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yo ma man watsup!
WORD
He looks like Stephen Hawking.
Who doesn’t happen to look like the smartest person in the world, but he probably is smarter than Billy Gates here.
No Offense to Hawking or Gates.
That’s EXACTLY what I thought.
Brilliance is apparently very cool… in an odd way.
YO! Willy-G!!
LMAO, Willy-G XD
heheheee
YO! YO! Willy-G iz DOWN wif da Win-DOHZ like Ho-mer Simp-sohz!
…. it’s a work in progress…
he’s so gangsta
all those other homies be jealous….
word G, fo’ shizzle my nizzle …
It’s cloudy, I think it may drizzle.
I’m cooking, my burgers will sizzle.
This thread will probably fizzle.
Then I’ll hand you a drink with a swizzle.
…stick… in it…
It’s cool, I got it.
(I’d say combo breaker, but we were just about out of -izzle words anyway.)
It was a bit of a reach…
Yo, that sh!t was off tha heezy!
Gesundheit.
Danke.
Bitte.
This was shortly after he finished his recital of “White and Nerdy”
Lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar, you just need to right click it…..
[link'd if you don't get the joke]
LMAO!! Now that was funny and darned witty. (And no, didn’t need to click the link to get it).
HAHAHAAH! i was gonna click the link, until i remembered the song, then i clicked the link to see if i was right, HAHAH nice one.
Steven Jobs is nowhere near as cool.
[link'd to something fun]
To be cool like him, you gotta think differently.
How differently?
You need to name your company after a fruit.
Preferably one that the Beatles already used.
When I saw this I thought of Idiocracy when everyone is like, “but electrolytes are what plants crave”
I only got to watch the first 15 or 20 minutes of it, but I am DYING to watch the rest. I’m still laughing about “Teach you to come in here and not shut up!”
“but do you know what electrolytes ARE?”
“they’re……………………. what, plants……… crave.”
hahaha good stuff
Ha! I like this one
Me too. It’s one of the few that I actually remember voting “win” on.
Got to wonder what has him thinking? How is windows 7 going to work out or if window 8 already being in the works proposes a marketing problem.
I wish there was an epic fail button along with the epic win. Not for this one though. I voted win too.
Yeah, PK could use an epic fail, but ROFLrazzi *desperately* needs one. Get enough epic fails, and you get banned from ever writing another LOL. Ever.
Should we start a petition?
Yes, we should. And we should add “make LOLs funny” to said petition.
I’m baffled. Is this clever or funny? It’s the name of one of his products displaced by 45 degrees. BFD.
Or do I have to be familiar with the youth/ghetto slang that will be hip for the next 90 seconds in order to get it?
Yes, actually you would find it funnier.
Your lawn must get trampled a lot.
NOBODY comes onto my lawn without my say-so. And hip slang bored me even when I was young.
Nobody you can recall, that is.
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Deeply insightful, thank you.
Meh. It’s a prime example of our cultural dumbing-down. What are you gonna do.
It’s like ebonics for the masses..
And, since it dates back to the ’80s, it’s hardly timely.
W00T!!!!!!
The fact that you called it ‘youth/ghetto slang that will be hip for the next 90 seconds’ tells me that you cannot find the funneh. It would be harder than finding waldo.
And that’s freaking hard when penquins other small animals start wearing red and white striped shirts and hats. He should teach classes in urban camouflage.
Yeah, you’d think the giant human candy cane would stand out in a crowd. Not so.
testing…my post did not post (?)
Takes a while if you’re new.
not new…it never did post. Had a tiny url, does that kick it back?
It can.. best bet is put the link where it says Website right under your e-mail address.
PK’s a bit temperamental with me. If I put anything other than the website to my profile it eats the comment. I swear wherever Narnia is, a ton of the captain’s comments and socks are waiting.
Right now Prince Caspian is wondering WTF all this stuff is coming from.
Well he has the moves, but where’s all the bling?
The queen still has it all from that LOL a couple days ago.
He’s always been about the Benjamins, that’s for sure.
Meh. He wouldn’t bend over to pick up a bennie.
Did you know his face is actually on the 1 million “bill.”
Touché.
Apparently Bill Gates is not too proud to drive through KFC for some chicken though. A friend of mine once sold a bucket to him. The funniest part was that the change from his purchase was $6.66.
That’s great! LOL
I call him “Money” for short.
