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MARTIAL ARTS WIN
Honestly, who wouldn’t want that ability?

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  1. Danbala says:

    HAHAHAH! HAHAAHA! HAH… No. I don’t get what the fun is here. Again, I fail. :(

  2. anaphylaxia says:

    And that’s why u never take the beer from a shaolin.

    • Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    • brak says:

      When you can take the Tsing-Tao from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

  3. Cuddlee says:

    Was that a real life incident?

    • Wright says:

      erm… looks to be CGI to me…

    • Wizard says:

      Not likely a real life inicident. Both the kicker and the the kickee still have their glasses on. That’s not likely to be the case in a real fight. The impact should have knocked the glasses off the one being kicked, and I have RARELY seen anyone fight with glasses on.

  4. Endarkend5 says:

    Thats what happens when Sanji opened up his own martial art dojo.

  5. Captain Wow says:

    We’ve secretly replaced a rioter with a Ninja…. let’s see if they notice.

  6. Nött'z says:

    I’m don’t know if this is China but I don’t think it’s a good idea to kick a Cop in the face… in China, or in any other communist country for that matter.

    • Flahdagal says:

      Not much of a good idea in the States either there, Sparky. I think it would be a free ticket to the Taser on the Nads Show.

      • Nött'z says:

        That would be totally worth it! xD Being tortured for the rest off your visit in prison on the other hand is not, if that. From what I’ve heard you can end up on death row for far less then this.

  7. wraitii says:

    Looks Japan to me. Yamakazi…

  8. Shadowbane509 says:

    Meh tinkz Korea?

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  10. notanengineer says:

    ROUNDHOUSE KICK and FALCON PAWNCH 4 evar!! and this FTW!! :-D

  11. suicide_retardblonde says:

    This is racist. Poor Obama.

  12. darkcloyd says:

    why is the kicker headless?

  13. Himura says:

    This appears to be a staged demonstration to me. Notice the perfect photo-op composition. Also, as the other fellow says, both participants are still wearing their glasses. Furthermore, the position of the bodies (note the over-acted spin effect on the guy in the foreground and the exaggerated falling position of the guy in back, despite no known forces acting to produce such effect) seem to indicate a staged performance.

    The only thing working against this hypothesis at the moment is that the only visible potential audience (notice the line of people in the background) is turned in the other direction.

    I suppose it could go either way, but with the evidence present, I’m more likely to believe that it’s a demonstration.

    • pittypat says:

      Well thank you Eddie Haskell. Now I think it’s time for you to go home.
      -Mrs. Cleaver.

    • What name? says:

      Eh. The person doing the kicking is somewhat clumsy, but it’s hard to tell with just a pic. The spin is actually intended, if he’s doing what I think he’s doing (I’m assuming the spin you mentioned was directed at the kicker). Still, it does seem a bit staged.

      • Himura says:

        I was talking more about the guy being kicked. See the way his legs are folded? That would mean he was originally facing so that his back was turned to us, and then he was VIOLENTLY PROPELLED ZOMG (TM) by the force of the other guy’s kick!!!! [/sarcasm] That’s the real “kicker” piece of evidence, since unless he’s a ragdoll barely capable of lifting that baton, he wouldn’t move quite as much. Also, there would probably be BLOOD EVERYWHERE, now that I think about it, if the kicker really had connected with the guy’s jaw, as seems to be the desired inference of the picture.

    • Chris says:

      If I took my glasses off for a fight I would be up the creek. I have 20/1000 vision. Five times the legal limit for being legally blind in the state of Ohio, and I seem to think that this is not Street Fighter so they more than likley weren’t planning on getting a beat down so they COULDN’T ask Mr. Kicky to hold up a second to lose the specs. Besides it’s really just that funny, who cares if it is fake?

      • Himura says:

        Oh, I didn’t mean they SHOULD take off the glasses, I meant that the force of the kick would likely have knocked the glasses off of both of them. ;-)

        And yeah, it’s quite funny, I have no doubts about that, I just thought it would be equally entertaining to debate its authenticity. :-)

    • Tbridges says:

      I’ve been hit pretty hard in the face without losing my glasses. I wear them pretty tight, though. The cop didn’t take his glasses off because he has to see what he’s doing. Plus, I think he has a neck strap. As for the aggressor, I’m pretty sure he’s wearing shades, and nobody removes their shades to do a flying kick/body tackle. Coolness is the only thing that makes that move work.

      Exaggerated twisting is pretty simple to explain in a legitimate fight. My explanation for the dude on the left is that he was stepping in with his right foot and twisting to put force behind that baton he was swinging when he saw a frickin foot flying at his frickin face. Not beind fatally stupid, he pulled back from the incoming foot-to-face connection and rolled with it, ending up in a weird as heck twisted posture, and subsequently losing his balance and falling, in all likelihood, but not having his nose and cheekbone crushed and spraying blood all over the pavement.

      As for cop #2′s exaggerated falling position, he was moving towards the guy when, holy crap, there’s a flying guy leaping at his face. Again he reacted rationally, and not being able to stop his forward momentum with his legs, flung himself backwards from his torso.

      • viking gal says:

        And both cops probably needed hot baths and a massage the day after. Imagine the pulled muscles!

      • Himura says:

        Yeah, like I said, I meant the former, not the latter. ;-) I suppose it is a little presumptuous to assume that the glasses MUST fly off due to the active forces, but I will maintain that I find it more likely.

