Comments on: This would all be so much easier

By: H3xx

H3xx — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 17:48:30 +0000

I know Right! It’s horrible!

By: lemongirl

lemongirl — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:13:36 +0000

When I was in high school (10 yrs ago), I remember watching baggy pants guys run to catch the bus before it left. They usually had to stick their @$$es way out behind them (like bending over) and grab the back of their own waistbands. So basically they looked like they were running and trying to pull something out of their @$$es at the same time.

By: gladosfanlulz

gladosfanlulz — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:52:47 +0000

It looks like the holy hand grenade.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:44:47 +0000

He has this look on his face like WANT.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:41:19 +0000

I agree too. I was having a bad day and decided to cheer myself up by re-watching The Godfather and pulled on my fedora. All was right in the world.

By: AC

AC — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:46:20 +0000

They had dice on them…

By: AC

AC — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:46:02 +0000

I knew a guy who wore them below his arse so he could show everyone his lucky boxers…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:10:01 +0000

Must… have… sparkle… hat…
ohhhhh… [homer drool]

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:06:56 +0000

Thongs and Speedos are explicitly forbidden by the Geneva Convention (it’s in Section XVII, right after the No Mullets Resolution) unless you have a huge overhanging stomach, no ass, and fourteen pounds of body hair — in which case, they’re mandatory.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:05:08 +0000

If you’re getting ready to give head, doesn’t that make you by default a catcher?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:04:07 +0000

“Unless it’s a baseball cap worn sideways or off-center (I can forgive if it’s worn backwards, even though I don’t like it.)”
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I believe it was George Carlin [rip] who said that the only time you should wear a baseball cap backwards is a) if you’re actually a catcher, b) if you’re getting ready to give head.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:57:05 +0000

Nice.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:55:34 +0000

I have lawn privileges. *smugness*

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:26:57 +0000

when they go mincing past me at the mall i want to reach out and step on the dragging part, just to see what would happen

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:22:50 +0000

Edsie, can I stand outside the gate and laugh?

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:22:41 +0000

when i went to college a few years ago there was this arsehole ex jock who sat in front of me with butt cleavage all the time – i missed so much of the lectures because i couldn’t help but imagine shooting spit-wads -

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:21:54 +0000

LOL!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:19:07 +0000

no train, boat with big plug in the bottom that can be pulled over the middle of which ever ocean they’re on – send them to davy jones locker as shark food! siberia is too fragile an eco-system to withstand troll pollution

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:45:10 +0000

Last week I saw a kid riding his bike up the hill to the overpass near our house. He was standing up pedaling the bike, and his big baggy oversize pants were down around his knees. My daughter and I laughed at him. I wish I could have stayed around to see what happened when they slipped a little lower, tangled his feet up, and he fell off the bike (logically, it had to happen soon!).

Also, I have a recurring thought that it would be fun to drive around my neighborhood with a Super Soaker: Locating the kids with their pants below their equator, soaking their butts, and yelling “Pull yer pants up, kid!”

By: Nemz

Nemz — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:10:20 +0000

As a direct decendant of said vikings, I am shocked and upset by such blatantly offensive and ignorant statements.

It is *always* time to plunder!

By: Bobof

Bobof — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:24:46 +0000

HAIL TO THE EMPEROR BALDIMIR OF HOUSE HARKONNEN ah i mean PUTIN… ^^

By: Sfandra

Sfandra — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:57:30 +0000

It IS a crown, it’s called the Monomahk Cap and dates to the 14th Century. For hundreds of years, it was the coronation crown of the Tsars.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:56:18 +0000

it’s still better than “ino, right?” that makes me want to stab…

By: Compulsorry

Compulsorry — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:21:33 +0000

You know, you might be right.

By: Casa

Casa — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:40:39 +0000

I saw that “hat” when it was on tour in the States about a decade ago. Those jewls were so lovely you could almost taste them…

By: AC

AC — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:29:08 +0000

Past couple of days I’ve been walking along, taking three steps and yanking my trousers up, another 3 steps and I have to pull them up again. Turns out my sister had “borrowed” my belt.

By: philip

philip — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:22:39 +0000

Look at that hat. I wish I had a hat like that. Should I grab it? That’s a nice hat. If only I had a hat like that…. I would do great things.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:10:50 +0000

To be honest, it does look like a crown. Note what looks like fur around the bottom. While it could be an orb sitting in fur, it just looks more like a crown.

By: jade

jade — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:57:45 +0000

r u trying to say that its not cake??

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:15:13 +0000

That’s it. I wanna be just like Eddie when I grow up. Scaring kids off the lawn and threatening to splatter the emos with a shottie blast.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:01:14 +0000

Yeah, but you haven’t tried hers…she got her recipe from her mom. Well gotta hit it, see ya on the flip side.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:52:31 +0000

Look, anything that ends in cheesecake is BOUND to be good. The only time I’ve had bad cheesecake is when it came out of the freezer.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:46:17 +0000

Sure, she always makes a ton of it. It’s really good, BTW.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:45:24 +0000

Oh, he didn’t fall. he turned around an just looked. His friends and I just laughed our butts off. Hope I didn’t harm his self-esteem.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:41:07 +0000

*holds out plate..*
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Please sir, can I have some cheesecake too?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:38:39 +0000

So, enquiring minds want to know.. did you laugh or help him up?

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:37:28 +0000

*hands LG a slice of Jane’s fresh baked homemade cheesecake*

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:35:37 +0000

Sometimes they don’t. I watched a kid in school one day, trying to keep up with his friends and his pants started slipping, but he kept running and ran right out of his pants…they stayed on the floor and he was three steps away before he knew he was flying in the wind. Good thing he had his boxers on.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:25:42 +0000

@Jane: Thanks for remembering that! You, you can stay on the lawn.. the rest of the riff-raff can get off it now!
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*sits on porch with shotgun waiting for any stray emos to happen by*

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:18:06 +0000

BRAIN BLEACH NOW!!

By: charro

charro — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:03:21 +0000

But I’ve always wanted to be a cool sad loser! Damnit!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:59:52 +0000

When I first looked at this, I thought this was a cake. I’m kinda disappointed it isn’t.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:44:56 +0000

Relax, Eric. I’m a joker, not a whiner. Unless you send me to Outward Bound. Then, I’ll send Putin after you.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:23:08 +0000

Which pretty much describes 90% of people that force themselves into the emo stereotype, Froo
It’s pretty annoying the kind of people that sing about how upset they are all the time and can’t see any kind of bigger picture or just act happy for once, instead of trying to look like a cool sad loser. /rant end

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:20:53 +0000

We’re not as old as Eds though.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:19:29 +0000

Chris Crocker isn’t emo. He’s a pathetic sad sack looking for his 15 minutes of fame. And more mascara than Tammy Faye had on a good day.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:19:26 +0000

Absolutely!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:19:12 +0000

They never will though. Because they’re really just hiding the outlines of their tiny, tiny nuts.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:17:11 +0000

They used to say that about me, Eric.
But you wouldn’t shoot me, riiight? -puppy eyes-
Besides, they didn’t understand Emo until they saw Chris Crocker.
That sh*t’s pathetic, but I’m not gonna fault the kids on it- let’s put the shotguns away, Eric, and use the knives. Their own.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:16:49 +0000

Maybe the kids wearing those type of pants are trying to appear as though they have balls big enough that they need to walk around them?