Comments on: I move to remove the paragraph

By: buckeyemalone2012

buckeyemalone2012 — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:41:46 +0000

Uh, it actually does talk about inalienable rights. It could make sense if it included the rights to beer, pot and strippers next to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:20:15 +0000

It kept us from being like ireland.
And thats not a good thing.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:28:41 +0000

I’m somewhat familiar with the Pastafarians/FSM (although I didn’t know about the beer volcano etc.). Aren’t the Fettucine Alfredists an offshoot of the main religion?

By: Kyle

Kyle — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:28:59 +0000

The pic is reversed

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:13:41 +0000

My mother’s been talking about moving somewhere warm when my dad dies – I’ve been saying she ought to seriously consider northern California for climate, seashore and availability of medicinal green leaf. I ought to mention to her that it’s even tax-free (for now)!

(She objects on the grounds that she could never smoke. To which I say: Duh, brownies!)

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:34:25 +0000

Except for the one in the painting…

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 13:42:10 +0000

*Tessie misses the ‘Pastafarian = Flying Spaghetti Monster = heaven with beer volcano & stripper factory’ reference*

By: O.J.

O.J. — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:06:59 +0000

You mean that’s not legal?

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:35:18 +0000

Damn that dirty liberal Washington.

By: charro

charro — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:55:05 +0000

I think we should re-institute the practice of human sacrifice.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:18:22 +0000

You’d prefer Fettucine Alfredo?

By: Ichi

Ichi — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:05:35 +0000

And then, Suddently, a punditkitchen.com reader discovered a typo on yet another caption!

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:29:02 +0000

Are you high right NOW?

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:48:39 +0000

We are NOT Failbloggers! We are Pundit Kitchen-ers. Erm…PKers?

And yes, I noticed the misspelling, but was feeling magnanimous and chose not to comment on it.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 14:46:13 +0000

So this “Steve” person is the reason no one knows that we were meant to be a Pastafarian Nation? Bastard!

By: Lee

Lee — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 09:31:25 +0000

Since when did you Failbloggers start giving the spelling fails a free ride?

Fail!!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 06:15:29 +0000

Apparently they haven’t even been taxing the existing dispensaries. I heard that Oakland just started taxing them, they’re the first city to do it.

By: Zoreta

Zoreta — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 05:23:16 +0000

I read that as Zombie poop. Freudian slip?

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:55:42 +0000

-sips the koolaid- ….suddenly bitter troll think jim jones right…

By: charro

charro — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:53:02 +0000

Statutory rape doesn’t apply to mermaids.

By: deathbysnoosnoo

deathbysnoosnoo — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:41:50 +0000

ahh yes, the wonderful bender presidency. we’ll never see his like again. or should that be we’ll never will have seen his like again…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:41:42 +0000

Holy water works pretty well, except for the Zombie Pope.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:35:53 +0000

I like strippers and beer. Not good at blackjack, but I did work there for forever.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:35:01 +0000

I still haven’t seen his Halloween yet.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:33:40 +0000

billman first president who liked pot, strippers, blackjack..

infact forget the blackjack…just pot and strippers

By: YES IM FAIL

YES IM FAIL — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:31:40 +0000

FIRST

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:31:29 +0000

-sits- bitter troll swear he thought charro was least 18

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:22:00 +0000

Another brilliant and witty comment from the conservatrolls. Thanks for that.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:20:01 +0000

That’s because Steves are awesome!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:19:27 +0000

“My nameth is Chris Hansen. Taketh a seat, please.”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 03:18:19 +0000

That alone can save about 90% of bad movies from really stinking. I think more films should try that.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:53:12 +0000

halloweenie was good, lotsa boobies

By: charro

charro — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:46:45 +0000

So did Devil’s Rejects.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:07:06 +0000

-wipes a tear- oooh….no one saw that coming a mile away…oh good sir you truely are amuseing…a very original idea…oh oh…bill clinton loves whores..yes yes…you get a gold star for the day

By: Aramis

Aramis — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:04:35 +0000

Sure wasn’t Bill Clinton saying that!!!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:05:22 +0000

oh and all the founding fathers…they never amounted to nothing…bunch of free thinking terrorists if you ask me

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:57:02 +0000

bitter troll like some of his movies
hates other ones
house ‘o 1000 corpses stank

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:24:32 +0000

You mean Rob Zombie? Who doesn’t like Rob Zombie?

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:13:14 +0000

then we legalize MURDER…want to murder your wife? sure…500 dollars for that…

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:02:38 +0000

Just remember smoke pot and you’ll never amount to anything. Except maybe the most powerful person in the world, but that was only the last three in a row so it was probably a fluke.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:49:41 +0000

Only if California can be organized enough to charge for growing licenses and for packaging tax (or something of the sort)!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:09:41 +0000

let the fruit ripen pilgrim men!

wait these are not pilgrims…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:07:06 +0000

Not if you're a dude. Then you do marry at 50 but you marry a 12 year old.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:41:03 +0000

bitter troll suggests troll voodoo to keep zombie reagan at bay, you can buy the troll voodoo for zombies for dummies by bitter troll at your local book store

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:33:17 +0000

Today is Zombie Reagan Awareness Day
If you see a strange old guy with red eyes on your front door, asking for brainnnnssss and regressive tax cuts, lock the door and call the authorities

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:29:10 +0000

no…
ZOMBIE REAGAN

He scares me…

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:27:17 +0000

“or that scary zombie guy….”
`
Zell Miller?

By: Felonious Punk

Felonious Punk — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:14:08 +0000

Yeah, if you’re Steve, everybody hates you

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:09:02 +0000

Then it happens!
*next morning*
Owww….. what happened?!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:06:04 +0000

our “The Steve” would fully approve of strippers, pot and beer… so i think you’re ok.