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i think that second guy is Obama… Oh, 1st! hahaha
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Eww. That’s funny, but eww.
Loved it.
Win.
you know, not every black guy you see on this site is obama…
Rock the boat!
Don’t rock the boat baby!
Don’t tip the boat over!!
Rock the boooooooooooooooo *gasp* ooooaaaaaaaaaooooooot!!
Ever since this voyage of love began…
[I recommend the lol with the german shepherd over at hotdogz]
I’d like to know where you got the notion.
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
It’s been sailing with a cargo full of –
love and devotion!!!!!
I’m…..sailing awaaaaaaaay, set an open course for the virgin sea
I’ve…..got to be free……..free to face the life that’s ahead of me
On board, I’m the captain, so climb aboard
Well search for tomorrow on every shore
And I’ll try, oh lord, I’ll try to carry ooooooooon.
*waits for Cartman to sing the rest*
This used to happen regularly on the Firth of Clyde, back in the 1940s through the early ’60s; of course this was with a crew of 30-odd, and 1_200 passengers all wanting to be on the pier side of the vesssel, even if they weren’t getting off.
O_o
We want you, We want you as a new recruit!”
oh dayton… *shakes head as a cleveland east-sider*
sometimes it feels like the only cities that matter in this state are toledo, cincinnati, columbus and cleveland.
Village people? Like, people who come from a village?
These guys.
Oh, and short, you know why Columbus doesn’t have a professional football team? Because then Cincinnati and Cleveland would want one, too.
Bah, dum – CHING!
*skullfu(k*
HEY! watch that! you’re not from cleveland you’re not allowed to bad mouth the browns!!! at least they’re better than the freaking detroit lions (0-16 last year).
Oh my, you’re so very young…lolz
Reminds me of that great scene in PotC 3 *giggle*
I was thinking the same thing!
This one is extremely “meh”.
At least it’s not just a blatant insult to one party or the other.
I’m impressed they’re able to stand at parade rest doing a “high speed” turn.
muscular thighs.
*drools*
the one guy in clear focus is definitely NOT drool worthy. which is sad. but the uniform can only do so much…
Ewww, you’re right. Gross.
It’s a ship you fools…
*singing*
“Crazy on a ship of fools…”
aww, i was about to give him/her a s’more.
*singing*
The human race was dying out.
No one left to scream and shout.
People walking on the moon.
Smog gonna get you pretty soon!!
… Ship of foooooooools!!!!
(It’s an oldie… 5 whole Internets for whoever can guess)
i’m sure i’m wrong but your “… Ship of foooooooools!!!!” automatically made me think of aretha’s chain of fools.
Nope, but your in the right time frame! Think more rock and roll…
i could probably get it if i could get chain of fools out of my head – i’m sitting here singing it to myself over and over. i’m usually pretty good at “guess that song”.
ya know, the only song that’s probably worse to get stuck in my head would be american pie. it’s so freakishly long you’d be singing the verses in the wrong order or accidentally repeating them.
That’s nothing; try the 1972 Japanese tour version of Deep Purple’s “Space Truckin’ “, which has a playing time of 33 minutes give or take!
The Dead did a Ship of Fools but I can’t recall the lyrics well enough to be certain one way or another.
I can’t get the Robert Plant song out of my head since my post above… at least it replaced “Don’t Rock the Boat”… that’d have been a migraine by the end of the day!!!
Everyone was hanging out
Hanging up and hanging down
Hanging in and holding fast
Hope our little world will last.
I do believe that is The Doors.
Winner! Internets being packed for shipment.
Yippie!! My first internets! Thanks Yikes. Today I am a man.
Wait… I was furst
Sorry DT! How did I miss that? You will also receive Internets…
“Ha ha ha ha! You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a sailboat.”
A schooner is a sailboat.
You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!
You’ve probably seen Mallrats more recently than me, I guess.
Chocolate pretzels anyone?
That kid is *back*… on the escalator again!
Probably. Such an underrated film.
True dat.
Underrated by whom?
I think it’s freaking awesome. It’s right up there with Tommy Boy and Billy Madison.
Stop looking at me, Swan!
Looks like that silly penguin is back again.
Is that it? Did the penguin tell you to say that?
I see what’s going on here. So sorry to interrupt!
I got this tee shirt from Frank…
It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here. I’ve gotta get you back to the zoo!
Well, not the 7? of us for sure. I was just conceding to someone who clearly knew it better that I do.
