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That’s a sucky break room… doesn’t even have a snack table or anything.
It looks pretty cramped, too. Makes me kinda claustrophobic looking at it….
Chairs look uncomfortable as hell too. At least they could have provided a gun rack for those chaps.
And maybe some comfy chairs…
Redundancy fail… sorry… errr…I meant to say… comfy sofas…yeah, that’s the ticket… comfy sofas!!
mg! Tacklesmooooch!!
(heh heh, oops I thought this was the next LOL for today …)
No wonder they’re always chopping peoples heads off!! Someone get them some snacks, probably have low blood sugar…
I think maybe they’re overheated due to the masks? Their hair is probably all sweaty and stuff.
Eeeewww Ski mask hair…
Someone should chop that tree down to give him the justice he deserves.
THAT MURDEROUS TREE HAS IT COMING!@@!!!!
.. and the ski mask too…
I’m sorry froo, but that tree has already died of rootrot. I guess justice will never be served and we’ll just have to troll an internet forum to release our pent up frustration over this horrible MURDER!
MURDER!!!!!!
Wait, what are we talking about?
I’m sure when you commit suicide your mother will be happy to see you finally did something useful with your life.
Oh a struck a nerve… otherwise you wouldn’t still be here.
Oh yeah, well, you smell like tartar sauce!!
At least I can make fish taste better!
…no, Rando. Don’t go there. Bad Rando.
And you’re feat smel!
You know nothing of my feats!
You reek of oyster sauce!
I have some catfish, would you pass the tartar, Rando?
*shoves Maxwell over to charro*
Here you go.
Yum.
PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE!!!
please note- the coversations in these last few posts included a vile troll by the name of random. sometimes random generator, or randomess, but random something…his posts where removed ..mr rando and mr max are friends and not fighting each other, but banding togther to fight a common evil..EVIL!! and not like G W BUSH evil..i mean MEAN evil..his posts removed so your only getting part of the coversation, please fill in the blanks with what ever you see fit. like farting noises or old sound bites from tv’s martain
Says you. Maxwell still smells like tartar sauce.
God with Randomness gone, it looks like you and I REALLY hate each other Rando…
-is re-reading the posts, laughing so hard people at work are stareing at me-
Wow, this thread really made me super uncomfortable until I realised there were Randomness’ leavings that were swept out of the way of Max and Rando’s conversation.
BTW, nice to see you back Rando! *hugs*
*sniff*That hurts, Maxwell. Why would you say that to me????
God looking back at this thread now, Even I’m thinking that I’m a raging asshole.
*puts Anusol on Maxwell*
*Maxwell disappears*
Damn, he wasn’t kidding.
Randomness, you have crossed a line. A very big line that is marked with neon signs and flags and every sort of caution paint known to man.
You need to stop it, and apologize, because that was sick. And you are less than a person for saying it.
Less than? He’d have to actually be a person to become less than one. But we all know he doesn’t have the fortitude, balls, or any other vernacular for the word courage.
He lacks them all, and couldn’t possibly ever rise above the scum pool he crawled out of to actually post under his real name.
We should leave the coward to simmer in his own sh*t…. and by sh*t I mean.. anything that comes out of his sad little mouth.
Someone picking fun at you for a single-minded topic that you harped on for an entire night does not excuse you for intentionally taking something from their life to use in order to hurt. The two are so far apart as to not even appear on the same scale.
You need to apologize.
He won’t apologize. It’s okay. He can’t hurt me. I think it’s funny that he could. But I’m not the only person who would be upset by such a joke, if you know what I mean. :-\
Shall we continue in our bashing of the single-minded twit of a troll who thinks that a natural death is somehow justice? Because that’s just silly to me
Well.. apparently, we can bash him all we want and he’ll just have to sit there and be butthurt… CAUSE HE’S GONE!!
*looks around… sighs in relief*
PARTY AT THE FORTRESS OF DOOM!!!! OPEN BAR AND BUFFET! WOOOOOO!!!
Ding dong, the troll is gone! Which old troll? The stupid troll!! Praise the Admins the stupid troll is gone!!!! *dances around*
*joins froofrou doing the happy dance*
*joins everyone in dancing*
Yessss!
Want me to get the granola for the party?
i can haz sandwiches?
YAY!!! Another party at the Fortress of Doom! I’m so glad I redecorated and put in the full service bar.
The inner granola…
-brings in punch, pie, fat kids, and lots and lots of vodka and some bitter beer- WHOOOHOOO MAKES BITTER SMILE …in a bitter way
I am SO breaking out the Disco ball for this…. Its deserved.
is bitter troll the only one who watches warehouse 13?
