Politics now available in sexy
(Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy)
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Michelle’s got bigger creds AND longer legs.
Don’t forget she has a much nicer butt too.
I dunno about that; Bruni’s bottom is amazing. See link
Scrawny.
A guy would bruise himself!
If he was doing things right – yes, he would.
Bruises heal, and they don’t hurt until the next day.
Well, she certainly ain’t ghetto, but then again, who is?
but Carla’s way prettier
Michelle reminds me of Planet of the Apes. You know why people talk about her arms all of the time? Because she has a hideous face.
Her arms are just as scary. But watch the Planet of the Apes stuff – I said she was Zaius on steroids once and it’s become a running joke because it sure brings ‘em running every damn time – rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaacist!
Weeeelll… For starters, neither of them is actually primarily* a politician, so takes away a bit of “teh funny” for me. The rest vanishes in the fact that there have been sexy politicians. Damn. :/
*) But yeah – I realise that their relationships make them some form of almost-political-by-proxy.
IKR! FAIL! NOT politicians!
If “women affiliated with politics” is your measure of “available in sexy”sexy, Marilyn Monroe makes these two look like two-bit crack whores.
Just sayin’
Hear, hear.
I dunno…Carla is pretty freaking hot, and way more natural than Marilyn was. I love that she has posed nude….sharing is caring! Thanks Carla!
But they’re not politicians…
Rich/Famous people with hot wives?!?! What is happening?! Oh, wait…that would be normal, if not expected.
Carla more natural? Are you high?
How is THIS more natural than THIS?
For the love of god, man, slap yourself!
Ah. I was going to respond somewhere near that. But of course, the concept of “natural” is untrivial.
And hey, I suppose it might be in the eye of the beholder. I’d hit Marilyn way before Carla, any day.
Ack. When I say “any day” I don’t literally mean today. If Marilyn wasn’t cremated, all that’d remain is a pile of bones anyway, and … yeah, not my thing, rly.
Zombie lust FTW!!!
:angel:
Just remember, it’s not Necrophilia if you’re a zombie.
Hmmm… Now, at last, I have a plan.
It’s not necrophilia if they’re still warm. And before you ask, reheating doesn’t count you sick bastards.
Sick? Bastards? Who are you and how did you find out everything about me!?
Anyway: While I may agree, I must also say: It doesn’t have to be necrophilia just because they ain’t warm…
I swear that I some days emanate cold. I can snuggle up to someone for warmth, and it ends up with both being freezer cold. I am a physical impossibilty. Bugger. :/
FWIW I’m the opposite – like a human furnace. Even on the coldest nights my husband has to roll away eventually lest he get burned to a cinder lol. Be interesting to spend an afternoon together and see what we ended up with
(I could use a cold emanator – you should see my power bills the way I run the AC when it hits 70 or higher!)
Ok, so you picked one of the natural pics of Monroe. I was never a big fan of her makeup and bleach blonde hair.
I wouldn’t kick either one of them out of bed for eating Oreos.
Okay then, but as a model, Carla wore a shit load of make up and teased the crap out of her hair, too. It’s just less glamorous to be obvious about it than it was 40+ years ago.
If you’re a fan of the natural Marilyn, here are some previously unreleased photos.
I just prefer the curvaliciousness. I don’t want paper cuts from a ribcage.
(Couldn’t quickly find that pic in larger formate, sorry.)
Well I’m skinny like that, so a girl who’s more petite than me is a turnon. I love curvacious chicks, but they gotta be short, and not fat.
Must be some leftover monkey instincts making me attracted to a woman that I could dominate physically or something…who knows. I just know I like girls smaller/shorter than me.
Mmm I like skinny guys
The bf is very skinny, but he’s also quite tall. I don’t like to be bigger than the guy I’m with. And I am turned off by small feet on regular-sized men…I don’t know if I can blame that on leftover monkey instincts, but I will anyway 
Barack + Marilyn + Michelle = Steve’s favorite cookie.
ROFLMAO!
@DT. Thanks for the Marilyn pic!
*fans herself*
Wooh!
Wow, is that really her? I didn’t know she ever posed sans clothing… I guess they all do at some point.
Is this a joke? The original playmate not pose nekkid?
Whoa. Ok.
How old are you?
Not implying you’re “just a kid who don’t know better”, but I am curious as to wether this might be a generation thing.
I didn’t know she had posed naked until about 5 years ago, and I’m certainly not a kid! Might just be how my radar was tuned?
Hmm, maybe that’s my explanation too. I’m not a kid, just never knew. I guess it wasn’t much to be proud of in her generation so they may have tended to keep it hush. That’s all I got…
Fair enough. I just, for some reason, thought it was common knowledge.
Maybe it is more common knowledge to the google-search with filters off generation?
-Nods-
It has been to me for years. And I never even had to use Google, my classmates found out FOR me.
I knew way before I knew what an Internet was.
there’s a winery in CA that produces “marilyn merlot” and each bottle is a collectors edition with one of her nude shots on it. they put decals over the naughty bits for when they’re on the shelf but they are removable and you’ve got a naked marilyn on the wine bottle.
my SIL’s father has every one of the bottles. he’s had a thing for marilyn for years and years. his wife is ok with it.
“his wife is ok with it.”
