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For the love of FSM, WHY???
Hey! I remember seeing this in moderation!
…And I also remember voting it down.
We know know why we’re getting such shittly lols… ICHC seepage.
*shakes fist*
GTFO Eddie’s PK lawn!
*blinks* And HOW the HELL does it have 4 Lincoln heads?
I smell a conspiracy !
I’ve never seen something go below 4/5 rating on this site (or any sister sites)
No matter how crappy they are.
…
Also they are trying to cross-sell lolcats to us cause no one would visit that site anymore.
I’ve seen PLENTY of 3.5′s on PK.
I believe there is one on the front page.
bitter troll think it left wing libera plot to destroy PK
maybe right wing plot to invade PK
might be terrorist plot to blow up PK
not troll plot, cause every1 knows us trolls no read
Grimmie, how did you like my post near the bottom?
Yes, Grimmiekins.
I still know it was you.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
next you tell peples batman=bruce wayne
wha? bout life complete? donno cant check youtubes @work
Igor knows what you did last…AAAAGGGHHH!!!!!
NOTE: Eric’s brain exploded to prevent the entire joke from being typed. You’re welcome.
Yeah! This is just BS!
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Oh, and lawn privileges granted, DT.. so I know have Jane, Shortright, and DT guarding the lawn and Ty-gore flying around the fringes..
know=now
I can has lawn privileges too?
Grant me lawn privileges and I shall fortify it with mighty igloos!
IIIIIGGLOOOOOS! -runs smack into an igloo-
AWESOME! IT’S LIKE HUTS FOR PENGUIN PEOPLE!
Someone’s been taking a little too much ecstasy….
Although I have no idea what a penguin person is, I say, tally-ho and HUZZAH (I wish that was a palindrome) for igloos and the MADNESS that they bring upon us pundit kitcheners (chefs?)
Iggy, I’ll give you 48 hours.. use it wisely, but stay out of the house… seriously, don’t go in there.
So… If I’m wearing my hoverboots when I come over, am I technically ON your lawn?
No, but you’ll just be burninated out of the sky.
I’m the only flying giant thingy on PK, damnit!
At 6 feet even and 195 lbs. I’m hardly giant. So you’re patent still holds true!
your patent*
I should stop paying so much attention to work and more towards, PK… sheesh.
Max… I’m the same height and only 20lbs less than you.
This is a problem.
When I’m not being a dragon, that is.
I’m 7 inches shorter and 25 pounds more than you, Igor. Now THAT’S a problem.
You’re a skinny trad at that height and weight, LOL.
My point exactly. Im soccer player too, so all that weight is in my legs.
Same problem, less height and weight though. I carry tree trunks everywhere I go.
Where have you been?
Don’t worry, it doesn’t diminish your evil in the slightest.
Anyone who denies the evil will get kicked with ENERGY LEGS!!!
bitter troll touched my his noodly appendage
FSM + H2G2 Win!!
Go deep thought. You win my nerdlove
Also the more crappy lols we see come through here the more i think this is a social experiment, kind of like milgram… (linky)
Merkel is looking particularly rapt. Note the hands.
She’s praying for GWB to give her another shoulder rub.
Lol. Or maybe that he NEVER giver her another shoulder rub!
In be… with a pen…
*dies*
I kind of liked this lol. Does that make me really shallow? Or just ruled by my cats…?
I liked it too. It may be short on political commentary, but it’s long on silliness. Which amounts to a breath of fresh air on this site.
I thought it was okay, but that’s because I’ve always had a soft spot for the LOLcats.
WTF?
Who let the lolcat people in?
Worse, who voted for this garbage?
The lolcat people. You answered your own question.
Well for fvck’s sake! I don’t go over there and vote on their lols, now do I?
No… but we could refuse to change the litter in their boxes! THAT’LL SHOW EM!
No, Jane, but that’s because you have at least some semblance of common courtesy.
The LOLcat guys are everywhere, especially graphjam, where the nerdiest of us are- people get REALLY sick of it there.
LOLcat voters= lack common decency especially when they know nothing about politics or recent jokes.
