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What’s the difference between a dead cat in the road and a dead clown in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the cat.
Dude!!
dude! where is bitter trolls car?
Get your own props.
get your own bag -crunch-
Get your own rainbow ‘fro wig.
Yay!
What was that guy taking?!?
(As in, the guy in the coffin)
It’s not funny?
ok, fine.
Keep commenting. Please.
sorry
Oops was that mean? (Heheh)
Anyway, click the [link]
No, it wasn’t
-throws fruit pies at people-
Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt… Then it’s a freekin circus!
Ow, stop it! The Hostess pies hurt, dude! And the McDonald’s pies BURN!!
if reading comics in the 60-70′s taught bitter troll anything, you can distract villians by throwing fruit pies at them…then shoot them
Bitter brak is bitter because Mom threw out all his comics when he was away at college…every Marvel title from #1 to #100 including Amazing Tales #15. Bitter brak weeps once again.
Thanks for the link to the news article.
“Highest honor a clown can recieve”!
(Sniff. Wipes eyes.)
I should be extraordinarily disappointed if SOMETHING funny didn’t happen. By the way, does someone on the intarwebz know when and where this photo was taken?
zombie clown poping out and eating other clowns would make the bitter troll laugh
Dude.
*pictures Benedict snacking down with Neal and Bob*
Dude.
that would be ok. 30 zombie clowns popping out would be more fitting.
And exponentially more horrifying.
I think 30 clowns are horrifying already, even if they’re not zombies.
isn’t that what watching a Romero film feels like now?
They’re probably burying one of their victims…. *shudders*
Want a balloon?
Beep beep, dissi…
Dammit, Deep Thought!
*runs screaming*
Awww… You want it don’t you dissi? Hmm… Of course you do… and there’s cotton candy, fries, and all sorts of surprises down here… and balloons too… All colors.
Hee hee that was me…
Nooo. NoNoNo! I can take ghosts, werewolves, zombies, trolls, even spiders….clowns creep me out so bad!
Oh….I’m not crazy about mimes, either. That is all.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Evil lurks in his eyes
The clown they call Pennywise
He’ll catch you by surprise
The clown they call Pennywise
bitter troll was certainly suprised
when pennywise came to him while on toilet
Pennywise was on a a toilet when he came to you?
“Hey, some smartass glued this thing to my butt. Can you help me out, bud?”
Where is that from?
Me.
Well why did you put it in quotes, smartass?
Because I’m making up quotes for Pennywise.
My bads.
no bitter troll was takeing a bitter dump
Sounds bitter.
and burning
They make a cream for that.
Those volcano tacos will do that to you.
Was there alum involved? That would make it veeeery bitter.
Penny W., that Clownman vs. Mime is hillarious! Thanks (I … THNK!)
No, seriously, LOL!
Oh mimes are easy dissimilitude. Just make sure to pump all the air out of the invisible box…
that sounds very very fun
You guys are a bunch of pansies. Scared of clowns. I was a clown a few times for Halloween.
I was Richard Simmons last year.
I’m sorry.
I went as the Chrysler Building. My legs were Lexington Ave., with little cars stuck to my tights.
The dirty joke line forms here. Please take a number.
I got number 69!
I’ve got number 96. I think I did something wrong.
no no charro you spared, you on the to be protected list..see written in crayon. hot mermaid lady
Oh thanks bitter troll, but I was in the line for dirty joke telling.
I appreciate being spared from zombie bitter troll’s brain feeding frenzy.
it long day for bitter troll, sometimes threads all look same
That’s ok.
My family does crazy themed halloween parties. The theme last year (which I had no part in picking) was “Haunted Ho’ Down”. I went as a dead Fair Queen.
Sorry?!? Are you kidding me?!?! It was a dream come true!
I was Sarah Palin.
sometimes bitter troll dresses like clown, crawls out of under childrens bed….looks at them from foot of bed and just points and laughs….sometimes puts on his mama’s face and does a lil dance too
And thus we have the psychogenesis of the bitter …
This entire thread, replies up and down, is making me laugh.
That’s a good thing.
It’s also tempting me to watch a zombie movie.
Maybe not so good. :-O
I bet you scared the Sheattle outta yourself.
Oops, sorry Eric; forget you were from St. Floozie, not Sheattle.
