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Frist!
Senator Bill Frist.
Frisk!
*pats SB down for any nookyler weapons*
Fist! I can fit mine into my mouth. Well, not really.
Pissed! Is what I did just now.
List! A to-do-list that is!
Can I be on that list?
ba dum tish!
Mist! (Or one of the variations therof) The weather which seems to have followed me to continental Europe…
*Thereof
Myst! I’ve never had any desire to play that game.
Crist! As in Governor Charlie Christ of Florida (R) *throws up a little*
Hissed! My dog barked at the cat, and it hissed.
Gist, I see what you mean, I get your gist
Twist! Like those twist donuts you can get at Dunkin Donuts. Man, I’m craving one now, with a Dunkachino. *drool*
Lisp! It’s so cruel the word has an S in it!
Missed! I mean I miss having Dunkin Donuts around St. Louis. They’re all gone here.
Cyst! What some people’s brains have become.
Tryst! The purpose of Mark Sanford’s travel to Argentina.
Diss! For the win!
Cursed! That’s what the Cubs are, man. They are SO cursed.
Pursed! As in some people’s lips and Obama’s ass.. (sorry, couldn’t resist)
Durst! As in Fred Durst.
Worst! Pun run, ever!
Is this a bash tward people who are afraid about NK getting nuclear weapons?
Lissin North korria is like a 13 year old who found his dads gun sure the police will stop him no problem but people still can and will get killed before anyone can step in
I don’t think so. It is not a comment made out of fear, but rather pride in a country that has managed to vanquish all enemies except aggressive stupidity (that comment was not directed at you, in case you think it was).
North Korea is not as weak as you think. They have the capability to send a weapon to our shores in a matter of minutes. Too bad for them we have the capability to not only blow it out of the sky long before it gets here, but send stuff to their side before they can react. That is unless Obama gets his way and disarms us completely.
As I understand it President Obama wants to reduce the arsenal from far to many to just enough. Not the same a disarming us completely.
He also wants you to use the right “too”.
If you’re gonna be the spelling police, unleash hell on tytoon up there. That hurt to read.
I like “tward”…sounds like an insult.
Almost like ‘tard, but not quite. An insult with no actual meaning behind it. I love it!
I like ‘The Hangover”s version of Retard. Ruhtard.
Me too! So funny. I always feel bad when I use that one though, because it’s insensitive.
*sigh*
It was such a part of my insensitive youth that even as a bleeding heart liberal I have a hard time avoiding that one. And I really REALLY feel bad when it slips out in front of my kids. I DON’T want them picking that one up.
Yeah, I don’t like it either. I just thought that part in the movie was funny.
Hmmm. Tytoon is a tward!
Yeah, I like it.
No just type way too fast than you should using only two fingers
Ah. Sure.
I’m confident that two-fingered typing is efficient.
Sounds like “Twihard.”
-Stabs himself repeatedly in the chest-
That doesn’t work on Twilight vampires. They’re practically indestructible. Even sunlight doesn’t kill them…
-Vomits and crushes own skull-
@ AC. Your yellow emoticon appears to be engaging in foreplay with the twisted one. Cool!
Hopefully poor box office receipts will effectively destroy them. Who am I kidding?
I feel bad for Rob man… Almost got smeared by a taxi trying to run from those psychotic girls. *has a sad for the poor guy*
That sad part? They would have ripped him to pieces while EMT’s tried to save his life. @@
Re reading my post I face palmed myself several times.
I agree
In truth, ‘Is it so hard’, I am quite familiar with the use of the variety of to’s. I know when ‘to’ use the ‘too’ with ‘two’ O’s, however arthritis has rendered me a poor typist. The occasional missed keystroke does not make me inarticulate. I am also graced with an understanding of when and how to use there they’re and their; lay and lie, and when to use less and when to use fewer. I know further from farther, bring from take, eager from anxious, and envious from jealous. There are other slightly more challenging or obscure combinations that I can distinguish at a glance such as when to use that vs which, I know the difference between a cemetery and a graveyard, a lake vs a pond. So please do not let my uncooperative, knobby, gnarly, knuckles convince you that you can teach me about usage.
i have arthritis too. but it doesn’t give you an excuse to have a stick up your ass. geeeeeez.
rather than hurting your “uncooperative, knobby, gnarly, knuckles” you could have just typed “typo, sorry.” and left it at that. but that stick up your ass told you to write that whole rant, didn’t it?
