink of madness.

By: WallFly the Spook

WallFly the Spook — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:01:04 +0000

did someone say Crites?

By: WallFly the Spook

WallFly the Spook — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:59:03 +0000

witty quotes that don’t fit in with the argument and only serve to try and make yourself seem smarter… the last refuge of an idiot…

By: Yuur Favorite Cheez Friend

Yuur Favorite Cheez Friend — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:07:12 +0000

Come on guys. If yall are republican enough to give this one a low rating, get a life.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:08:32 +0000

Well Fester frequently told me to “shove your bronze age superstition up your ill-informed ass.” But I kind of ignored that and he wasn’t too bad although he took every opportunity to have a go at my faith… He was a bastard, you know? But very likeable, although I was never entirely sure why. And I do miss him, he could be very nice, too…

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:40:38 +0000

Every time I hear about somebody smoking crack I think about Robert Downey Jr getting arrested for DUI while driving naked in a Porsche all the while tossing the rats he thought were crawling in the cab with him out the window.
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So I say no to crack, but that’s some funny shit.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:37:51 +0000

I have to agree with Pittypat, that video was made of win. Thank you AC, now I’m going to go wipe my eyes.

By: Biggie

Biggie — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:08:26 +0000

These puns are turning into quite the jungle, Jim.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:48:32 +0000

Well, I hope that when they do they will make us less apathetic and eliminate all need for rap and hip-hop. And the Jonas Brothers. but then again, give any country in the world the chance and they’d take those guys down.

By: ICDK

ICDK — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:40:35 +0000

Durr duhr duh duh duh. Durr dur dur. Duh Duuuuuuh, durr durr duh…duh…duh! Oomblah, esta ramano! Moki hoki.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:45:05 +0000

There are two schools of thought on Canada. One states that one day Canada will invade the United States, and that no one will notice. The other states that this has already happened.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:45:00 +0000

Well then we’ll just sit in the MorecowMilkbar, which sells milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which sharpens you up and makes you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:40:26 +0000

I’m not your friend, buddeh! I’m not your buddy, guy! I’m not your guy, friend!
(Reference intended for South Park viewers only)

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:38:42 +0000

Canada: Just like America, except that it sucks.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:37:11 +0000

Maybe he weighed the two in the balance and found Mexico more relevant. I mean, how many Canadians are fighting to get across the border compared to Mexico?

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:57:31 +0000

W’s first foreign visit was to Mexico. Usually the President goes to Canada first. He probably couldn’t find Canada on a map, but living in Texas, knew where Mexico was.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:40:34 +0000

Agreed. Stupid Troll doesn’t know what Troll means.
And you’re obviously a troll, because you’re completely asinine when you argue to everyone who disagrees with you.
(Not you, Eric.)

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:38:16 +0000

Wait, you mean using a crowbar *wasn’t* helpful with his tiny, smushy bones?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:37:48 +0000

Eric, don’t you give him false hope. You know the truth and so do I.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:33:41 +0000

Blargh. Depressing, depressing arguments.

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:31:13 +0000

No, it’s still just trolling. “History” is code for “political views deemed unacceptable by the PK enforcers”.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:23:51 +0000

Screw you TOTUS! blah blah…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:18:22 +0000

Get off my lawn you wannabe!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:16:55 +0000

And again, it's Y'ALL.. FFS, get it right, ok?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:14:57 +0000

That’s even scarier.. if you had admitted to being on crack that would at least explain why you are the way you are. Now we’ll have to assume that you were dropped on your head as a child.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:11:20 +0000

My mother wouldn’t let my father buy a volvo for YEARS because it sounded too much like vulva…so I’m trying to type while laughing my a$$ off!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:11:05 +0000

BTW, it’s y’all with two L’s. If you’re going to use colloquialisms, at least get it right.
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::rolleyes::

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:03:24 +0000

No, ILPB, the difference is there’s history between Eric and Dhoti. You on the other hand are a drive by wankstain.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:55:14 +0000

He had great historical perspective, especially having lived so much of it. Is that 3?

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:32:47 +0000

It’s “Kumbaya”. Are you 8? 10?

By: Harkness

Harkness — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:15:30 +0000

“No, Mr. President, that’s Orgrimmar.”
“Ooh, can we wage war on them?”

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:06:21 +0000

What can I say, I like to push the envelope.

*pushes envelope*

By: yikes

yikes — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:53:22 +0000

It was just dead wrong.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:47:02 +0000

I know, right?
It’s just…
so…. full of….
SO MUCH FAIL -Rips his own face off and falls off bridge-

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:31:00 +0000

WTF

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:29:06 +0000

Both titles, equally nonsensical.

By: Sunshiner

Sunshiner — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:15:56 +0000

Well, sans sarcasm, I really am proud to call Charleston my home.

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:15:08 +0000

Obama probably would like to learn to speak “Argentinian” so he could talk to Sanford’s mistress.
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