-thinks of studio 54′s disco ball-
I see that show and I think X-files bitter… but right now I’m working on making my way through 30 some years of the old Doctor who series… after 3 weeks, Im up to Tom Baker… god help me, there’s so much more to go!
its like x-files, but no deep dark super goverment subplots. they find magic items and store them away. its cute and entertaining. they had a problem with studio 54′s disco ball and the mirror that belonged to the guy who wrote alice in wonderland
I watch Warehouse 13. I also watch Doctor Who. Jon Pertwee is my favorite Doctor, though I forget if I spelled his name correctly.
Aww what’s the matter Randomness? Butthurt much? Oh wait… of course, otherwise you wouldn’t be doing this sad little parade.
Nice try, Randomness. I saw that coming from a mile back. You can’t hurt me. But so far you’ve taken cheap shots at both mine and bitter troll’s personal anguish. And you have the nerve to say you’re upset about what Ted Kennedy did? Pfft. How pathetic.
I won’t stoop to his level. But I’m amused that he thought he could hurt me. And saddened that trolls have come to this. What happened to the good ol’ days where we just called each other assholes all day and went out for a beer afterwards?
Apparently… ted Kennedy MURDERED someone… and it all went to hell.
Yes, but Kennedy never went to hell, and that’s the problem. But now, since he died a natural death, somehow that’s justice for someone who has been dead for 40 years due to what was most likely an accident. Keep your issues straight, dammit!
Right sorry… I just get so worked over things that happened 40 years ago because well… my life isn’t that great…
The admins must have deleted all of randomness’ post because I’m only getting one side of this conversation. Way to go admins!
Holy Sweet Buttf*cking Cheesus!
You’re right! Praise be to the PK admins for noticing a bad thing when they see one….
Oh and if the admins are still watching…. I apologize to any Cheesus followers.
Yay, Admins!!! It’s kind of weird now, though, because it looks like Maxwell is insulting Rando up there
Um, wow. I’ve never seen that happen before. Thanks, admins! That’s pretty sweet! I guess the admins aren’t fans of those jokes either.
Awhile back someone posted pretending they were my dad and telling everyone I had died. About a day later, those posts were removed as well. Keep up the great work admins!
The admins must have read his posts as I did–totally over-the-top offensivenss. And thanks be to the PK admins for responding as I would have, if I had the power!
Well Rando and I do insult each other… but that’s usually in good fun that plays off each other till everyone ELSE feels like puking.
Hurray!!
I wonder if they blocked it’s IP address, let’s hope so…
You know what the definition of irony is? I was just about to type in a reply to him telling them that if he continues being a prick like this… someone will eventually find him, and snuff him out. Strange that it was the PK admins that did it.
Actually I was just thinking how ironic it was that random-ass got bounced in a lol called, “Do we hate him now?” Apparently everyone hates him now!
Be prepared, folks. Some people are gonna come in here without reading the whole thing and go off on some of us for such completely random (how appropriate) and occasionally nasty posts. LOL
All you have to do is point them to the Gryffindore lol and they will understand because his posts are still there in all their nutty glory.
Randomass’ posts were deleted from the Gryffindore one too.
now bitter troll will make sure he buys everything advertised on this website-nodnod-
Wow, they must have done that after I said that! I checked to see if they were there…
Don’t make promises you can’t keep, BT. Especially since I’ve seen some Russian dating service pop up in the ads before. Messed up, yo.
Dayum, it’s like the man in the iron mask. All traces have been wiped from existance. I’m wondering though, was it just randomass or did some of the sock postings get wiped as well?
Maybe we’ve all just shared a bizarre hallucination.
suicide_blonde’s stalker sock is still around. I saw those posts. I haven’t looked to see if anything else is. What about the troll who posted more of those, er, bad jokes a few LOLs back? Is he still there?
bitter troll will buy advertisements he sees….has never seen one with his pop up blocker..but could use a hot russian wife..would call her my lil putinett
DBJ is still there. I thought they were the same sock, but I may be wrong.. I guess we’ll have to see if he shows up. But the posts are still there.
I don’t think it was an hallucination. There is still one of his comments in the Biden-gets-pranked-called lol. A rather mild one for him, but still…
*prank-called. Sigh.
Wow, nice work admins! And justice WAS served. And they all lived happily ever after!
Is it bad that I’m sitting here thinking to myself: “Self.. remember the good ole days when we had trolls that actually HAD an argument? You know… the ones who made us reflect on the hedonistic blend of socialism and capitalism that our country teeters on? The ones who actually made us think about the issues and discuss them?”
And it is to myself that I dedicate this next sentence…
“HAI GAIZ! I CAN HAZ SOSHULIZM NAO!?”
No! No Socializm for you!! You come back, one year!!!
