Comments on: Colonel Mustard

By: Your Mother

Your Mother — Mon, 31 May 2010 17:28:54 +0000

what a big weiner lol
[reference removed. continue with your lul plz... kthxbai]

By: salemthegoddess

salemthegoddess — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:07:37 +0000

By: brak

brak — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:32:28 +0000

*shakes head in disbelief at the cruelty of Eric/Rando*
*comforts the quaking Captain*

Shhh Shhhh Cap….there there, it will be all right. Lay your head here. The Carrot thing is hiding in it’s lair now and can’t come out till the next ‘roid delivery. We will be ready. Oh yes….we will be ready.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:08:14 +0000

GOD DAMMIT ERIC!!! LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE AAAGGGGGHHHH CARROT TOOOOOOPPPPP

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:51:39 +0000

Struck or stricken; I think stricken because it’s something you want done, rather than something that has been done.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:30:13 +0000

Is struck the right word? It doesn’t exactly sound right now that I’ve posted this….

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:29:16 +0000

I move to have the assumption of political affiliation struck from the record.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:27:36 +0000

*erases extra T*

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:25:49 +0000

*wakes up screaming*
*rocks back and forth*
Can’t sleep…Carrot Top will chase me. Can’t sleep….. CarrotT Top will chase me.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:23:34 +0000

*sigh* woman drivers.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:23:11 +0000

You need to use more lube.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:21:35 +0000

Do you make beeping noises when you back it out?

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:50:34 +0000

What about the picture of him on ROFLrazzi where he’s trying to pump iron and he’s wearing his pants too low? That’s good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:44:04 +0000

Too late.

By: brak

brak — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:34:12 +0000

Oh lordy…I try never to talk or think about about Carrot Top. But now you’ve done it. Carrot Top. In my mind. I hope you’re satisfied. I hope you can live with what you’ve done. Bastard.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:13:02 +0000

Are we talking about Carrot Top?

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:12:25 +0000

You know, I remember when Colonel Mustard was just Mr. Mustard. And boy was he mean!!

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:11:56 +0000

To make a long story short…

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:09:00 +0000

Why Miss Scarlet, whatever are you speaking about?

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:15:16 +0000

Oops, I think you’re looking for the Paris Hilton LOLs over on ROFLrazzi. Just take a right at the corner and head down two blocks…

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:14:00 +0000

Someone help me get this hook out of my mouth.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:13:11 +0000

Maybe they thought they were funny? Hopefully? Probably not.

By: bitter clown

bitter clown — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:25:34 +0000

No, no, you just say the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile has run into and become stuck in my garage. They’ll know, happens all the time.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:12:34 +0000

That’s actually what I was thinking of. Brainfart.

The point stands, though, just don’t rise to the bait.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:52:24 +0000

I pray that’s the real story behind it.

By: RiderLeangle

RiderLeangle — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:38:48 +0000

Here I thought “Hot-Dog down a Hallway” meant the complete opposite

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:33:49 +0000

Be reasonable. The political affiliation of the wienermobile’s driver is merely speculation at this point.

By: brak

brak — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:31:55 +0000

Halloween orange to go with the spiked up douche hair.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:31:30 +0000

Maybe they were waiting for their popcorn to pop and thought it needed some encouragement.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:30:38 +0000

Does he have a bad orange spray tan?

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:29:27 +0000

@ my college we are the Colonels (Eastern KY University). I actually saw a sign while tailgating that said, “GO KERNELS!”
*facepalm*

By: brak

brak — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:22:31 +0000

Can you imagine having to explain this one over the phone to your insurance guy? “Yeah, Bob, well…there was this really big hot dog…yeah….on wheels…no, wheels…yeah……..”

By: brak

brak — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 16:19:09 +0000

Trollkiller wears pink shirts with popped collars.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:30:34 +0000

And furthermore is also a type of fishing, drawing a baited line through the water.

By: tuckerlol

tuckerlol — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:27:00 +0000

I enjoyed this one. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:20:35 +0000

No it’s not. The verb “troll” originates from Old French “troller”, a hunting term, not “trawling.”

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:17:41 +0000

Remember the word “douchebag” is a compound word . . . . . .

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:41:56 +0000

That’s my generic response to him. And bashing trolls is so much more rewarding to ME.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:28:50 +0000

Remember, the word “trolling” is a portmanteau of the words “troll” and “trawling.”

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:16:36 +0000

Looks like TrollKiller’s trolling works…pissed you off enough to comment. You should consider not rewarding trolls by responding.

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:14:26 +0000

Hopefully yours doesn’t do the same kind of damage…

By: Danbala

Danbala — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:03:27 +0000

Isn’t it refreshing?

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:00:37 +0000

It is the little things in life.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:19:48 +0000

STFU.

By: TrollKiller

TrollKiller — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:05:01 +0000

Symbolic of what the Democrats are doing to the U.S.
Flame war begins…..

By: i_am_number1

i_am_number1 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:01:52 +0000

I knew it was him all along! But no one ever listens to me!

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:59:08 +0000

Sometimes my “wienermobile” gets stuck in the “garage”.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:10:09 +0000

Harry Murray (1880–1966) was an Australian recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest decoration for gallantry “in the face of the enemy” that can be awarded to members of the British and Commonwealth armed forces. Decorated several times throughout his service in the First World War, Murray rose from the rank of private to lieutenant colonel in three-and-a-half years. He is often described as the highest decorated infantry soldier of the British Empire during the First World War. Born in Tasmania, Murray worked as a farmer, courier and timber cutter before enlisting in September 1914. He served during the Gallipoli Campaign, where he was awarded the Distinguished Conduct Medal. He was later transferred along with the rest of his battalion to France for service on the Western Front, where he was awarded the Distinguished Service Order during the Battle of the Somme. In February 1917, Murray commanded a company during the battalion’s attack on the German position of Stormy Trench. During the engagement, the company was able to capture the position and repulse three fierce counter-attacks, with Murray often leading bayonet and bombing charges himself. For his actions during the battle, Murray was awarded the Victoria Cross. Returning to Australia in 1920, Murray eventually settled in Queensland. Re-enlisting for service in the Second World War, he was appointed as commanding officer of the 26th (Militia) Battalion. Taking his discharge in 1944, Murray returned to his farm and died in 1966 at the age of 85.

And incidentally, did anyone else think I was a bundle of firewood?

By: karenh831

karenh831 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:17:39 +0000

I don’t have a CLUE what this LOL is talking about

*UGH* bad joke but I could not resist

By: telefil

telefil — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:12:24 +0000

I think what makes me happiest about this LOL is that “Colonel” and “Wiener” are spelled correctly.