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holy shit is it my turn?
Besides, it’s a fail because this guy has the worst job ever.
I mean, just read how bad he’s got it!!
*Pointing at her bum* – and still they complain!
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Thanks for that, pretty damn funny..
Lol, “The topics here are money, fame and lettuce.” He’s bored.
Win
Wow, that guy is REALLY stupid!
Of all the lols that were truly funny, why in the hell was this one posted? That’s it, I give up.. I vote and vote and yet the one’s that are truly funny go nowhere.
Some people need to LURK MOAR before submitting LOLs. This is an old photo and yet someone thought they were an original thinker?
As I’m sure you’re well aware, there are a few plagiarist posters that couldn’t sh!t an original thought around here if their lives depended on it.
I had one that made it to the front page, the only one actually, ‘Worst Job Interview Ever’ and two weeks later saw it in voting by an unknown captioner… It would have really pissed me off if it had made it onto the front page instead of mine.
I know one of the worst offenders, but I’m not going to post their name. I’m sure there are some out there that know who I mean.
Leave a message on my wall, Eddie?
But, I don’t have any spray paint!
-Sighs at oldness-
I don’t know why they call them walls, but send me a message of the person on the ICHC system.
*sighs at youngness* Eds is aware of the message format. He’s having a funny at your expense.
*shakes his head*
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Thanks froo, I don’t think I have the energy to tell Ty-gore that I was just having a dig at him..
I knew you were. However, I thought you were also having a dig at whoever thought to call them “walls”
I love when fourth grade girls come to talk to me when I’m on playground duty and they tell me they’re “going out” with another boy in their class so that I can follow up with, “Oh, really? Where are you going? The swingset? The slides?” and they give you that adults are the stupidest ever look. Good times.
Oh, now that’s just mean. You’re supposed to tell ‘em they don’t need no damned man and that girls are wayyyy more sexy.
And that sex is only good if it’s in public.
Given the rash of teachers being fired of sexually explicit stuff, that could be very dangerous to her career.
True.
But it would be awesome if she was the only teacher in America and she managed to tell all girls to follow guys’ every fantasy.
Misogynistic arsehole
Yeah… Tyler I’m pretty much a feminist. I’m more likely to tell them they don’t need a man and to focus on their career first. It’d sound something like this, “I mean, look at Bobby out there on the soccer field every day. He’s not going to make pro. Stick with him girlie and you’ll end up with five kids and live in a trailer. Dump him and go to college.”
Gah! You’re being inconsistent again. First you tell me to tell them they don’t need a man and then you want me to teach them to be male fantasies!
LOL, Jane, when I was typing, midway, I was going to stop at don’t need a man, but I decided to annoy you instead.
You kids these days and your newfangled ADD! Get off Eddie’s lawn before I box your ears!
As I’m sure you’re well aware, there are a few plagiarist posters that couldn’t sh!t an original thought around here if their lives depended on it.
huzzah!
DEJA VU HEAD MELT! [link'd for your convenience]
Even by todays standards, that is awesome special effects. Thanks for that!
As I’m sure you’re well aware, there are a few plagiarist posters that couldn’t sh!t an original thought around here if their lives depended on it.
Doctors recommend shitting out original thoughts at least once a week.
Ouch, it hurts my brain.
Take a laxative.
Eddie, I’m sorry I can’t comment to you under your comment on the Cronkite LOL, but my work computer is acting funny and wont’ let me respond to or read LOLs longer than 350 comments *sigh*
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Anyway, you were talking about Hanoi Jane. The most disgusting thing in my mind out of all the things she did was having a meal while seated on top of the cages that the American POWs were being held in. She’s a sick, sick individual, and should be held accountable for treasonous actions. Or at the very least, be made to grovel at the feet of every Vietnam veteran still alive, and at the graves of those who gave their lives.
And to this day she still hasn’t apologized. Not that I would accept it anyway. I find it despicable when someone says, “I’d just soon spit on their grave.” In Jane’s case, I would put that sentiment aside.
Spitting, dancing, and a little urine would do that grave some good.
SNAP!
I suspect the lack of apology might have to do with the fact that most humans can’t hold shame in their brain very long. They delete those experiences where they realize that they’ve done wrong. The fact that folks do re-write their memories HAS been scientifically proven.
I’ve personally witnessed a friend who obviously deleted from her memory banks having intentionally hung up on a friend (I overheard it)…and keeps wondering to me why that person is now a former friend.
Oh, VG, that’s when my mercy comes into play. You see, I know there are millions of wrongs done every day, and people, in general, cannot stand their own guilt and are completely self-pitying. So, to keep our species alive, I freeze time at night, and while everyone is asleep, stick my big, scaly neck in their window and breathe very gently into their ear…. Thus burninating the bad parts away!
