We *absolutely* support the free enterprise system!
Now give us more tax money!
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Oh, dear. Here it comes.
Is this going to be one of those long comment threads about economics?
*snore*
At least the lols won’t distract me from getting homework done.
Hahah, well if your homework is about economics, your in luck.
This caption was okay though, just been done too much.
Close… It’s on children’s nonfiction picture books!
Like Stephen King’s IT?
Ummm, that one seemed to have slipped my notice. (don’t let clowns eat me, don’t let clowns eat me, don’t let…)
I’m sure Max will protect you since he has returned.
CLOWNS?! Well I uh…. you see… the thing….. clowns they… uh….
*jumps out the window*
-Catches Maxwell on the way down, opens his chest up with a knife and pretends to be Neo for a few minutes, then throws him back into the room with Jane-
Do yer juuuub!
Otherwise dem futcher peoples gonna take it!
But all my clown fighting weapons are back in my cubicle of doom!
-Shoots a bullet straight into Max’s hand-
Shit.
You were supposed to catch that and use it as a weapon.
It’s not bleeding too badly, is it? Cause if it’s not we can put like a big pole through it and you can use it as a staff-thingy against the clowns.
*wraps Max’s hand and carts him off to Fortress of Doom* That’s okay dear, you have minions to take care of those pesky clowns.
-summons zombie clown horde-
let this be the final reckoning!
MY HAND! My beautiful touching hand!
Bad Jane! We’re supposed to make him fight like that! You must agree that would be hotness!
Look at it this way, Max- Now, if you ever want to get inside someone and Jane’s mad at you, you have a more realistic “buddy”.
*sigh* I have to do everything myself as President of PK…
*gets clown blasting sawed off and bags max limit at Barnum and Bailey*
Are you implying that Max would sleep around on me after he kidnapped and forcibly married me? *sees red* Not if he’s fond of his remaining limbs he won’t!
*holds a meeting in his office to count his kills, celebrate his victory, and then back out to kill more clowns*
Like My First Dictionary?
That blog is HILARIOUS.
Yeah I’ll be on bash if anyone needs me. Have fun guys. Don’t forget to factcheck.
Why are we checking fat? *rereads* OOOoooh, you said FACT check. Ok, that makes more sense. And is less icky.
The cries of SOSHULLISTTTT and COMMMUNNNNISSSMMMMM ring in my ears already.
People coming with hat in hand (or jet in hand, as it were) begging for money barely qualify as socialism. It’s a stupid move that gets you the strings you deserve. AIG should be ashamed of itself, along with GM, the other car companies, the banking industry, and everyone else who expects the government to be the end all genie that will give you all you desire. You have to remember that it’s never free, and there are ALWAYS strings attached.
Agreed. I’m just waiting for the trolls…
And it’s always a bunch of stinkin’ non regulars….Comin’ in and ruinin’ the neighborhood. Grumble grumble.
i’ll bet they’re going to try to stand on ed’s lawn too. this’ll get interesting.
*Begins handing out Eddie’s Electrified 2000 Troll Sticks*
Better be packing these, just in case…
BTW, Froo…well said.
*is taken aback* Wait a second, MG…..did you just agree with a conservative spouting conservative principles? *takes out citation book* I believe I’m going to have to write you a ticket, and revoke your “Dirty Shameless Librul” card until further notice….
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I consider myself left-of-center; however, I do agree with certain conservative ideas when they make sense to me… I’ve been pretty disappointed on both sides of the economic issue…
I am disappointed with the lack of regulation that got us into this mess; but I’m also disappointed with the AMMOUNT of money that’s being spent…
Froo, can’t we all just get along??
*considers getting along with MG*
*eyes MG’s troll stick suspiciously*
Well, I suppose we can get along on this issue. But I’m keeping your Dirty Librul card until you earn it back! S’mores for everyone!
*tentatviely reaches for a s’more*
GIMME MY CARD BACK YOU FASCIST!!
No card for you. You forgot “STICK IT TO THE MAN!” “THAT’S RACIST YOU HORRIBLE GROUP OF PEOPLE!” and “WHERE’S MY DAMN POT?!”
Who’s got pot?
Well, Cambodia did for awhile.. but it didn’t pan out.
*discards ‘cigarette’ butt into the grass*
Sh!t!