        You know, that actually sounds plausible. I don’t think the guy’s leaping, though, it looks like he’s pivoting on his left foot. While I can’t see the guy’s left arm, it looks like he might be pushing the guy in the back down with it. I dunno, I’m going to have to remain skeptical on this one and lean toward demo.

  14. brak says:

    Thank God for Yubawaza!!!

  15. batbat says:

    Lame. They replaced the guns with Walky Talkies.

    • Himura says:

      You really think it’s a shoop? I thought the walkies -might- be replaced, but I couldn’t tell, ’cause I’m not a pro. :-(

      Do you happen to have a link to the original?

  16. rj says:

    okay if its a fake then tell me wheres it from. i’m interested in source even if its not a fake. NAO

  17. bitter troll says:

    bitter troll can do that, he just chooses not to

  18. nostromo says:

    Confucicius say: cop who doesn’t know when to let go of phone get shoe in face.

  19. cheeseboy says:

    where does he end? where do they begin? lol nice picture :D

  20. Fargo says:

    Whoa… this reminds me of The Matrix.

  21. Wuff says:

    I see no reason to believe it’s staged. The kick could be a side kick, but more likely is a hook kick. I agree that foreground cop is more likely twisting to try to dodge it than actually as a result of having been nailed. The fact that the cop’s glasses are on now doesn’t mean they still will be in another half a second, though it’s possible his earpieces are of the hook design that stay on quite well under the most frenetic movement.

    As for the kicker’s glasses – if you’re kicking properly, your head doesn’t move that much.

    Re: the cop obscured by the kicker – well, he’s obscured. Hard to tell what happened there. Possibly nothing (yet) and he’s just startled by the sudden movement of the kicker and is reacting instinctively.

    It’d be a lot more revealing if we could see photos from a half-second before and a half-second after, but we work with what we’re given. :)

  22. ssnnss says:

    even their police cant hold them

  23. pittypat says:

    Lewd woman!

  24. pittypat says:

    I’m – I’m – bedside myself!

  25. eddiepscetti says:

    Don’t give me any sheet, I said I’d cover you!

  26. brak says:

    Be cautious when making blanket statements.

  27. pittypat says:

    Eh quilt your griping.

  28. brak says:

    Can’t a guy get some comforter what around here?

  29. eddiepscetti says:

    *headboard*

  30. brak says:

    Ouch. Hope your pillow isn’t a sham.

    *hates self-but says it anyway* ;-)

  31. MonaLisa65 says:

    Wubbie great if I could think of something to say too, but my mind’s blankie….

  32. You guys have me in stitches!

  33. brak says:

    Sew you like this thread, eh?

  34. pittypat says:

    No need to get all lovey duvet about it.

  35. brak says:

    Gotta spread the love!

  36. pittypat says:

    I’ll eiderdown play it or get really pissed off.

  37. brak says:

    Hey! No featherbedding here!

  38. pittypat says:

    What a load of bunk *trundles up bedding and stomps off*

  39. brak says:

    Aw c’mon…don’t get your springs in a coil.
    I’m Serta lost without you here.

  40. pittypat says:

    I was just teasing. Didn’t even put a futon the floor.

  41. brak says:

    Whew! I got nervous for a minute there.
    Now I feel Sealy.

  42. sleepyjoe256 says:

    C-c-c-combo BREAKER!!

  43. I think I’m fitted to be tied after this pun run. Shee(t)sh.

  44. pittypat says:

    Rando, I didn’t know that you linen that direction . . .

  45. brak says:

    Watch out for him…make sure he keeps that goose down!

  46. pittypat says:

    Hmm, that could really make this thread count . . .

  47. brak says:

    He’s stuck in that box! Spring him!

  48. pittypat says:

    Let’s take him to the Ba Da Bedding Ba Da Bing strip joint.
    That should spring him.

  49. brak says:

    We’ll take him to PJ’s. What a nightie he’ll have!

  50. pittypat says:

    Poor Rando, maybe afghan too far this time.

  51. brak says:

    Or maybe he’s just too far gown already.

  52. pittypat says:

    Hey don’t robe me of my pun!
    I meant afghan as in blanket, sheeeeet!

  53. brak says:

    It’s ok. We’ll bring him in for a nightcap and make sure he’s all right.

  54. pittypat says:

    But only one nightcap –
    wouldn’t want him to slipper something.

  55. brak says:

    Not only that, the lad will certainly need his Beautyrest.

  56. pittypat says:

    You know I think he might have been delta bad hand in the sleep department. I’ll see alpha can help him relax.

  57. brak says:

    Let’s try music. I’m pretty sure his favorite band is REM.

  58. pittypat says:

    I know he’s a dyed in the wool fan.
    But maybe he should just count sheep.
    To dye wool, to count sheep; perchance to dream:
    ay, there’s the backrub.

  59. brak says:

    *Brak stands back gaping in awe at that one. Has to take a moment and reboot his brain*

  60. brak says:

    And look at the awful bedhead when he wakes up…and his posture is pedic as well.

  61. pittypat says:

    To bed, to bed, bath, and beyond: sleep kill those pretty eyes (but I Ambien kind).

  62. brak says:

    Ahhhhh….sounds like the Perfect Sleeper.

  63. pittypat says:

    Oops – well, not like it’s ripped-from-headlines snooze, but I screwed that one up.


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