(Hey, at least it’s a valid explanation for why people today are so damn STUPID, right?)
Well, with Miss Hanoi Jane, you just go ahead and visit a little extra fire on her treasonous pointy head.
Could you visit my head Igor? I still can recall every damned stupid thing I did, back to my birthday party in 2nd grade!
Me too! At odd times I’ll hear a song or see something and it’ll remind me of something extremely stupid I’ve done and I feel icky and horrible for a while.
Meh. That’s your problem, not mine. Music is good for the brain-that’s the problem. Revives the bad memories.
Me too. I feel shame over the stupidest things from my childhood. Scars me to this day, it does.
Oh, I’m SURE Iggler would LOVE a HEAD visit with you lovely ladies.
I know. It was tough for me to keep it mature there.
*grabs Iggler’s cheeks*
Don’t you say that. Don’t you ever say that. Stay immature. Stay immature as long as you can! For the love of God, cherish it! You have to cherish it!
-Giggles and rolls around, singing that he doesn’t want to grow up and he can crow like a bird, caw caw-
It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole!
Stop looking at me, Swan!
VG, yes, I would agree. But, when you are constantly reminded of your transgressions and there is news footage as proof, it’s pretty hard to live in denial. Her lack of any response to her treasonous ways is only more telling of her character flaw. She is not worthy of 1/10000000 of the respect and adulation Hollyweird has bestowed upon her.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt. We had a college kid who did a home pregnancy test, came out negative–because it was after 3 months. So she can’t be, right? And she thought she was having appendicitis after a sports match some months later. The appendix was an 9 pound boy. I can sort of see it in a 15 or 16 year old, but 19? Denial is AMAZING!
Is it the same one who allowed someone to beat around her bush?
“most humans can’t hold shame in their brain very long”
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Oh, how I wish that were true! I can’t remember my sister’s phone number, but I can remember every shameful, embarrassing, stupid thing I’ve ever done, going all the way back to forgetting my lines in the second-grade Easter pageant. I think it’s some kind of protective device that keeps us from repeating the same mistake, kind of like once you get sick on a particular food, you can’t stand even the thought of it.
Wow, she did that? I never knew, that just makes me ill.
Oh, that’s not even the half of it. She even managed to visit American POW’s in N. Vietnam, then turn around and basically called them war criminals and liars. Fscking wench.. I would love to see the line of Vets lined up to pay their last respects when she finally carks it. You probably won’t be able to see the casket through the spit.
You mean “downrange target holder” is a real MOS in the NK army?
BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!
Angry unrelated rant:
Would you let your 8 and 6 year old children be babysat by your 17-year-old sister? My mother is supposed to watch my kids overnight Thursday, but she’s suddenly leaving town and is mad because I don’t want my 17-year-old sister to do it.
Well, if you’d wanted to have your sister do it and asked her it’d be different. But if you’d already made arrangements with your mother and she bailed I think I’d be ticked too. I’m assuming there’s a reason you don’t want your sister doing it.
She’s 17. She lets them do whatever they want, including staying up half the night. And she isn’t known for having a very cool head in emergency situations.
OFF WITH HER HEAD!
-FLAME ON!-
Oh, and my creepy 29-year-old brother is there, and I don’t trust him any further than I can throw him.
Yeah. Never trust those younger brothers.
Bastards.
Which, naturally, begs the question:
FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD WHY???
Have you explained to your mother why you don’t want her watching your kids? I’m guessing your mom doesn’t let them run wild and stay up half the night, so why would she think it’s okay for your sister to do it? Do you have any friends close by who could watch them instead.
Oh yes, and my mother is absolutely livid with me. We trust my sister for short periods of time with the kids, but a 24 hour stretch would be, well, a stretch. We’re just not comfortable with her having the kids unsupervised for that long. Unfortunately this has created a huge amount of drama as apparently my sister’s feelings have been crushed, and we have to scramble to find alternate arrangements. It was never meant personally. We’re that paranoid about everyone, except our mothers pretty much. Hopefully my MIL will be able to take them, but she’s usually got her hands full too.
I think that’s very much a “depends on the kid” call, and it sounds like you aren’t comfortable with your sister’s level of maturity. Which, it’s too bad she’s a flake, because in general I’d say a 17 year old should easily be able to handle an 8 and 6 year old overnight. Hell, when I was her age I used to sit for a lady who had 2 and 4 year old sets of twins! (Started babysitting when I was 13, got my Red Cross babysitter certification and first aid and all!) Of course, I never had a sitter after I was 10. We had a kitchen fire while I had a sitter and she panicked and I put it out. After that, my parents figured it was a waste of money.
FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! FIRE!!
No, seriously, you’re right. I had a kid of my own when I was 17.
I’ve been taking care of my girl her whole life.
Yeah, actually I’d be concerned that a 17 year old didn’t have it together enough to take care of a kid, when they’re about to be old enough to be considered an adult and take care of themselves….
Wait, did Eric say his 29-year-old brother still lives at home?
Which is why I asked FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY??!!??
He’s ignoring me because I wanna make pron with his sister
I don’t know, if she doesn’t have a cool head in emergency situations that could be a bad idea…
That’s what fluffers are for
Well, I think it was more that he was creepy. Living at home that old happens sometimes, especially in the current economy.
Yeeeaaah….but putting it together with “creepy” I’m not getting a sense that he’s just completed his doctoral thesis and is trying to get a good position somewhere, you know?
I’m getting more the sense that when he moves out it’s going something like this:
{http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=2683}
For the fail! I wanna see his personal ad, too
He should hook up with this dude!
Grrr. PK is trying to eat my link…as usual….try again:
Or this dude: {http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=2442}
Yeah, good old Donkey!
HEE HEE ROFLMAO!
Here’s an amazing one I HAD to post in its entirety (it was emailed to me awhile back) that epitomizes desperation…
To the woman that crapped in my car. (NE Portland)
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Stout
P.S. – If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early. Touché.
Oh. WOW. ROFL!
Incidentally, if you want to embed links, here’s the coding. Just remove the spaces before and after the “=” sing
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heh. Try this again.
Incidentally, if you want to embed links, here’s the coding. Just remove the spaces indicated.
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ROFL!
Instructional link included. I suck at sucking.
Like ?this?
Yay, success!
I’m not sure what’s more creepy about that link: The fact that someone’s selling a child mannequoin, or that it’s missing two fingers
By the by, good work! That code is easy to remember (when I’m sober, mind you) and always makes it past the filtration system. It’s a little more work, but totally worth in
See, I thought the person seeking to have a kid with a random person for the tax break was worse than the mannequin….
Yeah, but that’s pretty straightforward stupid, so my head just takes it to “meh.”
Now the mannequin… *pokes out mind’s eye*
He’s divorced and jobless.
Is she hot?
I think I need to know that more than YOU do.
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So, Eric, is she hot?
17′s legal. Get in line, squirt.
SO…. is she hawt hot, or meh?
I LOVES to sit on the babies…
It may be legal, Deep, but that doesn’t make it alright to sleep with a 17 year old.
Morals? Liberals don’t need no stinking morals?
What other advantgage is there?
-Sighs-
I know you like sloppy seconds anyway.
We’ve already established your “thirsty thirds” fetish.
No, I’m more of a fistless first fan.
Viva Viagra!
Sooooo….. is she into oldies?
DT, Igor, Bob, I think I’m gonna throw up now.
Thought of sharing makes you nauseated, huh.
*offers pepto… runs in a zigzag formation*
Stay away from my sister, ass!
But… is she hot?
Hooray! No more rigor mortis lol face!!!
Not particularly.
So you’re checking her out for yourself, then?
*calls priest for last rites*
*loads shotgun*
For that one, you die.
For an hour or two, maybe, while going grocery shopping. Not more than that. :p
That was supposed to be “grocery shopping or similar”. Bah. My fingers, they no love me. They censor my thoughts! :/
It depends on the babysitter in question, whatever her age. I have nieces and nephews around the age of 17 who seem like pretty sensible kids — much more sensible than I was at that age (not that that’s saying much). I have other acquaintances twice that age and more who I wouldn’t trust with a burnt-out match, let alone the safety of children, because they’re… what’s the kindest word I can think of to describe them?… dipsh!ts. Also, I get the feeling that this isn’t the first time your mother has promised to do something, and then bugged out at the last minute, amirite?
I don’t think he is a North Korean soldier. Signs in the background are written in Chinese, not Korean. I think he is a PLA soldier.
Eric is right, another fail for the subby. Not only is it Chinese behind him, he’s wearing a PLA uniform.
Seriously.
what the hell is your problem my little sister came up with that and she really thought it would be funny she has down syndrome and was really hurt when she read these
wow its obvious that hes a boy scout cant u guys see?
uhh, that’s a boy scout, not a soldier, look at his clothes.
I’m trying, believe me I’m trying..
SERENITY NOW!!!
(If it wasn’t for George Costanza’s parents, I’d never have kept watching Seinfeld long enough to start enjoying it.)
FESTIVUS! Total win!
Total!