*picks burning butt off Ed’s lawn*
Sorry, Man. Bit spacey because of the, uh, cigarettes…. Right, cigarettes.
Burning butt’s about right if you do THAT again..
You bit Kevin Spacey?
Just don’t watch Space-y Balls.. it will burn the retinas.
*sends eddie a basket of apology cookies*
I’m sorry.
*does the I’m sorry pout*
@ Diss, he took my stash and tastes like chicken.
I’ve never tried pot.
*hands in liberal card, hangs head*
I’ve “tried” enough for both of us.
*Returns Eric’s Librul card*
Have you tried enough for the three of us, Steve?
*whew* I figured I was on liberal probation not living up my dad’s (nicknamed “Weed” in high school) reputation. You know, since we’re all supposed to be tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, stoner hippies.
I tried it like three times and fell asleep. When I woke up I was like fu*k this sh!t I’ll just hit the bottle and have FUN.
I’ve never tried pot either… but you can try and pry my librul card FROM MY COLD DEAD HAND YOU FASCIST BASTARDS!!!
This might surprise you folks, but I have been known to rock the gonja a couple of times.
I used to know this guy on WoW who smoked a TON of pot when he played. Every time we’d go on a 10 or 25 man, I’d ask him what he was doing and it’d either be “I’m packing a bowl, man, be quiet because I’m tired of hitting my talk key.” or “Being depressed, man. I’m too high to smoke any more pot and feel it.”
Did anyone bring acid?
With Jane having permanent residency on the lawn, it won’t happen. She has a vested interest in keeping the lawn clean and tourist free.. right Jane?
Can I have a jacketed interest?
Keep you pants on…
Jane will have to keep us a-breast of the situation.
I heard breast.
Off went the pants.
Oooookay. My pants don’t go off at the first mention of breasts. My hands do tend to start moving of their own will in a grabbing motion.
Ah, but you aren’t a teenage boy. I think the pants physically leap from your body.
Igloo’s right.
They literally ripped themselves off my legs, Eric.
Sure, I’ll let you coat the borders with Stay-Away..
By Stay-away, you mean burninating the dead bodies of trolls into a strategic wall around your lawn, right?
Don’t forget to coat the trenches. The trenchcoats are the most important part!
yeah but they always try… effing tourists just don’t understand how touchy you are about the lawn.
*gives schoolteacher stare from Eddie’s lawn* You’re darn right, I do!
Yeah, there’s been more than normal lately I think. Fu(kin’ Tourist Trolls….
And they always want to pose for pictures…
…and the japanese ones all make the kissy face with peace sign pose.
*thought she was the only one who noticed that*
Glad to see I’m not alone!
anytime my friends and i go somewhere on vacation we make SURE to take the “japanese tourist” pose at all the tourist attractions. we’re assholes but it’s good fun! i was on vacation in february and i actually have a picture of a japanese woman with one of those HUGE cameras (like 7″ lens, no joke) taking a picture of 3 japanese girls all of them posing like that. i was laughing hysterically while taking the photo.
That only counts if you follow it up with poor karaoke.
I love poor karaoke! It’s the best kind.
Is that the kind of karaoke where you use Soylent Green- Poor edition to clear your throat before you sing? I love that kind too!
I like it when the poor are fattened up on food stamps and welfare money before they’re turned into Soylent Green Poor. They go down so smooth that way!
Mmm, delicious…
BITTER TROLL IS HERE, wait no more igor
*hugs froo* I love you!
“People coming with hat in hand (or jet in hand, as it were) begging for money barely qualify as socialism. ”
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Awesome post, froo!
The most LOL caption I ever saw on this subject was on another site. It had the GM logo over a picture of a truck, and the caption read: “So you don’t want to buy our crappy cars? Fine. We’ll just be taking your money anyway”.
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Oh, wait, that’s not really funny, is it?
Ahahhhahaahahaaa!!! …wait, too true to be funny…
That’s one of those things that fails as humor but succeeds as a documentary.
Nicely said and soooo very true
President Obama said that this is American, where the successful can prosper. He neglected to mention that it’s where the unsuccessful can also prosper.
*is America
Tucking Fypos…
When we run out of money he will soon be saying:
THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAA!!!
