Comments on: IF YOU’RE SO POOR

By: Ranofer

Ranofer — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:26:15 +0000

This one gives new meaning to “Soup Nazi”

By: M

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:35:06 +0000

Sorry, didn’t mean to reply here.

By: M

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:34:00 +0000

This is depressing. I have friends and family who have become homeless for different reasons, and none of them are stupid, lazy or uncivilized. Getting a hand-me-down cell phone with a camera is easy, being able to afford rent and good food is a little tougher.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:20:12 +0000

since i am european this sounds very odd to me. the US government actually provides the poor with cell phones? you gotta be kidding me. how about providing them with a future instead? or did i misunderstand something and fall for sarcasm?

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:35:18 +0000

…escalation time…

By: librarianchat

librarianchat — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:46:42 +0000

He’s not poor, he just wants a handout.

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:49:09 +0000

…maybe in the next things will be better…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:48:11 +0000

…well… maybe in the next…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:47:02 +0000

…scotch…for the person who is to smart for this world…

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:28:34 +0000

Or maybe a mangonel?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:26:54 +0000

Why do I so often forget to put this on my list of “great Johnny Depp films”? I mean it’s clearly right up there…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:17:08 +0000

…”Le Nouveau Colosse” est malade…Je comprends…

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:27:13 +0000

Cite.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:24:24 +0000

Uh, Quagmire, Taylor Hanson is a guy.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:43:41 +0000

Man, I have no idea.. dirt was already there when I did the lint.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:22:42 +0000

*snorts*
Thanks Eddie… my joke was very weak.. but you my friend, you made it much much stronger.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:16:26 +0000

Ohoho no! Not… the COMFY CHAIR!

By: charro

charro — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:58:33 +0000

Er.. Wow this is embarrassing. How thoughtless and tactless. I am very sorry Rando.

By: charro

charro — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:57:13 +0000

You make a lovely chiraz.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:39:06 +0000

ummm, no it doesn’t — if you would have bothered to read all the comments you would have learned that people from all walks of life and income levels can have cell phones, some of which are given to them by shelters, various agencies, or maybe even relatives; furthermore you might have even grasped the concept that this person could have been there as a worker or came from next door for the opportunity to snap her pic & being seen and being part of society is part of the job of being first lady

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:34:16 +0000

come sit over here by me & i’ll share my scotch. gotta use something more numbing than beer to eradicate any contagious stupidity before it infects us too.

By: wallFly the soon-to-be-inebriated-and-curious-to-see-how-long-the-name-can-get.......person (who flies, with a crown)

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:53:12 +0000

speak for yourself! i’m barely human and mostly husk.

an empty shell of a fly, really. very tragic.

By: dhydar

dhydar — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:52:51 +0000

OK… what’s a photo-op for then? Rational analysis? Come ON.

By: wallFly the soon-to-be-inebriated-and-curious-to-see-how-long-the-name-can-get.......person (who flies, with a crown)

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:51:53 +0000

yep, that’s the obamas, camera whores and socialites. i mean, i can’t believe someone would be in the paper every day, who do they think they are, the president and first lady? he’s not even american!

(sigh)

i need a beer. you make me drink. i hope you’re happy.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:50:55 +0000

I can get a free homeless person in Florida? *thinks* Can I make them be my butler?

By: wallFly

wallFly — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:49:51 +0000

give what away, the phones or the homeless people?

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:02:28 +0000

THANK YOU!

I guess people would rather ignore that possibility in favor of bickering about poor people and who should be allowed into soup kitchens. ~eyeroll~

By: Bootylicious

Bootylicious — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:30:09 +0000

Well the caption does make a good point.

By: arizona family

arizona family — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:51:04 +0000

strange photo, even without the caption…nothing like publicity any way the obamas can get it, no matter where it comes from.

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:25:51 +0000

Because we’re not badly damaged husks of human beings?

By: heh

heh — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:35:58 +0000

I ain’t going through the whole thread to see if someone already said this. But it’s leech, not leach.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:14:51 +0000

Damn you Eddie!! Lol, So who’s idea was dirt?

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:02:24 +0000

I bought my cell phone with leftover Change.

And a little Hope.

But I’m still paying a tax on my phone that was levied to pay for the goddamn Spanish-American War.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:54:19 +0000

Hell, they give ‘em away free at Verizon… with the service, and since quite honestly the phone won’t do you much good without the service, why not?

By: blondz

blondz — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:04:08 +0000

The give them away for free in Florida.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:57:08 +0000

I read that as what would jesus fondle, but either way if funny.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:55:36 +0000

I can do that! *jumps in brand new Prius and drives to Starbucks*

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:19:14 +0000

i’m drooling thinking about that. add in some slices of banana and it’d be even better. it’d be like fat elvis’ favorite food.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:16:21 +0000

shit… sorry eric. i didn’t mean to start this… sorry!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:14:55 +0000

i’ve heard answer #1 as the answer to “how do you stop a black man from drowning?”

(yes, i know it’s all kinds of racist and wrong… but we’re in the midst of a string of dead baby jokes. all classiness is OUT the window.)

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:50:22 +0000

Hmm, I sense a sarcastic beatitude, there, Jane.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:36:45 +0000

I’m not poor; I was just waiting in line to take a picture of you working in a soup kitchem Mrs Obama.

By: FaileV

FaileV — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:08:13 +0000

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By: Dead Baby Jokes

Dead Baby Jokes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:04:10 +0000

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

By: Dead Baby Jokes

Dead Baby Jokes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:00:42 +0000

How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.

By: Dead Baby Jokes

Dead Baby Jokes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:56:12 +0000

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:55:50 +0000

can we launch it with a trebuchet?

By: Dead Baby Jokes

Dead Baby Jokes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:54:51 +0000

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

By: Dead Baby Jokes

Dead Baby Jokes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:52:12 +0000

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:19:51 +0000

hows it taste?