Nuuuuuu!! I can haz a little socializm? Maybe… public roads? Public bathrooms perhaps? I really have to pee!
Have you been cutting back your caffeine, also?
Pee on yourself, you dirty librul! It’s what you deserve!!
*goes off to count piles of ebil Capitalist moneys*
I think it’s just fine, dear.
yes maxman, bitter troll think it very adorable
My mother always said it’s like a little baby jesus…
Ew. Hey, can we remove this comment too, admins? LOL
At that moment I was actually thinking “Everyone shut up! I have to talk before I think!”
bitter troll still laughs so hard when he reads that
I wish I could read what’s on the television, it might make this funny.
“Obama attempts to overthrow United States government”
It is funnier!!
Yep, that is probably what the caption reads. If they are in a break room, I would love to see the safety bulletins and stuff on the walls. “Did you remember your gun today?” “A properly positioned face mask is your best ally” and of course the poster with the help line to report on the job injuries. “Minimum wage: two chickens a day.”
“Someone keeps stealing my hummus out of the fridge. I wrote my name on it and everything. Please stop, I am hungry.”
Ok, who put the pork chops in here!! That’s not funny guys.
” 37 days since last accidental explosion while setting up IED’s- lets keep it safe, guys”
Loose lips sink camels.
The new Sexual Harassment policy says to stone the next woman you see. No, I don’t care if she’s your sister, stone her.
With rocks.
Did you know that there are some Bibles now being published that have any reference to being “stoned” now reading “stoned to death”? Apparently, some were reading their Holy Writ and getting a little too excited about sinning, if you know what I mean.
“Duuuuude. It says if we lie with our father’s concubine, we’ll get stoned.”
“No waaaayy.”
“Waaa *SSSSSP* aayyyyy!”
I like the weed interpretation more
The world would be a better place!
Yeah, there is definitely some merit to that version.
Everybody must get stoned! Thank you Bob!
Man I would HATE to see the carnage on casual Fridays…
They ran out of female employees after the first week…
Well, there are some clear exceptions to the rules and casual Fridays are one of them. In fact, they like to get buck nekkid on casual Fridays. We have a lot to learn from them.
LOL’ing loud enough to wake up the dog and make him think it’s time for dinner…
…..mmmm pork chops…..
Yeah, nice work kids!
Food thieves. No breakroom is immune.
*Opens refrigerator, unwraps Jane’s burrito, takes one big bite right out of the center, re-wraps, replaces in refrigerator*
Is it from Chipotle? I’m next!
Their chips are too salty….
Don’t fill up on the free stuff!!!
*hands LG Jane’s burrito, opens Cosman’s yogurt, eats half*
Mah yogurt!!! Noes!!
*hands Cosman the remaining half of his yogurt, hands bitter troll’s bitter guard dogs what’s left of Jane’s burrito, has a bitter beer*
Based on the amount of trolls that hate you, I think you might be a powerful ally in any flame wars…
You thought that was yogurt?
It was breastmilk.
HA-HA
*HORKS*
*VOMITS*
*drinks everyone’s soda* I’ve been cutting back on caffeine and it’s making me crabby. *drinks more soda*
For caffiene I reccomend coffee-tea
-chains guard dogs to his bitter beer-
I don’t like either. I really am trying to cut back on caffeine though, with some really pissy success.
You are pissy? Or you are constantly heading to the bathroom? Inquiring minds want to know!
I want to know!
bitter troll can tell you..and has video of it all too…rando has awful aim!
Hmm. Then we better make sure he’s responsible for cleaning the bathrooms this month!
Dude(ette) if you can make it past three months then soda starts to taste like pure syrup. Three years and the only soda I can drink is a sprite. Keep it up.
Poor bitter troll. Standing behind the toilet was probably a bad idea if you wanted video of that. Sorry it got in your eye like that.
ay dios mio–There’s something about soda that I love too much. Maybe it’s the carbonation. I actually have a bottle of caffeine free diet Pepsi in my fridge. I used to consider that stuff the most useless beverage ever made, and now I drink it to hold off caffeine cravings. LOL
no worries, washed off in max’s moat
YOU OWE ME A BURRITO!!!!!!
Let’s just go out for margaritas instead! WHOOO HOOO FRIDAY!!!
All that means is that their watching Fox or the Nashville Network.
Could use a blacklight poster on the wall too.
And some bean bag chairs….
Some throw pillows and a giant hooka with some madagascarian trip weed…
Sounds like my place!
SB, is your moniker related to INXS? I always think of that song when I see you.
Yes it is! Well spotted
INXS FTW!
This caption is racist against Obama and I’m going to cry about it.
Anniee, show me one post I made where I said the caption was racist, or “dig deeper” and come up with “something original.”