WIN!
well if she wasn’t it’d be a bit awkward to have naked marilyn monroe popping out in random parts of the house. most of the bottles are on display in the kitchen but there are some in the living room and stuff.
Gonna have to agree with Dan here. I don’t recall Michelle getting elected.
Perhaps she’s “CoPresident ” like Hillary was ?
You just can’t top George H.W. Bush’s wife, Barbara.
Babs is teh HOTNESS!!!
Who thinks they should throw on Bikinis and mud wrestle, say aye?!?!?
Completely uninteresting.
Latex catsuit and a vat full of silicone, sure.
This is just getting sickening. I find Michelle Obama frightening and angry, not sexy. And as though there have never been sexy women in politics before? What about Condi Rice, or Barbra Olsen (RIP) or…actually let me illustrate with a poster…Link. Hehe, the left has Helen Thomas and Janet Reno while the conservatives have Michelle Malkin and Sarah Palin…go figure.
I find you frightening and angry! What a coincidence!
At least I don’t look like an ape, though.
Thinly veiled racist comment?
Blatantly obvious, and repetitive.
Like a broken record.
What’s a record?
j/k!!!
Some kids really don’t know!
Plenty of white people look like apes. That isn’t racist. Michelle just has one of those…odd faces.
I said that the first time I pointed out Michelle’s ugly-ass monkey-face – my grandfather, while not ugly, did look exactly like a chimp. He was fair with blue eyes, but he just had that kind of face. I still can’t watch Animal Planet without thinking of him. Well…sounds like there’s someone here with some sense. Thanks for chiming in
:monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:
Case in point.
Just killed any credibility with that comment
Wasn’t looking for credibility with you. This is a running joke here and has been for months, so try to follow, huh? The reaction is always hilarious.
Have not been following for months…so I dont see the comedy in the ape reference. Sorry if I took it out of context.
It’s not a running joke.
Here’s my response to this type of post from now on:
:monkey:
The more ridiculious, the more:
:monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:
Heh. Ridiculous.
Off to warp young minds…
I think it depends on how you define “joke”.
I like to think of a joke as a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter.
So yeah, this isn’t a running joke.
It’s more of a running… how you say….
Anniee Quote.
Yeah, just like how one of anniee’s running gags is to say stupid, offensive comments.
Anniee, you’re being a jackass. Now do the right thing and register another account to type back a defense of yourself.
That gave me a giggle
Something that makes me laugh. Suicide decided to poke me so I said the one word that was sure to ruin her shit and make her flip. And bring out all the other banshees. Of course it wasn’t even clear WHO I was referring to – considering her ridiculous insult I could have been saying it to SB – that’s why it’s always so funny to see all the racists run out of the woodwork. I find it hilarious. Therefore, joke
Yeah…my shit is ruined. Ruined, man.
*flips*
Damn, SB, that must have hurt. A lot. Don’t you hate it when someone flips your sh!t?
Oh wait, you got flipped, did they do new paint and shrubs? Maybe a water feature?
I only hate it when it’s halfway out already.
Dude, my sh!t wasn’t just flipped, it was ruined!
*flips over ruined shit*
A little vinegar and a half hour in the microwave will reflip your shit. I don’t think it can un-ruin it, though.
This is what I meant by “how you define ‘joke’”.
For as long as I’ve seen Anniee on here, Anniee (you – always hard to address someone both personally and generally on a forum, innit?) has claimed that everything Anniee says and does is for Anniee’s laughs. So, it is a joke. To Anniee. And who the feck is anyone else to say that it can’t be?
By jove, you’ve got it! Well said, Danbala.
It ain’t exactly rocket science. ;p How many times have you said it, verbatim, by now?
It still makes you the smartest one here. Sad, isn’t it? Well, not sad for you.
Not sad at all, I’m used to that…
;p
Oh my god will you two make out already?
*Hands Igloo popcorn*
Hey down in front!
-Sneaks into theatre with extra-buttery popcorn and hides behind Max and Igloo-
ROCK ON HOT INTERNATIONAL LESBO ACTION!!!!
*loves the shit out of PK right now*
You might think it’s hilarious….it’s not all that funny or amusing.
I’d go as far as to say that it’s insulting and racist.
2th
The left hasn’t had any credibility on race since Clarence Thomas and probably before; and of late the nefarious Janeane Garofalo. You know who I listen to on issues of race (besides my black friends, co-workers and church brethren and neighbors of course)? Reverend Wanning, Bill Cosby, Chris Rock, Ward Connerly and this fellow right here – link (A piece called What Every White Person Should Know…). This is why this is funny to me – I don’t care what the left thinks about race and haven’t since what they did to Thomas and Rice and what they still do to people like Steele, Connerly, Wanning, et. al.
WTF are you on about?
“What the left has done” “What the left thinks”
Have you lost your goddamn mind? Those that you would label liberal are NOT all the same person, we are individuals with individual ideas, words, and actions. Judge each of us on an individual basis and stop blaming an entire group of people for the actions of a select few douche-bags. Better yet, don’t judge us at all. After all, won’t God take care of that when our day comes? You have no business judging anyone.
Anniee – didn’t you ever hear that beauty is only skin deep, but stupid goes clear to the bone? So what if Michelle Malkin and Sarah Palin are attractive? Do their words make the world a more beautiful place? Not so much.
