Those Cats Won’t stop staring at me
(Barack Obama)
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Great now I’m hungry…
Mmmmmm…. cheeseburger….
ZOMG, I saw a billboard for a Burger King double cheeseburger along the highway today and almost drooled on myself. I hadn’t eaten breakfast yet, so that explains it.
“Double cheeseburgers – - The Breakfast of ex-Champions”!!!!
With bacon too..mmmmmmmm
….and Swiss….and fried onions….arrr, what have you people done to me??!
Have you tried the Angus burger at McD’s? Holy cholesterol, those babies are GOOD!
I once ate a Whopper for breakfast.
Just once.
I ate a Whopper for breakfast once……a bunch of times.
Oh man, how do you do it? I felt so sick afterwards.
And another thing – DO NOT eat the Supreme Sausage Sandwich from Jack in the Box. Bad stuff. Mess you up.
You realise that can read as if you regurgitated that Whopper like a ruminant? At least that’s how I read it.
Ugh, fast food. Wouldn’t touch that stuff with a 10′ pole.
Yeah, but Slewinski likes it..
The food, or the pole?
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OH!
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GIG-A-DI
Wow really took a chance with this one huh?
Repeat caption from last LOL-” Her ankles are showing!!!!”.
Referenced… to death.
Website’s based off of the original concept. Get over it, whiney.
Ah iz restURant inspectur. Iz dizgrasfool; UR cheezbrgr haz pleh luttis in it. Gib it 2 mii. PLZKTHXBAI.
i understood, “PLZKTHXBAI”
lol speak is beyond me i think
I think he said that he is a restaurant inspector and that it was disgraceful. Then he said something about plain(?) lettuce and to give it to him.
Yeah, the “pleh” was the part I didn’t get either, but otherwise that’s how I’d translate it.
Hrm.
I think paws was saying what the cats would be captioned as on a mind-burning site that uses LOLspeak, translated as “I am a restaurant inspector. It’s disgraceful that your cheeseburger has plain lettuce. Give it to me. NOW.”
Pleh is horrible, but otherwise that’s pretty much it. The point being that the cat I was vocalising is trying to steal the Presedent’s burger by pretending to be a restaurant inspector.
Yepyep. I know, dearest paws. It was pretty funny before we started dissecting kittens and removing their talking hearts.
“Pleh” means yucky. As in if you take a bite of something yucky, you go “pleh!” and spit it out.
Indeed!
Ah, the young always pick up foreign languages so much easier.
Well, you’ve got to know what languages you’re being trolled in, and how to retort.
For one mad. happy, moment I thought you were calling me young, not Igor.
And because I like you so much I will not confirm or deny who I was referring to.
OK, here goes:
Lettis not pleh, unyins iz pleh.
I disagree. I love onions.
Please don’t encourage LOLspeak here charro! My head will explode! *whimper*
It only happened because of the combination of a cheeseburger with lettuce, a proper restaurant, and that caption.
lolspeak: so complex, even us who speak it have a hard time understanding it… sometimes
*i can has squeez?*
I was appalled when I heard Obama promising his daughters a puppy
Y dey no can has kjut lil kittehs???
that is so true. why do you need a dog when you can have a cat?! why stick with the flow? he said “change”, so dont take a dog, take a cat!!
See, the problem is that when members of congress (pick your side) come over the litter box gets so over-filled the poor kitteh can’t even use it and craps behind the sofa.
Ain’t that the truth.
Better have the doggie adorn the front lawn – it has comedic potential.
*wipes shoe*
If I can be serious (I have no idea if you were or not, so I apologize in advance if you weren’t), I know that one of his daughters has allergies and that is why they went with the breed of dog they did, because it is known to be good for people with allergies. Chances are any cat would make her miserable. I have a hard time simply visiting the houses of friends with cats, even if I make an effort to stay away from said cats.
Even a Mexican Hairless (real breed; guess what’s unusual about it)?
The fact that it’s a Mexican cat?
Oh god I’m a horrible person…
I have never encountered such a thing so I do not know. But it sounds gross.
Ever see a chinese crested?? (link)
Yes now, but I’m not sure I wish to again thanks!
Yeah, but you have to put your pinkie in the corner of your mouth and simper all the time if you have one of those.
Any cat will make a person with cat allergies miserable. Even hairless cats. People are not allergic so much to cat fur as they are to cat dander and chemicals in cat saliva. Hairless cats have dander and still clean themselves like cats with fur. I know people with Sphinx cats (hairless) and the cats induce allergic responses.
And besides… CATS SUCK!!!!!!
(Kidding….kidding)
They lick not suck
And sometimes they bite.
Also, I’d imagine having a friendly, more willingly obedient animal would be nicer for any family in the White House- do you really want cats puking on statues because they’re pissed at you?
Plus dogs are so cute and cuddly and fluffy and I have a lot in common with them. Damnit, I’m pretty much a mentally stunted puppy, aren’t I?
A puppy that BREATHES FIRE!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!! (that better?)
Jane, you remember Spyro, right? SpyroDOR, he runs in circles AND breathes FIRE!
And has a power level of – Vegeta? What is it, again?
OVER NINE THOUSAND!
WHAT?! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
NO!! IT CAN’T BE!! IIIII AM THE SUPER SAYAJIN!!!!!
That was my thought as well (I, too, am allergic to cats but okay with dogs).
That and can you imagine what a cat would do to the curtains in Lincoln’s bedroom?
Coz teh bama noes dat a white house kittah will rool da wurld! Wunce if figgers hao to moove frum teh attax of teh strai sunbeeems…
hahahahahaha i laffed s’funny
I wonder what’s that gadget around his right wrist. It could be a special CIA-Trackdown-O-Mat for missing presidents or rather a friendship bracelet.
Handcuff?
Don’t be ridiculous.
Michelle wouldn’t let the CIA have sex with her husband.
Well, not after that last time, no.
*snort*
Okay, maybe it was the American Masters episode I watched last night about Nat “King” Cole, but when I saw the word “cats” I thought it was the slang term referencing people. It took me a while to figure out “cats” really meant, well, cats.
Still, I laughed either way and am ashamed to admit I had no trouble with paws4thot’s lolspeak comment. *hangs head*
I was wondering if, in addition to staring, those cats were as fast as lightning.
Thanks, Jane.
I just broke out in song. In front of my sister’s boyfriend. >.<
Welcome!
Karl (sp) Douglas, right?
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
No…please…..don’t.
Just don’t.
Wooah oo ooo oooh…*does “kung fu” moves*…woah ooo ooo ooooh…
I just blew coffee out of my nose. Thanks Jane. *grumbles and goes off in search of Windex*
“change we can belive in!”
then dont go along the flow and stick with dogs as everyone has. go for cats!!!
altough i must confess, i think they picked the dog especially because the daughters were allergic or such… or is that just me?
but still, there are cats that can go with allergic people.
It’s said above. If you’ve got a question, READ THE TEXT for the answer before you ask it.
And at least when I said it, it was comprehensible by anyone with at least a fourth grade reading level.
There isn’t a single breed of cat that is hypoallergenic. Even breeders of cats that some people think are hypoallergenic will tell you there’s no such thing.
Same for dogs. Does ANYONE watch Dogs 101?
2 funny LOLz in a row. The Apocalypse is coming now for sure.
Sorry!! You’ve got the Four LOLs of the Apocalypse.
om nom nom…
is that a veggie burger?
i dun eat burgers.
Nope I afraid it is not… check the news he make BBQs… My kind of president!
Epic!!! I can has a prezident?
Cats keep staring because they have never seen anything as ugly as he and his wife. Ugliest family ever in the White House.