Comments on: NO SHIT

By: WinstonSmith2600

WinstonSmith2600 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:30:56 +0000

That’s 1 man to many.

By: floris

floris — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:17:31 +0000

than who made the picture?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:40:55 +0000

That’s what the caption was responding to…

By: Kenman

Kenman — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:36:13 +0000

I especially like the alignment of him and sign!
UNinvolved in Africa!

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:37:42 +0000

There’s a pic? WHAH?

By: Jim in NYC

Jim in NYC — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:30:35 +0000

Yeah, that’s the only guy they sent…….

But they fooled everybody.

That’s Chuck Norris in disguise.

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:15:07 +0000

haha hella

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:55:10 +0000

by the way they obviously sent two guys…. who do you think took the picture?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:54:58 +0000

What pic?

By: [forgot to make up a name]

[forgot to make up a name] — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 02:52:55 +0000

congrats on saying something about the FAIL! im impressed that someone here remembered the pic at the top by the time they got to the bottom.

By: nayhem

nayhem — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:26:40 +0000

He stands corrected. Or maybe ‘correcting’.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:10:01 +0000

That’s part of the caption.
It appears to say “Uninvolved in Africa”, therefore the response of the captioner is that No shit, sherlock- that’s the only guy they sent!

By: Zipperkitteh

Zipperkitteh — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:03:26 +0000

meh, if I were the one making the caption, I would’ve picked on the fact that it seems to say “UNINVOLVED IN AFRICA”, not that there is only one guy.

By: Zipperkitteh

Zipperkitteh — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:00:22 +0000

FAIL.

By: brak

brak — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:45:20 +0000

Carpe diem.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:49:14 +0000

Et tuna, Brutus?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:26:00 +0000

Veni, vidi, saviche.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:35:53 +0000

Grelbr: I agree completely that there have been serious problems–and Basara549 points out another good one that there have been serious scandals as well. While a lot of those scandals come from the way we convince countries to send troops (we pay about $1,000 per month, which is double or triple what developing countries pay the troops, meaning a net profit for the sending country and also meaning we are likely to get poor, untrained, and unmotivated troops) the scandals might also be motivated by sending foreign troops into a place they just don’t care about.

So I agree that there are problems in implementation. But I just disagree that the UN is uninvolved. You can argue we are involved poorly, that we’ll never put in the millions of men needed to really secure a land mass like the Congo, even that we shouldn’t be involved, but I just think it is disingenuous to say we are uninvolved.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:32:07 +0000

My wife talks about having hers reduced someday. I…I just don’t see why she would need to mess with perfection. *sniffles* (Pfft. You girls with your DDs & DDDs. Amateurs. Just kidding.)

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:30:55 +0000

if palin showed more cleavage she might of done better in the poles

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:28:57 +0000

Boobs boobs boobs…
I mean, oh hell, what was the question?

By: grelbr

grelbr — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:22:14 +0000

Actually, the UN made thing a a lot worse in Africa. They promised one side in Rwanda they’d protect them. So after a short time they were surrounded by refugee camps. The only reason the folks in the camps were not getting slaughtered was the blue helmets.

Then the BHs bugged out. This left the refugees in big piles all ready for the guys with machettes.

If the UN had just staid out of it entirely, there would still have been a big civil war. But nothing like as much slaughter.

By: Basara549

Basara549 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:21:47 +0000

Actually, the caption should be longer... "This is the only guy they sent that isn't selling his gear to the black market, or banging the underage HIV-positive hookers (or both)..."

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:40:18 +0000

Quid Erat Seamonsteratum!

By: brak

brak — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:19:23 +0000

Habeas porpoise?

By: forge

forge — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:54:17 +0000

And he’s not actually allowed to y’know, USE that weapon or anything.

By: deadinfrance

deadinfrance — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:33:15 +0000

still one of the funniest I have read!

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:59:03 +0000

Africa has the largest contingent of troops under UN control of any continent. In fact, Africa has about 70,000 of 100,000 total troops. You might say they are too unwilling to engage and fight, but if they fought more you’d hear more stories about local and UN deaths, and then you’d complain about colonialism and waste of lives and money.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:41:20 +0000

Yes, we’ve thought of that! His paws alone are huge! His favorite place to sleep is right between my feet.
@Brak: Thanks! *passes Sonny a cookie*

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:06:48 +0000

and you got your pink avie back… must be really distracted.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:06:44 +0000

Interesting. I had a teacher in High-school who had a breast reduction, and always just thought of it as just another type of cosmetic surgery.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:02:31 +0000

Sign me up, viking size!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:00:52 +0000

my mutt still loves having her ears rubbed and scratched.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:57:51 +0000

Awww, who cares if he doesn’t, he’s so cute!!!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:56:34 +0000

VG – i most definitely will be selling shirts. we’re working on getting them for our committee right now and then i’ll open it up to the public. hell, it’s money to a good cause if we’re able to charge a few bucks over what it costs us to print them.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:56:22 +0000

@ Captain Wow. I hope you have a big house! That puppy is going to GROW!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:55:36 +0000

Well, without showing that they cause me health problems my fictional nonexistent medical insurance wouldn’t cover it.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:55:36 +0000

But of course! How else can you teach?!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:55:35 +0000

czernobog – jane probably can’t get them reduced because the insurance restrictions are pretty tight. it’s an awfully expensive procedure and unless you have documented back and/or shoulder pain they really won’t do it. not to mention, it’s a rather invasive procedure and they don’t like to do it unless they’ve got to.

i had a year and a half worth of appointments with various doctors and insurance people before they were convinced that mine was a case to take on. and they were super wary because of my age – they’ve been known to grow back and BIGGER, so they wanted to wait until i was done growing. not only are they known to grow back but all sorts of things can go wrong, nerve damage, inability to breast feed, tissue death, etc. due to the *ahem* sensitive nature of the area they aren’t willing to just slice and dice anyone for shits and giggles.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:54:56 +0000

You’re on to something here. You could get the whole town involved!

For your local pharmacy:

Save a bube, buy some lube!

Garden store:

Save a tit, buy some sh!t!

Furniture store:

Save a knocker, buy a rocker!

Butcher:

Save a teat, buy some meat!

Grocery store:

Save a melon, buy a…. melon!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:54:28 +0000

@tos. Great slogan. Are you selling commemorative shirts?

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:53:26 +0000

Do they hold conventions?

(Is not a sizeist.)

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:51:05 +0000

If that’s not too personal a question.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:51:01 +0000

Clearly I had to speak to them on their intellectual level.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:49:36 +0000

I think PK also has an Ittie Bittie Tittie Committee, but I’m not sure which girls are members.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:49:13 +0000

Why can’t you?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:48:03 +0000

Yeah, I’m only a 34DD and a size 12 and I’d get them reduced if I could. I don’t have the extreme health problems shortright had but they’re not comfortable. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE ‘save a jug, buy a mug’ as a slogan!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:44:54 +0000

That is a huge manatee all right. Well done.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:42:36 +0000

[link]

By: brak

brak — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:37:17 +0000

Spray K9 will clean that bit.