*snerk*
-starts digging the pit of death-
well need this for obama man to be kicking peoples
We can’t afford a hole… Just paint a big black circle, that should do fine.
we being invade by wile e. coyote?
Government bought a huge share of ACME.
damn gov’ment take overs
socialists everywhere!
where tailgunner McCarthy when you needs um
Keynesian economics (bailouts, gov’t intervention) and free enterprise (free market system) are NOT the same thing. No wonder the liberals think free markets are a failure – they don’t know what the free market really is. Crack a damn book, yo!
Tyler, Jane, Frou, everyone, gather round! First troll! Much faster than I expected.
ok people… we need to come up with a strategy: are we bashing, mocking or making s’mores and other fun camp foods?
smores…mmmm
i’m actually craving grilled cheese… like pie iron grilled cheese. it just sounds SO good.
I like using three different kinds of cheese and putting tomato on it. Mmmmmmmmm. *is hungry now*
Tomato and avocado! Mmmmm…
my favorite grilled cheese is with reuben rye bread and pepperjack cheese. but more often than not i get the local grocery store knock off of kraft singles in potato bread. putting tomato in is yummy too but i’m picky about the firmness of my tomatoes… they need to be just shy of rock hard.
Me too, about the tomatoes. I don’t like them all runny in the middle. Roma tomatoes are usually pretty firm.
this year we’re growing roma, cherry and beef eaters (i don’t think that’s the legit name but it’s what we call ‘em). fresh crisp cherry tomatoes right off the plant are freaking awesome.
Delish!
i’m also growing wax peppers, jalapenos and if my dogs haven’t dug up the plants scotch bonnets! and of course the random assortment of herbs. i tried squash but it’s been too cold and rainy of a summer, not enough sun so i think those died.
I have a rather sad-looking container of herbs on my patio, there’s rosemary, oregano, marjoram, and something else. After I bought it I realized that there’s an enormous rosemary bush out in the garden. Dur.
Dur dur dur. Dur da dur durda dur dur da dur, dur dur dur der dur, da dur!
Anyone guess the tune?
nation geographic?
No, here’s a hint- Tyler associates it with horse racing.
That’s my stupid little alter-ego, of course.
bonaza?
“i’m also growing wax peppers, jalapenos and if my dogs haven’t dug up the plants scotch bonnets”
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It seems to me that any dog who dug up, much less ate, a scotch bonnet would live to regret it. I like spicy food, but those things are well beyond my threshold of pain.
tessie – my little dog (the border collie in my avie) eats EVERYTHING. she ate raw jalapenos last year. she hit the water bowl pretty hard after that but she ate ‘em… anytime we’re cooking we’ll take a little piece of whatever we’re cutting up and offer it to her. so far the only thing she even considered before eating was lemons… artichoke she wasn’t too happy with the first time but anytime we cook it now she comes back for more. she’s a straaaaaaange critter. lol.
Plain white bread & velveeta grilled cheese. With a side of cream of tomato soup. Comfort food. *curls into fetal position and reaches for shortright*
Buttermilk white bread, cheddar cheese and bacon with just a little honey mustard. The most important thing is that you have to use real butter to grill it. Margarine makes is soggy and crappy tasting, especially spread margarine.
You can also use mayo instead of butter, works great! Just learned that.
doesn’t that impart a mayo-y flavor to it though? (i’m honestly curious)
Actually no, it doesn’t at all, I was surprised myself. It’s great if you’re out of butter, because that’s the best of course…
I’ve got to remember that trick. Cool.
the side of tomato soup is a given. duh!
You know you can make a good chili con queso with velveeta and a can of rotella (I think that’s it) diced tomatoes. Melt up the velveeta then toss in the can and voila! Be sure you keep it under a low heat though, otherwise the velveeta will return to it’s natural state.
chunks of velveeta and any jarred salsa works well too. i prefer tostitos salsa… they usually flavor it pretty well. but yeah, when it decides to firm back up it looks revolting.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.. I wish we had velveeta here.. but Noooooooo! We have vegemite instead..
Velveeta melted into chili with no beans and chips. It the shizzle! (to use the vernacular).
Ro-Tel tomatoes and peppers. Yummy melted with cheese for dip, and for many, many other things.
Yeah, that’s the one!! Don’t have it here..
