We go to the moon not because it is easy, but because it pisses off the Russians!
(John F. Kennedy)
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Who said it was easy?
Paraphrasing Kennedy himself.
“We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard…”
What were the other things?
Bone Marilyn Monroe.
Damn right.
Hmmm I could understand being hard while boning marilyn monroe, who was easy ….
so same reason we go to viatnam?
We choose to go Vietnam, not because it is easy, but because it’s retarded.
” i choose to do maryln , not because she is easy, but because i am hard”
FTW, bitter troll…
Truly!
Nicely done, sir.
BT= AMAZING.
You need your own tv show, BT.
*cleans the diet dr. pepper from her computer screen*
Thanks for that BT.
Let the “it was all a fake” comments begin in 3… 2… 1…
Tinfoil hats! Get your tinfoil hats here!
Stop “Big Brother” from reading your brain waves! Tinfoil hats here!
*Steps right up and holds his out*
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“Mine’s defective.. I would like a refund please”
You forgot to insert the power supply.
*balances a hotdog on eddie’s head and then replaces the tinfoil hat*
There.
Wow! Thanks Mister!
hollywoods must be readen bitter troll brain
years go bitter troll thought ” man, bitter troll hope they make transformers movie”
then bitter troll think ” man these hairy potter books would be good movies”
then me thinks” man bitter troll wish ray parks could be snake eyes”
then me thinks ” man that last slab of ribs is not sitting well”
Is that last thought how we got the Will Ferrell version of “Land of the Lost”?
-sighs and looks down- yesh
What did you have for dinner when Dana Carvey was dreaming up “Master of Disguises”?
He still owes me twenty bucks.
bitter troll had taco bell that day…
With a side of salmonella, apparently.
Hmmm…. that would explain why the only think I ever laughed at was Brent Spiner farting.
(I admit it; I laughed. But I am regressing to my second childhood afterall….)
do not ask what hand bitter troll had in batman & robin…it shames bitter troll…oh the shame..
I suspect you were George Clooney’s “fluffer”.
*is shocked that our prim and proper Jane even knows about fluffers*
no no no, bitter troll was thinking-man wish there was chris o’donal would just vanish from hollywood
What’s a fluffer?
Here Eric! name clicky
Uhhhhh, yeah… I um, well you see… Hey I watched Boogie Nights too, you know!
You put it on backwards. Shiny side out.
no0 n0 it had to be real
we saw the flag on the moon when they filmed superman 4: the quest for peace
when superman and nuc’lear man had fight on it
No, Eddie, the moon landing was real; it was Kennedy that was a fake. Cyborg, ya know…
I had heard that, but inside sources said the cyborg that was originally created kept glitching and never intended to go to ‘Nam.
Well yeah. That’s why the bullets had to be fired from such an odd angle – to penetrate the vulnerable spots of the cyborg cranium. Then all that was left was for LBJ to overturn those executive orders, and ‘Nam was back on, baby!
So it was a Robot Marylin then?
No, she was real. She was just trying to siphon some gas.
-starts to drink gasoline-
LOL! I heard she did that really well! Hey…I’m only sayin’ what I heard.
I had the pictures but the FBI eated them.
I thought we went there for the sweet, sweet moon cheese.
They did, but because it was a limited run, the cost is outrageous!
we stopped going cause the moonmen kept blasting the hooman astro-nuts
I say we wage war against the moonmen!
Also, is it required that we have to put up with a soapbox lol before we can have funny ones?
it has come to bitter trolls attention the moonmen might maybe could be storeing WMD’s in moon craters…terrorists….911…terrorists…WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION..terriorts want to attack your schools, homes and churchs
Liar!! You just want all the cheese for yourself and your friends!!
what friends?
That’s why you want all the cheese!!
cheese = friends?
no!
cheese = good mst3k
That reminds me. Shouldn’t we just send Hercules to take care of the moonmen?
I’d stay away from that moon cheese…
I think the state of Hollywood is proof that the moon landing wasn’t faked. They rarely create anything compelling. And if it was fake, Michael Bay would try to be remaking it but with more EXPLOSIONS and someone would want Zac Efron to be the lead. Good god.
Best argument against it being a fake moon landing ever!! ^^ Why hasn’t there been a moon landing II?
You mean like the 5 subsequent successful missions after Apollo 11? Apollo missions 12,14,15,16,17 all landed astronauts on the moon.
your logic and reason is rejected!
There weren’t any explosions, were there?
Yup. Apollo 13.
“We seem to have a bit of a problem.”
Wow, was that an understatement.
