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Guess which guy isn’t getting his ass kicked by his wife later
(Taro Aso, Stephen Harper, Barack Obama, Nicolas Sarkozy, Silvio Berlusconi and Dmitry Medvedev)
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Thanks. I was wondering what was the difference between plants and fungi.
Any time.
Is it douchebag day?
4 more years of douchebag!
Impeach the douchebag!
Douche the impeachbag!
Y’ALL NIGGAS POSTIN’ IN A TROLL THREAD!
but me troll so it ok bro, chill
DID HE DIE?
He’s clearly a cyborg and therefore has no actual need to look. Everything he will need for his nightly spank sessions (to appear normal, of course) is contained in his programming. Geez, pay attention.
I will be walking around for the rest of the day with the picture in my head of the President of the United States (any president) hiding guiltily in some corner of the White House stroking Uncle Pumpa with his “Oh” face on and crying. God what a great image…disturbing but sublime. Hee hee…thanks Froo!
They painted that house white for a reason, dontcha know….
I guess that’s a win. The image freaked me out though. Good joke just……. *cringe*
I guess it’s better than the mental image of you being fed peeled grapes by Barbara Walters in a thong while Ann Coulter spanks you with a riding crop and Joe Biden tickles Hillary’s ass with a feather duster……and of course, Hillary is dressed like Slave Leia from “Return of the Jedi”….
Why did Jabba the Hut need a progression of humanoid slave girls in skimpy outfits anyway? Clearly he and Leia aren’t anatomically compatible, so how does putting her in a bikini serve his purposes?
Maybe he thought it was fun to torture the more humanoid versions of his minions with something they had to look at but could never have?
Like most evil perverts, it isn’t the act that gets him off, it’s the domination and humiliation that makes Jabba’s little slug get happy.
Does Jabba even have a little slug? That’s what I’m talking about.
I think he is just one giant slug… With eyes and a mouth.
regardless of having a little slug or not, Jabba gets his jollies by exerting control over others. The power is not only the aphrodisiac, it’s better than the improbable physical intimacy itself.
I think that George Lucas knew that boys wanted to see Carrie Fisher in a bikini and didn’t think through the logistics. There are a multitude of ways to humiliate and subjugate people, why continuously create sex objects out of sexy females. He could just as easily create a sex object out of Chewbacca, it’d do as much for him.
MMmmmm he shaved his wookie
I appologize for getting too in depth about Jabba, I give George Lucas too much credit for putting that much thougt into the POS that was Jedi. The reason behind slave Lea was simply for “production Value” and FWAP material for the pre-teens and teens like myself who grew up with SW who would pay to see it over and over and over. I hope George Lucas burns in the worst part of hell for what he did to SW and Indy!
Being a star wars geek I know that the Hutts are both genders. Not at the same time, they actually change back and forth throughout their life. Not sure if that’s considered hermaphroditic or if there’s another term for it. That being the case, which one was Jabba at the time?
most huts dont fancy the hoomanoid form at all and consider jabba love for them perverted
Naw it was cool, fun discussion anyway you look at it.
way to ruin slave leia
I do what I can.
<3 love for slave bikini leia forever!
“They painted that house white for a reason,”
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That’s not paint.
The answer is “Obama and Medvedev”.
The answer is “Silvio Berlusconi.” Because, y’know, Berlusconi.
Aw, you beat me to it.
He’d probably enjoy it anyway.
I agree with Czernobog. But Medvedev looks blissfully unaware of anything.
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Do you guys know why divorces are so expensive??
Don’t give away all our secrets, Capt…
Captain Wow: B/c they’re worth it!!
Hahaha look at sarkozys face! : D
I guess he starred on her ass more than just 2 ms ^^
Sarkozy, Berlusconi and Dean from Liberty Meadows should have a team-up.
Also, liberty is funny to type on a qwerty keyboard.
libertz?
megahertz?
Hershey Squirtz?
Dmitry, but only because his wife doesn’t watch CNN*!
* Random choice of international news broadcaster.
Wrong- they are ALL getting “whipped” later on and forever.
I’ve found a good spanking to put me in the mood from time to time
you’ve gotta ask, where is Angela Merkel? Did she miss the memo?
“Hot Intern adjusting pants at 3:00 pm today. Be sure to wear pants.”
and also, Stephen Harper is definitely singing ‘O Canada.’ In his pants.
harper looks amused by his tie
“Hm I’m glad my wife picked this out today”
LOL
What an interesting insight!