While having arthritis! I mean, they couldn’t add an ‘o’ but they could write a fscking novel explaining why they dropped an ‘o’.
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Yeah, stick = ass.. that has to make walking worse than arthritis.
Apparently, the arthritis/stick-up-the-ass combo prevents him from proofing before clicking the “Add Comment” button.
i’ve figured it out… arthritis of the brain. ‘splains all the symptoms.
That’s what is known as a ‘buthurt rebuttal’ — see the Butthurt Report Form here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form
Actually, I’m curious now. What IS the difference between a cemetery and a graveyard?
Graveyards have a haunted connotation. Buahahahahahaha!
I always assumed they were synonymous. Perhaps graveyards are where they actually bury the bodies but cemeteries have above ground mausoleums?
i always understood a graveyard was connected to church grounds, but a cemetery was independent… but i could be confused with a boneyard
I to have arthritis and it makes me make plenty of grammar misteaks. I ushepshully like to start a centence with a conjunction.
We see you, Tara…
Actually no. I work in the field. He wants to get rid of the whole shebang eventually. We have not as many as advertised. In fact far less than we actually need should an attach arise. He’s just telling you that we have way too many. Wrong again.
you mean toward, Korea, dad’s, and punctuation?
i liked “lissin”. it actually took me a moment to figure out what it was supposed to say.
*still avoiding the flame war LOLs from the last days*
Lissen uhp peeepull! Lol….
i hope that hurt to write and the amount of little red squigglies you saw on your screen haunt you for days to come.
*want to put in the devil face here but don’t remember the tag for it*
It did hurt.
And it’s “twisted”, by the way!
The smileys have changed… The devils aren’t half as scary now…
they look…… cute?! what is this bs?! demons aren’t cute!!
Lol…apparently, there’s more than one way to summon the little smiley-devil.
Cool!
Yes, daddy. They’re called “emoticons”, they’re like how you would show your facial expression through the internet.
/more Eric is getting old jokes please?
now now tyler… be nice to eric. he’s just had to chase a group of those no-good-dirty teenagers off his lawn. he’s tired… he needs some werthers original caramel candies and a nap in his laZboy.
*gives Tyler and shortright the finger and goes to play Halo*
And FTR, I just didn’t know how the emoticons worked on this site.
Eric, you have a 360?
*gives hugs to eric*
it’s just too easy.
we like you and eds though… our resident old fogies.
Eric, I still don’t know how they work. I can do a
and a 
but the debil one has me perplexed.
Eddie, type : evil : without spaces, if you put some things in : : surrounding it, they make faces, like mrgreen.
Or : oops : minus spaces.
Thanks Tyler! It’s good to know there’s hope for the future yet with you youngun’s around..
What about an eye roll? How do I do that?
There isn’t one, Janie. I don’t think. Lemme try :rolleyes:
:eyeroll:
If either of those works, I used : rolleyes : and : eyeroll :
Please dont tell her how to do it… thats all I’ll ever see!
jane… try
: roll : (minus spaces)
waaaaaaaaaaait a minute…. : roll : is the same as : – P???? this is wrrrrrrrrong.
isn’t a lissen related to some kind of lemur??
I liked it too. Made me think s/he was talking while drunk.
LOL! that’s what I thought!
YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!
ohh sorry brain fart and I recognize that NK is not weak they are basicly like the imperial japanesse during WWII in terms of belifs and China in terms of propaganda…
and wow somone finally had the ballz to bash obama on military spending or what he’s planning to do anyway now only if somone would bash obama in the ballz
Happens all the time here.
Hoping our president is injured is just asinine.
