Jack Nicholson Impression
You’re doin’ it pretty well, actually
(Joe Biden)
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Any caption containing the phrase
“you’re doin it wrong/right/pretty well actually” or any other combination
will be considered as an epic Fail and will be voted 1/5 from this point onwards.
Em, that has become a meme, so you’re months, if not years, late, and that’s if you actually are a sys admin.
I don’t think they are Admin because the name is usually cheezburger. They do pop in from time to time.
I know; I’ve had an odd friendly e-mail from Cheez, or his SO Tofu.
Ok; I’d presumed you guys were responsible for the servers as well the software, web design, and moderation.
Isn’t that WordPress? I’m not entirely sure how it all works.
If your avatar is a slice of cake I want to nom your avatar.
That sounds dirty.
Eric’s cake is a lie, though. I licked the screen but it just tastes like computer.
Not even the entire computer either, just the monitor.
My monitor tastes like cat butt.
My monitor tastes like Reese’s miniatures.
The 40oz bag kind.
My monitor tastes like Diet Pepsi, but that’s because I just coughed while drinking some.
My monitor has a flavor. That flavor is dust.
@ DT and you know this how?
I licked the screen when I flipped over to ICHC. That’s how.
@DT I think Cpt. Wow was asking how you knew what cat poop tasted like.
Saaaaaaay…eh, actually I can’t find a way to make that dirty. Damn.
“You want some of me in your mouth? …. Okay.”
Done.
This sounds like a job for… A teenage boy!
What, me worry?
jack would make a good vp
He made an excellent president in Mars Attacks.
Loved that movie… Nicholson had a couple of good characters in that one.
Looks like the Enzyte guy…or did this double eat my post?
If he could only get his lines as well as Nicholson.
He really does look like Nicholson in that shot. I think this one is on the mark.
Reminds me of Jack Nicholson as president in Mars Attacks!
How can you do a Nicholson without the eyebrows?
Put on a pair of Ray-Ban shades. They not only enhance the Nicholson impression, they cover up eyebrows or lack of same.
this picture looks sooooooo photoshopped. whats with the white fuzzy area above his shoulders. and the jpeg compression!! MY GOD how many iterations has this poor photo gone through. OH THE HORROR!!!!
actually it doesn’t. it looks like it was a really low resolution and being blown up to the slightly larger size has made it all effed up. the “white fuzzy area above his shoulders” is the glare from the light off the leather chair.
if you’re not joking… please, actually learn what a photoshopped photo looks like.
Could also be a screen shot from streaming video. Those never look good.
You’re right. Were it photoshopped it’d look much better than this low res piccie.
Were it photoshopped it’d be an extremely stupid thing to ‘shop for that matter. What would be the point?
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TELEPROMPTER!
telepromtper tool
You know what’s another handy tool? Spell check. Don’t throw out insults if you can’t even spell them.
Thanks. I’m not part of the grammar police, but I appreciate words that are spelled correctly. You must talk English reel gud.
Well, personally, seeing blatant misspellings make me question the intelligence of the poster. Just saying. Get Firefox. It has a built in spellchecker.
I’m in agreement with you but…Could we cut some slack for the non-native English speakers? English spelling is not very straightforward and not easy to master for those learning it as a 2nd language. Plus, some commenters may not be in English speaking countries and may not have a need for an English-based spell check program.
I agree with you there, however- for me it’s always been particularly easy to identify people who are having trouble with the rules/speaking of English, rather than people who write “telepromtper” and clearly haven’t read their own post. Mostly, I hear people still learning correct English say things like “How to pull up _____ window please?”
Plus, at the risk of sounding snooty, when I studied German in high school and college, I wouldn’t think about opening my mouth and writing stuff if I didn’t think I had it spelled right and grammatically perfect. But that’s why I got an A+ every freaking semester for 7 or 8 years.
(Now I can’t remember jack shit.)
guten abend eric! ich habe deutsche seit vier jahre studiert. aber, ich habe es vergessen!!! verdammt nach mal.
ich bringe dich um!!
(yep, i don’t even capitalize my proper nouns in german. i am THAT lazy. and it’s been too many years since i used my german… i used to be nearly fluent)
Is there something wrong with my eyeballs, or did the snerky spell “teleprompter” correctly:
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TELEPROMPTER
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and did Pezra, in response, name-call smerky and suggest a correction that was, in fact, wrong:
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telepromtper tool
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Or was that the joke?
I thought Pezra was calling Obama or Biden a teleprompter tool, which is why I went all batshit on him/her. No matter if he’s defending them or not, though, learn to spell before insulting. It makes you look like such a moron to insult someone and spell it wrong.
Agreed, and I thought what Eric did on the insult initially, but I think they could be too stupid to hit the “reply” button.
Their is no won better ad speling in teh wurld then me!
wruld tool
Wutevr. I ar smrter then u! Louk ad how gud i spel!
Does anyone else get the impression that Biden is doing a little happy dance in the chair? “Look at me, look at me, I got a cha-air! I got a cha-air!! You can kiss my a-ass! You can kiss my a-ass!!”
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I also imagine that his presence at the “beer summit” was after an hour of him following Obama around going “Can I go too? Can I go too? I promise I will be quiet! Can I go? Canicanicanicanicanicanicanicanicani????????????” like a little chiuahua…….
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Biden makes me giggle.
Well…yeah. I’m just not sure how comfortable I feel about having a VP that makes me “giggle”. Although, he makes me facepalm rather than giggle.
Ya know, I thought about it and I’m not comfortable at all with it. Nope. It scares me a bit. I’m getting Dan Quayle flashbacks.
“Joe, your most important task as VP is to look as dopey as possible.”
“But, Mr. President, why?”
“Because nobody is gonna kill me if they all think you’re retarded.”
“I won’t let you down, Barack.”
I love this nest.
That’s why Nixon wasn’t impeached. Spiro Agnew scared everyone too much.
Same with Clinton.
So when do I get to be VP?
When Bitter Troll is elected as Prez. You’ll be in charge of the burninating energy policy.
And lighting the BBQ.
well bitter troll is running as VP on Cthulhu ticket next year. then me kill mightest of elder gods and become president man
This is true.. look what happened after he got Ford.
He got GM?
And Chrysler.
Didn’t they all pretty much get themselves by continuing to spew out massive numbers of badly made, over-bodied, under-damped cans, in the face of increasing sales of German and Japanese cars?
I told my kids this administration reminds me of “Rob and Big” on MTV! The black guy is followed around by this little white guy that he is constantly trying to keep out of trouble.
“HERE’S JOHNY!”
“HERE’S JOEY!”
More a Lyndon Johnson, really..
ahahahhaha that kinda smile always remineded me Jack Nicholson in joker role
Aside from the constant blatant stupidity thar Biden shows at every concievable opportunity, I agree, he’s got the look down. Jack would need a drunken botched lobotomy to play him, regardless how good of an actor he is.