I happen to agree, which is one of the reasons WHY I think Michelle O is so ugly. To the bone. And yes, I do think Palin makes the world a much more beautiful place – she’s got a 72% approval rating among Republicans after a year of character assassination, personal and political destruction by the left and the right, and resigning for the good of her state. She’s coming back to the lower 48 is my guess, and a successful run for a nomination. Crazy like a fox
Dude. Sarah Palin? People take her seriously?
And both of them got pimped by the 17 year old in a dress with no underwear. Ah, what a wonderful world we live in. : D
(And even though the video shows Obama as maybe helping someone out, maybe checking out the bootay while doing so, it’s more than obviously that Sarkozy is definitely checking out the goods)
Michelle’s face is scrunched looking, making it terribly ugly. This has also caused her children to have scrunched faces, and look terribly ugly.
yeah, i’m not a big fan of MO
half right
MO should consider becoming a “woman of cover”…
michelle obama is ugly. big teeth, ugly smile, not attractive in the face, and she is a big woman. I’m 6 foot, and she looks bigger than I am. Not fat, just big.
Not attractive, PLUS her snotty looks and attitude.
Rrrrrrrrraaaacist!
lol…that’s funny.
i don’t find MO attractive, but i do find pam greer so
Pam Grier, not too shabby, however Kelly Rowland is more my type. Michelle Obama however do not find attractive at all… But then again, that’s just me…
Nothing beautiful about MOB. She is a butch Amazon with lots of junk in the trunk. First Lady is a label lost on her. It should be First Ball Buster.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrracist!
(I agree, though. Ew.) Wanna see a beautiful woman? Here’s one I met at the Tea Party Rally in Washington DC on July 4. LINK
She is beautiful.
Nice tit– I mean teeth. Yeah, that’s it.
Now, when are tit… I mean teeth, not nice?
Not bad. But I can tell its humid as hell outside.
Exactly
Are these the couches their husbands will be sleeping on?
Zing!
Man, 0bamas old lady has a big ass!
Later guys, off to make brownies.
Mmmm… Derrishus.
Michelle Obama is a corrupt, semiliterate, pop-eyed gorilla. Period.
You have?
You are an idiotic, hypocritical (how can you call a lawyer illiterate unless you are unable to read her resume?) Neanderthalic asshole. Period.
Seriously, dude, why would you bother coming here to trash the looks of the first lady?
Would be nice to see the same ire when Palin’s looks are being trashed, as they are here regularly. By the way, as a legacy student, we don’t know how intelligent Michelle is or isn’t. Patient-dumping schemes are an indication of cunning but not necessarily intelligence and definitely not compassion.
True, but I find it hard to believe, personally, that anyone could be hired as a lawyer if they are completely illiterate.
I’ve been a paralegal. You’re wrong on that one.
I have worked with lots of lawyers and agree with Deep
By the way- I wasn’t arguing against the patient-dumping point, I was just thanking Maxwell for his lib joke. I like Mad-libs.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaacist!
Anniee, please, just let me burninate them instead of provoking them.
I’m on a roll, Tyler. No can do. Not that I’m provoking them unless they think I mean it, which would be silly. Do I really have to explain the joke? No, don’t make me do that.
Oh, I remember, Anniee.
That was a LONG discussion.
I said “semiliterate” morons, not illiterate. Have any of you bothered to read her senior thesis at Princeton? Trust me, this woman has been riding the affirmative action gravy train since she was in grade school.
Nah. She’s just a first lady, who gives a damn about her?
By semi-literate, you mean only partially able to read or short words, or has problems reading, yes?
I still doubt that would work for a lawyer.
I am very able to short words!
Never use a long word when a diminutive word will do.
Trust you? Why?
It’s all in the avatar. The faintness of the swastika-thing in thos one, the environment friendly green, the delicious combination of shapes – diamonds, triangles and squares OH MY… How on Earth could you NOT trust him!?
You had me at enviornmentally friendly green!
*swoons*
Whatever you’re smokin’, pass it here
It’s all in the drinkables in my glass.
And I have a stinkable in my ass! :lol!
Tmi, dear, tmi…
By all means!
*passes the dutchie on the right hand side*
Thankee-sai!
*takes a toke, blows the smoke, and has a real good time*
Yes, she has. “Legacy” student. And I don’t know why anyone would refuse to read her thesis and then cry foul – it’s stupid, but then that’s the left for you.
Hillary’s was put under lock and key because a brand new Wellesley policy was put into place when Clintoon was elected – but her valedictorian speech – holy hell. She was, unlike MO, very intelligent, though – just batshit insane.
Embed test:
Still working on the right code for embedding photos. Videos no prob, but FSR can’t seem to do photos yet.
Hmmm.
I CRAVE the photo linkage ability!
IKR!! Totally off topic, but I found this while researching, and I ROFLd.
OhboididI ever ROFL!!
Hah. I loq-ed, at least.
(like lol but quietly)
That is a freakin’ W-I-N I am favoriting that for sure!
I tried with img src tags and some youtube copy-pasted code earlier (a couple of days ago) and ended up with that exciting blank space. :/
And by the way, if I was a Neandethal, I would then of course find her to be a very attractive woman.
The Geico dudes are coming to kick your ever-loving ass now, you know.