Please go away, it’s spelled balls and I’m a bit tired of the right-wing vitriol on this site flung around like it’s more common than water.
Also: basically, Japanese, beliefs, someone, someone (again)
I’m actually pretty impressed that this brain dead fvcktard got propaganda right.
Unlike the left wing vitriol which is far more palatable to you?
No, I still bash those idiots too. I’ve just been noticing more right-wing vitriol lately.
its called a sentence and it ends with a period and starts with a capital letter not to mention your comments are pathetic and childish and your spelling is an atrocity
So…much…win….can…barely…handle all…the…awesome…..
I’m no hero. I’m just an old-fashioned smartass.
What’s yer new avatar, btw?
The album cover of Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here. Greatest record EVER.
I’m gonna have to disagree with you brother. Dark Side of the Moon was better.
Umma Gumma was hard to beat. “Set Your Controls for the Heart of the Sun” may be among the best ‘rock?’ instrumentals, up the with “Peaches and Regalia”.
Oh yeah? Well MY OPININ IZ BETTUR THEN YURS!!!!
Sorry about that.
Dark Side is pure awesome. I’m just a fan of the super long Shine On You Crazy Diamond. That puts it over the top for me.
SOYCD is inarguably one of their best songs ever, but there’s not ONE bad cut on DSotM. So that has to rate it the best IMO. Let’s suffice it to say PF was one of the best.
Not one bad cut off WYWH either. But that’s neither here nor there. You’re absolutely right. PF was one of the best ever.
Seriously, you’re arguing over which PF album was the best, when in reality they are ALL ‘best’… There hasn’t been an album put out by PF that sucked, ever..
I dunno, ed. Their early stuff kind of blew. They found their “voice” with DSotM. I’m just saying.
You know, people have been killed for saying less, right? Just sayin’..
Sorry ed, I calls ‘em as I see’s ‘em. Same thing with Genesis. THEY sucked before Phil Collins. Just sayin’.
Ok, please, in the name of all that is holy, just give Meddle a listen, especially Echos. 23 minutes of awesomeness..
I’m with Eddie. Meddle is a great album. Echoes and One of These Days are great songs.
Final Cut sucked. But that hardly counts as a Pink Floyd album.
Great song too, one of my favorites.
Janie… I could use a teacher’s perspective on what Anniee’s screeching about on the worst president thread. Your thoughts?
Well, having not been to that thread in awhile I’m going to go with extreme paranoia with a side of anger issues? Possibly with a thin trail of spittle coming out of the corner of her mouth.
{http://punditkitchen.com/2009/07/07/political-pictures-barack-obama-invest-country/#comment-188420}
Read this. So much froth it’s funny.
Yup. I was right. I did forget to throw in smugly superior, however, don’t know how I forgot that. IMHO the biggest problem facing public education is the average American’s increasing sense of entitlement. We expect everything to be handed to us on a silver platter and when it’s not then someone else is to blame. Your kid didn’t get an A? Well, it can’t be his fault because he didn’t study or do his homework, it has to be the teacher’s fault for not teaching him correctly.
Speaking of homework, I really have to stop messing around here and do mine. I have class bright and early tomorrow.
Agreed. I feel like banging my head against the desk though, she’s screeching at me so loudly I feel like she might be on the recreation room’s computer at a mental hospital.
Poor Syd Barrett..
Drugs will F you up man.
-Loves Eric-
not all sentences have to start with a capitalization. you guys have (mostly) forgiven me my absolute laziness in regards to shift keys. but then again, i (almost) always spell things correctly and punctuate correctly… a trade off, no?
Short, love of my life…you can leave off the caps as often as you like. Leave them off alllll night. Yeah, you know how I like it baby.
love of your life, eh? this could be fun…
If you only knew…
DWN reincarnated?? *raises eyebrow quizzically*
No no no! DWN was a GOD. Remember? I was just a lowly Torture Minion. *wiggling eyebrows evilly*
i miss him… my boob tassels have gotten dusty in his absence.
Not my fault! I cleaned them that last time, I swearz!!!