Not sure who Anniee is but I’ll take credit for whatever he/she did. Keep in mind that you make enough retarded statements that more than one person disagrees with you.
Also: You see everyone who didn’t vote for Obama as a Bush supporter, and everyone who didn’t vote Obama or McCain as a Ron Paul supporter. Pity that more than three people run for office sometimes, also a pity that you’re close minded retard.
Well you can’t provide any cites, so I’ll just go ahead and assume you’re anniee, since that’s consistent with her behavior.
I stand by all of my retarded statements. Cry about it.
Just ignore them. Anyone that goes against their jihad is a “close minded retard” to them.
Jihad huh? That’s not exactly an open minded statement from someone who doesn’t appear to have down syndrome. You and suicide_i_wish_i_could_pull_the_trigger_but_i’m_just_an_all_talk_emo_blonde seem to have something in common.
Blondetard:
I won’t bother taking the time looking up a post to cite information we both know is true (Unless you really are that slow and you can’t remember what you said a month ago).
sock.
Anniee just a pawn in game of life.
Anniees a thong?
Killer thong!
Yum!
AAARRRR!!!! Severe nesting fail! I meant that for SB! Lord….anniee in a thong. Needles-eyes.
Why are you so desperate, Random? Relax…life can be good or at least OK. Just…relax. Deep breaths. OOoooommmmmmmmmm………….
There we go.
My last word to you about this,Anniee and Randomness: Practice what you preach. Those living in glass houses should not throw stones.
Yes, and china store people, ceaseth lobbing the rhinos and balloon shop dwellers, enough with the porcupine lobbing. For heavens sake.
Damnit! Reiteration fail…
SB, I am *so* jealous of you. How many sock trolls recently have singled you out for attention? You are doing some seriously awesome work to get that kind of stalking towards you.
No, Randomness. Desperate for attention. Any kind. You are the equivalent of a Carrot Top comedy set. Bizarre, irritating, unfunny and utterly lacking in cleverness. You have nothing to offer so you just buzz and bite like a greenhead fly. You have no value here and probably nowhere else in life. You have the bitterness of the nagging little brat that everyone in school hated and you never got past it. You are still that snot nosed little kid tripping other kids in the hallway and wondering why nobody likes you and why the big kids still beat you up after class.
May I humbly submit to my PK seniors (I’m still kind of a rookie here) that the time has come to just ignore this wee tiny creep until it goes away? That’s what I’m doing from here on. Nitey nite, Randomness. may you find something in life that heals you.
@Eric – OMG I KNOW! I’M FAMOUS! In the stolen words of someone else because I’m too retarded to think of anything original, “now I know that you like me, you really like me!”
Hmmm…your troll has been stalking you for a month at least…it could be Anniee, but there are others far less important that might be trying to make their 3-incher look like 12. Whoever it is, it’s your very own stalker sock! It’s sitting right next to the money you could be saving with Geico!
Gah… and both of those f*ckers keep staring at me….
Who are you talking to this time? Is it one of us or just the voices in your head? Because you don’t really have to type to talk to them.
HA! FTR, I was not implying Maxwell was talking to voices in his head. This is another example of the R-word troll being removed and it looking like Max & me going at it.
Been hanging around with you too much, Po.
You’re learning from the best, SB! I’ve rarely seen a troll with such devotion and pronounced mental illness. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Keef must be so proud.
Did I mention single minded?
Well, single anyway.
Not very clever. Randomness is reaching.
Reaching hard.
Third grade on this one.
No wait….second.
A troll’s reach should never exceed his grasp.
I actually have that written on my belt, “I took an IQ test and the results were negative”.
So good job Arrr (cause pirates just wreaked havoc and pillaged too, just like…? no?), youre as witty as my belt but not as well-spoken
Randomness, I’d give you a dollar to get a new, improved life, but I doubt you’d give me the change. Now c’mon, take off the sock and show us who you really are!
Jeezee, Randomness….you really have nothing.
Your reach HAS exceeded your grasp.
So empty.
Your name does NOT make me think of INXS.
It just doesn’t flow properly and seems – well – derivative and flat.
How about Elegantly Wasted? Seems to fit you and is a whompin’ good song!!!
Don’t forget the lava lamp.
And some incense, maybe some candles…
Patchouli, man….gotta be patchouli.
New-que-ley-ear.
Uh oh, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ca-bleeeeewie!!!!*
“Is it pronounced ‘nuclear’ or ‘nucular’? I’d hate to spend the last two minutes of my life mired in a syntax discrepancy…” – Dennis Miller (back when he was funny)
WOW. That was a LONG time ago. I was young then!
He’s still real funny! I listen to his show on occasion.