Oh, okay. I wondered where you were going with that. LOL
Hey! Don’t knock coulrophobia.
But I thought that in the story, Pennywise died
jason died too, but you cant keep real evil down
tim curry to kool to cill
“To make a long story short…”
“Too late.”
You’re starting to scare me, guys….
Awww, come on bucko! Don’t you want a… balloon?
can bitter troll float down there?
THEY ALL FLOAT!
do the root beers float?
Down here, they all float.
yay rootbeer floats!
Hmm….let’s see, playing cards, disfigured smile, green hair……Run! It’s the Joker!
Um. . . No, it’s Pennywise. Pennywise the Dancing Clown. . . That’s why he named himself Pennywise.
He pretty much scared the crap out of an entire generation. I didn’t think he was -THAT- scary though. I watched It and Killer Clowns from Outer Space in 1990 or 1991 (so that would make me 6 or 7 years old), and I turned out just fine.
*takes Pennywise’s balloon, and makes sure to avoid any attempts at ripping my arm off*
Oh. I wasn’t familiar with that show.
Oh no! It’s….It’s…..”IT”
Coulrophobia….kicking in….
books, not just for breakfast anymore
you can read um!
Obligatory….TVTropes…..link….here…
I never saw or read It, so I don’t get the scared of clowns thing.
Why, Stephen King, why?!Why must you do this to us?
How many clowns can they get in that coffin??
Maybe it’s a guy in that coffin who’s had one too many coffees…..
maybe its filled with hostess apple pies!
…that had been thrown at people…
No way, dude, you don’t throw Hostess apple pies! You throw cream pies. You eat the Hostess ones. Mmmmm…
42 of course-collars catslave-
The whole of the US Congress if health care reform passes.
congress gets free health care for life
so lets all get into congress and we wont have to worry about it
I’m voting for Bitter Troll.
me bitter troll, and me approve this message of doom
DOOM!!!!!
And the crowd goes wild.
“YAY.”
Beer!
Daily Show FTW!
But really, bitter troll, I thought you would support the other solution introduced, where people get to trade their organs for free health care or a tax deduction…
Again, where’s the politics? (At least throw in a “LOL Congress” for politeness’ sake.) Or have I been redirected to Postmodern Kitchen by mistake?
Win!
gratz cosman, your the billionth person to ever say WIN randomly at something that might be slightly a win. this makes you the most original and creative person. not a clone at all
Gee, sarcasm. How original. Now I’m becoming bitter…and it’s evident from my previous comments that I am nothing like that.
more original then saying WIN…FAIL…or the even more so clever the first millions times bitter troll seen it EPIC FAIL
EPIC WIN ?!?!???
News, Dhoti. News. Try to grasp that. Funerals do make the news.
Especially when clowns are the pallbearers.
be more news worthy if the clown the barried was a cereal killer…..he done killed capn’n crunch!
Shit! The Kaboom clown is dead??? And he killed the Cap’n??
Kaboom, best substitute for Lucky Charms!!
Allright kiddos, how many of you thought: “Ah, it’s Beano’s funeral at teh Fools’ Guild”?
….and how many of you got that reference?
well i saw a guy who laughed at what you said but then he said he was remembering something he saw earlier.
so no
is it from dukes of hazard?
No…..from the Discworld series of novels by Terry Pratchett…..
books scare and confuse bitter troll…
you must be a witch!
WITCH!
I would’ve preferred the Dukes of Hazzard.
YEEEEEHAAWWW!!!!- jumps the creek-
I’ll get you Duke boys!
o.O
“Only bad witches are ugly” ~Glinda
OTS: I just read in the news here that Bill Clinton secured the release of two journalists being held by N. Korea by apologizing and I quote:
What I would like to know is, what is Clinton doing there on his own, yet speaking on behalf of the president. And was Clinton there on behalf of Obama or not? If you want to read the whole story, you can go to {http://www.smh.com.au/world/clinton-smooths-over-kim-journos-free-20090805-e93x.html}
SILENCE YOUR LIBERAL LIES!
clearly clinton thought they was hookers!
took them back to his house in alabama or where ever he is from
we do not claim the clintons
He’s from Hope, Arkansas.
Do your homework, man.
trolls do no homework
you no prove him from hope!