Indeed, along with Jane, Eddie, Charlie and Froo I was really hoping to see DWN back. Alas, our hijinks will have to wait until he returns to us.
i know you did… but they’re still getting dusty. :-/
I guess it’s the punctuation that is the more important bit. Not to say that a lack of capitalization isn’t a little hard on the eyes. ::raises eyebrow::
it’s just ’cause you’re old.
Damn whippersnapper. You kids today with your hula hoops and your emoticons and your Twilight and your rock and roll music and your pet rocks and your iPhones…
Eric, you has a 360?
:sigh: Not anymore. I miss it. Badly. Halo 3 was my old stomping grounds for unleashing pent up aggression. Now, all I have is Halo PC. Which isn’t even as good as playing Halo on Xbox. :sigh:
Wait, what happened to it?
I sold it. We were really hard up for money last year and my wife had just about had it with my Halo obsession. Since then she’s realized that I’ll just replace one obsession with another. Just my nature.
Oh, found out the other day that my best friend’s boyfriend is a programmer and designer for the new Rage game by the same people who made Halo. No details on it, though
Buying it.
Bungie? They’re kinda pricks, sometimes. Oh, and if you can, tell that designer that there are a lot of people interested on whether or not Bungie/Microsoft will help Silicone Knights out on another Too Human game, because it was a really great game and I want them to finish the trilogy and lloooove Norse Mythology in video games! /zipmouth.
i know we tease you for being old… but how old /are/ you? i’m guessing you’re younger than my parents, which wouldn’t make you /old/ so much as just older than the rest of us around here…
Pffft, he ain’t old.. not by a long shot.. I know old, I live it, I embrace it, I breathe life into being old.
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Ok, I’m not that old.. 50-ish supposedly is middle aged? But I’m not far from my senior discount card!
Go to bed, old man!
Bed?!?! I just got up! I mean hell, it’s 6:40 in the morning and the damn chickens and cows were just fed.
Damn other side of the world old man. Your time stamp says 1:40 pm on July 8, which made it 3:40 pm my time. LOL
so you eat werthers original caramel candies while sitting in your laZboy watching 60 minutes at top volume?
Eric is 31.
What I want to know is if he plays 360, cause he said he plays halo… One can only pray.
Is this confession time? Ivan is 45.
Hell, you’re barely older than Tyler!
-Hug- It’s okay, Ivan.
We all know my age, and I make you guys look like pedophiles!
Pedophiles? I hate to break it to you, Tyler, but we’re NOT trying to have sex with you.
*joins the “not having or trying to have sex with tyler” club*
do we have punch at the meetings?
And don’t be ridiculous, Eric, who ISN’T trying to have sex with me?
Punch and pie! FTW
*raises hand*
I like Tyler, but….not even remotely beginning to think about having sex with him. Sorry, T.
And, *ahem*, yes, you are here on the grownups board, where you are welcome because you’re smart, insightful, and funny. It’s not like we’re all on some teen board.
i’ll bring cheese and crackers to the meeting! does the punch have sherbet in it??? *licks lips while anticipating the noms*
Will we have to pay dues? Or will a statement avowing that we have no wish to have sex with Tyler work?
I think the dues will be not sleeping with him dear… Just dont fall behind
statements are fine… as i am broooooooooooke.
I think I should join this club.
You would all subsequently be seduced.
A 16-year-old trying to seduce someone would be about as funny as a monkey trying to fu(k a football
I know. I agree, oddly enough.
As am I. Damn good year, ’64.
Right on.
Look on the bright side. In ’64, my dad was discovering the Beatles as a 10 year old. My mom was 5, though.
Me, too!
I don’t stand around yelling at people to get off my lawn. I rent my house. It’s not my fvcking problem what happens to the lawn. My landlord’s lawn tractor broke down. Haven’t mowed the lawn since.
my lawn deterrent will be a rottweiler. big poops and big barks.