Did Dennis Miller explain what spelling and pronunciation have to do with syntax? (I have more than two minutes left.)
I no get this lol…..who’s on the tv? when was this?
Obama is on the TV. It was about the time he was inaugurated in2 office. Funny now? Funny like a clown?
Okay people, I’m begging you, please do NOT feed the trolls.
I know there are a few of them lurking, but please do your best not to respond to them and maybe this won’t turn into a huge glob of flame-wars and trolling.
Please just ignore the various trolls and try and enjoy the LOLs.
*sigh*
Poor Squiggly, this will all smooth over after a few lols, don’t get discouraged… It will be fun again.
I hope so.
Usually I enjoy reading the comments. These last few lols not so much…
Same. A few days ago everyone was able to get along. But now more trolls have come.
Let’s see:
“Dawn take you all and be stone to you!”- Gandalf
A Gandalf quote. You are now instantly and permanently one of my favorite people.
Thank you.
Strangely enough, the magic creatures he was fighting then were trolls….
I much prefer Tolkien’s troll to the internet ones. At least Tolkien’s troll had some semblance of manners, even if they did try and eat you.
Yah rly.
if i’m gonna be eaten by a troll, i would prefer a polite one.
I find it best to calm down, ignore the trolls (when possible), and , when that’s not enough, meditate.
Shoo!!
Don’t bother me….
Pie!
Pie is an excellent idea! Why don’t we all have some pie?
I’m hungry. I’ll take 3.14 slices, please.
Before you said that, I was going to post a similar joke: “I’ll take the circumference of that pie divided by its diameter amount of slices exactly. Then you will be calculating the amount of slices indefinetly! And then I will throw the slices into the faces of trolls! (If they still exist)”
I like that idea. Infinite troll pie toss is ON.
Infinite pie, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *drool*
*tossing about infinite pie?*
I think I missed something…
Makes you eyes light up
and your tummy say howdy!
..
I never get enough of that wonderful stuff!!
Thanks Justa, I love those old songs.
http://www.archive.org/details/PaulWhitemanwithJohnnyHauser
That archive has Eddison Cylinder recordings on it dating back to 1879.
Do you recognize what movie that song is from?
http://www.archive.org/details/StarsAndStripesForever1901
A few of them lurking….that’s a nice, understated way of putting it.
Well I’m not sure how many are actual trolls and how many are socks…
I’ve been posting on this site for a long time now. I won’t even use my original moniker because of troll attacks, I change my user name now like I change my shoes. That would be considered a sock, but socks aren’t always a bad thing.
you’ve been posting as bitter clown for long enough that we have a persona attached to you. i wasn’t counting you among the troll masses.
Thanks! I hate when people think I’m a troll, I’m just a sock, a pretty embroidered and well laundered one, but a sock just the same.
*sniffs bitter clown* You do smell Snuggle Soft.
bitter clown uses bitter Tide with Febreze.
Bitter Tide sounds like a bad naval movie…
With Gary Busey as the unconventional, ornery captain with a drinking problem, and Wesley Snipes as the second in command with something to prove. Denise Richards can play the girl who loves them both.
And just to make sure the movie doesn’t suck, Alan Rickman can play the german captain.. who’s badass AND SCARY
Rickman will try valiantly to save the film with good acting, but will eventually be overpowered by the lack of talent from his costars and the terrible plot. He only took the job as a favor to one of the producers anyway. Later he will fire his agent.
That’s true, and I sprinkle on a little bitter apple so the dog doesn’t chew on me.
I didn’t say socks were a bad thing, I just wasn’t sure to the actual number of trolls we had if a few of them were socking. Which I believe at least one of them is…
You mean Aniee
I seriously don’t think that’s Anniee. Why? Because Anniee has no problem saying what she wants to say *as* Anniee. This is someone that wants to say things anonymously. IMO.
I was thinking the same thing.
I’m not convinced. I have too much faith in humanity to believe there could be more than one person like Anniee in the world.
yah rly
I’m more concerned about the fact that there apparently IS someone like Eric Cartman in reality…
Screw you guys! I’m going home!
God, if only they would Rando… if only they would.
I’m gonna agree with bitter clown here. Anniee would prefer to take full credit for getting into it with SB than let a sock do it.
Apparently I haven’t been here long enough. What’s the deal with this “Annie?”
anniee is a woman ( i think ) who likes to say things to piss people off. but she comes and goes..like a ghost in the night
A really pale… angry racist ghost… that needs to get laid… or stoned…. or something.
Like Albi the Racist Dragon? (link)
You know… that’s why they call it business socks….
Get off my tail you’ll make it dirty.