Berlusconi wonders why no one helps that old lady and Sarkozy just gets a boner.
This bugs me about Medvedev every time I see him in a suit. WHY does he always wear such large knotted ties? They are incredibly unattractive.
It’s better than the noose Vlad’ll put around his neck if he screws up…
Large knotted ties supposedly suit people with long necks. I should know. I’ve got a long neck. However, it’s not just that they knots in the ties are large, it’s because he wears shirts with wider openings in the collar, which leave a shadow, making the tie look that much bigger.
And also like mothergoose said. It is better than the noose Vlad will use to dispose of him with once the puppet tries to defy his master.
You learn something new everyday. He does have a rather long neck and the cranium is of good size too.
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Perhaps Vlad will just hang him with the strings?
Nah, Michelle would never kick Obama’s ass. The polls are doing that for her right now.
=O
You opened the floodgates!
Truthiness FTW
Props to Aso for not giving in to peer pressure and bucking the dark suit trend!
We need more Berlusconi Lols
Well, that would be Obama. Or Medvedev. Or Berlusconi (he already got his ass kicked and currently isn’t married and the Italians love him for his machoism). Or Aso, Harper or Sarkozy (someone dropped something right in front of where they were walking.) Of course you would look. It would be rude not to look.
Obvious troll is obvious.
no no obama man no jebus, him superman
only son sent from strange power father
come to save hoomans from their own greed and selfishness
with strange and great powers beyond mortal…son of a..
It’s not being a troll to take some oposition to the president. I don’t remember seing any praises like this to bush. I don’t remember anyone being called a troll for making fun of bush.
You’re a hypocrite and can’t break reality.
Have a nice day.
No, being a troll is in the delivery. Troll.
And/or in the intentions, natch.
The castrated one.
*snerk*
Wasn’t that pic with that caption featured allready? o_O
I’m positive it was posted somewhere, but I can’t seem to find it.
I was sure we saw the exact same picture with the exact same caption once before as well. WTF, admins?
I thought that was the picture of Bush standing out to the right side of that line of guys, and we got into a big discussion of how his wrinkled slacks made him a bad person?
No, I remember that one too, but we’ve had this very same lol before, I swearz I’m not crazy!
There there, dear. It’s ok
*signals men in white coats*
These men are here to help you, dear. They will give you cookies!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *grabs cookies and runs away*
Shouty troll is shouty (and obvious).
hellfcukinyeah OBAMA iz teh new JEBUS
Do the trolls hold a meeting and decide where they’re gonna spread their nonsense before the day begins?
it’s on ed’s lawn before he wakes up
That makes a lot of sense but I also suspect they communicate by leaving slimy trails that others follow. Which is why it is so important to remove the first one; it confuses the rest and they give up and go back to their holes.
Except bitter troll.
I think it’s troll pheromones.
WHAT?!?! There’s no damn troll meeting on my lawn.. you must have it mistaken for my neighbor (useless person that he is.) Besides, I have Jane, shortright and Captain Wow to make sure that sh!t doesn’t happen.
bitter troll would like to call this troll meeting to order
first agenda on agenda…pooping on eddies’s lawn..all in flavor say yesh
Charro, you want to control your BT a little better? At least bag his ‘business’ when he’s done..
-looks up from his copy of wall street journal , ajusting his glasses-
wha?
Sweetie pie, please to be not leaving your leavings on Eddie’s lawn.
-grabs the troll pooper scooper- okies…but great fertlizer
I bag biznis from no one. Your lawn is waterlogged, I’m a mermaid. If you would like my assistance with bitter troll near your lawn, please to be casting the charro leg making spell.
You need: Eye of Eric, Hair of Jane, Umbilical Cord of Froo’s Froolet, Toenail of Captain Wow and Feather of Mother Goose. But in a large bowl with two large goose eggs, 1 cup flour, 2 cups milk, 1 cup water, and 5 teaspoons of sugar. Mix until fluffy, bake at 400 degrees kelvin and serve with lemon garnish.
Or you could just bribe me with cake. I like cake.
Damnations, I meant landlogged. Stupid trying to use words that aren’t real word.
I give up forgive typos and spelling errors please. charro has had a bad bad day.
-hugs his charro- bitter troll sorry for bad day
*hugs* thanks my bitter one.
-offers his charro fresh baked troll cake-
made with real bits of troll!