Can I be your lawn deterrent? I have big poops AND a big bark!
uuuuum, in my city i think they arrest people if they poop in public. plus, no offense, the puppy is WAY cuter.
clickie to see the puppy (7A33 is the one i reallllllllly want).
You can always spray it with RoundUp if you really don’t want to mow.
Nice idea. Kinda pricey. All of this should be my landlord’s problem, shouldn’t it?
Or plant thyme or some other climate-appropriate groundcover.
Not everyone has thyme for landscaping.
This is why we all hate renters.
Yeah, well we hate you too.
Nope. You are not forgiven.
i said mostly… but i’m ok with it if i’m not forgiven. *shrugs*
Just as long as you don’t think we don’t have Plans for you and your pesky lack of capital letters!
On a more serious note I agree with Eric that the rest of your punctuation* being good probably saves your posts from illegibility. It’s interesting in what ways different “errors” affect different people’s reading. I have far more trouble with people who add extra spaces before their periods, commas etc. :p
*) I guess capitalizing sentences is part of punctuation to me – just makes things that little bit easier to read, but, meh.
the thing that kills me are the idiots who:
tYpE lIkE tHiS !! LiKe OmG , tOtAlLY !!
that sh!t makes me want to stab people. but they’re usually the ones who also use “text speech” in real life… i’ve heard people actually say “O. M. G.” as in the actual letters. that makes me stabby too.
My daughter said that. Something inside me died a little that day.
she’s lucky she didn’t die that day… am i right?
Apparently it’s becoming common. That gives me a sad. Apparently it’s less offensive to those who consider “Oh my God” to be a broken commandment.
I live where it’s all in my ears.
/self pity.
Can one of you come over here and kick the asses of 1200 kids into using real English, reading the books assigned to them, and understanding an actual discussion?
I could introduce you to my daughter.
She shares your dismay at her peers.
O.O
U
I like this idea, Diss
True story:
I was leaving the church one night with my teenagers in tow, and walked into a low hanging branch. My son was behind me and he said: ell-oh-ell, ell-oh-ell.
I turned to him and said: Most people just laugh out loud!!
I saw teenagers write out, Oh Em Gee! I was like, doesn’t that defeat the freaking purpose?!?! *sees red*
You have no idea, Jane… Try teaching a class full of my idiot classmates. (Majority are idiots, not all of them.)
Since the Chinese invented fireworks, wouldn’t they have been in the northern part of Korea before the western world even got a hold of them?
Just curious?
Yeah and look how long it’s taken NK to get this far with missiles…they’re not bright, they’re insane.
Dat obama! Erybody here see dat obama say yeah what what
Wait- who invented gunpowder? I believe it was the Chinese.
And this is apropos of…?
nothing..
Grain elevators, however, were invented in 1842 in Buffalo, New York, by Joseph Dart.
That’s right! I remember the headlines.. nobody was buying into them though.. new fangled technology and all.
Be the way, the Korean Peninsula was a collection of little kingdoms (feifdoms?) during the Middle Ages…when Europeans were chewing on gristle the Korean nobility was developing a very sophisticated culture. It’s too bad outsiders like the Chinese and the West won’t leave them alone. Kim-what’s -his-face is a blip on the radar of histroy. May he go out with a whimper…
Nobody leaves anyone alone…
*pokes at yikes*
I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!
Mom!! I’m tellin’
what’s this have to do with the ‘bama? he’ll be right over there with some sort of apology, i’m sure.
WIN
Epic irony !
Asians invented gunpowder !
epoch irony?
All the other comments aside, that’s a nice picture of our POTUS and FLOTUS!
You mean IMPOTUS?
WTF?
Ah, but Obama would never blow anything up! That would not be groovy. Weapons are ikky. Peace, baby.
Fire is meant to light up joints, not blow up joints, man. Peace out.
You said it!
*clicks heels together and wishes for a joint*
This isn’t working.
Save us, Spaceman Spliff!
Why do so many people hate Obama for not being a warmonger?
It’s all that testosterone and gung-ho “blow up the world before they can blow US up” rhetoric left over from the last administration. That and the rednecks are riled up by Palin’s announcement this week.