It’s Anniee with two e’s. She’ll let you know if you spell it wrong too.
i’m thinking that at least one of them is a sock of a regular troll… but most of them are new trolls who are just here to be annoying. over the last 2 weeks or so i think we’ve gone through probably a good 30 or more trolls. we get a few every week and when we just STOP responding they normally go away.
i’ve taken to mostly lurking and not saying too much because of the trolls. luckily, school is starting back up soon so the under 18 crowd will be busy most of the day…
Oh good grief… I just paid a brief visit over to roflrazzi and someone’s trying to start up a Ted Kennedy debate over there. >_< There is no escape from these things is there?
I don’t think they’ll have much luck getting Ted to debate them. Just a guess.
Not for lack of trying though.
“Ha! He’s not answering, so I WIN!”
“He may not hear my aggressive, insulting attacks! I’ll yell louder!”
Win. A win made of awesomeness
LOL
Please refer to my plot summary illustrated in the previous lol involving his corpse and the police, it explains a lot
That was fine work, by the way! I think it could work on Broadway.
Its needs music… perhaps the first number should be “I’m Batshit crazy and want a dead man to pay for his crimes” Abridged…. of course.
Let’s just hope there are no Strawman Sockpuppets
But the Tin man AND the Lion have them…
Oooohhh We’re off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
You’ll find he is a whiz of a Wiz, if ever a Wiz there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, becaaaauuuuussssseeee….
Because of the wonderful things he does!
Oooohhh We’re off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
See! I told you the fun would be back!
It’s Barack’s fan club.
If you listen to the right-wing you’d know that all Barack fans, supposedly, hate guns. Besides, I don’t even own a mask.
So, why is it that a large number of people who, to use a mild phrase, don’t care for President Obama, use his first name? I have my own theory, but maybe Elaine can explain.
Have the non-bitter trolls been breeding too much lately? Could someone fetch the troll hounds please?
Dawn take you all and be stone to you!
*non-bitter trolls turn to stones*
…or we could do that…where’s Bilbo when you need him?
actually that was gandalf… bilbo was about to get sat on and squashed into jelly along with his traveling companions…
Ah – that’s right (haven’t read that one in a while) – Gandalf did the voice thing and distractificated them until the sun came up, right? I guess all Bilbo did was try to steal a purse or something? My memory has more holes than Swiss cheese anymore…
My Webster’s says either pronounciation is acceptable, although one, “nucyulur,” is more of a regional dialect than the other.
But hey, nobody here lets facts get in the way of a good making-fun-of-someone!
Facts? BAH! facts only get in the way! BEGONE WITH THEM
Webster also had to finally give in a recognize “ain’t” as a word, much to the dismay of many an English teacher.
Isn’t it still classified as slang though? I mean it’s there but because of it’s classification it still isn’t a “real” word. I could be wrong.
Well yes, you’re correct, but if that’s the logic we’re using the nucyulur pronunciation would still be considered slang and not a real word.
Win to you sir.
Is it me or is this proof that PK is getting more and more PoMo over the past few LOLs
Post Modern? If you define PoMo as left-leaning convoluted jargon and incoherence… well, then… yes.
Feel free to leave anytime, we won’t miss you, trust me.
Comrade Maxwell, please make sure to add chocktaw to the death panels, er, happy panels, please.
Javohl!
No, no PoMo as in “This makes no sense or has no relevance”
This site is not left-leaning. Just look at the Coulter and Gingrich ads on this site.
Adblock plus thankfully saves my eyeballz from seeing something that frightening.
But to be fair… If Newt lost some weight… and gave said weight to Ann coulter… both of them might be more pleasing to the eyes…
Have you seen Rush lately?
bitter tried, but cant seem to back up enough to fit him all in my bitter bitter eyesight
i think he pooped out a child, because he’s a lot skinnier nowadays. But, the latest picture I saw of him made him look old.
You’re a brave woman froo.. I can barely listen to his voice, much less look at him.
I’m a Right Wing Nutter, remember? I enjoy listening to Rush and Mark Levin. They are my Olbermann and Maddow
Wow, I’m just now listening to Levin!
I love how frothy he gets. You can almost hear the spit form at the corners of his mouth when he gets all worked up.
I know, lol! The “great one”! I guess they have to play themselves like that, it is a show after all. I want to read his book one day when I get the chance…
His voice is like listening to fingernails on a chalk board sometimes too, which isn’t great for radio…
The “Thank me! Thank me!” gets me, lol.
It always chokes me up when he talks about Sprite, though. His voice gets rough and you can tell it’s still a tough subject for him.
Do you listen to Laura Ingraham at all?
Yea, I really like her show, she’s really funny. I recently started listening to her and Dennis Praeger, he has the best bumper music.