Clearly you don’t understand how Bitter Troll works. BT is worth his weight in gold just by being funny, not factual.
well how much do trolls weigh? We may have to turn him into CASH4Gold.
bitter troll typical troll size. 12’7, 1,337 pounds…
Clunker for Cash?
$12,268,312 (give or take) 0_0
but bitter troll made of troll not gold. you thinking of lucky charms midget
How’d you fit under my bed? And what did you do with the cat under there?
bitter troll carries lots of lube.
and cat was nummy
Good. I hated that cat.
lube? was it a suppository?
bitter troll had to get the hamster out some how
Light a match and fart. KABOOM!
bitter troll not want to take out half of florida!
No no. bitter troll is mine, all negotiations have to go through me.
-cries- they wall sell the bitter troll! pay off national debt
They have to go through me first.
*plants flag*
Oh great, another hippie liberal who doesn’t want to reduce the national debt. Get a job, hippie!
Loan me some money, I’ll get a job.
bitter troll lapdances 20 dollar song…happy ending for all!
I lapdance you or you lapdance me? I’m a mermaid and can’t dance and have no lap.
not have legs on land like the sultry darrel hanna?
No, I’m like the Little Mermaid. I need a spell to switch to legs. But I get to keep my voice. I don’t much like land. I prefer water.
Under comrade obama’s communist fascism, that sounds about right! You COMMIE!!!!!
in soviet russia lap dances you!
-slaps self-
bitter troll sorry bout that one
Yay fasmunism coscist! Wait, what?
I dunno. I’m just not very good at conservatrolling.
Can we get extra frosting?
Oh, you know it. Extra frosting for all!
Creamy frosting, mmmm
NNNmmm-ppphhh!
*tries to hold hand over mouth to stifle unpeaceful observation*
Mph mht ms msssh, me mmmd…
*uncovers mouth*
If that had been boosh, not only would North Korea have kept the journalists, but boosh would have ordered an attack on Seoul.
Uh, Seoul is in S. Korea…
I think that was her ever so subtle point
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I bet we find out later that Kim Jung Il was paid off in warheads and hookers to let my PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (sorry, was channeling Moses)
Good. Kim needs to get laid. It may have been a brilliant strategy. Bill will get him high, get him laid, and soon Kim will settle down a bit and everything will be cool.
As long as it was the good sh!t and not the stuff that’ll make him paranoid. The last thing we need is an already paranoid nut job getting a bad trip. Especially since you know he sleeps with the Red Button under his pillow at night….
Dude, c’mon, you know Bill ALWAYS carries the good shit.
Oh! Man, my humor radar must need calibrating..
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Sorry, as you were..
Oh Eds, sometimes you just need to send in Bill…
My guess is that Bill heard that Kim Jong-Il was “ronery” and decided that Hilary’s arm was still too broken, so he went to relieve some “stress” in Pyongyang. In order to stop Bill’s homosexual advances, Kim offered the two reporters.
I thought that was the plot to Bruno.
Did it work? Please tell me it worked.
only issue with that idea lefty is…..lets face it bill only touched hillary once, when he was really really really drunk.
Wait. . . that’s a problem with my story? All the more probability that he’s off to screw someone else.
of course bill man is off to screw something else, hell if a sweater sits still long enough he will try to leave his bill stains on it
Actually, it isn’t the sending of Bill that got my attention, it was the White House saying it wasn’t true, and then saying they couldn’t comment on Bill’s mission. And, why is Clinton apologizing on behalf of the U.S. when he wasn’t a special envoy? Frankly, the whole thing stinks and makes me wonder if the U.S. is now kowtowing to N. Korea.
They got the journalists back. That’s good, isn’t it?
donno…bill man traveled to N korea and talked to creepy belly troll man with bad hair
surely it has something to do with obama mans birth papers
all plot to cover it up
and hookers…
…infact forget N korea and the papers…just the hookers!
with blackjack, and hookers
ya know what, forget the blackjack
and dancers, they don’t call him “Dollar Bill” for nothing
That isn’t the point though, is it? If Clinton was not representing the U.S., why is he apologizing for ‘hostile acts’, when the only thing they were doing was covering the refugees fleeing across the border? It’s not like they went in and planted bombs, now THAT would be a hostile act!
bill man said what ever he had to , get those ladies out and home
Yeah, that was my guess too. Forget trying to look big and bad against the evil dictator. Just tell him what he wants to hear to get the people out of there. We may look weak for the moment, but we got the people out of there, and that’s a win.
