Inappropriate places to sing opera #56: The Stock Exchange trading floor
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“La Borsa è mobile!”
Of all placidos to sing . . .
You’d have to be pretty Callas to try it…
. . . or have aria Jones about it, although I Dow it’s very common.
Garrett a rest with the bad pun fairy guys!
Oh yeah well you can lyric my assets.
Well that just Sills the deal.
Give me libretto or give me debt!
I’ve been Lammermoor-ing my shrunken assets.
Remember it’s not over until the fat lady signs.
Speaking of lurching, I wonder if Tio Fester will ever de-lurch and shake his sad, cynical finger at us again.
My nesting skills fail again!
My holdings Caruso much I had to re-think my strategy. Had to find a new bass to start from. Now my value has increased to tenor eleven times what it was.
It’s not like a care a figaro, but that was trilling.
Sometimes there is a Price for being the one to Peerce a new market.
I did OK. Isolde high.
A Verdi good move!
Bach off buddy!
But….Aida good breakfast every day…no need to be unSeville!
I’ll try not to start a family fugue, alto I can’t promise.
Cool! I always try to C Major good in everyone even though I’m not A Minor anymore. That’s the key!
Il n’a rien dit mais il me plaît.
L’amortize! L’amortize! L’amortize! L’amortize!
(And all that Bizetness).
Tish!! You spoke French!! You know how that drives me wild, Carrida! (Sits down to play his organ…with some help from Thing)
Now Gomez, you know what happens when you get
torromantic. . .
*Stuffs a rose between his teeth…ow, thorns*
Come Carrida! Dance the Swan Lake with me!!
(Lurch slowly shakes head…”Ohhhhoohhohhhhh.” )
Speaking of lurching, I wonder if Tio Fester will ever de-lurch and shake his sad, cynical finger at us again…
Gah, the puns… please… please kill me now.
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVOVRZWrkgQ}
Opera Man …. BYE BYE!
Best caption for a looooong time. I lol’d!
Yeah, everyone knows you should be singing Frank Loesser!
“It’s the oldest established, permanent floating, crap game in New York!”
(/Guys & Dolls)
Awesome.
Oh this is a good one, best I’ve seen in some time here
I see a little silhouetto of a man –
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening!
GALILEO!!!!
Galileo.
figaro magnificoooo
I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor boy
From a poor family….
If that was my job I would enjoy that from time to time.
“Man I was getting really stressed so I asked Bob to sing. Really lightens the mood. You’ll get used to it.”
“RIIIIIICOLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!”
Largo al factotum della città.
Presto a bottega che l’alba è già.
Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere
per un barbiere di qualità! di qualità!
Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Fortunatissimo per verità!
Pronto a far tutto,
la notte e il giorno
sempre d’intorno in giro sta.
Miglior cuccagna per un barbiere,
vita più nobile, no, non si da.
Rasori e pettini
lancette e forbici,
al mio comando
tutto qui sta.
V’è la risorsa,
poi, del mestiere
colla donnetta… col cavaliere…
colla donnetta… col cavaliere…
Tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
donne, ragazzi, vecchi, fanciulle:
Qua la parrucca… Presto la barba…
Qua la sanguigna…
Presto il biglietto…
Qua la parrucca, presto la barba,
Presto il biglietto, ehi!
Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!, ecc.
Ahimè, che furia!
Ahimè, che folla!
Uno alla volta, per carità!
Ehi, Figaro! Son qua.
Figaro qua, Figaro là,
Figaro su, Figaro giù,
Pronto prontissimo son come il fulmine:
sono il factotum della città.
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
a te fortuna non mancherà.
Sorry couldn’t resist.
No worries, I love hearing Pavarotti sing Figaro..
this comment wins.
O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.
Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!
Oh I think that is THE most appropriate place!
It looks like that guy next to him jizzed his pants.
Nerjaculation win!
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, that guy jizzed in his pants.
LMAO
Once you see it, you cannot unsee it. XD
As a classical singer myself I have to say… if you can sing over the NYSE w/o a mic, you’ll be find behind an orchestra. O_o
He is singing a song in an Inappropriate place or in bunch of the people so noone can hear his song, i think he sings very bad..
It seems that he is practicing to sing a song in a trade market and it’s a funny way to express his emotions!
actually, i think that place could use a little levity.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Try to sing some opera. That’ll make them forget you laughed, and all’ll be fine.