Those guys are better looking than poor ole Michelle. She’s ugly as I am.
Neanderthals have always had great difficulty spelling.
Self-deprecation FTW!
LMAO at the other captions!
Michelle is just downright scary. She looks harmless enough in this picture but some of them… geeeebus!
Michelle Obama is ugly and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is a whore
ugh
There is a lady on the right. The thing on the left is no lady; has proven that many times, including in this pic — a lady does not sit like that.
actually, having taken 2 years of etiquette classes, that is how a lady is supposed to sit when she is not at a table. keeping your legs crossed at either the knee or ankle will prevent your skirt tenting around your thighs showing your underwear. carla is the one who is sitting incorrectly according to etiquette protocols because you can nearly see straight up her skirt. at a table you are supposed to sit more like carla is to keep your back straight, promoting good posture, and to give keep your torso flat to the table. at the table you’re also supposed to keep your legs together but not crossed so you can lay your napkin across your whole lap.
The lady is lovely. What is that thing on the left?
And I just vomitted in my coffee…thanks.
The blatant Obama worship on this site is incredible. All bad things are because of folks in the cabinet being retarded, a la Joe Biden. But Obama always comes off as Mr. Awesome or the one pic on here where he’s running and the caption likens him to Superman.
The man has done nothing but make a bad situation worse. These are his ideas, it’s his platform. Biden and the other staffers only look like idiots because they talk in public in the same way they talk in private. For instance, if you’re nearly bankrupt, the answer is to spend more money.
All this says is that Obama’s wife is attractive. Go write an incoherent blog post about your woes.
-Giggles and bangs skull hard against mike, then BURNINATES him-
Tee-hee!
Igloo: Didn’t you know us conservatives must bring Obama into everything!!!!! Why can’t we just argue about whether we think Michelle is attractive or not. NOPE gotta get into the OBama isn’t God argument.
Obama isn’t god?
Nope. Turns out it was Morgan Freeman the whole time. Who knew?
…and Jack Nicholson really is the devil!
What about Alanis Morrisette?
She’s definitely hotter! I think she’d make a better Gabriel than Tilda Swinton, though…
Huh. I did see “Constantine” but I actually had to google that to get the reference. I have no recollection of Tilda Swinton being in that movie. Or Shia LePoof for that matter.
Oops! Not trying to be cryptic…
Shia. When I was a kid, boofing meant BF’ing.
So I’ve always thought of him as The Shy Buttfu(ker!
It’s sad that pretty much the only thing anyone ever says about Michelle Obama has to do with her looks.
I heard a rumor once that she’s pretty smart. Too bad we don’t hear more about that.
Michelle Obama’s “corporate board” job was nothing but a handout. There was zero work involved. Some people on this site really need to understand how a Board of Directorship actually works.
Now available in 1/2 sexy.
… and the moment we find it, we will include it in this image.
michelle really isnt that attractive..
i mean her face..
Takes all kinds to make the world go ’round.
Someone needs to tell Michelle to cross at the ankles, not the knees. Bad form.
michelle really isnt that attractive..
I mean her whole body + plus face
just to point out a small detail. carla bruni is NOT french. she’s in fact italian. she may live in france and sing french songs but that doesn’t make her french.
I don’t know… Have any of you actually seen a hot woman before? They don’t look like this.
Ya, the gal on the right is hot, but who is the man on the left?
Is someone actually trying to say those ham hock thunder thighs are sexy?
Michelle Obama is not sexy….Not even remotely
they’re* (b4 the grammar nazis)
And would be nicer if they were first husbands and two women were the leaders… still have a long way to go in the US.
If those were husbands, the US would have come a long way in cross-dressing and TV-ism.
(And how is Carla being a woman mean that the US has a long way to go?)
“try to think of them as something besides sex objects”
I tried for a minute, but I’ve seen Carla Sarkozy in her nude photo and now every time I see her face all I can think of is her magnificent breasts, abs, and everything else…
I’m a man. So sue me.
Sorry Barrack Obama squashed Hilary’s chance to be the first woman President. Guess America’s more sexist than racist? Dumb ass!!
Every time I see Michelle I think about that one picture that makes me want my Mommy and the attractiveness is gone. Carla’s hot!
that little french chick is HOT! there’s nothing sexy about that diva on the left
This is not a racist statement – I was raised by a wonderful black woman. A lot of black women have that look, and it is unintentional. They are taught to be aware of who they are and know what they want at a young age, and to “go for it”. It’s just their culture, and I don’t think it is a bad thing really – to make someone understand that “hey this is me, this is what I want” and that is the way I am. I hope that makes sense, because I’ve had no coffee today. Damn doctors!!
I think they’re both beautiful ladies.
Wait – not damn doctors – damn Interstitial Cystitis!! Sorry Dr.
Without actually commenting on the content of your post:
You do realise that anything that follows “this is not a racist statement, but:” or “I am not a racist, but:” inevitable comes out sounding racist?
The french chick is a token wife and a retired professional model.
Our first lady is brilliant AND knows better than to be a back-seat First Lady using her husband’s election to launch a political career.
Makes me proud to be an American Woman… even if it means hanging out with my more conservative Amerkanner Blokes.
@meemee. RE: interstitial cystitis. OUCH!
