Comments on: Bailout

By: jack

jack — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:46:45 +0000

arrrrrrrrbama!

By: Cazmonster

Cazmonster — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:44:56 +0000

Damned right!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:22:44 +0000

*does the captain morgan pose*
I strive to be as awesome as he.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:20:07 +0000

…. in bed.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:18:22 +0000

A penne for your thoughts?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:55:40 +0000

That’s what she said.

By: Bo

Bo — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:48:37 +0000

and in this case, Froo has booty…
wait, that came out wrong…

By: Single Kelly

Single Kelly — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:51:58 +0000

Haha, nice Dune reference. Nerds everywhere applaud.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:00:17 +0000

You use what you’ve got

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:57:52 +0000

Thank you, I’ll be here all week
-
I’ll take a lump sum of internets, Indie, as long as the tax rates aren’t prohibitive.

By: brak

brak — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:44:32 +0000

What is ziti wants??

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:39:27 +0000

Yeah, right? *My* consumption of rum hasn’t dropped at all; holding steady at a bottle a month!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:05:56 +0000

I like how you spelled “obnoxiously”. You aren’t, by any chance, posting from a bar?

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:19:49 +0000

And people say Obama doesn’t care about the GLBT community. Here is picture proof. He had a meeting with the President of the American Butt Pirate Society!

By: HokieShanehoo.com

HokieShanehoo.com — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:04:44 +0000

DUDE, That’s Captain Morgan!

By: IndieTarheel

IndieTarheel — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:48:06 +0000

Want your internets lump sum, or stretched out over several years?

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:36:17 +0000

Just declare it part of your religious beliefs and… problem solved!

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:34:07 +0000

Come to Wisconsin.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:55:57 +0000

Froo is all over the booty jokes today!

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:54:47 +0000

LoL, maybe I should too! I wouldn’t mind plundering a little booty!

By: awdwannabe

awdwannabe — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:34:12 +0000

actually i think that qualifies him for a cabinet position.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:10:32 +0000

I just said something very similar over on Fox News. BTW it took me about 3 hours to catch up on it!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:08:30 +0000

durum durum durum Obanaman!!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:07:19 +0000

You mean like how every other bartender and waitperson in those there Unitied states already think they know how much I can drink safely better than I do (by safely, I mean without getting obnoctiously drunk and/or violent and/or vomitting)?

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:25:09 +0000

“ARRRRGH!! Barrack, there be no hard feelin’s over killing those Somali Pirates!!! They be no friends of mine, ye see. They didn’t even have a proper Pirate Ship! ARRRGH!! What’s piratin’ comin’ to…”

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:22:51 +0000

THAT is funny!! Froo wins!! Froo wins!!

By: zeli

zeli — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:22:22 +0000

Tyler, can you get up off your knees now? You’re embarassing yourself. Eric is taken.

By: Imam Suharjo

Imam Suharjo — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:55:41 +0000

Sometime Obama is Funny . Bu He is Great.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:56:18 +0000

Louis of Villa, oh sir Eric-saint?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:52:19 +0000

I go where my gut leads me. Despite my obvious liberal leanings, I’ve never 100% followed any particular party line. It’s all part of having an open mind.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:50:41 +0000

Who’s Louis?

By: charro

charro — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:39:23 +0000

He who controls the spiced rum, controls the universe! *cues Eon*

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:31:29 +0000

-Bows before someone who can accept a differing political opinion-
So difficult to do sometimes, right?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:29:11 +0000

I guess that’s the price you pay when you come whining and begging for money from the government. If I give a company billions and billions of dollars, then you better freaking believe I want a say in how things are done there.
(Which is in stark contrast to what I said in another thread, but I thought hard and changed my mind.)

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:21:56 +0000

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:21:16 +0000

… Of course? You’re the Great Saint Eric of Louis!
(Note: Tyler has gone mentally insane and renamed Eric for his own purposes.)

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:21:05 +0000

I don’t know. Has Sparrow paid his personal property tax on the Black Pearl? If not he won’t get very far with the government.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:19:54 +0000

I’m a saint?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:17:28 +0000

-Gulps and runs screaming from stories of Eddie’s childhood-

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:12:42 +0000

you know, there’s other ways to get you off the lawn that don’t involve violence.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:08:16 +0000

Psstt, Eddie, thought I’d show you this post on a Facebook quiz that reminded me of you- “You’ve been fighting the good fight longer than most, but do you throw down you gun and bitterly mutter to yourself “I’m too old for this sh*t”? No! You keep firing as you bitterly mutter to yourself “I’m too old for this sh*t”!” -Dodges warning shots and powerhosing- I shall not leave this lawn!

By: jt

jt — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:56:11 +0000

This is pretty ironic considering the parent company of Capt Morgan did get a bailout:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=amp5wXx35fkc

By: yikes

yikes — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:18:04 +0000

Thank you! Thank you!! Someone had to say it…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:47:46 +0000

Big booty in the White House? Hillary?

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:46:21 +0000

someone wants a little captain in him

By: Kraas

Kraas — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:42:03 +0000

I guess my patronage isn’t enough to keep the Captain in business.

By: Harkness

Harkness — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:09:47 +0000

I hope Obama will introduce September 19th as a new national holiday. Shiver me timbers, we can!

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:52:19 +0000

“Aye, Barack, we knew ye’d be wantin to share some of that big booty ye’ve got here in the White House…”

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:49:37 +0000

You’re clearly out of your noodle.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:47:34 +0000

RAmen