Have you heard Curtis Slewa (sp?)? He’s the Mike Molloy of the Right.
No, he’s one I’ve never heard of. Seems like there’s a new one every day! I listen to some local guy that’s pretty funny early in the morning, I enjoy his show a lot.
Downloading Adblock plus was the best thing I’ve ever done. This site as well as Facebook are running super fast for me now without all the stupid ads.
Those loons featured in the ads scare me…..
Knowing how many people like them exist makes me feel alone in the world….
*shivers*
I feel that way about Pelosi…*shivers*
It’s okay. Both sides of the aisle are creeped out by her.
democrates will admit she is a creepy zombie lady..
republicans please admit rush is a big fat drug addict..
we will throw in al franklen is not funny for free
Hmm, you need to throw in a few more to get Rush… How about Barney Frank?
No no no, they can have Rush as an addict, as long as the stipulation that he’s a RECOVERING (which is what you’re always doing as an addict) addict who doesn’t seem to have that problem now.
But we’ll stop calling Obama the Messiah if you stop calling Rush the leader of teh party.
And Barney Frank lives on the planet Uranus…..
Ok, this sounds fair to me. What say you BT?
I dunno. For all that, we’re gonna have to ask that you add that Hannity is annoying as all get out.
He *is* annoying, but may have an occasional point (no, not on his head…)
they all have a point once and a while, eben a blind dog finds a sleeping legs to hump once and a while
rush not leader of the party
obama dont walk on water
dick chaney scarey
Michele obama NOT fashion model
al franken not funny
Yea!!! You win a no expense paid vacation of a lifetime to the internets for teh truthiness!
Is Democrates like Socrates? Cause that’s how I read it.
Ok this democrate offer..
Obama not cheesus
Michele his wife not a fashion model, we dont care what she’s wearing
Makeing fun of Palin’schildren or grand children is NOT cool
and al franken not funny..-nods-
Only if it’s made of al-u-nin-i-um.
Crap, that didn’t work, nesting fail maybe?
We’ll let you slide this time….
*shortens the chains on the death panels*
This time…..
I guess I got caught in a parallel universe time warp thingy here on PK. One minute I’m replying to a comment, the next minute the comment doesn’t exist and my reply becomes a new comment.
*cues twilight zone music*
That happens sometimes when you get a hiccup in your ISP and the connection times out… when it picks back up, it kinda loses it place in the thread and pops up independently..
Ok… backing away from what seemed to be a intelligent response from me…. backing away veeeery slowly..
I bet he was replying to one of the troll’s comments and it got eated by the mods before he could hit reply.
I thought he was reply to slaggingham’s comment about the pronunciation of nuclear..
ack, you bet me too it…
The PK admins apparently deleted all of Randomness comments, so if that is what you were replying to that would make sense.
wait wait, the Gods of PK deleted randomness? THATS AWSOME!@!!!@@!!111!!!!
The party has started in the above comments….you’re invited
bitter troll would like to thank the PK gods for the removeing.
I’m really not sure if anyone else has made this comment, and if they have, I’m sorry.
When I see “Do we hate him now?” on the recents, all I can think of is “Do we hate him now? Yes? Good. *walks a few steps* Do we hate him now? Yes? Good.”
I kind of started relating it to Randomness, which prompted me to think “A THOUSAND TIMES…. YES!!”
this post has been brought to you by beer
BEER!!!
it makes you attractive to the other sex
Boo… I’m at work, all I can see if a big blank post.
Oh my god! Froo made a nekkid post!
a post of her nekked? WOOT
bitter troll will look when home..
Oh noes! froo is stealing my bitter!!
-blinks- nooo charro bitter is yours…still has flag in him. nothing wrong with wanting to see other womens nekked..or haveing nother 3some with viking girl
Well, ok but I get to look at nekkid chicks too.
Where is VG?
It’s an embedded video, Max. You’ll have to undo your adblock to see it.
In Austria and Germany, if a doctor diagnoses a person as “stressed,” medical insurance pays for weekends at a health spa.
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on my bitter way home
Same here in America but only if you are a member of congress.
Um, yeah and all of us are members of Congress. You fail.
Who’d want 2b a congressman? R an American for that matter too ;p
Yeah that’s the only reason to dislike a president… good heavens, how stupid.
It’s a joke, just like G.W. Bush was/is/always will b – just like u, u retarded sideways flying trout
i want my cheesburger!
I want ur cheezburger!
A Time photo of Palestinian Hamas.
What the hell happened? I missed it.
-tackle hug charro-
THEY BANNED HIM AND REMOVED HIS POSTS
No kidding, Charro! I was sitting here going back and forth trying to figure out where random-ass was and couldn’t see any posts. I was starting to think the regulars had lost their collective minds!
he kept trying to be a cheeky butt monkey, but the PK gods of cheesus decided he was too butt monkey and not cheeky . Poof his posts removed and zip gone!