I know. It’s like trying to work things out peacefully is considered yellah-bellied these days. Geez. Kim has missiles! BLOW HIM THE FVCK UP!!! We have missiles too. Why isn’t someone blowing us up?
because we have bigger missiles?
is this a trick question? is this like on the SATs when you get the “which answer is /more/ right…” type of questions?
hold me… i’m so confuuuuuuuused!
It’s a trick question. There is no right answer! All of the answers are wrong when there’s missiles and tanks and guns!
*head asplodes*
I wonder, too. Then again, I have come to see that as a basic American trait over the years. :/ If you say “I don’t believe in war” to an American the only way to make them more upset is by adding “.. and not in any god either”. ;p
Nah, I’m not really trolling here. I exaggerate, but there is a large grain of truth in what I said, alas.
I think you speak wisdom. And the grain of truth is very large.
We only fight when all other options have failed.
Our forefathers escaped tyranny and came here, founded this country, and fought for freedom from oppression from England. We fought against hostile takeover by Axis forces in WWII and communism in Korea and Vietnam. Do they not teach this in school anymore? And (to start a sentence with a conjunction) don’t tell me that this was made up – I’ve lived through too much of it.
Obama has a twisted idea that if we lay down our guns everyone else will. I heard him give a speech regarding this and he couldn’t be more wrong.
pssst, tara/beevis… your icon is giving you away. you have to change your EMAIL ADDRESS to make the avatar change. just changing the name doesn’t do squat.
Korea wont do shit.
Are those Obama’s big ears silhouetted in the photo? Is he getting ready to take flight for the gran finale?
fail. asians invented fireworks to begin with.
Chinese and Koreans are two separate people. Chinese invented it.
Thats like saying whites invented the light bulb. Edison (or Tesla) invented it, Americans, not the rest of the white community.
Um… doesn’t EVERY country celebrate its independence by blowing shit up?
I can’t say anything about the “every” – but as a Swiss I can say that we do, and we wouldn’t stand a chance against North Korea (but then I don’t assume they even want to blow us up, then Kim Jong Il’s family would have to stop sending their kids to our private schools…)
Well, you DO have those awesome pocket knives. And chocolate.
if it comes down to pocket knives and chocolate saving them… i might have to choose germany. nothing, and i mean NOTHING, rivals a milka chocolate bar or nutella straight from germany (i miss the days of german exchange students sending me chocolate for christmas when i sent them jeans). the pocket knives… now, they might be ok there. maybe.
If I can have a German car, specifically a VW, I’ll be fine. I loooooooove me a VW. Instead I’m stuck with one of those stupid Korean Hyundais…which oddly almost puts me back on topic!
i’ve never had a foreign car… :-/
despite the fact that all the cars are made overseas i’ve always “bought american”. i wish i hadn’t traded in my beretta though… i loved that little car. 4 cylinders and it still went 105 when it was 10 years old. shook like a b!tch but it did it! *reminisces*
I’ve had a few, but I’ve always had horrible luck with them.
so you buy american too?
i have had really good luck with my cars. my explorer is alive and kicking going into year 11… and only has a spot of rust the size of a silver dollar. and i’m QUITE mad about it.
I sure do now….I don’t know why, but in the past I have bought several brands of foreign cars that other people have praised to the skies (Toyota, Volkswagen, and Volvo) and each of these vehicles has been nothing short of dismally catastrophic. Everybody else gets the Toyota that happily runs for 300,000 miles….I get the one that decides it’s going to destroy its own catalytic converter twice a year. My last 3 vehicles have been Chevy/Ford/Ford, and I’ll most likely continue to buy American cars exclusively unless I end up being fabulously wealthy and can go buy a Lamborghini just for shits and giggles.