RE: young women being taught to respect themselves. A bit awkwardly phrased, but it hits on something which bothered me in the above posts. Why are some guys turned off by the concept that a woman could express that she wants something, or that she is unhappy about something?! Seems to be an articulate lover/partner is going to be more comfortable to live with, because she’s not sitting on a pile of unfulfilled desires! I’ve lived with passive-aggressive folk in the past–give me open discussion, any time!!
What are your sources for the fact that she’s a “token wife”?
Oh yeah, banging the right dude, and laundering his dirty undershorts, can get you places in American politics, can’t it?
:rollseyes:
I’ve more respect for Pelosi.
As usual, sexy can only be found on the right!
Makes me embarrassed to be an American woman.
perhaps… perhaps not.
In our present American zeitgeist, it is unfortunately necessary to indicate that one’s intentions are pure when ethnic or racial descriptions are made that might reinforce stereotype.
Bugger, ain’t it?
Steve = Sue… (I sued him)
I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally…
Hm. I am really not after fighting with you particularly on this, so try to read this as a personal observation on the issue, and not as a personal attack.
If what you are going to say can not be expressed in a way that makes it obious it is not racist, chances are it is racist. If you can express it in a way that makes it clear it is not racist, but you are afraid that people might think it is anyway, do it – and then handle the arguments afterwards. If your statement really isn’t racist, the only thing that will happen in the end is that they will look racist.
At any rate, the prefixed caveat of “This is not a racist remark” only makes sure that people will spend all their dirty imagination to figure out in what way the statement is racist.
I think she comes across as approachable, friendly-looking. Go figure.
Dude, you don’t have to belabor this.
Some people think she’s teh hotness. Some don’t.
For female equivalent-phenomenon, see Bill Clinton.
I don’t either, but to each his own, yes?
Equal Opportunity Detractor.
*get it
You mean there are people who think he’s the hotness?
hmm opinions… gotta love ‘em…
got it.
Maybe. But Michelle is also an attorney who was in the middle of a very successful career when Barack decided to run, and she was on the board of a major hospital in Chicago. She’s smart and highly capable in her own right; that just gets lost in the long shadow of being the First Black First Lady.
Seeing the words “respect” and “Pelosi” in the same sentence makes my eyes burn.
Nevertheless, there are LOADS of women just as successful as she was (and even more so) who’ll never get into the national spotlight because they’re banging the wrong men.
She made $300K working as a “Diversity Coordinator” doing, well, who knows – it was a Chicago job.
Lt. Commander Worf is as corrupt as her husband.
Yup, a successful career getting raises because of the earmarks she pulled in for her company using her husband’s political position. I’m sure glad my tax dollars helped her advance in her career.
OFFS chill the hell out, you fu(king :monkey:
Actually she was responsible for a patient-dumping program in that hospital. What was it called – the South Side Project or something like that. They dumped poor patients iwthout insurance from their more affluent hospital into the county hospitals and such. Very scandalous, but typical for Chicago. So if you want to call it that, you could say she earned that money. I wouldn’t be proud of it though. Yes, she’s extremely corrupt – very Chicago.
You again? Just ONCE can’t you find something positive to say?
IKR. I made baby jesus weep. But at least she didn’t fu(k her way into politics, like a certain HRC chick…
*severs own brainstem for even TYPING that*
LOL
Excuse me while I chuckle a little.
Why are you hating on monkeys?!?!?!
“Every time you kill a kitten, God m-”
I mean…….. >.>
Just driving home the feces-slinger point…
Look at you people, talking about monkeys on a page about an Obama! That’s racist!
Cite.
Actually she was responsible for some *insert topically related atrocity* It was called – The *insert random ethnic reference* project or something like that. They *insert same topically related atrocity*. Very *insert opprobrious descriptive* very typical of *insert broad brush stroke*. So if you want to call it that, you could say she earned the money. *insert obligatory condemnation* Yes she’s *insert personal opinion loosely based upon word-of-mouth*, very *broad brush stroke*.
And THAT Ladies and gentlemen is how you make a “Troll-Lib”!
You’re welcome.
And… when she left the job to be the first lady, the hospital did away with her position. Hmmmm….
Warning! Tautology detected in thread!!
No information contained in “she’s a lawyer” not already contained in “she’s extremely corrupt”. Discussion halted.
*grins, ducks, and hides*
Also.. Get OVER it people. Fine.. She’s smart.. She’s brilliant.. She’s the most intelligent female in all known creation… We GET it.. However, just being married to “the One” doesn’t make her hot..
I am so SICK of everyone swooning over how hot Michelle is. Sure, she might be a nice person, but at best she’s only mildly attractive.
Seriously.. and I in NO way mean that as an affront to Ms. Obama.. Just stating the obvious.
Care to know my latest plot, Deep Thought?
I think i’m going to like you, viking gal. I love the fact that my fiance works, that she insists on having the room the way she wants, and i am more than happy to give her anything she wants. im not saying that i am a pushover, merely that there is nothing sexier to me than a woman who can very clearly say what she wants and will stop at nothing to see it come to fruition.
Good chuckle or bad chuckle?
“An Obama” you mean there’s more of them… DAMN IT!!!! Quick get the RAID!!!
Considering Obama is his family name, not his first name. Yes there’s a whole family of Obamas.