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My life has reached a new low.. can’t even make a decent chili con queso.. hell, can’t even make a decent chili anything!
Damn, no Taco Bell, no Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, no Dr. Pepper….and no Ro-Tel and Velveeta?
*heart breaks a little for Eddie*
Eddie. I’m telling you, man.
Head for that store with U.S. food.
It’s worth it.
Taco Bell! Honestly, if someone had some spare cash and common sense, they could open a Taco Bell here and make a killing overnight! I just wish I had some spare money laying around doing nothing. Even Singapore has Taco Bell.. what’s wrong with one in Australia?!?!
Ty-gore, been there.. no velveeta or Ro-Tel and the Dr. P is way to expensive..
I don’t see how life could be worth living without Taco Bell. *munches 89 cent chicken tacos*
I’d do it in a minute, had I the cash! I wanted to open a Krispy-Kreme donut shop near here, as there aren’t any in the WHOLE county. Folks have to drive 40 minutes or more to find one. But they aren’t doing franchises anymore.
You can buy them at Wally World, but they aren’t the wonderful warm FRESH ones you get at the shop. *weeping*
White Italian bread, alternating slices of American and Swiss topped with hard salami grilled to a dark almost-burned-but-not-quite brown. Recipe from The Inkwell in W. Long branch NJ.
Circa 1967.
How many slices of cheese, goodsir?
I’m guessing piled high.. one slice of each would barely give you a taste.
Slice to taste as long as there are equal amounts of each.
STOP IT!!!!!
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Don’t have hard salami.. no pastrami either..
What is this, torture?
You would think so, huh?
So Eddie…
Is your wife chubby at all? You could tell her the food is 1000x better in the U.S.
Oh, wait, she’s Australian… Never mind, she’s not chubby.
By the way, congrats on marrying an Aussie! Girls with Australian/British/Irish accents= 10x hotter.
wow… australia really does suck. no good food and they’ve got spiders bigger than my head.
Don’t listen to him Tyler. I have lived to the age of 112 on a diet of these sammiches and milk exclusively.
Don’t forget Scottish and even South African..
And the occasional spider.
Brak, I have to say- you “have” lived? How many times have you lived, exactly?
And Eddie….
Mmmm… -Seeks foreign boobies-
Tyler-let’s just say that in high school I didn’t have to study very hard when the subject was the Civil War…or WWI.
Hmph! Brak only thinks he’s old.. When God said let there be light, I flipped the switch.
Who do you think installed it?
Man, we must have been in different unions! I was the supervisor on the project but I don’t remember you being there.
Oh please. That was eleventy billion years ago. There were no unions then. And God is anti-union. Most people don’t know that.
God is a total scab.
Eddie…were you first or second shift?
Jane…he’s a cheap bastard too.
That wages of sin=death thing…..not cool.
Thanks Brak. I’m sending an e-mail to my mother now (she’s at work, not because I’m lazy.) asking her to buy those ingredients if she goes out to the store. I’m starving now.
Make sure you bite all the way through the salami or you will get a major pizza burn! The swiss really retains the heat. Grill responsibly.
“White Italian bread, alternating slices of American and Swiss topped with hard salami grilled to a dark almost-burned-but-not-quite brown. Recipe from The Inkwell in W. Long branch NJ.”
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I like American and Swiss OK, but in the sandwich described above, I’m thinking salami and provolone.
*drools*
Your makeing me hungry!
You wont like me when im hungry.
Mmmmm….cheese fest. Next time I make one I will toss a slice of provolone on top as well. Why didn’t I think of that?
Potato bread, brushed with garlic butter & olive oil, with herbed brie and (optionally) salami. Grilled to a golden brown, served with a rich tomato soup – I put a little sour cream in mine for taste.
I don’t know, when you name yourself “Tubby” it sort of takes all the fun out of mocking.
or it makes it REALLY easy.
“quit being a fat ass and do something with your life”
“i’m not a fat ass… *whine whine*”
“o’rly?! you named yourself tubby you fat fcuk!”
You guys go discuss food. I’m going after the trolls. *growls menacingly*
But food is universal, man.. how can you expect to go after trolls on an empty stomach? tell me that Mr. Smartguy!
I just finished my bowl of Spaghettios. I’m all set. *puts on bandanna* Don’t wait up for me.
