Comments on: As a matter of fact

By: mike

mike — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:28:18 +0000

The funny thing is that neither of their guns are loaded.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:48:37 +0000

*Is what I would imagine. As anyone on here can tell you, I’m a 16 year old boy, not a soldier by any means.*

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:47:51 +0000

Yeah… Don’t think I would use those, if I had them. #1- I can just buy a cap gun. And #2- If a soldier’s going to war, they really shouldn’t put him around guns that don’t fire. Even getting the faintest bit of relaxation around weapons because they’re not going to fire a real bullet could get you killed in the field, if you’re fresh out of training.

By: outlaw0352

outlaw0352 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:23:55 +0000

Really that is the purpose of the blank, to get used to the sound. Other than that it serves no real purpose.

In my experience we never got that many blanks and when we did get them, we never really used them because it puts a lot more carbon buildup in the weapon’s mechanisms.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:13:59 +0000

“Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!”

By: Sigma

Sigma — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:03:35 +0000

That the dude didn’t think it would be like that? What a boob.

By: Sigma

Sigma — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:55:37 +0000

I’d guess a good stock of 8th graders were used for the man cannon, the punks who say f**k everyother word suppress teh NME with all dat ANGST.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:02:50 +0000

C’mon, You know you love the Spartan II.
At least, don’t be mean to a guy because of his standard issue Camo :/.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:01:21 +0000

What exactly, besides sound effects for movies and/or getting used to the sound of a gun and aiming it without having to be wary of the actual bullets, is the purpose of a blank bullet?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:58:40 +0000

Oh, Tyler/Igor (Name publicly changed on this thread, not a sock)
ALWAYS brings the funny, baby.
Not always successful when I’m bashing the trolls, though.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:31:36 +0000

I know my command throws around blanks like they are freaking candy. The Stumps must be the final resting place for at least a billion live blanks….

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:41:39 +0000

I don’t know.. that’s how they do it in the States. We don’t have area codes for mobiles in Australia.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:39:09 +0000

It was a big antiwar song by Country Joe McDonald.. watch the Woodstock video, you’ll hear it.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:19:31 +0000

For humping, of course.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:40:20 +0000

Hump? What hump?

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:10:54 +0000

*partakes*

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:09:53 +0000

*pukes*

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:02:12 +0000

Hey, hey, LBJ! How many boys did you kill today?

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:59:48 +0000

Cheery!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:57:37 +0000

I’m not cryin’, it’s just been rainin,’ on my face.

By: loa loa

loa loa — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:08:56 +0000

i think that was the funniest thing i’ve read all morning hahaha!!!
it made my lol so hard little tears came to my eyes.

By: Casa

Casa — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:39:56 +0000

Ick… digital camies are not teh hottness. /pout

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:15:56 +0000

Yeth mathter.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:10:47 +0000

does he have a hump on his back?

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:38:35 +0000

Semantics. Bottom line is the guy is not happy with T-Mobile. They sent the dumb ass accountant and not Catherine Zita Jones (YUMMY!!!!)

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:57:30 +0000

Why should mobile numbers have area codes (whatever you call them in your country if you call them something else)? The whole point of a mobile is that you can go to the far end of the country (or even another country entirely) and still make and receive calls using the same number and accounts.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:48:54 +0000

**pops head above Cubicle** snickers, where’s a snickers… I love me some snickers!!!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:26:28 +0000

Try this one {http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/25/celebrity-pictures-jackson-fawcett-mcmahon-goodbye/#comments} You will need to do a copy/paste.

By: WTF

WTF — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:12:31 +0000

I looked- nothing there except his dad.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:55:31 +0000

Not to be overly picky or anything, but shouldn't it have read, "As a matter of fact, I am dissatisfied with my long distance carrier..."?

By: dumdiddydum

dumdiddydum — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:47:48 +0000

if you think about it that’s actually very brilliant

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:04:23 +0000

Actually, I thought it was FailBlog, but you could be right!

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:58:49 +0000

Most definitely.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:57:57 +0000

Can I call you Ty-gore?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:56:55 +0000

Oh yeah, and one other thing, you know for sure you’re calling a mobile because the numbers are not by area code..

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:56:42 +0000

I don’t pay roaming charges either, but AT&T does blow, hard.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:55:30 +0000

Ok, I just have to say it, cell phone service in the States sucks!!! It’s far and away better down here and the best part is, I can go all over the country and not have to pay roaming charges… PFFFFFT!

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:54:36 +0000

Isn’t that where Sarah Palin looks out over Russia from?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:51:07 +0000

Done. Feel free to still call me Tyler, though.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:50:33 +0000

Wrong section.. Go to LOL Celebs

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:48:53 +0000

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam (or replace with Afghanistan);
And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:28:02 +0000

*snickers*

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:19:37 +0000

Yeah, and the over the minutes charges are explosive!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:16:50 +0000

No free nights and weekends either… sheesh.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:07:33 +0000

It’s the damn contract that I can’t get out of — who’da thought that they’d really stick to 8 years?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:55:52 +0000

As long as its pronounced “eye-gore”.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:49:50 +0000

All regular posters in favor of me changing my name to Igor the Vigorous?
There’s just too damn many Tylers nowadays. :/

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:44:51 +0000

All three servicemembers are in fact, Marines. The guy in the left foreground is a more senior Marine, note the faded cammies and the old style Interceptor vest noting that he came in to the Marines before 2007 when they made the new MTVs standard issue. The guy on the right is a more junior Marine, commonly known to us “salt dogs” as a “boot”. Note the non faded cammies and the brand new flak which is a Spartan II. Also the amount of gear on one’s flak is generally pretty indicative of how long you’ve been in, the longer you’ve been in, the more you tend to simplify what you’re carrying on your body.

As far as no mags in the rifles, why put mags in there when you don’t have rounds, it’s not like we have a whole bunch of money like the Army does to just toss around and give out blanks like they do.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:24:00 +0000

No, they misfire the bullet a tinnnny bit so it hits the barrel. It’s just so they know they can still feel, of course.
/roll eyes.

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:21:29 +0000

Do you just love how the Marines go on Training Operations with no magazines in their weapons?

Realistic Training Fail!