I had a Dodge Colt one time that was absolutely the shit. That thing was butt-ugly, but it drove like a dream and would take whatever shit you dished out. I love my current Ford Escape, too, although it’s a 2008 so I really can’t comment on longevity at this point.
if you buy a lambo, i call dibs on borrowing it for a weekend. and i will NOT return it in pieces. *girl scout promise*
my dad has an ’07 escape… i steal it every chance i get. i really like it. when i bought my ’99 explorer (used) it was when the escapes were first coming out and i really wanted one of those but i just couldn’t afford it. i say that my next car is going to be a small little 2-door, stick shift toy but in reality it’ll probably be something in the escape size/style. practicality will win out… little cars like that are death traps in cleveland winters.
I had a Ford that once broke down 12 times in one week.
I had to walk home every time. Man, that sucked.
I love my Toyota though, it runs like a champ!
Same thing 12 times or 12 different things?
I’d never buy another Dodge, that’s for sure. For one, they just closed the plant here in town for good, and for another we owned an ’04 Dodge Caravan a little while back, and it was a total piece of junk. Needed a new transmission by 70,000. We put more money into fixing it than it was worth. We ended up deciding to cut our losses and trade it in, which we got far less than what we owed, so we’re still paying off the damn thing as part of our current car loan.
That being said, our other car is a ’94 Pontiac Grand Am that I call Franken-car. It’s had so many parts replaced and it amazingly still runs…kinda. It’s nearing 170,000 miles.
-Cough cough cough-
What?
Do you has 360?
Nope. Not anymore. Sold it last September. Which makes me sad.
Eric goed crazy? Not fair- I was going to add you to my friends’ list and play with you.
Sorry. Maybe someday I’ll get one back. I want to give Halo: ODST and Halo: Reach a try.
I want you to give Too Human, Fable II, Prototype, etc, a try, damn you.
Eric, you’ve pretty much described my past experience with foreign cars….(although to be fair, the Dodge I had such good luck with was a ’78). I once said of the Volvo I owned that now I knew why everyone said Volvos were sooooo safe — because it’s hard to get hurt in a wreck when the damn thing’s sitting in the driveway waiting to be fixed.
My grandpa is a big fan of Volvos.
*laughs hysterically*
Oh please, let’s not go THERE again..
Lol…I remember that.
Back in my day when we had real muscle cars, I had a Dodge Roadrunner with a 440 hemi with dual quads. I could turn a 9 second 1/4 mile with five people in the car.
DOH! I meant a Plymouth Roadrunner.. had a Dodge Charger too, but I liked the Plymouth better.
Was it red?
Oh, wait, that was “barCHetta”.
Never mind.
I just bought my first VW back in January.. man, I love the car!
a few months ago I still used to say “come on, no one will ever attack Switzerland, after all who would blow up their own bank account”. Unfortunately with the crisis and all that banks aren’t too popular right now and since no one is afraid of tiny knives (although every kid has one, dangerous country) and Belgians make awesome chocolate as well…
Give yourselves more credit. Look what Macgyver did with that tiny knife!
Knife? He invented the internet with a paperclip and rubberband!
nooooo, al gore invented the internet! duh.
*snickers*
Which apparently caused him to gain 100 pounds.
i think he ate tipper.
(NOT IN THAT WAY!!!!)
“Global Warming: The KY for all your environmental needs”
We never celebrate our independence.
Nope. The Norwegians prefer to dress their kids up in traditional clothes and march them up and down the streets, waving flags and singing the national anthem. The adults wear the traditional bunad as well..which has to be a real bummer if it’s a hot 17th May, because they’re just BUNDLED in wool. Fireworks are reserved for New Year’s Eve.
The Norwegians in one town made my father (a Dane at the time) march in their Independence parade, carrying the Danish flag. He got a big kick out of that: representing Danmark in a Norwegian celebration of independence from Danmark. I think it was in Odda?
Viking, you are teh most vikingest person I’ve ever met. (Compliment.)
What, this president?
As Tony Stark said, the best weapon is the kind you only need to fire once.
We love blowing shit up, and anyone who isn’t wise to that by now can call up Japan for a history lesson. Roll the dice against USA, and we will get fu(k up your world.
Vietnam.
