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Not everyone likes you
(Rahm Emanuel)
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Shit, man, in politics if everyone likes you that means you’re either a beloved elder statesman with dementia or dead.
Or both. Think Zombie Reagan
I do NOT want to think of Zombie Reagan. *shudder*
“Brainssss….mooommmmmyyyyy…..weeeeelllllll….trickle dooooowwwwnnnn”
Damnit. I’m not gonna sleep for weeks!
This is your brain.
This is your brain on Zombie Reagan.
Any questions?
Zombie Reagan/Robot Nixon, 2012
That picture you linked…it’s just amazing.
zombie reagan man scare bitter troll
There there sweetie. *enfolds bitter troll into her loving mermaid arms*
-snuggles the mermaidness of charro-
Ah, life is good. *croons softly*
Oh noes! Zombie Reagan! Help!
*crawls into hobbit hole*
Zombie Reagan, or Bobbie Byrd.
Oh look. A troll *eyeroll*
Someone must be destroying their natural habitat. Everyone, please, save 4chan and keep trolls in the environment they belong!
What on earth could anyone want with that natural habitat? Is it a source of renewable energy? Oil at the bottom of the swamp? Is there gold in them thar hills?
I think there might be natural gas involved somehow.
Zombie ……troll?
BRAAAIINNNNSSssssssss
Sent by Pennywise!!
Oh, and from Middle-earth!
Infected in a Zombie Apocalypse
Wondering if he’s doing his Commandant Lassard impression here.
What a very fine, fine, fine comment you have made. In just 12 weeks you will be appreciated for it.
Mmm… I’d say it’s his Captain Morgan impression.
I’m going to agree with you there, Lefty.
Rahm has a little captain in him. I’m not sure why, but he always strikes me as chief wormy guy in the administration. Can’t put my finger on it.
Well, he is quite thin.
Could it be the letter that one of the House members sent him saying that his intimidation tactics wouldn’t work anymore? That his threats and arm-twisting were going to be wasted in the coming months?
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Or the steak knife in the table, or the fish in the mail?
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Nah, those things are very innocent and whatnot
Or his “dead dead dead” quote while swinging a steak knife. He’s one of those skeevy political insiders that have all the emotional maturity of a six year old. Did you ever watch the Sopranos? All the mob guys who were in their 40s or 50s, but if you sneeze at the wrong moment they’re going into a psychopathic tantrum and stabbing you in the head? That sort of animal.
Be careful Froo….Someone might report you to the whitehouse now that they are collecting “disinformation” type stuff….you know things like peoples opinions, the truth..scary stuff like that
I emailed them the Youtube link to ABBA’s Waterloo, and politely asked that they forward it to the President.
nice
)
Because he’s a jerk? And doesn’t care?
Damn it, you beat me to it…
Nah, No one’s blowing him
He’s not grandstanding. He’s just drunk off his ass on Captain Morgan.
Well, his name IS Ram A-Manwell.
This Lol. The Captain fails to find the funneh.
I’d like a little Captain in/on me…
Wouldn’t you prefer a “big” captain in you?
ʞlɐʇ ʎzɐɹɔ ʇsnɾ s,ʇɐɥʇ
No that’s my brother. Crazy Talk.
I second that.
Does anyone think that this should be a poster lol?
Josh’s caption(FTW) : F*ck you. F*ck you. F*ck you. You’re cool. F*ck you I’m out.
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One internet if somebody gets it!
Half Baked. Do you present nekkid?
*blushes*
*presents DT his internet nekkid but blurred with censorship pixilation*
Possibly every job I’ve ever had I’ve entertained fantasies of quitting in just that manner.
I like the song that Kate sings from “The Drew Carey Show”: “I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I quit.”
And she sings it while dancing around her boss and ends it with a curtsey.
i love(d) the drew carey show! although the cleveland suburb it was based in is a part of town the rest of us clevelander’s pretend doesn’t exist. there’s east side, west side… and parma (shudder). drew carey was based in parma.
*sings* “Moon over Parma bring my love to me tonight…….”
Thats how I quit at KFC when I got my first job after earning my degree…two years after graduation. I gave two weeks notice, but about a week and a half into it I just couldn’t take it any more. There were two cool people, the rest got a big F-you, except the mexican cook, he had no idea what was going on so I just ignored him.
The crew had to call in a manager because I was the only one on shift, the other manager called me on my cell to tell me not to come back….LoL I guess he showed me.
Oh I quit in the middle of my shift before but almost everyone deserving of an F-you wasn’t around. I was working at Barnes & Noble at the time, so I went to the cafe and bought a round of coffee on my discount, took it out to my car, came back in and told them I was leaving and not coming back. There were extenuating circumstances that I feel justified it, but no opportunity to cuss anyone out.
Oh, come on, Jane.
Take the extra few minutes to write a note.
My starbucks was getting cold.
That way you can end up on this website. [link]
I wanted to quit my first fulltime job just like that, but funny enough, the government would have sent me to Leavenworth to make small rocks out of big rocks. I didn’t see where the ends would justify the means, so I rode it out.
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OTOH, I had a job as a busboy when I was in school and the manager kept pissing me off. When I told her I quit she said not until I finish my shift. I ended climbing out the bathroom window because she was guarding the front door. Never went back and picked up my final check for $32.50 either!
We lived in Leavenworth for about a year. The prisoners bagged our groceries at the commissary. They have this cemetery in the middle of post that you have to drive through and before we moved there the Army Times did this article on haunted Army posts and there was this legend that the Lady in White haunted that cemetery and so I was terrified to drive through it at night, and you pretty much had to drive through it to get to any of the shopping on post. And that was my stream of conciseness/random thought of the day!
this is eerily similar to “coming to america”…
fcuk you, fcuk you, fcuk you, who’s next?
(yes, i know that’s not the reference you were making, but i happen to love that movie.)
go crawl into a sewage filled hole and die.
I’m sorry your life sucks so bad that making lame jokes on a LOL site is the only way you can feel better. I’m sure you’ll find love someday.
“His mama call him Clay, I’m onna call him Clay.”
best line in movie ever
” the royal penis is clean your majesty”
*sigh*
Especially if you’re a crook.
HE GOT A BONER!!!!!! LOOK PPL HE GOT A BONER!!!!!!!!
Because that’s never happened to a human being….. It’s been about 2,000 years since, am I right?
And, in this case with just cause.
That’s Rahm Emmanuel. He doesn’t care if you don’t like him. In fact, he prefers it that way.
And then right after that he’s adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he’s a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer’s good. He is damn good.
That movie was the first movie I ‘snuck’ into. My friend and I bought tickets for some stupid kid movie and zipped over to the R rated film. Being in 7th grade (or something like that) it was pretty bold on my part.
teamwork! *high five*
glaxay away is NOT in alabama…luke stop smoochen your sister!
Uncle Cletus always said, “Keep it in the family”.