As I like to say, “Where there’s a will, let my name be on it.” Although, I’m guessing Billy Boy is going to give all of his to charity..
The Gates rug rats will have trust funds, I read, but not idiotic-spoiled-rich-brat-sized trust funds. Or so the parents are hoping. Apparently they don’t want Paris Hilton style adult children?
Sounds like my sister-in-law.. they have more money than common sense, but they haven’t brought their kids up to expect freebies.. If they want something, they have to work for it.
Then your brother and SiL must have some sense. Yay for them–much easier just to give in all of the time!
Yeah, I’m broke and I’m still kinda guilty of that.
Easy for me to advise, though, since cats don’t come to the store with me!
Mine don’t go either, but they must telepathically tell me what to buy..
I wish it was my brother, I’d have hopes for being in the will. Unfortunately it’s my wife’s sister..
As soon as my Mom was like ‘I’m pregnant’ to my Dad he ran to set up a college fund for me.
I also had to keep a 3.5 gpa (at a private school ) to earn my car at 16 and lots of chores. I REALLY hope I can be strict like that with my kids.
Don’t forget the missing giant clock hanging around his neck…I never did understand that fashion statement tho…
It just says “I have a giant clock.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m going to “l” for the way I read that…
Flav-a-flav always had trouble keeping track of the time. That giant clock was the only way he was ever punctual.
And the viking hat was to make him think he was plundering.
Because if he wasn’t running, he was always late.
The poor boy. What a shame.
Yo! Yo!
We got a Moe-nawp-aw-lee!
We gonna make you take windas!
And use internet explorah
And even though we got worms
You still adrore us!
We dis open office
cause if you woke up
You’d be using Linux
and we’d be F’d up!
WORD.
I’m really glad they have “See all captions ” now so I can actually see some funny ones…
They all looked ‘meh’ to me..
Speaking of meh captions, I see you favorited one of mine. Thanks.
It was pretty funny! I mean, the face said it all..
*grumble* My brother uses “Word” as a greeting. It’s not a greeting. How is “word” a greeting?
“What’s up?”
“Word.”
“Uh…paragraph?”
“What?”
“Prepositional phrase?”
“You’re an idiot.”
“I’m not the one who greets people with ‘word.’”
Well, now you can respond with “excel” or “power point”.
Oh yeah, good one.
BTW, Jane, as I sat on PK tonight making LOLs, my brother got online and greeted me with “Word to your mama.” My response was “PowerPoint to your mama.” Kinda silly, but I think I made my point.
I do have a funny ‘language’ I guess you’d call it with my sister. I refer to her as ‘dude’ and when she calls I answer with ‘Holla!’ But it’s not like my normal vocabulary or anything.
Huzzah!
Or you could always reply.. “Legs.. spread the word.”
Say the word and you’ll be free.
Say the word and be like me.
Say the word I’m thinking of.
Have you heard the word is love?
It’s so fine. It’s sunshine.
It’s the word, love.
Meh, I’ve already spread too much love.. now I’m about legs..
Cue the ZZ top!
Oh, that reminds me of the lol about Bush saying, “Gee, I didn’t know ZZ Top had that many members.” (or something like that)
My, but that was a cut above.
I do what I can.
Eric,
WHAT IS THE WORD?
Well the bird bird bird, the bird is the word, I mean the bird bird bird, the bird is the word….
Brian, I don’t feel so good…
Gates is Cool!!!
PeopleSearches.com
Ah Bill, your operating system will never be cool and awesome as MacOS. Give it up already! MAC THE PLANET!!
I would kill myself.
Linux and Windows – very much preferable to me, MUCH more so than Mac.
Maybe I’m just used to Windows, but I’ve never been much of a Mac fan.
I just bought a Mac, and I love it!
I’ll admit, there are things they are very good for. We used them for desktop publishing in high school, and they are great for that. Everyday stuff, meh.
Mans, don’t be hatin’ on the M-soft.
Yes, lets “Mac the world”. That way everything can look the same, just like Apple’s one-design-fits-every-product aesthetic.
Although, this may be a better idea:
You go lay down somewhere, fanboy. Meanwhile, the rest of the world will use whatever OS best suits their needs (you know, actually THINKING DIFFERENT).
Well played
Whatever people say about Microsoft office and operating system but I think Microsoft’s Windows is best user friendly operating system compare to other operating system available in the market.