Comments on: DAMN!!

By: Maggie

Maggie — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:28:34 +0000

You would, Sarkozy. You would…

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:50:59 +0000

haha your caption is hilarious :D thanks for posting the link!

By: Doydle

Doydle — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:36:14 +0000

Go die in a ditch.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:43:02 +0000

anti-photo-op lol…do we know who the young woman is? and what is she doing there?

most pols use kissing babies and hugging the homeless for phot-ops… our pres obama gets to use cute tooshies, even if he was just getting ready to help her. Photo. Opportunity.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:15:46 +0000

Please…let us never speak of Timothy Dalton again.

By: Edmund

Edmund — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:57:09 +0000

As much as I despise Obama’s policies, I figured (even before I saw the video) that it wasn’t what everyone was making it out to be. I can’t say for sure what exactly was going through his mind, but I have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. Besides, after the Clinton years, every President will probably be very careful not to give that impression. At least for a while.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:21:09 +0000

I’m practising my absurd-themed writing.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:18:33 +0000

Two words, Danbala.
BAD. DANBALA.
O.o Please never redirect me to this post…

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:15:49 +0000

Change browsers. O.o

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:13:16 +0000

Of course. And she would love it (like all women secretly would)!

By: Sqwirk

Sqwirk — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:11:25 +0000

Obama would probably rape her if that white guy wasn’t keeping an eye on him.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:10:49 +0000

You know why Joseph was in a bad mood on the night of Jesus’ birth? Because Mary rode his ass all the way to Bethlehem!!!

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:09:34 +0000

So was Timothy Dalton, and there’s NO man love there.

By: PhoenixM

PhoenixM — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:35:47 +0000

I think that, at least in the United States, it’s not uncommon for people to attach a certain stigma to age that doesn’t really belong. Provided that you’re both legal, and of comparable maturity levels, should it really matter if you’re involved with someone outside of your age range?

By: PhoenixM

PhoenixM — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:27:32 +0000

I wonder if the self-confidence that comes with being older plays a part in the sex appeal of someone that age.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:48:34 +0000

I’m a man and even I have a crush on Sean Connery….

How could you not? He’s James Freaking Bond!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:30:58 +0000

Mark, I’d personally hate to see a woman pitching overhand in the Bigs, because it’s a terrible motion for your arm. To this day my husband’s elbow and rotator cuff give him problems, and he learned how to throw “correctly” from a very early age. It’s a very unnatural motion to pitch at 96 MPH overhand. That’s one reason that sidearm and underhand pitchers last a bit longer than overhand, at least without the help of surgery.
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I guess what I’m saying is that I think the MLB is pretty sh!tty for excluding women, but I think they should be allowed to pitch that baseball underhand at 96 just like the guys.

By: igloomccoy

igloomccoy — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:14:50 +0000

I’m going with Peanut Butter on this one, I have no idea what you are talking about.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:52:46 +0000

Many a time, Squiggly.

Wish these folks would read the comments before dropping in, eh? I mean, that’s ALL OVER this thread. Thank you for your internet wisdom, Bryonia, oh master and lord of writing anything creative on the internets… Now that you’ve posted it, we’ll get rid of the other posts that are clarifying…

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:46:47 +0000

I think someone has said this already….

By: Bryonia

Bryonia — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:43:52 +0000

This photo was debunked. You see the video and Obama is turning to help the woman behind him down the steps. Sarkozy, on the other hand, we’re not so sure about.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:14:29 +0000

@ anniemcphee – that was good, and so totally not anything i was expecting just goes to show it doesn’t matter who is the butt of the joke or who’s making the joke, but it must be funny otherwise there is no lol regardless of the 5 w’s

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:11:17 +0000

Or a Van Gogh.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:07:33 +0000

ohhhhh… gottit. Thanks!

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:06:13 +0000

Or even a Cezanne.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:05:40 +0000

:monkey:

By: Rivahcat

Rivahcat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:04:16 +0000

Dig it… our Prez is a REAL man!!!

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:02:20 +0000

And they use a smaller ball.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:00:37 +0000

Gee wilikers batman, that wasn’t too sexists. Since it’s female teachers it’s not as bad. They were in love, and it’s not statatory rape, BUT if a male does it, it’s not statory rape BUT RAPE and it’s all about sex. WOW good generalization there. Sorry but I must put he Dumb Ass stamp on that posting.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:23:11 +0000

you can do side bends or situps but please don’t lose that but
so your girlfriend rolls a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her honda
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:15:57 +0000

14 in Brazil. She could be a mother of three without any illegalities going on.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:13:26 +0000

36-24-36

…..Only if she’s 5′ 3″

By: Acamori

Acamori — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:32:53 +0000

So, older male rapists are normal, but female teachers in more subtle sexual encounters with minors isn’t?
Not to mention that the teachers generally have what they believe to be a real relationship, where rapists just want to stick their thing somewhere warm.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:00:23 +0000

That’s not even as good as “DAMN!”

You had to use OMG and FFS in the same caption?

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:38:34 +0000

Underage for what?

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:35:50 +0000

Hear, hear.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:35:26 +0000

Meh.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:34:38 +0000

Hellyeah.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:26:55 +0000

Sorry, Anniee. I give it a “meh”.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:24:21 +0000

It’s a librul cunSPIRsy, I tell yuh!

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:21:47 +0000

But why does it matter? I love my girl, and I’m one of those rare “faithful” guys. But if I quit LOOKING, check me for a pulse, because I’ll be dead.

Just because you own a Renoir, doesn’t mean you can’t look at the Degas.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:19:24 +0000

Man, that’s one thing that drives me nuts. It’s time to stop pretending women need to throw underhand, or need a huge softball to be able to play. Let them play hardball like the boys, and I bet we’ll be surprised at the quality of female ball players.

Unlike the WNBA. I mean, those scores are just sad.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:16:42 +0000

Like THIS girl? {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnsQY0BOSS0}

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:14:53 +0000

“Dog bites Man” isn’t a headline, in other words. “Man bites Dog” is.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:14:13 +0000

*was busy yesterday and never made it back to see the shit storm this caused*

all i was saying was that she was complaining that she uploaded the photo and her caption didn’t get chosen. what i should have pointed out was that most people who upload a photo don’t get their caption chosen. as i’m seeing now, captions were disappearing… but anniee’s rant ^^ didn’t exactly highlight that THAT was what she was upset about.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:11:59 +0000

I know burger all about rounders, em baseball, but I can see how that would be annoying if you wanted to watch the game. We have the same problem with sports coverage over here, and it’s the lack of focus on the game that’s annoying, not the [semi-random celeb] worship per se.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:58:47 +0000

My problem isn’t the first pitch but the continuation of talking about Obama thorughout the game. Then they actually interviewed him for like a whole inning, and then whoever was in the AL dug out kept asking how it was to meet Obama. I mean you practically had to wipe Obama’s DNA off the guys chin. I wanted Baseball NOT politics!!!! For that I didn’t watch.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:47:08 +0000

It’s like a Big Red Eclipse!

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:25:40 +0000

Are those really girls?!?!!? Did you hear that the NCAA has mandated all softball fields be made of astro turf. It’s to keep the players from grazing!!!

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:23:13 +0000

What about Sean Connery?