“ok people… we need to come up with a strategy: are we bashing, mocking or making s’mores and other fun camp foods?”
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Um… If those alternatives don’t pan out, I still have some coconut oil left.
i dunno if we can have a true PK orgy without DWN. he was around yesterday when boobs were mentioned… perhaps we can track him down again and start the party!
*pops into existence*
I really, really have to get those summoning spells canceled. Wait, what orgy?
you’re back! yay!
if you go back one LOL tessie was pulling out the coconut oil because of some reason… i don’t remember exact circumstances. but an orgy was involved. seemed like your kinda party
It was a sodomy orgy involving a troll and charro and Eric, I’m not sure how you feel about that…
Hey, on the internet, you get it where you can.
If we want to get even sodomy-er, we can add me. Having sex with trolls AND kids? Isn’t that horrid?
in most states i think you’re technically of age. so the only problem would be the general “ick” factor rather than you really being a kid and all.
……….. Man you guys are f’ed up.
i remember now! it wasn’t any old troll… it was our very own bitter troll. we like bitter troll. but it was definitely a sodomy orgy. i believe it took place under eric’s bed too…
It was kinda hard to sleep.
Well, yeah, I wouldn’t condone a sodomy orgy with just any troll, but I wasn’t sure the ghost of DWN knew who he was when he popped into existence a while ago.
… Okay, pass. *pops out of existence again*
Yeah, that whole thing did get pretty weird, but I think it scared off Mongrel, so that’s what’s important.
Seems like a reasonable post, how is this one a troll?
Nothing like Mongrel anyway.
Yeah, nothing as bad as mongrel- but still crude and generalizing, nonetheless.
I’ve seen worse… meh.
“No wonder the liberals think free markets are a failure – they don’t know what the free market really is. Crack a damn book, yo!”
Sounds pretty trollish to me.
Eric, look right below this comment. >.<
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And I was agreeing with you! Yeah, that’s it!
It’s good to pick your battles, sometimes diplomacy is the better option… Save the burninating for the flagrant trolls, that’s all I’m saying.
“No wonder the liberals think free markets are a failure – they don’t know what the free market really is. Crack a damn book, yo!”
Telling all liberals to “crack a book” and that “they don’t know what free market really is” doesn’t exactly ring the “reasonable” bells in my head.
It contained trace amounts of Whargarble, poisoned the whole damn post.
Are you a sock?
If not, stop being so fail. You’re aware that liberals HAVE been educated and quite a few HAVE cracked a book?
Both sides of the argument have good points and you can’t tell all liberals to crack a book. I’m sure some of them have probably cracked quite a few more than you have, as I’m sure some Republicans have read more extensively than I have.
“blah blah blah not all liberals are uneducated most cracked a book blah blah”
Of course. I’m not a complete bigot. Ever heard of satire?
“I’m sure some of them have probably cracked quite a few more than you have” – I agree completely.
However, I do stand by the first sentence – “Keynesian economics (bailouts, gov’t intervention) and free enterprise (free market system) are NOT the same thing.”
Okay, I don’t think you saw suicide’s post, so I’m just going to repeat it here for you. Ahem.
“Wow, thanks for point that out, Captain Obvious.”
Alright, all done.
Apples and oranges are not the same thing.
Sure they are. Fruit.
are you calling ivan a fruit?!
Nonono! Lol…
*raises eyebrow skeptically*
i don’t belieeeeeeve you. *point finger at diss menacingly* LIAR!
CATFIGHT!!!
*grabs chair, popcorn, gets comfy*
*brings the gummy bears and beer*
-brings jack and coke-
Who’s Jack? Your coke dealer? He can watch too.
jack young boy bitter troll lured into van with candy…..-snorts- mmmmmm
Really?
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Got any candy left?
….why yes….its in the back of my van…
Really? Cool…hey, wait a minute. Is this a trick?
Oh well, fvck it. It’s free candy.
*snorts*
Don’t fall for it, Eric. It’s just candy corn, not the good stuff.
no dude, its totally legit….hey take your pants off before you come in here.
CANDY CORN?? Corn that tastes like candy??? I can’t wait!!!
/lewis black
no no just shaped like corn
really tastes like crap
*is kidding*
You RACIST! How dare you seperate apples and oranges based on their skin color!
