Comments on: Well, I thought I could….

By: Sylderon

Sylderon — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:27:16 +0000

Wait…Dennis Miller was funny? I guess I’ve never seen him as anything other than a pompous braying jackass.

By: Sylderon

Sylderon — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:23:17 +0000

The only reason this country is going off the rails is because Bush and Co. ignored all the stop signals. “Stay the course”, right?

By: IdiotFoamer

IdiotFoamer — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:05:19 +0000

CSXT has always had the worst track. They dont give a shit about Amtrak. This particular wreck happened when a idiot drove his truck infront of the train. Wht is it that when a freight derails, no one cares, but when Amtrak does, its national attention?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:05:47 +0000

Note for Conservatrolls – the train jumped the tracks on your guy’s watch.

By: Cat

Cat — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:52:59 +0000

Amen!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:48:55 +0000

Logic and humour fail. Just why should applying the service brakes on a rail guided vehicle be any more destabilising because a passenger does it than because the driver does it? In any event, the “communications chord” used to be exactly that; a way of communicating to the conductor that his services were urgently required in a specific train car.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:37:31 +0000

Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant, here…

By: chayes19

chayes19 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:34:18 +0000

track fail

By: Blockhed13

Blockhed13 — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:51:22 +0000

What happend is that it hit a dump truck. Now we know why we shouldn’t give licesces to illegil imagrints

By: KartoonNotWerk

KartoonNotWerk — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:00:53 +0000

Not with Obama and Biden driving. The whole American way of life is going to be a train wreck when this administration is finished with us.

By: Kman

Kman — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:17:12 +0000

XD, that would have been a good thing to put there too XD

By: Sigma

Sigma — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:15:28 +0000

[holds up binoculers]
No, that was Ozzy Osbourne.

By: Sigma

Sigma — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:08:17 +0000

I did!! My baby brother was ADICTED

By: slic

slic — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:06:41 +0000

Not if the tracks aren’t…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:48:49 +0000

*sheds a tear for Dennis Miller’s humor* Yeah, I used to like him when he was on HBO, ages ago when I actually had HBO.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:08:38 +0000

….and nobody ever understood Thomas’ hope of changing careers and being a construction crane.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:00:19 +0000

Bill Maher is old and rich and HE didn’t turn to the dark side.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:59:14 +0000

Apparently Thomas had become very cross after Gordon told him he was a useless piece of shit. And Emily said she was leaving him for Percy and was having Percy’s baby. Plus, the death of George Carlin was very very hard on Thomas.
(Anyone with kids who has ever had to watch Thomas & Friends hopefully will find humor in this.)

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:57:46 +0000

Probably would have been better off going straight.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:54:13 +0000

Okay, ANOTHER Futurama reference… That is two PKs in a row, there. Different people, though.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:51:29 +0000

Well, right about now, anyone waiting for that train will need bussing!

By: The thing

The thing — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:48:31 +0000

My girlfriend can do that

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:47:07 +0000

Is he old and rich, yet?

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:07:13 +0000

The old saying goes: Never trust a young poor person who isn’t a Liberal and never trust an old rich person who isn’t conservative.

Seems about right in his case.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:57:38 +0000

Yeah but the whole Sarah Palin is an idiot thing is tired to me. Now Amy Winehouse is a train wreck never gets old. Especially when new pictures of her looking more like a flesh/brain eating zombie show up every day.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:48:16 +0000

Ah, for the good old days, when Dennis Miller was sort of funny.

By: Silver Turtle

Silver Turtle — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:14:46 +0000

New Jersey? That’s just an accident waiting to happen! On the more serious side — does anyone know what rail line this was? If it’s CSXT, then it’s a wonder it was only that bad.

Where I live, CSXT has a derailment about 3 to 4 times a week — all the money that should be spent on track maintenance goes into the pockets of the executives. Then they have the chutzpah to ask Congress to pass a law making AMTRAK liable for all damages on their lines, EVEN IF IT’S CSXT’S FAULT!.

Everyone — write your Congressman and Senators to overturn this law; let’s not let the murderers get away with it!

[aw crap! hurt my knees getting down off the soapbox]

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:01:56 +0000

Win!

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:37:00 +0000

His earlier depression seemed to have been resolved, though nobody realized that the sudden optimism was just a temporary high.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:29:56 +0000

Dennis Miller:

“I don’t even like riding on trains. We’ve all seen the movies where you’re riding alng and someone reaches up and pulls on that cord. I don’t want to be on any form of transportation where the public has access to the fu(king brakes, okay? I’d hate to hear that I die in some horrific train accident because while we were rolling along at a hundred-miles-per-hour, Gus thought he saw a woodchuck.”

By: slic

slic — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:06:58 +0000

I think he zigged when he should have zagged.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:02:00 +0000

Awwww, The Little Engine that Failed.

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:58:16 +0000

Conjuction junction what’s your function?

By: notanenigneer

notanenigneer — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:43:38 +0000

this railway company should invest in better tracks and tech stuff… googling things like “Gleisbau” , “Stellwerke” , “Waggon” would have helped preventing this (yes, i know too much about railways tech, especially in Germany… (*goes on with checking rail screws…*)

By: X

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:42:56 +0000

>>> “Is that Amy Winehouse driving?”

Around here? No, a better speculation would be Sarah Palin.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:40:11 +0000

Not that bad, Capt… I chuckled and almost spit some diet coke on the screen..

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:29:49 +0000

*squints*
Is that Amy Winehouse driving?
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Okay, bad joke.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:42:44 +0000

Hi! Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was, some trains got crashed in New Jersey. People won’t be late for work though, cause the Governor lady said “I’m sending in more trains!”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:25:33 +0000

Nobody knew that Thomas had become suicidal.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:08:52 +0000

I think I might use that line the next time one of my coworkers says “I was trying.”

By: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:19:46 +0000

we should expect more accidents if they start training

By: Raibeed

Raibeed — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:03:05 +0000

He needed more training.

By: Levina

Levina — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:42:07 +0000

Nothing stays on track these days….

By: Evertide

Evertide — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:27:43 +0000

And you totally did. I don’t know what you were TRYING to do, but you sure as Hell did something.

By: gmc360

gmc360 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:15:31 +0000

must be a first born son – overconfident little bastards!

By: Pigeon

Pigeon — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:13:01 +0000

Childrens books are teaching bad things..

By: DaffySaffy

DaffySaffy — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:08:09 +0000

“I think I can, I think I can, I think I – oh, crap. . .”