Comments on: Joe, for the last time..

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:46:07 +0000

I’m gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:45:02 +0000

Moe asks the question, Barney answers it, iirc.
Why no, I *don’t* have a life!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:39:47 +0000

High tide! Wash! You guys see what she did there? She made a pun!
/paulie walnuts/

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:13:36 +0000

That’s why I think it’s Anniee, Eric. She’s the only one who seems to take my arguments personally. I think she has to rely on socks because she told me to leave her alone, so now if she attacks me unprovoked it makes her look like an asshole. Hence, socks.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:10:12 +0000

I think mine’s broken. I prefer the bitter variety…

By: midlight

midlight — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:52:55 +0000

Seriously! 3 hours is actually pretty good, mine was down for almost 3 weeks for nearly the same reason (though without the hacking). Damn good thing I could somehow remember my “least favorite nickname” from middle school, or something. All I wanted to do was change my email address…never again.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:42:56 +0000

Oh watch out Rando… you’re being unoriginal and using others words because you have none of your own!

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:40:54 +0000

The fact that he’s sunk as low as he has with me and bitter troll proves that he has no good material whatsoever. Not even our favorite trolls of the days of yore would sink that low. But like I said, I knew he would. I was mentally prepared for it. As they said in Labyrinth, Randomness, you have no power over me.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:24:20 +0000

He lost his appeal whenever he runs in his “Insult, projection, one sentence retort, insult, clearly butthurt paragraph retort, and then back around full circle.”
I was hoping he’d get dizzy and fall down soon.

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:22:53 +0000

Wow, I’m just…appalled. Truly offended. Sickened even. I mean, honestly, Randomness, you’ve got to be the worst troll we’ve ever had. You’re not even the least bit entertaining. I’m just truly disappointed that you’re trying so hard to get our scorn and this is all you throw at us. Sad.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:15:16 +0000

This isn’t about me, this about your pathetic life, and how you spend it harassing people on the internet.
You speak of how wonderful your life is, yet I have yet to see one ounce of evidence to that fact. You spend all your time on these boards, following EVERY single post and responding to them with froth and foam.
I don’t have to be original, because you’re not a new story. You’re the same sad little cliche that we’ve seen on these boards many times before… the only difference, you’re a whole lot more pathetic.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:05:39 +0000

Coming from you, nothing’s original, entertaining, or worthwhile. I’m sorry we pointed that out to you earlier, sock, and I’m especially sorry your feeble mind could only come up with this little flailing attempt to get back to us.
I know a certain woman, who got trapped in a car who would have liked the air you’ve wasted breathing your whole life.

By: Bitter's Chef

Bitter's Chef — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:55:45 +0000

oh noes, too many trolls, my grocery budget will be screwed!

remember, don’t feed them after midnight.

*goes to kitchen and starts cutting macaroni in half to make it last longer*

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:36:08 +0000

They told me they fixed it!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:09:08 +0000

YAAAAAAYYYY!!! I’m glad you’re back Eric! Sorry again for being such a dumbass, it was totally insensitive but also totally unintentional! *hugs*

Be careful going through these threads though, there’s been some really distasteful, purposefully malicious trolling going on and nothing seems to be off limits with these freaks.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:00:45 +0000

trolls for everyone!-starts passing out trolls- rub his belly for luck!

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:57:31 +0000

*poof* Dammit, I was hoping nobody would guess I could be summoned just by using my name. I took a couple days off. That’s about as extended as I’ve been in a while. So what happened while I was gone?
(Btw, it’s nice to be wanted. *giggles*)

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:55:25 +0000

And who the fvck are you to be going off on SB? Why are you so fvcking concerned about her? Maybe some of the rest of us want a stalker troll too, huh? Think about that? All these sock trolls, and none have to balls to reveal their true identities. What a coward.

By: charro

charro — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:53:00 +0000

How cute, you have your own little troll, s_b! Aren’t you thrilled!!

By: Cosman246

Cosman246 — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:56:07 +0000

But trolls try to make other people think otherwise!