LEAVE APPLES AND ORANGES ALLOOOOOOOONEEEE, YOU’RE LUCKY THEY EVEN PERFORM FOR YOU!
-Executes Chris Crocker-
i’d love to execute chris crocker…
incidentally, did you know he’s dressing in drag now? {http://dlisted.com/node/25934} the female-ish looking one here is mr. leave-britney-alone in the flesh. scary, huh?
Uhm.
Shortright, you do know he wants to be a woman? I think he might have had himself neutered, last I heard.
He also takes nude photos of himself in the same way “models” do- you know, covering oneself with a bedsheet very poorly, etc? My friend linked me that. I didn’t eat all night.
i totally know he wants to be a woman… but i doubt he’s been snipped yet. any competent doctor makes you go through a few years of psycho therapy and living as that gender before agreeing to do the surgery. he’s probably only on hormones right now.
i just wanted to send you that one picture in particular. i found it both amusing and disturbing…
*claps*
Bravo Tygor, Bravo! Great work with the flambé BTW.
Austrian economics is where you keep the economy pregnant in the basement?
I know I’ve cracked some books. And I got in trouble when my dad found out about it, too. If there’s one thing he can’t stand it’s a book with a crease down the spine….
I’m cool if they’re paperbacks, that’s kind of why I buy them, but don’t fvck up my hardcovers. Don’t even bend the dustjackets. Know what, don’t even look at them.
Agreed. I take all my dustjackets off until I’m done with them.
i generally beat the crap out of my dust jackets because it’s better than messing up the cloth cover. when i finally have a nice home with nice bookshelves and stuff i’m going to put out all my books w/o dust covers because i like the cloth cover look a lot better.
Meh. My problem is this- I like the dust jackets a lot better because they usually have pictures/some sort of distinctive font on them, so they make it easier to find amongst my multitudes of books. That’s why when I’m reading them, they come off so they stay nice and pretty, and when they go back to the shelf, the jackets go back on, so I can find the book if I ever want it again.
i will definitely agree with you there. with cloth cover it’s a lot harder to find which book you’re looking for. but i’ll suffer trying to find the right book if my bookshelves look all fancy and impressive.
“My, your library sure is impressive!”
“Thank you.”
“What books do you have in here?”
“No idea.”
LOL.
Eric, are you trying to starve me? I just got noodles all over my forearm.
This is pretty much my goal on my days off. To see how much food and drink I can keep out of your stomach.
Finally, my moment has come!
KOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSPPPPPIIIIIIRRRRRRAAAACCCYYY!!
Look, I have PROOOOOF! wharrgarbllwharrgarble!!
“no idea” is a better answer than “the twilight saga”.
Yikes. Good point.
If you had said that to me you would be ashes on the spot.
i *do* own that series, but it’s buried behind a lot of other stuff on my shelves.
twilight is a saga?
the old teddy rukbin cartoon show can be called a saga now too
the saga of teddy
twilight is called a saga. in essence, it’s a 4 part book series. and not an especially well written or thought out one at that. if LOTR and harry potter aren’t called sagas then i’m loathe to refer to twilight as a saga…
…or the Babysitters’ Club saga….
the 4 part fanfic slash story can be called saga too
the erotic adventures of ronald McDonald and the burger king
I’m laughing so hard tears are coming.
the erotic adventures of ronald McDonald and the burger king
Chapter 5: Yes! Yes! Have Me YOUR Way!
Do you know how hard it is to laugh and vomit at the same time, diss?
Oh, I read the Babysitters Club Saga back in the day. I’m slightly more proud of that fact than the fact that I’ve read 3 or the 4 Twilight books.
Jane, I’m proud that I’m a teenager who’s able to read more than the Twilight Saga and my friends’ updates on Facebook.
Do I get an award?
I thought I already honored you with the annual Teenager Who Doesn’t Suck award. AC was the previous year’s winner, so you were in good company.
the erotic adventures of ronald and the king part 7: the pickleing
Truer words were never, um, typed. Fu(k the Twilight Saga.
No, literally, let’s f*ck it. I’ll stick my dragoni-talia into the books, then that will cause me to “accidentally” light the giant pile I’ve collected of every single copy of that “saga” that was ever created on fire with my breath.
bitter troll dont wanna f*ck sprkly emo crying vampire girl…
that IS a chick right?
story of lesbian vampire girl and hooman girl
tell bitter troll that not guy
“don’t even look at them.”