Logic has no place here! Get the camera!
It’s always good when girls chuckle.
Makes them bounce.
Good chuckle!
@ILPB. So? Zavhin is obviously getting some!
I don’t like any partner being submissive. To be a relationship is about equals. Kurt really 90%? Dude seriously man edumacate yourself, be right at least 35-40% of the time, for the sake of humanity!!!
Actually I would call myself very progressive in my relationship, I cook, she cleans the kitchen, I help with the luandry the cleaning, feeding the baby, changing diapers, etc… so no I don’t have “stale” male ideals, I do feel however that a man (like a 50′s house wife) shouldn’t be walked over either. That’s just me.
PS: I don’t think orders is the right word there. B/c the implies dominance… and I don’t think you would want a dominant submissive relationship, would you?
Oooer. Sub/dom is great when it’s consensual. I am not talking about “traditional gender roles and just doing what the grandaprents dun”, I am talking about very conscious, consensual sub/dom living.
Meh, I don’t understand it, but whatever if the person doesn’t find it degrading or demeaning so be it, it’s theri choice, not my place to push my ideals on them… however they will get a ribbing unless they find it offensive then I won’t jest. But really if you can’t laugh at yourself, you really shouldn’t laugh at others..
I think most people who play around with sub/dom in their relationships keep fairly quiet about it, because there will be ribbings, which is just tiring.
Tbh, I think people who aren’t even aware of – never reflect over – what is sub and what is dom in their relationships are the ones who deserve a wake-up slap.
A friend of mine likes sub, because she is so programmed to make everyone else happy, that getting tied up means that she HAS to concentrate on her own sensations. Which actually makes sense to me.
The perfect woman.
Not perfect if it doesn’t have boobies!
@DT: More along the lines of this.
Maybe this?
Nooo, you have to provide a link, your avatar is not enough.
*attempts embed adjust for this site*
Please stand by. We are having technical difficulties.
@VG:
It makes all the sense in the world to me. Even if you are not programmed in to “making everyone happy”. I think the sub/dom sexual tension play goes far deeper than that.
Tyler… you forgot the proverbial “Oink” afterwards.
You want the bounce?
OOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK
/Raise eyebrow
Bounce of what kind, ma’am?
Oh, good answer. You do have some sense of self preservation after all, mister Toasty…
Ma’am, are you trying to seduce me?
/flies off in search of sheep to eat and villagers to terrorize with TROGDOOOOOR-ish abilities.
I am fairly sure I am not. But that depends on what works on you, of course. The eternal BDSM dilemma… ;p
(The toasty referred to the posts about common sense a few daus ago.)
I know.
I am, however, the dragon of PK. Therefore I must be as burninatingly awesome as possible, and terrorize the troll villagers.
I’ve missed the dragon bit, I think. My bad for going AWOL for five months or so. :p
(And, to bring the discussion back to dull reality – I generally like troll bashing, but also see (on all forums, to and fro) that the troll bashing in itself can be more spammy than trolling… It is an act of balance, the troll hunting.)
Oh, it was at the campout, Li-Mi told me to pitch my tent, I showed her how to make a nest for TROGDORlings out of the slightly melted skin of trolls and a delicious pile of sticks, along with hot chocolate.
I gotted named teh Dwagon.
Although, the spammy troll bashing does occasionally cause the trolls to leave the site due to incredibly short attention spans. That way, you don’t have to keep bashing them, and they go away and the normal people get the sites to themselves.
Thank you Max.
Happily. Link. One of many.
Sorry, Tyler – you lose this one and so does Max. The patient-dumping scheme is well-documented.
Washington ComPost – isn’t it odd how the same names start to show up in these schemes and in the campaigns…what a tangled web we weave…
Not only is the patient-dumping scheme well-documented, she was in charge of it. I’ve cited one, but I can do this all day. You want names too? (Of patients who were dumped that is?)
There’s one for you, Tyler – Dontae Adams. Ask him about being dumped from the U of C. Ask him what Obamacare did for him. The South Side Health Initiative indeed.
I’m not taking sides on this, Anniee, but I DO love to learn how to make libs of any kind. That’s what I was thanking max for.
Ten points for Annie- zero for Igor and Max. Next set please!
Rather than citing all day long, how about just providing one qualified source?
Didn’t you say you’re a teacher, or that you will be soon? Doesn’t that mean you went to college? And wouldn’t that suggest that you had to write an academic research paper at some point? I don’t understand why this is so hard for you.
Wait, so is Anniee suggesting that she performed the task she was hired to do, lowering the bottom line by redirecting patients to other hospitals?
It’s not like she threw them out on the street without medical care…
I don’t see the problem. She made the hospital run more cost effectively and lowered the burden on the patients by directing them to other hospitals where the care was more affordable… The other effect is that the dollar amount available for charity care at the less expensive hospitals would stretch further, because they would bill less dollars-per-patient than the most expensive hospital would. Why is that bad? It sounds like she did her job, and did it well.
If she had directed all the poor/uninsured patients from the less expensive hospitals to her more expensive hospital you would be up in arms about ‘free cadillac health care’ for the poor, socialist whargarble etc. etc.
Nothing she could have done would have pleased you…
WTF, did you even READ my last post?
I’ve made no points on the topic.