I was just reading all of the comments… and I was wondering something. Do Republicans and neo-crazies not notice the huge donkey displayed on the main page of punditkitchen? They don’t have a “duh” moment when they realize that this site and captions were mainly created by democrats and bleeding-heart liberals? Do they come to this site JUST so they can be angry about something? Not saying there isn’t freedom of speech allowed, but I’m just amazed that so many people of the republican party come here and are just ‘so darned suprised’ to see other people with opposite beliefs- as if this is unexpected… Just wondering…
*psst*….It’s not just a donkey. The right half’s an elephant.
I sense a lack of observation skills in this one.
Yes, but his observation that conservatives keep coming back even after getting upset at liberal LOLZ is so insightful…
Perhaps, Eddie, he is slow and careful, but misses the minor details?
We should decide what to do with this padawan RIGHT away.
Right you must be.. tread carfully we must.
No. Much fear I sense in him.
Too old. Too old he is to begin the training.
I sense much fear in him.
But, the donkey does get top billing! lol.
It’s on the left and the elephant’s on the right, which makes sense when you think about it!
True, but it’s also on top.
It wouldn’t look right if you tried it the other way.
“North Korea shouldn’t mess with a country that celebrates freedom by blowing stuff up.”
Usually the wrong stuff, and occasionally its friends who happen to be in that general area, or the guy their dad failed to get last time, or civilians.
I don’t think we need another bloody war just now, thanks.
I second that opinion.
*blinks*
You were at my last 4th of July family reunion?
Bwahahahahahahha… Great one, Diss.
Ah, the memories of bottle rocket fights, drunken brawls, and potato salad….
You forgot the mailbox. It got it too. Damn whippersnappers with their M80′s!
Just testing smileys…
theses better not be adorable…
Damn.
:frown:
hmm.
Yes, recently all our smileys were changed out to these newer, overly cute ones.
What’s that one that looks like it’s got a black eye? Weird.
Where do I find a list of the smilies so I can be hip and with-it like the young people?
{http://punditkitchen.com/2008/03/18/bill-hillary-clinton-08/}
There, just put anything you want surrounded by colons, like : oops: without the space is
Yeah, sure, don’t mess with a country full of idiots that get a kick out of watching other idiots MAKE ANUDDER LEFT TUUURN!!!
Fireworks (the art of blowing stuff up) didn’t help the Chinese against the Mongols. QED the caption is a fail.
And doesn’t every country use fireworks to celebrate stuff (like new year?)
And isn’t there a difference between things blowing themselves up (fireworks) and things that blow things up (bombs)?
There isn’t if you light them on fire, therefore causing a reaction that makes them blow themselves up.
I’m not being serious about that, I just like to bother people with nitpicking in the early morn.
Watch some youtube vids sometime… you’ll see there really isn’t much difference between the two.
Blowing stuff up with fireworks bought from China….
Link to a humorous (but true) video on exactly why Lil’ Kim will be messing with the US more than ever now and for the coming years.
All I was saying was that North Korea should realize how much pride we have for our country before they plan to nuke it. We are more technologically advanced than them and can counter-attack them faster than they can say “Chosun Hanada OH SH—-”. (I have a South Korean friend don’t worry it’s cool).
Ordinarily that would be true but with a leadership that is purposefully disarming our missile defense and is highly unlikely to ever do such a strikeback, the signs are not encouraging.
Yeah, you’re right. I understand
Ok, I’ll bite. Can you name one occasion, or even one nation, that has actually used nuclear weapons as a defence (the ownership of them doesn’t count, and neither does testing them)? Personally, I can only name one nation that has used them, and on both occasions it was to attack a nation that did not posess nuclear weapons.
I don’t like the idea of nuclear war but if it is the only way to stop North Korea (the ONLY country I would consider declaring war against) I would. They should send those snipers from Somalia and take out Kim Jung Il and his correspondents (quick, easy, few lives lost).
Um didn’t Asians invent fireworks?
So this would be a fail.
Um, out of 306 comments don’t you think this has been addressed?
So that would be an observation fail.
LOL @b big ears. Obviously Obama.