By: Randomness Sucks

Randomness Sucks — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:52:07 +0000

seriously wtf is your problem? what do you get from coming on here and being a jerk to everyone? i’m guessing you’re some sort of sock, aren’t you?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:50:52 +0000

Mine is pronounced the same as a Charmed star. I’m sort of annoyed that my name has become so popular lately. My brother had a girlfriend once who spelled her name the same as yours but pronounced it the same as mine, so who knows. Although if you look at names of kids now we certainly don’t have the weirdest.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:44:00 +0000

they’re probably pretty close, but i think yours is pronounced how it’s spelled and mine isn’t pronounced the way yours is spelled (or the way mine is spelled for that matter). if that’s not confusing…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:30:35 +0000

I think I’d be a b*tch too, if all that happened to me.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:29:17 +0000

I’m pretty sure you and I have the same name, just spelled differently. Everyone always mispronounced mine too.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:07:38 +0000

Yes, the ones with Medvedev.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:46:15 +0000

When I find you I’m gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:26:59 +0000

Agreed.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:09:02 +0000

Lol

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:06:56 +0000

Anniee, something very bad must have happened to you to make you so angry and poisonous, and I’m sorry for whatever it was.

As for your insults and jabs, I think of them as a box that I can return unopened.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:59:33 +0000

It’s not my fault!

By: AnotherSwedeImAfraid

AnotherSwedeImAfraid — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:58:20 +0000

“Hold together, right now, over me”

By: smartz

smartz — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:26:49 +0000

Get thee to a nunnery! I hear Reno has a great one.

By: smartz

smartz — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:26:24 +0000

Get thee to a nunnery!

By: smartz

smartz — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:23:13 +0000

You know, believe it or not, the bartender of Moe’s Tavern is Moe…seeing it is his tavern after all.

By the way, do you know Amanda Hugankiss? :p

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:06:45 +0000

“Suicide Blonde” was the name of the first single from the INXS album X. It reached the top 10 on the US Hot 100 (#9) and Australia in 1990 and reached a peak of #11 in the UK.
~Wik

The rest of the link is under my name.

It’s what I always think of when I see SB. That and how funny she is. *cough*

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:02:23 +0000

Not another time wasting quiz on facebook? oh.

By: dotdotdot

dotdotdot — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:19:49 +0000

I still don’t get it suicide_blonde… Are you going to hurry up and kill yourself? You’ve had that name for a long time… Do you fail at killing yourself as well as claiming anyone who disagrees with the president is a racist and a republican?

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:14:38 +0000

wow… so based on your dictionary that is quite ironic. that gave me a giggle this morning. thanks.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:58:52 +0000

My dictionary actually gives convent and nunnery as synonyms. that’s why I thought it might be ironic.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:40:59 +0000

that’s actually REALLY funny… not sure if ironic is the right word there. if you’d ever met her you’d have an idea of why it’s so funny.

CONVENT! that’s the word i was looking for. it finally hit me… 10 hours later. doh!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:42:32 +0000

Likewise, but then I like self-referential humour, and have an retention span longer than 10 minutes. (Which doesn’t imply that Jane and tos don’t; in fact i rather think they both do).

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:13:18 +0000

I’d not swear to it, but I think you’re right Mark.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:10:57 +0000

Originally a “nunnery” (as in the Shakespearian usage) was a hoar(sic)house, not a synonym for convent. This may or may not strike you as ironic in the context you’re using the word.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:05:37 +0000

It’s be threatened by you or befriend you; like all straight males, I’ll go for befriend you, preferably with benefits.

By: TheGreenOne

TheGreenOne — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:25:31 +0000

Wow.. my LoL caused a fight… Eeeep! Lets all get along now.. kthxbai

By: mej

mej — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:34:26 +0000

Maybe Putin is making some lols here?

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:17:47 +0000

-snorts and tries not to laugh-

By: bitter charro

bitter charro — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:15:13 +0000

Crap, where is that fake ID?

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:11:05 +0000

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