Comments on: CRISIS MANAGMENT

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:39:18 +0000

Even so, I’ll still take doing crisis management in a real crisis over spelling it correctly. It just might save my life one day.

By: L

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:49:20 +0000

at least those douches who went to business school would be able to spell “management” correctly

By: oscar

oscar — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:09:46 +0000

spell fail. I can’t believe nobody saw it. “management” not “managment”.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:43:16 +0000

Jane, all this talk of stalker trolls is making me miss the pre election days that I got to duke it out with Evil Pundit on a several times daily basis. Whatever happened to him? *Looks suspiciously at Igor*

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:39:44 +0000

you know what, the heck with that. not taking the chance, I just saw the link takes me to youtube. Nice try though.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:37:59 +0000

Okay i’m clicking the link, but this had better not be an attempt at rick rolling me.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:20:55 +0000

*inserts generic comforting “worth it” platitude here*

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:34:02 +0000

Jane, you’re mistaken.
The infection must be controlled.
They have to die.
ALL OF THEM.
-BURNINATE MORE PEASANT TROLLS!-

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:32:42 +0000

No need to drag them Tyler. Their sad and pathetic lives aren’t complete unless they are finding YOU on the internet and trying (and failing) to write witty and clever insults. They just end up looking moronic and immature and the best part is you’re already there to enjoy the show.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:26:16 +0000

Oh, is he like a pet that you drag around by the neck and giggle and show him off as he slowly chokes to death, but the only thing he’s choking on is his own stupidity?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:23:16 +0000

It’s your very first stalker troll, Tyler! I remember when I had my own stalker troll…

Course then he turned out to be MegaTroll and he stopped stalking me in favor of Uncle Fester. *sigh*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:19:45 +0000

Today’s unpleasant mental images are tomorrow’s fetishes. Have fun with that one Kurt.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:17:51 +0000

I am sorry Eds, I’ve had oodles and oodles of homework to do. I’ve had brief moments of getting my head above water and then right back to it. *sigh*

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:14:52 +0000

Want to know what else you should admire about me, Kurt?
Linky.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:12:52 +0000

Trust me, Kurt.
The pile grows every day by my hand.
Or my mouth.
But let’s go with hand cause that’s slightly less dirty.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:10:18 +0000

I admire your optimism

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:09:02 +0000

Isn’t Idiot troll redundant? OR perhaps simply a classification of troll. For example, you have idiot trolls, stubborn trolls, rude trolls, bigot trolls and many other troll categories. My personal favorite category being burninated trolls, there really do need to be more of them.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:08:39 +0000

Oh, it won’t work, but it will expose him for the ass he’s being and will give him a good example.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:05:09 +0000

If you think that’s going to work, you haven’t spent enough time on PK

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:03:56 +0000

VERY long tongue?

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:02:25 +0000

That’s just not right.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:59:54 +0000

Except for with intelligent, reasoned debate.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:57:49 +0000

Careful Igor, next he’s going to come out with the “I know you are but what am I” retort, and there’s no countering that one.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:54:10 +0000

The words “Fill the dragon void” fill me with very unpleasant mental images.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:52:13 +0000

No Eric, he obviously landed. Duh.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:50:28 +0000

Greed gets you the coolest stuff.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:48:11 +0000

Jane is making her favorite, if her favorite is a phone call to papa johns that is.

By: schooly

schooly — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:16:44 +0000

If you use the term “douche,” you’re being inaccurate. That’s something that cleans and freshens. I think you mean “foreskin pustule.”

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:01:23 +0000

*blushes*
*hides newest semester schedule*
*sheepishly toes the dirt*
Business Degrees aren’t all THAT bad….

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:59:45 +0000

To know Lloyd Dobler is to love Lloyd Dobler.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:58:03 +0000

Please to unstick your M key. kthanxbai!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:22:49 +0000

I’m not married! Am I PK’s housewife? I don’t remember signing up for this…

By: Kahlest

Kahlest — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:38:57 +0000

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NOT, pick up a news paper once in a while or hey better yet actually watch the news

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:10:47 +0000

I enjoy the job, but not the soul sucking. I feel it hurts my warm fuzzies.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:51:42 +0000

Wow. Funny bone transplant, STAT!

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:47:02 +0000

Did Deep Thought say anything funny?

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:41:44 +0000

Jane you boviously haven’t read your housewife’s guide… I’m sooo disappointed in you…..

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:13:39 +0000

BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMY GO!

By: Clay Dowling

Clay Dowling — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:02:16 +0000

When the squirrel hits the fan, the cats will be on him like dead on Elvis. No real drama after that, other than scooting the cats outside with their prize.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:41:46 +0000

You are an idiot troll aren’t you?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:41:17 +0000

Oh, look, the troll is talking to himself again.
Because he doesn’t have anything to contribute and has to insult anonymously with subtle little remarks to make himself feel less crazy.

By: Touretts

Touretts — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:20:16 +0000

you have no one at home to talk to, do you?

By: Touretts

Touretts — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:17:49 +0000

Yes- we’ve noticed that you never stop….

By: echani

echani — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:01:39 +0000

Oh give me a break with this HUDSON landing thingie

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:08:12 +0000

That makes three of us. Eric, we found out tonight that BT was actually Grimmiekins in disguise.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:06:35 +0000

How else would you lick a baby that hasn’t been borneded? It’s still in her tummy. I dunno. I don’t know what I’m doing half the time and I don’t even use alcohol/drugs.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:03:34 +0000

“none if” was a very strange shortening of ” none of it”. :p

By: Danbala

Danbala — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:02:31 +0000

In a way – everything that happened at my job (where I am currently not working due to that pesky financial crisis) was an emergency, in that for such a small company, every little unhandled glitch could cost us a customer and every customer was vital.

But none if was any form of important emergency as far as people surviving mattered, only in little trivial bits like “trying to ensure we can keep our jobs”. ;p

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:02:09 +0000

So why the fvck did you use the word stillborn? Honestly.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 05:59:45 +0000

I’ve got something in common with bitter troll.