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Blockin’ ‘em.
Hey, they deserve some pizza. Just as long as*MY* tax dollars don’t pay for it!!!!!!
ummm, since they get paid from taxes, wouldn’t you pretty much be banning them from buying anything that wasn’t directly related to putting out fires? Unless I am being thick and you are just being silly and sarcastic, which I hope you are.
Yeah, she is. Totally.
THOSE ARE MY TAXES!! I WORKED HARD TO PAY THEM AND I DON’T WANT THEM GOING FOR PIZZA!!!! *froths all over floor*
YEAH! If they want to have pizza, they need to GET A JOB! So they can pay with THEIR money, not MINE! *scoots some of charro’s froth over so he can start his own froth pile*
THAT’S MY FROTH!! I WORKED HARD FOR IT AND I’M NOT SHARING!!!!11ELEBENTY!!11
And while we’re at it NO DOUGHNUTS FOR THE POLICE!!
And NO DRINKING AT CHRISTMAS!
Now wait just a darn minute there. How am I supposed to refrain from visiting bodily harm upon my relatives if I am not allowed to drink over the holidays?
You’re not. Christmas carnage, woohoo!!
Why am I reminded of “The Night Santa Went Crazy”?
And they better GET OFF MY LAWN NOW!! NOW!!
still cant catch me, BTW these fire fighters are heros dont care about taxes, thuuurrrp
I haven’t caught you because you intrigue me. BTW, your car needs an oil change and your neighbor sifts through your trash.
Oh, look, Rando. You have your own little stalker. How cute is that!?!
I’ve always wanted one of my own, but I’ve never been able to afford the payments.
THird !
*sigh* Well, in honor of our long holiday weekend:
Labor Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the first Monday in September (September 7 in 2009).The holiday originated in Canada out of labor disputes (“Nine-Hour Movement”) first in Hamilton, then in Toronto, Canada in the 1870s, which resulted in a Trade Union Act which legalized and protected union activity in 1872 in Canada. The parades held in support of the Nine-Hour Movement and the printers’ strike led to an annual celebration in Canada. In 1882, American labor leader Peter J. McGuire witnessed one of these labor festivals in Toronto. Inspired from Canadian events in Toronto, he returned the USA, to New York and organized the first American “labor day” on September 5 of the same year.
The first Labor Day in the United States was celebrated on September 5, 1882 in New York City. In the aftermath of the deaths of a number of workers at the hands of the US military and US Marshals during the 1894 Pullman Strike, President Grover Cleveland put reconciliation with Labor as a top political priority. Fearing further conflict, legislation making Labor Day a national holiday was rushed through Congress unanimously and signed into law a mere six days after the end of the strike. Cleveland was also concerned that aligning a US labor holiday with existing international May Day celebrations would stir up negative emotions linked to the Haymarket Affair. All 50 U.S. states have made Labor Day a state holiday.
I think 3rd meant to write turd.. but thanks for the ordinal post anyway – very informative! (I think I remember when Labor Day started, just not the circumstances.)
Oh, come on, Eddie, you don’t remember 1882!
I remember a girl named Loretta… Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
“I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.”
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …
Ba-ba-loooo!
Huh, that’s weird – I thought that one guy (the one closest to the truck) was a vegetarian…
They can include a veggie pizza. I’m sure they can even do a vegan pizza!
Urgh, Soy cheese! Please, vomit much? Eww.
Say, is that tofu in your blouse or are you…ok, went too far, never mind.
actually, I used to make vegan (pizza) pies…you just don’t use cheese, and bake it less.
I’ve done this. The results are fabulous.
You know what else is more fabulous? Lots of Cheese, and pepperoni!
and elebenty packages of oreos, please
elebenty-ONE (get it right, sheesh)
Pls don’t forget the cheesy poofs…
Cheesy poofs? Dude, you’re going about it all wrong. Doritoes are totally the way to go.
Reminds me of the great “Reporter high on weed”-video
Link included.
Haha that;s great!
Yay! I like this one
And in honor of our brave men and women in uniform, I will soon be burning one down, as they say. And I don’t mean arson this time.
*sweeps up ashes from s_b’s last arson escapade*
I’m getting tired of you guys destroying everything. What do you think this is? Commie Utopia?!
-Snorts at commie utopia and runs into a wall-
What? WHat? WHAT?….Sortables? Where!
Lunchables?
Dang. Now I’m hungry.
oh and LOL!
Gimme the green green stuff xD
I coulda been a firefighter. Had I known about the side benefits, I might have thought about it. Hmmm, I wonder if you get to pick the jobs that you respond to?
Nope. You get called, that’s where your ass is going. I’ve been fighting wildfires for three years, and this pick does not to justice to hor tired you become. It’s a level of physical exhaustion that only combat soldiers experience.
Still a good, pic, though.
Ah.. good thing I didn’t become a firefighter then.
“That guy’s house is burning down? Fu(k him. He cut me off in traffic last year, and he blows his leaves onto my lawn.”
…and Funions.
[invoke Homer mode]
mmmm…Funions….
[dis-invoke Homer-isness]
Ha ha! I love how the fireman in the background didn’t even make it to the lawn and passed out on the pavement! hahaha…
oh, and also “abazaba, you’re my only friend.”
haha good one
I actually want to cry a little looking at this pic. These hard-working men must be beyond exhausted. And now they take a quick nap by sleeping on the ground. QAQ
If the thought of being exhausted makes you want to cry, it’s probably best not to run. As in, ever.
Or be a smoker… I like being a smoker, cause then you know you won’t be doing certain things, like running a marathon, or taking the stairs…
I had a hat blow off in a strong wind and I just said I’ll get another one, I’m not moving for nothing!
LOL nice Max.
I give credit to Dave Atell..
I know a firefighter who fought a pot fire one time. He was on the ladder, and he radioed down to tell them to move the ladder to the left. When they told him that moving to the left would put him in the smoke, he said, “I know. And bring me some Cheetos.”
Haha, who parked the fkn trucks, too? LOL. Parallel parking after a pot fire? YEEHAA
Anyone see the face in the metal of that fire truck? o.O
lol yea wtf
LOL all of them are stoned XD
Speaking from experience I take it? I’m personally looking forward to some orange kush I got the other day, hope hes got more.
Yup. I was a wild’un in my day. Hey, anybody remember Peach Nehi? I had an addiction to that stuff.
Wooo! Nehi! What about Like cola?