Merely thanked Maxwell for the lib bit, because I like libs of all shapes and kinds. They’re funny.
Stop dragging me into shit, please.
If MO’s $300,000 job was so important why did they eliminate the position in January when she became first lady?
You see the point of all this, what we’re mocking you for is that these poor, lower income families were referred to hospitals they could afford. These people were coming into the emergency room of a very big, top dollar hospital, those bills can cripple and decimate lower income families. Emergency room visits alone at any hospital cost out the ying-yang. That program is established not to “dump” as you like to call it, but to redirect people to health-care facilities that wouldn’t break the backs of these families.
You demonize this project like you do anything you dont agree with, you place a macabre catchphrase along with whatever topic you don’t like and then speak on a topic like you know something about it.
In truth, you don’t know anything about this project, the only thing you saw was the Obama name stamped on something that could easily be painted as negligence when in REALITY, its frugality on the patient’s behalf.
Wrong, Maxwell. “The hospital has non-profit status and receives lucrative tax breaks in exchange for providing charity care. Yet, it spent a measly $10 million on charity care for the poor in fiscal 2007 when Mrs. Obama was employed there—1.3 percent of its total hospital expenses, according to an analysis performed for The Washington Post by the non-partisan Center for Tax and Budget Accountability. The figure is below the 2.1 percent average for nonprofit hospitals in surrounding Cook County.”
And that, my friend, is where you do err.
I would definitely like to see more of their budget go towards charity especially if they’re below the standard, but
now you’re just throwing straws out there. Their charity givings have nothing to do with a program made to help people save money on medical care.
Which was my point all along…
Yeah. How about a credible link? This is a tabloid newspaper.
Chicago Sun Times: purchased by Rupert Murdoch in 1984, then sold to Hollinger International under control of Conrad Black, who was indicted for skimming money from Hollinger. Hollinger changes its name to Sun Times Media Group, but Black still maintains a 34% ownership through his Ravelston Corporation Limited.
You could save yourself a lot of time and righteous indignation if you actually qualified what you read instead of just looking for material which supports what you already think. You could save the rest of us a lot of time too.
With a link to the Washington ComPost right below – from the “scholar” who thinks NPR isn’t biased. I’m not playing THIS game with you, little girl. Go play fetch with some other doggie; I ain’t it.
That one was no better.
Are you aware that these days, newspapers aren’t generally accepted as credible sources due to corporate conglomeration?
Once again… “non-urgent complaints. The visits were costly to the hospital, and many of the patients,”
Right there in the first sentence.
These “schemes” and “campaigns” are whats called networking… otherwise known as web of people acquainted with other people to achieve a greater common goal. It can get pretty tangled…. if you’re a good networker.
Wrong again, Maxwell. The surrounding hospitals were forced to take up slack and provide more charity care than they could afford. Many patients, such as Dontae Adams, were harmed. Poor people can’t afford any hospital – that’s what charity care is FOR, and this hospital shirked it’s duty as a non-profit. Spin this all you like, it is what it is.
And I don’t think having your LIP BITTEN OFF BY A PIT BULL qualifies as a NON-EMERGENCY, you cretin. Dontae had to wait six hours and ride a bus across town because all U of C would give him was a BAND-AID and a TYLENOL. His lip was stitched back on elsewhere. If you don’t understand that that is patient-dumping, stop wasting my f*cking time with your inanity.
Pfft. I’ve had my lip bitten off by various animals, including dogs, DOZENS of times.
I just burninate them and take my lips back.
Since I’m TROGDOOOOOR.
And the previous comment ladies and gentlemen is what’s called “poking the troll”
You see you lay enough logic on the line and they start to froth up and lash out.
You have two choices from this point on ladies and gentlemen: 1) You can sit here all day and refute their spin, because the cycle can, and oftentimes will last forever. Or 2)You can simply just sit back and let the troll take its blood pressure medication, otherwise… it’ll never go away.
Unfortunately Maxwell doesn’t have a clue what Charity Care from hospitals actually is, so he is incapable of conducting this conversation with any intelligence and is now busy making a laughingstock of only himself. He thinks – well I don’t know what he thinks it is, but he is completely unaware that that’s where the bills for poor people go when they are treated in the hospital. This hospital was completely remiss in its duty – though they get lucrative tax breaks for being a non-profit, they refused to provide the same level of charity care to their patients – including urgent ones – dumping the burden off to other nearby hospitals, who have complained about the dumping now so much that it investigations of the whole scheme are being called for by Illinois representatives. And Axelrod is all over the thing, which doesn’t look good either. No, Max, you failed in your objective this time. You picked the wrong topic – one which actually happened and is exactly what it looks like it is. And likely worse. The numbers are damning enough on their own, much less the horror stories. But thanks for the laugh on the charity care thing – that was actually really funny how you responded to that one
(“Charitable giving” having “nothing to do” with the patient dumping – lol)
What you fail to realize is that this type of thing happens at hospitals all the time, everywhere. The only reason you’re so frothy about THIS one, is that the head is someone you’d LOVE to lay the blame on. Michelle Obama had as much to do with that patient being moved as she did with him coming in. She didn’t sign the transfer herself, it was more than likely the Chief of Medicine.
And if she did, Id like to see that for myself.