Hey, why am I *his* sidekick? How do you know he’s not *my* sidekick?
FLY FATASS FLY!!!
Lunchbox. Greatest Nickname Ever.
Are you sure? A ship must be at least 143′ 6″ long.
With only fear and good judgement
Holding us back
We sailed out on the Northern Sea
With a boat load of crazy people
Including the shotgun and me
Does somebody know how to drive this thing
Yelled the captain as he fell to his knees
I think I mighta had a little too much today
Take me to my cabin, please
I’m gettin’ sea sick, can someone straighten out that picture?
Ok, if you’re in the mood for name that tune, here’s one for ya. 1 internet if you can name the band and the song..
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Everybody, listen to me,
And return me, my ship.
Im your captain, Im your captain,
Although Im feeling mighty sick.
Ive been lost now, days uncounted,
And its months since Ive seen home.
Can you hear me, can you hear me,
Or am I all alone.
I’m Your Captain by Grand Funk Railroad.
Only some old farts would know that one!
I knew someone would get it.. I was going to take out the one ‘give away line’ but thought what the heck.. good on ya, 1 internet is on it’s way.
I never thought I’d see the day with a big boat coming my way.
Another funny one. That’s two funny ones today. Ok so it’s not a knee-slapper, but it’s good.
This is a Perry class frigate. I would guess that it is heeling into a turn. The Perrys also twisted under a flank bell, but I can’t for the life of me remember which way.
They lean to Port, because of the right hand screw. Probably is heeling over, but it’s definitely weird to see one leaning over that direction.
did that realy happen i mean realy…still its still realy funneh!! and obama wat on earth are u doing on the ship?!
All powered watercraft, and ground vehicles (well except Pendolinos and tandem-wheeled machines) roll out of a turn like that to some extent. If Steve’s right about the size, it’s rare to see a vessel that big heel that far just by turning though.
It’s called “Manning the Rails”. The ship must entering an honors port. I am retired Navy.
I’M ON A BOAT, MOTHAFU(KA ON A BOAT!
I heard that in Samuel L Jackson’s voice. Was I supposed to?
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“I’m Samuel MOTHERFU(KING JACKSON! I’m ALWAYS MOTHERFUC(KING YELLING!”
Well, technically you were supposed to hear it in Andy Samberg’s voice, but SLJ works too, on accounted of his patented use of Mothafu(ka, i.e., SOMEBODY GET THESE MOTHAFU(KIN SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHAFU(KIN PLANE!
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F*ck Trees I climb Buoys Mutha F*cka!
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Hopefully wordpress won’t eat my comment because I added a link.
I was very disappointed by the lack of SLJ swearing in Star Wars.
“I’m a jedi, mother fvcker!! I’m gonna fvck you up with this mother fvcking light saber!! Someone get these mother fvcking sith off my mother fvcking planet!!”
Speaking of under-rated (or misunderstood) films…
You got your flippie floppies SB?
Thanks, Captain, that’s the first time I’ve actually heard that song. That was awesome.
Hell yeah! I’m riding on a dolphin, doin’ flips and sh!t!
You’re welcome Eric! I have it on my i-pod and played it while on our boat this weekend. It was epic!
*slaps forehead*
I forgot! The Captain’s BF proposed to her on a boat! (this weekend!)
What? Cool! Congratulations! (I guess…did you say yes?)
Aw, congrats Cap’n!
Damn, uh, I mean congratulations!!
how exciting! you weren’t playing “i’m on a boat” while he did it, right?
Yay!
It was a hell yes!
Yay!
congratulations!!! date set, yet?
Congrats!
No, though that would have been funny!
First weekend of August 2010!
I’ve been distracted by the shiny thing all weekend!
…and you could’ve used it for your first dance!
Captain, #1- I’m not allowed to break up marriages, damnit!
I’m SO just going to THROW flowers at people, do a backflip onto the stage, and pronounce you husband and wife. 
and #2- Can I be the flowerboy?
I’m the BOSS.
Watch- “Just two guys”
Dear Eric-
You have the most epic ideas ever.
Please adopt me?
Yeah, that was kinda hard to sit through. He leaned forward at one point and I thought, “Oh, HERE we go!” but he just delivered some half-assed line in a very sincere manner.
Disappointed.
“I gots a purple lightsaber b*tch! Imma fvck you sithies up with my muthatfcking lighsaber so you’ll get off my mothafvckin planet!”
That would rock! But why on earth would you want to break up my marriage?