Comments on: The only two things to survive a nuclear war

By: WinstonSmith2600

WinstonSmith2600 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:24:13 +0000

On the bright side. The government worshiping fools like the guy that made the caption for this pic will be dead. I can’t wait.

By: Mwahaha

Mwahaha — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:43:34 +0000

I’ve seen this pic before. I think that’s Arnold Schwarzenegger on his Segway…

By: smg.

smg. — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:31:48 +0000

…or candy!

I’m guessing that that guy is texting someone to say “iv made a huge mistake. CALL ME 911!!!1″

By: nazani

nazani — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:20:12 +0000

I feel much better knowing techno nerd will survive. Could’ve been Bubba.

By: TVDK

TVDK — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:02:49 +0000

you should have just let it go

By: SamiPants

SamiPants — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:23:12 +0000

I’m pretty sure him and Iggy Pop are the beginnings of the zombie uprising.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:13:28 +0000

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

By: carlo

carlo — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:08:20 +0000

an teh twinkie factories’s …….yuuuuuummmmmmiezzzzzzzzzz

By: Pfwibble

Pfwibble — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:16:13 +0000

Zombie on a segway? The image I was going for was the zombie eating the dude on the segway… perhaps I wasn’t clear. Oh well…I have to agree that I can’t say I’ve seen a zombie on a segway… but I don’t believe I’ve actually seen a zombie either.

By: Sara

Sara — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:31:00 +0000

Chapter 2:
And lo, there was much dancing and prancing and grooving to the music. And thenst did the Lord hit them and they shouted “Got to keep on playin funky music!!!!” And lo the Lord was again pleased.

By: brak

brak — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:21:02 +0000

Nesting fail.
Grrrr…

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:04:42 +0000

Meow!

By: Comosaywhat

Comosaywhat — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:26:42 +0000

Read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. Apart from giving survival tips and strategies in a disturbingly analytical manner, it’s pretty freakin hilarious. All of the above questions are answered in the book

By: KBQ

KBQ — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:21:12 +0000

Hey. I think that’s my ex-husband . . . and ‘douchebag’ doesn’t half cover it.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:43:06 +0000

You, sir, are sucking my will to live.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:18:10 +0000

Maybe this means they have worse sechs, and conceive more frequently?

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:12:53 +0000

Amazing movie! I love the red pen.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:09:05 +0000

WIN!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:25:12 +0000

And now we have the difinitive guide on How To Beat Zombies!

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:38:49 +0000

*put emPHASIS on the wrong WuRd*

God needs a lift home with his wingman DT: do y’all libs got room for a giant alien supercomputer and the supreme being in your Priux?

*plural of Prius?* lol!

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:30:23 +0000

As if you want STILL more government intervention in your life

Or would you prefer I make it biologically impossible?

And tonight, the answer is 69. Or 96, depending.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:26:53 +0000

Being pregnant in the summer in Texas should be illegal *sulks*

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:24:58 +0000

*empathy*

When your button pops, the muffin’s fully cooked. Until then, you haven’t completed your mission, mah child It’s a task of Jobian proportions, particularly given your geographic locale. IYour sacrifice has not gone unappreciated!

*admires teh froobubz from afar*

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:19:12 +0000

Teh FrooBubz ™ are too sore to touch right now, so HANDS OFF!!! If the hubby can’t touch, neither can God!

And *whimper* about the babyshootin……..I’m so tired of this.

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:16:06 +0000

*huggles the froobubz*

It’s not the frooass, so whut? WHAT? Wanna go?

*sends wishes for quik & ez babehshootin’*

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:13:37 +0000

*accepts Michael’s ride*

Wait, whut?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:13:35 +0000

42, God, 42. DAMMIT! You are NOT ALLOWED to huggle the frooAss!! I don’t care if you are the Almighty!

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:10:11 +0000

I blame Deep Thought’s bad influence, general redneck fu(kery, and a titch of PBR.

*froohuggles*

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:07:19 +0000

You know what, God? You’re a mean drunk.

*goes to call the Archangel Michael to take God’s drunk Ass home*

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:04:37 +0000

So… as a satisfied voter did you punch The Chad completely out as a result? Or was it… the eggs?

*massive snerk*

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:03:04 +0000

And for the record, I’d love it if he was a pregnant Chad. Then he could be all miserable and then try to squeeze a basketball out of a hole the size of a pea. That would make me very happy indeed………*ebil laughter*

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:00:46 +0000

Oh, he was very inappropriately hung. To the point that I’m not sure why or how his voice changed at puberty.

By: God

God — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:58:13 +0000

Was your chad hanging inappropriately or preggers?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:55:33 +0000

That’s pretty much exactly how I felt after that article. Blegh.

The worst part is, Spencer reminds me so much of the previously aforementioned Chad from my past.

I’m going to go shoot myself now……

By: Nutsomania

Nutsomania — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:30:24 +0000

One of the raddest mini threads i’ve seen on PK, ever.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:49:18 +0000

Where is the DoRD?? We have a situation.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:11:41 +0000

Deep fried thighs?

I think I’d rather eat you raw actually.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:23:43 +0000

link

By: Bitter's Chef

Bitter's Chef — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:20:49 +0000

“faster and more quickly”

especially in the department of redundancy department.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:19:27 +0000

*holds froo and weeps*

Make it stop, make it stop!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:37:28 +0000

I would lay aside my Agnosticism and convert to this religion.

By: adfan

adfan — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:36:07 +0000

Anyone else go straight to Gob in their minds? Illusion Michael, a trick is what a whore does for money!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:18:02 +0000

Needs more saliva… definately..

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:15:06 +0000

Max, I think you have something on your boob…….no, not there…..I think it’s under your top……that’s it, keep rubbing…..you’ve almost got it………

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:14:04 +0000

Hold me, SB! I dont’ know if I can take the thoughts going through my head!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:13:45 +0000

Off topic, but you know what movie I just saw that is now one of my favorites? “Secretary” with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Who knew a sub-dom relationship could turn out to be such an epic love story.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:13:41 +0000

*opens up the door to Froo’s train compartment*
Bonjourno!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:11:13 +0000

Just remember these words as you watch the movie: “Escusi, ‘scusi!” You’ll know what I mean

I freaking love that movie! Hey, this isn’t where I parked my car!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:10:55 +0000

*vomits*

I feel your pain.

I watched a show about their wedding.

*vomits*

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:09:22 +0000

OMG I haven’t seen it! I love cameos from The Hoff!

That’s it, I’m renting it later.