You’re kidding, right? Please, tell me you’re kidding..
He’s kidding.
Getting the people out was a win. That part I was serious about.
now bill did act oddly true
but bitter troll sure nice ladies not complaining about how he did it
nice ladies work for algore the carbon troll, algore sent his former wingman in for the pickup
*shakes his head* – I give.. we return you to your normally scheduled program.
no no eddie man, if you disagree you can voice it.
just realize we not always agree on things
What am I missing? Why is it bad that Clinton got the journalists back?
No, it’s bad that he apologized to Kim on behalf of Obama. If anything, it should have been Hillary and not Bill.
Ah, I see your point now. Also interesting how happy they were to receive Bill there. You’re right, that does ask more questions than it answers.
He has a big American penis.
*whew* – finally! I knew you would see what I was driving at eventually..
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@charro – I have no personal experience with his size, but Hillary has admitted that “he’s a big dick”. Does that count?
Eddie–I think she’s making a South Park reference. And a damn fine one too!
Again, I think my humor radar is malfunctioning. I’ll get it into the shop and hopefully it will be working right tomorrow.
Dollar Bill brings lots of change, always popular at girlie bars in pyongyang
Charro, I think Hillary does too. That being said, Eds, I think Bill’s good ‘ole boy approach would go farther than Hil’s… claws of doom (for lack of a better phrase).
I agree, Jane, but it’s not a good sign that we can’t send Hillary in for that kind of thing. Although maybe Kim isn’t a Hillary fan. All we can do is speculate really. :-\
It was a South Park reference, but yes Eds, him being a big dick could work.
Are girlie bars in Pyongyang a good place for Pootie Tang?
FYI – I tried to get my humor recalibrated today. The guy says it’s out of commission for at least a week. So, if I don’t get a joke or I come across as snarky, please forgive. The tech’s are overwhelmed and they don’t see my requirement as critical.
They just played a radio interview with one of the journalists here, and she said “… there was president Clinton…”!! I thought they were arrested in March this year?
Presidents are allowed to be called president for life. That was the correct address for him.
I call president for life!
Sorry, all you can be is PK Vice-President for Life.
omg! clowns die? i thought they were soulless creatures
so when they die nothing happens?
Where are the ICP fans when they are needed? No hope for the lonely Juggalos.
Back to the picture. I would like to see the flowers squirting water like a huge fountain and that coffin should have been pulled from the clown car. For those of you going green, the herse could be used to carry the entire attendance of the funeral to the cemetary. And as they pay their last respects, they should throw the rubber noses into the grave as the casket is lowered.
I’ve been to my share of funerals and was born with a sick sense of humor. This is how I envision a nice send off for a member of a group that can be completely misunderstood. RIP Mr. or Ms. Unnamed clown, I’m sure you spread your share of smiles and laughter.
bitter troll’s coffen will have escape hatch for when bitter troll rises as bitter zombie troll
yay Zombie!!!!
Thanks for the warning, we’ll post a watch at the grave.
mmmm nummy, guards get eaten first
Oh, did I fail to mention that they will have a double barrel shotgun?
bitter troll will have coffen mounted anti-tank gun
Ok, you win.. we’ll just form a line and let you work your way through it…
please take ticket and wait till bitter troll calls your number. now serveing #1
We could just use the remaining clowns instead of sacrificing ourselves.
cause clowns are all minions of soon to be president cthulhu
What ideology does cthulhu fall under?
The works of HP Lovecraft. Now do a Wiki search for yourself; You’ve got 2 terms that should get mostly relevant results.
Well now, this is just silly.
*beat*
And frightening.
*runs away*
Has anyone else noticed one of the clowns has the word DUST on his hat? Seems sorta – dunno, appropriate, somehow.
There was a lol made from this same picture. The ceremony was promptly followed by a 21 whoopie cushion salute.
You can’t see the one whose hat says “Ashes.” Clown funerals are weird.
Captain Obvious would like a word with you…
I just figured his name was Dusty and we couldn’t see the Y due to the angle.
Well, I figured that may be the case but the whole ashes and dust thing caught my attention. It seems a little too somber for a bunch of clowns.
These guys look confused, maybe they’ve lost the plot!
Clowns put the Fun in Funerals
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
sad but true