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Yeah, sure.
Yes, Mr. Wilson, but you didn’t need to be a total prick about it.
>:{ damn you Watson for stealing all the good drugs. I can’t be a genius AND healthy.
comeon man it hurts a hell of a lot worse
next let your wife bring the kids
Omg, I don’t blame the poor kid, for being upset.At the first sight of a needle I’m hyperventalting.
I got my flu shot last week and STILL have a bruise on my shoulder from it!!! But I did get a “Hello Kitty” bandaid and a lollipop…
Omg, I blame you, for things, and stuff, you know.At the first sight of stupid I’m rgagling.
(Raging.)
Omg, I blame God, for for bees, ink, ups, and downs.At the first cite of a needling boy I’m gliggilng.
Do they still give you a lollipop after? Cause then it would be worth the tiny bit of pain I think…
I gave blood a few days ago and no one gave me a lollipop. Bastards.
I gave double red blood cells too and they hooked me up to this machine that sucked my blood. At least give me a lollipop. . . Well, they did give me some juice and stuff, but that’s more of a safety precaution and not because I’m such a brave boy. c.c
I must be missing something. To what news story does this picture relate?
I’m guessing swine flu vaccines, but I could be wrong.
Death panels. Duh.
Death Panels for cutie
Win!
Or maybe Mr. Wilson’s “you liar” cry during Obama’s speech?
Or the Dems booing and heckling Bush during his 2004 State of the Union Adress?
fail
I like this explanation. Sasha or Malia may have told him about their recent vaccination, and he just couldn’t contain his rage.
That kid is going to grow up to be a man who says he’s “dying” when he gets a slight cold.
Come to think of it, I don’t even see a needle in that nurse’s hand.
LOL, look at the girl in green panic stricken.
He’ll grow up to a be a liberal. A conservative kid would take it like a man.
Apparently he’s already a conservative, what with the crying and all…
OH SNAP!
YOU LIE! YOU LIE, MOTHERGOOSE!
SHE WINS! SHE WINS!
(so glad to see you back <3)
Had a GREAT vacation… actually FINALLY got to Woodstock and toured the farm and museum… God how I wish I’d have been born about 18 years sooner!!!
Welcome back then!
I know people that were at Woodstock. The music was good, the weather not so much. But they swear up and down they had a great time. I’ve seen the movie and frankly, I did enough wallowing in the mud to last a life time. It’s just a shame there weren’t any boobies.
Actually, a conservative would more likely be one of the anti-vaxxers, what with their denial of truth n science n all that…
When my son got bitten by a dog, the doc tried to put an anaesthetic into his cheek. Instead, he poked the needle -through- the skin instead of -into- the skin. It’s the first time I’ve actually felt faint. I’m not surprised that my son is scared to death of needles now.
SOMETIMES!?!?! Unless your a civil servant at the national level. Then you never stop lying.
This one’s right up there with “it will feel a little uncomfortable for a few days”.
The nurse didn’t lie. She said it wouldn’t hurt a bit. She was right. It hurt A LOT!
Like Santa Claus, and Jesus!
Dude Santa Claus is real, didn’t you see him with the Pope on a previous lol?
They also lie, yes. A lot.
I’m not so sure Jesus lied about anything, so much as he might have been lied about… Of course, I’m speculating.
And SANTA CLAUS NEVER LIES. DO NOT KID ABOUT THIS, DANBALA.
I COULD REALLY USE A DESKTOP COMPUTER THAT HAS A HALF-DECENT VERSION OF VISTA ON IT, SANTA!
-Sits patiently in the mental ward, waiting for one of the less-impoverished members of PK to come by and dress up as Santa for him-
So, who is coming?
Set out some cookies… that always attracts them.
-Places cookies on top of the IV containing the sedative and continues to count the bumps in the ceiling tiles-
One billion three hundred million two hundred sixty thousand five hundred sixty four, ine billion three hundred million two hundred sixty thousand five hundred sixty five….
*Dresses as Santa and gives lump of coal to Igor, eats cookies and leaves while Igor sleeps off the sedative*
-Cries and hopes a sexy young elf will come along with a real present-
-Preferably this elf is my age, normal human height and unnaturally attractive-
I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave out something a lot more appealing than cookies if that’s what you want…
-Buys a plate full of good books and sex toys-
How’s that for appealing?
You totally just bought yourself a santa.
I don’t know what age you are, though.
There’s a Beta version of Vista coming out later this year, but being Mickeysh@ft, they’re calling it Windoze 7.
On the bright side, they’re not Apple.
Does it still suck?
No idea; I only use XP voluntarily for email and web stuff; I normally use proper operating systems, with things like virtual machine environments that actually work.
Meheheh.
I run Vista with the power-suckers and useless files uninstalled…
My problem is when it screws up, like if my mouse disconnects or my internet pops into local only wireless, then it doesn’t attempt to reconnect either, and I have to restart Vista. Grrr….
I’m using Win7 now and it is everything Vista isn’t (or should have been!)
Where can I get it.
It’s needed badly NOW.
Please?
If I agree to mail you candy?
Jesus? Thats complete crap. But Santa. He’s real! Or was until some one shot him 50 times, stabbed him 70 times, beat him with a baseball bat than buried him in my back yard.
So he could potentially return as Zombie Santa?
Next Christmas is going to be awesome!
Nah, Robot Santa from Futurama is taking over after next year…
This is just retarded..
Almost as retarded as humanity in general…
And I kind of liked it. Swine flu, children who are afraid of needles, and LIES.
This one had it all!
what a baby, he looks at least 10
When they gave shots in the Danish military, way back in ’39, they did my father first…then had him stand there to catch all of the guys who were going to pass out. Some things never change.
well a vaccination is nothing, i had an MRI when i was 8 and it didn’t faze me at
Oh god, I had an MRI about a year ago and I’m extremely claustrophobic.
1.) It was supposed to be an open MRI and it wasn’t.
2.) They were supposed to provide me with music of some sort and a wet washcloth for my face and they didn’t.
3.) It took TWO FREAKING HOURS!
I thought I was gonna die. Apparently it took so long because I was breathing to fast and, therefore, moving too much to get a good image.
Nothing to you maybe… But everybody’s different.
reminds me of when i got those guardisin (sp?) shot to prevent HPV stuff. they hurt like a mother, and the nurse knew this, she told my mother this behind a closed door, I was 17 and was told it wouldn’t hurt at all…seriously why the fcuk would you lie about that. there was no reason for it >.<
i would get SOOO pissed if my docotr did that
my doctor says”now this is gonna hurt like hell for a minute”
Lol, your doctor sounds a lot like the one I had as a kid. He’d always tell me, “Now, I’m not gonna lie, this shot is gonna hurt something awful, but you’re a brave girl and I think you can take it. If you can’t though, feel free to punch me right on the arm.”
I was 9 the last time I saw him and I remember decking him as hard as my little 9 year old fist could muster. It really couldn’t have been that hard…
I had Mono for a whole summer and part of the fall and received shots and blood work at least twice a week. Needles are nothing to me.
You must have looked like an OUTRAGEOUSLY huge addict.
Is it me or does the nurse (doctor possibly) look a lot like Joan Rivers?
She’s not nearly as scary-looking as Joan Rivers…
Build a bridge, and get over it.
nice
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