Point being, she started a program with a genuine attempt to lessen the burden of the unfortunate. Like I said this is not a program that’s confined to just the Chicago area it happens everywhere, that doesn’t make it right, but it also doesn’t give you the right to lay the blame on someone who’s peripherally involved. When someone kills another person in a car crash, you don’t blame the maker of the car, you blame the person driving it.
Michelle might have hired a driver a two that committed vehicular homicide in the hospital world, but she can not be personally held responsible when she hired the individuals under the trust that they would do the best job THEY could do. They failed, and gave you the perfect excuse to vent and flame. End of story.
So because it happens all over makes it all right for Obama to start a program to do it…nice logic.
She started a program to improve the bottom line by turning away the poor and uninsured (whose bills would normally be covered by charity care, which is why the hospital gets tax breaks and non-profit status) and she pulled down a hell of a plump salary because she *did* improve the bottom line and give away far less of that tax money to the poorer patients than all the other hospitals. No matter how you slice it, it’s ugly. Like Obama herself.
“So because it happens all over makes it all right for Obama to start a program to do it…nice logic.”
Anniee, slow down, take your meds and read what I typed. Just like the rest of all your arguments, you clip off the last half of the sentences that would invalidate your points. I clearly stated my views on how it happens everywhere. Read the rest of it and let it absorb.
I’m going no further until you begin to read what is being written and actually form an opinion based upon the facts, not what your perceive to be fact.
I have no intention of re-reading anything; it was a waste of time in the first place. I **almost** just said there’s 45 seconds of my life I’ll never get back, but then I thought of the first line and it was better.
And that particular line was very funny to me – I knew it would piss you off, and so it did. Who’s poking who?
It didn’t piss me off that you couldn’t read at a 6th grade level, but it did give me an insight as to why you’re so angry.
Dude, that doesn’t even make SENSE. Now you’re just making shit up, and frankly I have work to do.
By the way – when you start writing at a 6th grade level, maybe we can start talking about it.
Yeah, this isn’t a credible source either. I’m not going to summarize why this time though, you can look it up yourself.
I like how Suicide_blonde asked for a source, Anniee cites two, yet they’re not up to suicide’s standards. How convenient. It wasn’t exactly the Weekly World News. Yet Suicide still goes one step further, and disqualifies all newspapers as credible sources. Which leaves … well … TV, the Internet, and Radio. TV is completely ratings-driven, ruining its credibility. The Internet is typically just a re-hash of what is reported elsewhere. and outside of NPR, there’s not much good news radio anymore.
game. set. match — Anniee wins!
They have a duty, Eric. If Naqamel, just once, took it easy and said something actually positive, the universe would implode.
So tossing a bagful in the river means …
Oh dear.
But seriously. I’ve seen one or two posts from you that actually had some content, so I know that you’re not just daft. Therefore I must ask (out of curiousity):
You wrote this, so you must have had a purpose with communicating that sentence. What was it?
But holy crap I am excellent and not getting responses. I tried to count unanswered posts since I returned from my AWOLness, and I found that about 90% of my posts just end up being thread killers.
Are my comments really so fornicating useless they can kill anything?
Danbala, sexy is ALWAYS right.
It stops being sexy when it’s left… (outta sight, outta mind, and such.)
IMO it was something like they’re alluding to in the poster I linked earlier. Link again for convenience. It’s a semi-serious joke but I’d say that’s what WTF is talking about. Probably. Just like someone like Coulter will note that the right has all the “real men” or “manly men” and others will note that conservatives have all the guns – just hyperbole about observations that are semi-true.
“excellent at”
No. They’re just irrefutable.
Hard to respond with any semblence of sense when you’ve been PWND!
That’s about the size of it.
That’s very flattering. But from a hairy sexy troll. I am getting mixed emotions and am being teh confoozled!
;p
Thanks for the reassuring comment, though.
must… refrain… from… trollery…
HEEHEE! Size… :angel:
I suspect that I often end up writing things so diplomatically, even rather poignant messages get lost because everyone else is yelling “FVCKTARDS”. ;p
*cackle*
OK, so that did make perfect sense, but my spideyman senses are tingling so there must be something that ain’t exactly the answer to my question. ;p
Flattery =/= falsehood.
Thunderstorm?
Hurricane?
::grabs BIG umbrella::
Whatever form it’d take, we can be sure some of it’d end up in our eyes, it’d sting like hell, and we’d have read eyes for at least a coupld of days after…
hee hee, keep digging
They have a duty, Eric. If Naqamel, just once, took it easy and said something actually positive, the universe would implode.
Something positive, huh? OK, try this:
The Next President of the United States will be Sarah Palin.
See? No boom.
You were supposed to say something positive!
lol @ paws
Take it easy AND says something positive.
Saying something political does not constitute that you’re saying something positive.
So the Aztecs were right….
Could be, Naqamel. If only!
Ha! That was actually funny!
Simply to drive you crazy with the possibilities….Mu Hah Hah!
wtf is a token wife
Not to mention when your husband gets elected senator your salary triples…then you invent patient-dumping schemes and they go through the roof. She’s as corrupt and moreso than Hillary, and that is some hell of a feat.
These couples who play leapfrog to the top are the worst of the worst.
I seriously doubt that was Michelle’s intention…
And don’t forget that she didnt get the position until ole barry became a state senator