Comments on: Facepalming

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:47:55 +0000

On Bob’s behalf or mine?
Personally, my theory is that a video featuring a hot shirtless guy in black leather pants was more memorable than that particular (rather mediocre) book.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:02:52 +0000

Damn, charro’s kinda freaky. Go, charro!!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:53:44 +0000

Drugs? Alcohol?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:52:43 +0000

Well to be fair to alphabet soup, I noticed the same thing. It’s a lot more fingers to pressure points above teh eye than facepalm, really.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:50:40 +0000

It’s tough to create a lol when the same people are used just from a different angle. There doesn’t seem to be much variety. Static postures and mute expressions are hard to make interesting.

I made this one but kept the captioning to myself.

cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4724410

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:29:34 +0000

really- hands charro the phone-

nom nom nom

By: charro

charro — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:22:57 +0000

Yeah talking on the phone while getting oral is a challenge.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:31:57 +0000

“he also kept referring to himself in the third person.”
`
Bob Dole refers to Bob Dole in the third person.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:30:29 +0000

OK, sure, the first couple of times — and there’s always the opportunity to learn new techniques — but after that, it would be like, “Okay already!”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:27:49 +0000

“Some… Ovaltine?”

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:19:00 +0000

I don’t read the Huffington Post, nor am I in their employ.
Thanks, though, for another idiotic generalization.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:13:40 +0000

La Viva Loca, babeh!

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:10:48 +0000

Whenever I read your posts I’m reminded of a really pretentious Ricky Martin interview where he also kept referring to himself in the third person. In fact I think I read your posts in his voice now.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:40:25 +0000

I seem to remember a video of the Boomtown Rats song “Up all Night” that featured Bob shirtless, in black leather pants, holding a python a la Nastassja Kinski. I read his autobiography awhile back, but I rmember the video a lot better, for some reason.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:16:30 +0000

Try driving or talking on the phone sometime…eating cake would be..well, a piece of cake in comparison.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:11:29 +0000

“BLUCHER!”
-neigh-

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:46:54 +0000

“why are you talking like that?”
“I thought you wanted to.”
“No, I don’t want to.”
“Suit yourself. I’m easy.”

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:44:24 +0000

“werewolf?”
“there wolf.”

“roll, roll, roll in zee hay…”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:31:54 +0000

Yeah, what Charro said about vag…wait, what?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:28:15 +0000

No, here here Eric. Eric not there there.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:27:10 +0000

I hope so. My latest offerings took a beating in the voting pages. They weren’t that great.

By: Cowlifornia

Cowlifornia — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:10:14 +0000

utterly stimulated!

By: Rattus

Rattus — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:24:20 +0000

I had a huge crush on him in the late 70s. Huge. I even read his autobiography.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:06:03 +0000

Speaking of total pricks…. why don’t you post your reply where it belongs?
*puts on glasses and teacher voice*
If you’ll divert your attention to the comment box’s bottom right corner you’ll see a few letters written in blue. These letters (R. E. P. L. Y.) spell reply. If you wish to comment directly to Igor’s statement, which was completely true, just click that and begin typing. From there you click the ADD COMMENT button and you’re finished!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:34:25 +0000

Well, I’d say “yes”, but then I don’t know anyone who admitted to fancying him even back in the day, and Punk was part of the soundtrack of my teenage years.

By: Mimi

Mimi — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:28:26 +0000

HAHA! I was listening to The Boomtown Rats when I saw this!
By the way… Is it wrong that I think Bob’s still strangely sexy?

By: Sheesh

Sheesh — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:50:18 +0000

Speaking of total pricks…Why don’t you go back to Huffington Post where you belong?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:21:24 +0000

hsdghsdcvhert- When you’re too lazy to come up with a name, and want to ruin jokes with attention to detail that indicates you’re a TOTAL prick. By the way, pronouncing things fail is a pretty stupid way to make them fail.

By: hsdghsdcvhert

hsdghsdcvhert — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:19:01 +0000

I see no palm-face contact, therefore this is fail

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:30:15 +0000

I already made baby-ritas with your spawn.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:21:50 +0000

just wondering, cauze when you give birth to troll brood, bitter troll wants to make a omlete

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:19:32 +0000

Yeah, like that.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:14:30 +0000

They give birth to egglies.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:12:59 +0000

do mermaids give birth to babies or lay eggs like fish?

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:11:47 +0000

*cuddles back*

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:10:47 +0000

-snuggles charro- fine fine, but cuddles for now

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:10:04 +0000

Hey, not there. That’s for sodomy purposes only.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:08:35 +0000

-plants another flag in charro-

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:07:27 +0000

Clitter, little buddy?

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:06:46 +0000

I can tie the stem in a know with my tongue.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:05:01 +0000

-offers her cherry off stem-

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:03:47 +0000

No batteries, just strap on.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:01:56 +0000

kinda sorta…..fresh batteries?

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:00:49 +0000

I love bitter troll feeding me cake from his bitter troll hands.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:56:49 +0000

-Sighs and pats bitter troll’s head-
What I meant, little buddy, was that one should want to see their OWN genitalia being put in a beautiful woman. Although, since you’re a troll, it’s pretty acceptable.
After all, you ARE a different species.
And who WOULDN’T want to see more Igor penis, especially with hot women in the picture?

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:56:22 +0000

fin toe elbow kidney, all thesame to bitter troll

but explains this smell….smell of cake

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:55:32 +0000

-feeds charro cake by his troll hands-

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:54:42 +0000

I’m a mermaid. I have no toes silly. That’s my fin.

By: charro

charro — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:54:15 +0000

I have a strap on.. that’s like a penis. Right?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:53:49 +0000

Just messing with ya, Grimtroll.