Yay! Troll cake! *noms*
-adds sprinkles to cake-
cause sprinkles make the world a better place!
*puts a fresh strawberry angel food cake in front of charro*
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Please?
*noms*
Okee Eds. I will make sure bitter troll behaves himself near your lawn.
It’s a lot like having an infestation of moles. Or cranky gnomes.
None on my watch sir! *salutes*
They don’t have to Eric, they share a hive mind like the borg. Without the cool laser pointers on their heads.
I’m not sure about this theory, Kurt, because it assumes that there is actually a mind for them to share.
Well, the term mind is used loosely. Though it is possible there is one queen troll *Cough*winehouse*cough* controlling them all like a bee hive. Now if only they could be as productive as bees.
well they might do more political thinking if they weren’t so busy getting all that crack for Ms. Winehouse
Oh! Oh! *waves hand around in teh air* I know the answer! Dmitry Medvedev!
i love how everyone doesn’t comment on the picture they are commenting on…
what was she doing anyway?
I like how the guy on the left, in the lovely powder blue suit is reaching into his pocket for more stuff to drop.
Obama prefers looking at younger arse.
School begins in about three weeks. Thank heavens.
Starts on Monday here. *grumps* Now I have to get up an hour earlier every day because my son’s stupid school starts at 7:30 a.m., which I think is a perfectly ridiculous time to start anything, other than maybe a fishing trip.
Or breakfast in bed. After…
Lol… yeah. I just hate getting up early!
That’s a horrid time to start school. Best school I ever worked at started at 9 and ended at 3:30. Perfect.
Studies have shown that kids do better when not forced to get up at the crack of dawn to go to school. It’s true.
Crack is wack!
Studies have shown that Jane does better when she doesn’t have to get up at the crack of dawn as well.
The only person who likes the crack of dawn is Tony Orlando.
*runs away*
Lol…I may be the only person here right now old enough to get that!
Nope. I coveted that crack, too
I now have “Knock Three Times” stuck in my head. Yo, Tessie, thanks for bringing up Tony Orlando!
*sigh*
Two are, one might, and three aren’t.
Erm, is anyone of them looking at her ass? Looks like she’s just dropped something and is crouching to pick it up. If someone drops something next to me i usually turn my head/turn around to see what happened and then help pick it up if i’m quick enough.
Tbh i think people are streaching a bit too far trying to make everything Obama does look good.
but its more the fact everyone looking down to her as a HUGE smile on their faces, like they are thinking about …well…i will show you with this ken and barbie
All of them are smiling and only 2 of them actually look as if they might be checking her out.
no obama man looks more annoyed then anything
crazy white girls trying to get him in trouble with his wife.
Must be a republican spy.
Obama’s annoyed because steve harper dropped those papers on purpose, and is wasting precious world leader meeting time. For shame.
Y’ALL TROLL POSTIN’ IN A NIGGAS THREAD
what other kinda posts me suppost to do?
Your name is a niggas name.
successful troll fails?
*head explodes*
… This is a bit weak and strained.
Guess again —> http://www.repubblica.it/2006/05/gallerie/esteri/foto-leader-g8/4.html
OMFG that’s HILARIOUS
Thanks for the photo… BWAHAHAHAHAHA
probably the guy on the far right since we already have pictures of obama checking out a 17 year olds ass.
sarkozy look so ridicules xD
is it just me or our the current batch of world leaders pretty small?
That would be Harper, because his wife left him. BOYA
Of course not. That fruit only has a wife to make him look less like a fruit. But of course the government worshiping fool that made this caption is more than likely one too. Being a fruit is good for global warming since you tend to be a non-reproducer. One of these days you might even get United Nations carbon tax credits for it.
Obama won’t get his ass kicked “later” for sure, he’s learned his lesson a few monthes ago
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mothergoose FTW!
You can’t take down MG!
FIRST!!!!!!! i await the massive long ordinal post that only proves that your stupid enough to react to the fact that i said one thing and that your gonnna look cool on the interwebs by wasting your time posting a wikipedia article.
Aw, look, it’s trying to be relevant! Come on, little troll, I know you can do it!!!!
You negated the ordinal post by throwing down a dare.. wankstain. Besides, dumbass, you’re not first.. in fact, I would guess that in most team sports you’re usually last.
You’re also awaiting the loss of your virginity but I have a feeling you’re going to be disappointed on both counts.
And yet MG didn’t respond, so he kinda won that one…
How do you figure, sock puppet?