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Why, do they go to eleven?
No, but they have amazing reverb.
Just listen to that sustain.
You could go out and get a sandwich, and it would still be going!
Wow, thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious.
No kidding. I’m pretty sure that high school economics is part of the curriculum required by the state, so everyone here has already “cracked that book”.
Besides, the difference between the two is what I perceived to be the meat of the LoL.
I’ve never taken economics and I could’ve told you that.
Yeah, this liberal has figured that out. This liberal also thinks that the point of the LOL relies on those being different — that corporations aren’t as much pro-free-market as they are pro-corporation*, regardless of what they say.
* Not going to be surprised about this — it’s not like self-interest isn’t rare in politics. Half of politics seems to be convincing others that it’s in their self interest to work with you.
That would be the point of the LOL, Tubby. Put the chicken wings down and think.
Or should I say, “Put down da wings, yo!”
I think it’s “Book some crack, yo!”
Blah blah Keynesian economics, blee blee free market system.
What are you, one of those Ivy League elitists?
If I were, I wouldn’t be complaining about economics – I’d be finding ways to take advantage of whatever economic system is in vogue right now. As it is, here I sit, a loser
You’re taking all the fun out of it for me, you know. When the trolls insult themselves it’s just…just…*grumble*
see eric… this is why we were talking about food.
Oh yeah.
I made an omelet for breakfast.
anything yummy in it?
I’m a simple man with simple tastes, so just ham and cheddar cheese. Gotta love the classics. Used the low fat Egg Beaters which are surprisingly tasty.
I know what the free market is! It’s a wonderful fairy land where those that make mistakes are the ones who take the flack for them!
Oh, wait, that didn’t happen. The bankers who made the mistakes got huge bonuses and “golden goodbyes” and normal people and small businesses were the ones to go under in the fall out.
This woolly-headed idea of the totally self regulating free market is as much pie in the sky as big-C communism. Every country needs a mix of capitalism and socialism to function.
*golf clap*
quit with that “talking logic”. you either need to be spouting troll random-ness or talking about something 100% off topic… like grilled cheese!
Mmmmm…grilled cheese…
Imma go make some right now, Eric. Did you respond to my message on ICHC profiles yet?
Nope. I forget to look at my profile sometimes. I like to stay in the fray here.
Okay, now I did.
In bed… Hence marriage.
Thank you!
A free market means you are free to pay for others to take the fall for your mistakes.
A is A
Fwuh? I are liberal and I don’t think free markets are a failure. Sometimes they go a little bananas though.
Just a brief observation, and feel free to let me know if I’m wrong. I think we’re having a crisis with the pictures being captioned lately. It seems that the ‘tourists’ are all using either Arnold, The Pope, or McCain and they all say basically the same thing. On top of that, the captioner isn’t even bothering to put their name to it. How are we supposed to ridicule if we don’t know who did it? We need answers, and we need them now! I’m tired of wading through a ton of pictures and not even one of them being worthy of a snort. For the sake of PK Society, let’s weed out this infestation of crap and get back to business at hand – namely, funny or interesting lols!
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STOP THE MADNESS NOW!!
That. Was. Beautiful.
I waded through at least a couple dozen Arnold LOLs yesterday, and for the last fvcking time, he’s NOT gonna cut the budget with the Conan sword, people!!!!! *head shorts out*
-Ponders where he can find more pictures of Arnold so he can send them to Eric and annoy the living f*ck out of him-
Nah, not worth it.
It’s not the pictures of Arnold that bug me. It’s 300 of the same one with similar or worse captions. It’s not a funny picture, and they don’t make funny captions with it!!!!! Crap. Shorted out again. Can somebody change the fuse in my brain again? It’s the one that says “5″ on it.
Precisely!!
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*Changes fuse* – Hope it lasts, that’s the last one until next week.
Yeah, you gotta be careful with that. I left the cap off the car charger thingy in my car and a penny fell down there. ZAP! Now my power doors don’t work.
f u my mom works there u re re she is nice she hates it there so does everyone else but they r trying to support there family!
bitter
What?