Hi baby!! *wriggles and giggle in bitter’s lap*
I want to hear the story though!! I missed it!!
not sure WHAT happened, he was here being his normal charming self, rando and max tried to deal with him, suddenly all his posts vanished and he was gone. your bitter troll got off a call at work, raised the PK window and was like…what? TOTALLY? WHOOO HOOO-wiggles and smiles-
My question is, did someone report him, or do the admins actually watch these threads to see who’s being over the top and who’s playing nice?
What actually happened was Rando, Froo, Eddie, bitter, and Cosman all formed Voltron and blew him out of the sky.
bitter troll didnt report no one…hope the admins saw and struck
I of course, sat back in my Fortress of Doom, and laughed while my creation destroyed the troll… that being of course, because I designed and built Voltron…. true story!
the lion one or the one made of cars and jeeps and stuff?
I wish I could have seen it. I don’t want to poke any sore spots, but can I get a recap? You can put it on my ICHC profile if you don’t want to rehash here.
And thanks for the party in the Fortress Max! *dances with drink in hand under disco ball* Love it!
You can go back and read the posts we all made and just insert Randomness usual hateful, projection in between. Rando and I were merely playing till he tried to use a very personal attack on Rando, just like he did with Bitter in the previous lol. I’d like to think that was the straw that broke the camels back.
That poor poor camel.
Well it’s nice to know that the ‘interwebs security dude who thinks he knows all’ got what’s coming. I’m betting his IP is probably blocked as well, I’d give anything to see his face when he tries to access the site and get an “Access Denied Asshole!” message.
I wonder if Dr. Tinycat administers that message?
I’m totally the blue lion.
If I ever get blocked, I hope it’s by Dr. Tinycat.
The hard reality has probably already struck him, there’s no way Rando and I could have gotten away scott-free without buttwipe throwing in his “valuable opinion”
LMAO! So was I! And the comment Max apparently “said” to Rando about killing himself, I was like “WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!”, until I realised the glorious truth.
Oh, you mean like the old foot v. ant scenario. It’s ok to ‘think’ you’re god, until he actually comes along and proves how insignificant you are.
let us all put it behind us…and frolick int he feilds with booze and bitter beer.
dance naked around the fairy rings
jiggle like the orange jello
*frolics*
I’m too old to frolic, but can I have a beer and watch?
*loves the jiggly bits*
*hands Eddie a beer*
I’m too tired after dealing with that idiot to dance….
But I will enjoy my scotch with JUST-ICE!
And you know, I had a feeling if I hopped in he would stoop that low. I wasn’t gonna let him get to me, but I’m glad the admins took him down. Justice is served!
-bounces jiggles and wiggles, shakes his hairy butt-
This is why I’m happy to be a sadistic overlord…
What can he say to me?
“You kidnapped your wife!”
‘Yes I’m a man who takes what he wants!’
“You having delusions of grandeur!”
‘No my friend… grandeur has delusions of me!’
Ok… I’ll stop tooting my own horn now.
Justice is served… with whipped cream!! *jiggles and frolics* Woohoo!
And not 40 years later, lol.
Victory tastes like…cake. Tonight, my friends, the cake is NOT a lie! The cake is victory and justice! We have taken the site back from the trolls!! *victorious music swells* Tonight, we celebrate our independence day! *music dies off* Oops. That’s from a movie isn’t it?
We stood tall! When the trolls beset us on all sides did we just say it was over? Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!
a pauly shore movie?
no wait…animal house…MUCH cooler
(i’m late to the party but can’t pass up this opportunity)
D-Day: War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.
Bluto: And it ain’t over now. ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough…
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin’! Who’s with me? Let’s go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fcuk happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my a$s from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…
Otter: Dead! Bluto’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
Bluto: We’re just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let’s do it.
Bluto: *Let’s do it*!
and on an aside, thanks for clearing up the troll problem max and eric! it’s much nicer here now.
Charro, I was thinking that, too, and I’m not even recognized as a regular here. What was all that stuff about a tree? I’m am very confused.
You realize that by actually destroying a troll that Max’s and my egos are now going to be completely out of control.
I’m still confused, Meowth. Just know that there was a troll named Randomness who started shit the other night about Ted Kennedy MUUUUURRRRDERING, so we were going by the “turnabout is fair play” rule, and in the end, Randomness was destroyed by our collective awesomeness.
Rando and Max, nice job.
Eric / Rando, I think it was actually the Admins that destroyed the troll…
The video I posted has some cursing in it. Not Safe For Work.