PK voters= speak English.
we should invade the LOLcats forums and pillage thems good!
No way, dude. All they have there are kitty treats and balls of yarn.
And we wouldn’t get far before we were poisoned by the cute.
I have this horrible feeling that the LOLcat people actually write and talk like that IRL.
“I can has cheeseburger and fries?”
“Are you an idiot?”
“Oh noes! The Ceiling Cat will smite you! Oh Em Gee!!!”
YES. ERIC. YOU WIN THE INTERNETS.
*blushes* I sometimes refer to food as noms. But only in a joking manner with my friends, I swearz!
nom isn’t exactly lolspeak, though. It’s more of a sound effect.
In Soviet Russia Ceiling Cat revere you!
NO! NO YOU FOOL! The nuclear vessels were programmed to launch at the sound of the obvious joke being added! We are all doomed, DOOMED!
*Ahem* I’d like to present to the board the possibility of a Godwin’s-type-law, but with the “In Soviet Russia blank blanks YOU!” Russian Reversal gag. Smirnoff’s Law, perhaps? Any ideas?
I’ve got a suggestion – rinse the sand out.
since i’ve used that twice today I’ll go ahead and vote yes on your suggestion
*ahem* Nuclear WESSELS.
That’s not funny.
“He’s a Ruskie”
“Well No sh*t he’s a Ruskie, but he’s a retard or something!”
No. It IS FUNNY Froo, and charro, that’s totally what I thought when I started typing it, but I thought some humorless meanie would make fun of me (just kidding Froo) and I wanted to be taken semi-seriously.
Actually, Igloo, I accidentally left out the “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!” at the beginning of that to complete the joke. I failed. *is ashamed*
Charro, listening to Chekov butcher “W’s” and the English language at large was one of the major highlights of “Star Trek” for me, hehehe. Especially when he was trying to enter his authorization code, and the computer kept telling him it didn’t recognize it.
Ever watch the original series? Koenig was pretty bad too
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bitter troll wants to hear new chekov talk bout wessels with sylerspock
I do remember watching him in the series. Classic!!
That was funny! I didn’t know that it was filmed with non-actors. Similar to the end of Pirates of the Carribean 2: the actors had no idea who was coming down the stairs and they kept the take. That Star Trek movie was my favorite out of all of them (at least the ones I’ve seen-haven’t seen the last few). My favorite version of Star Trek was the original.
I still haven’t seen that movie. *sobs quietly*
Le gasp. Whatever you are doing now STOP. Go. Buy. A. Ticket!!!
I have one thing to say about that movie: Handrails. Why can’t the bad guys EVER put handrails on their Fortresses of Doom? Does this not seem like a serious OSHA violation to anyone else???
“In Soviet Russia Ceiling Cat revere you!”
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In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can has you.
Our Ceiling Cat, who art in the tiles, hollow is the roof, ……
This is win!
New caption:
Obama arrives at the G2 summit…
On his pink unicorn.
pooping rainbows and skittles….
now thats dumping the “change” everyone “hoped” for
at first bitter troll thought obama well dressed homeless guy, kept going round asken everyone for change
LOL.
I love Skittles.
for me to poop on?
…with Neil Patrick Harris.
…. In an acid dream.
… In a land of tie-die and candy grass
*wakes up*
someone say something about boobies the size of watermelons?
I’d say mine are more the size of honeydew melons, actually. Perhaps a small seedless watermelon, if that’s what you’re fixated on.
Why thank you, Jane. We appreciate the contribution.
Um, we need pics to confirm this. If your breasts are not of regulation size or larger we will have to send the itty-bitty titty committee after you.
You can’t! My membership in the American Association of Ample Mammaries is up to date, I tell you!
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Do they have some sort of support group for the insecure ones, Jane? Is there some kind of members’ list?
You can’t have them if he’s already branded them, though.
But with my freeze ray…
i will stop…the world
I will find the time to find the words to…
Tell you how
How you make
Make me feel
What’s the phrase?
{http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf}
…
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
What?
Nobody?