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
wise idea ivan, bitter troll reality very very strange..
You forgot that we’d need a slow motion helicopter flying by as well (if it were a Michael Bay film, that is).
EXPLOSIONS the movie 2: Electric boogaloooooooo
A relevant Robot Chicken clip! {http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo}
also need lotsa scenes in military intelogance command center. talking bout how its the end of the world if they fail…..so they best not fail
With the dissenting opinion of Closed-Minded Government People (see: Independence Day, Armageddon, etc, etc) just wanting to send fvcking nukes to blow everything up.
…and a female astronaut in a skin tight space suit who does a slo-mo run where her boobs jiggle in an oh-so-seductive manner in the lower gravity.
then the american and EVIL RUSSIAN ( cause its micheal bay movie) both eject from space shuttles before they collide and have fist fight as they fall into re-entry into earth atmosphere
I think we just wrote a screenplay.
bitter troll demands 10 million plus cut of movie and toyline profits
Only if you come to the premiere showered and in some sort of formal troll outfit. So like a dirty loincloth.
-puts on his troll tux- i smell of the irish
I would like to say that’s an improvement… but I just don’t go around smelling irishmen….
how bout irish womens?
I’m not sensing any irishwoman aromas on your person Bitter… sorry.
*is an irishwoman (partly)*
You’re my primary source of experience on smelling Irishhwomen my dear.
jane smell nice, all pretty like flowers and whiskey
Most definitely.
And then Ben Affleck proves mightily that acting lessons aren’t really that helpful. Don’t forget that part.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you…….
i miss you like micheal bay missed the point
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was horrible in that film….
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a better part, he’s way better than Ben Affleck…..
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(as a side note…….Matt Damon)
Now now let’s not be hasty! Matt Damon is just fine!
-nods head sagely- Matt Damon
Your powers grow weak in your old age, Susan Sarandan.
“Matt Damon!” – Matt Damon.
MAAAAAAATTTTT DAAAAAAMMMOONNNNN……
Did you see the video Matt Damon did with Sarah Silverman? And Jimmy Kimmel’s reply video?
Or hella fine as the case may be.
you cant outact me kid…dont even try…im alec baldwin the greatest actor of all time.
-alec baldwin F.A.G.
“..but the corporations, are all…corporationy…”
Tim Robbins F.A.G.
now lets all take a moment to remember the uncut dvd sex scene between the puppets…it came out like soft serve
Shhh…you had me at di(ks fu(k assholes.
-sings- america…..America….
AMERICA F*CK YEAH!
Bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.! Bad!
Shame the Russians don’t care isn’t it?
They were pretty pissed.
Oh, they cared. A lot. Spent a fortune designing a rocket that kept blowing up.
And when they lost the race, they suppressed all info on that rocket, and pretended they’d never tried in the first place.
Childishness and pettiness: Doin’ it right!
History fail or wishful thinking?
hm…
WTF? Read up on the “N1″, grasshopper.
In Soviet Russia…..Oh, never mind.
in Soviet Russia mind nevers you!
Bitter Troll has Teh Funneh.
Use this gift wisely.
In Soviet Russia, Teh Funneh has Bitter Troll!
Dammit!!
…”…because the producers thought it would be funny if I talked to Forrest.”…
Sakes alive! Did someone really just poke fun at the Great and Holy Saint JFK? Heavens to Betsy, what a blasphemer!
Your name…says it all.
TOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!11!!elebenty!!!
Is JFK a saint now? If he is I am *so* switching to Catholicism.
Michael Bay and Paul Veerhoven team up to make the film. OH MY GOD THATS DEVIDING BY ZERO!! Hollywood vanishes in a vortex of oblivion..
Now THAT was funny.
nooo we just finished a great screenplay! was gonna make GAJILLIONS!
It WAS. Until UpTheYingYang went and divided by zero.
Y”ALL TROLL POSTIN’ IN A HOAX THREAD
I am loving that suit. Men in suits, nicely tailored that is, make me happy!
That was the first thing I noticed too
, but I’m not liking it. 
Poofy shoulders, weird collar and tie, and a light-colored vest. Either that was the style of the tiiiimes or he was trying to be trendy and failing.
Not funny. Greatest president ever shot because he was ending the fed reserve. Look where America is now.
Morons, the speech was at Rice and the picture is from two years before, from the inaugural. HA! you fail!
It doesn’t matter. Get off the site if you’re not going to take the joke and laugh, instead of pointing out someone else’s fallacies because you are sexually inadequate in every way.
How many ways are there exactly?