That was random! And strangely funny in a ‘I can’t believe they’re really doing this’ kind of way.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure they were trying to convey that it’s hard to be taken seriously even on the internet when you can’t spell or use grammar correctly.
And that when you talk like that, the image of a caveman comes to mind. Probably because people wh tkla leik thysi are a less acceptable mate than a cave man/woman.
Great dramatic reading though, right?
Side note- YAY! Finally someone watched it!
OT I know, but does anyone know what’s up with all the Sarah Palin adds all over PK suddenly?
cause she pwetty
I’ve got ads for something called “RussianEuro.” WTF is that shit?
Mail order brides. I also get EVE online ads, even though I already have the game. And the SARAHPAC and Ann Coulter. And the Russian mail-order brides, too.
Russian brides are more tempting than Sarah Palin’s OR Ann Coulter’s website….that’s not saying much for those two.
I have some big tittied Elven hussy inviting me to play “discreetly” on my browser from work, home, or school. I don’t want to play discreetly you pointy eared harlot!
Oh, that one. Like, arnon or elvon or something? I thought about that game for about two seconds. Then realized that EVE online is the only good game that advertises on this site. The rest are somewhat like battleon . com.
In Russia, Ceiling Cat reveres you!
BAD RAINBOW LADY BAD. joke already done. bitter troll shake finger savagely and with out mercy at you. -shake shake shake……shake shake shake….shake that boooootay….shake that booooootaaaah
uh-huh uh-huh..that’s the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh uh-huh..
Except Angela Merkel’s German…
Well, that’s her own fault then.
Um … maybe there are people who don’t like to sit around and have off-topic conversations in comments sections. Maybe there are people who are sick of the bitterness that’s seen in too many of the “winners” on the main page every day. Maybe there are people who HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR who follow PK as well as lolCats.
Maybe. But I doubt it.
Or maybe LOLcats shouldn’t leak over into a political joke site. The jokes are supposed to be political, not Icanhashumanburger. I don’t like the potshots, but references to ceiling cat as a political joke is FAR too much of a stretch.
And maybe you suck. And maybe you need to stop being sick of trolls- they’ll never go away. If you want ICHC, go to ICHC. If you want PK, you can come to PK and look at jokes about politics.
And maybe there are people who don’t like to sit around and have off-topic discussions, but you’re not responding to anyone (evidently- by the lack of nest.) nor are you on-topic with the LOL, so I think you’re a bit of a gigantic hypocrite, buddy.
Off-topic: I just drew a smiley face on my mousepad.
Squiggly, did you know my mouse pad IS a giant smiley?
D: Oh no way, that’s awesome! Mine’s just gray and boring.
Yeah…. that’s waaaaaaaaay better than our “off-topic” conversations.
Ow that hurt to read.
Just posting it made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
KILL IT!
STOMP IT’S BRAINS OUT!
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can has YOU!
I like such types of breaking news….LOL….
In soviet Russia, news breaks YOU….not very populare…oh it hurt..it hurts
It features politicians, therefore it is appropriate to PK. Ceiling Cat mention doesn’t negate that. Besides, it was funny!
Why all the sulk-fits over ICHC people coming over here? Some of you sound like the internet equivalent of football hooligans- “You can’t be one of US if you’re one of THEM!” Geez. What’s next, a secret handshake? Honestly, I doubt the LOLcatters would care if you went over there and voted. That’s the point of the sites. It’s not rude unless you intentionally make it rude.
Well, it remains undetermined whether the brain damage caused by Lolspeak is permanent or transitory; so most of us prefer not to take chances!
Teh power of teh kittehs will possess you! Bwahaha! We can has world dominion!! And cheeseburgers!!
…Okay, I’ll stop now. I just couldn’t resist.
I don’t mind Lolspeak in moderation, but yeah, it does get to be a bit much on ICHC.
Teh power of teh kittehs will possess you! Bwahaha! We can has world dominion!! And cheeseburgers!!
…Okay, I’ll stop now. I just couldn’t resist.
I don’t mind Lolspeak in moderation, but yeah, it does get to be a bit much on ICHC.
Oops, sorry for the double post.