Comments on: REALITY

By: atmest

atmest — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:27:35 +0000

nice ))!!!!:D

By: ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ

ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:45:25 +0000

Build a bridge, and get over it.

By: Jessidork

Jessidork — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:52:18 +0000

Nah, Robot Santa from Futurama is taking over after next year…

By: Isildo

Isildo — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:36:24 +0000

You totally just bought yourself a santa. I don’t know what age you are, though.

By: Biscuit

Biscuit — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:54:31 +0000

Actually, a conservative would more likely be one of the anti-vaxxers, what with their denial of truth n science n all that…

By: Starling

Starling — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:56:57 +0000

When my son got bitten by a dog, the doc tried to put an anaesthetic into his cheek. Instead, he poked the needle -through- the skin instead of -into- the skin. It’s the first time I’ve actually felt faint. I’m not surprised that my son is scared to death of needles now.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:50:39 +0000

Nothing to you maybe… But everybody’s different.

By: Jessi

Jessi — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:07:46 +0000

Lol, your doctor sounds a lot like the one I had as a kid. He’d always tell me, “Now, I’m not gonna lie, this shot is gonna hurt something awful, but you’re a brave girl and I think you can take it. If you can’t though, feel free to punch me right on the arm.”

I was 9 the last time I saw him and I remember decking him as hard as my little 9 year old fist could muster. It really couldn’t have been that hard…

By: Jessi

Jessi — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:04:52 +0000

Oh god, I had an MRI about a year ago and I’m extremely claustrophobic.

1.) It was supposed to be an open MRI and it wasn’t.
2.) They were supposed to provide me with music of some sort and a wet washcloth for my face and they didn’t.
3.) It took TWO FREAKING HOURS!

I thought I was gonna die. Apparently it took so long because I was breathing to fast and, therefore, moving too much to get a good image.

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:08:25 +0000

She’s not nearly as scary-looking as Joan Rivers…

By: kkrule1213

kkrule1213 — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:07:22 +0000

Is it me or does the nurse (doctor possibly) look a lot like Joan Rivers?

By: Satanic CEO

Satanic CEO — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:14:18 +0000

i would get SOOO pissed if my docotr did that
my doctor says”now this is gonna hurt like hell for a minute”

By: sci_fi_rocks

sci_fi_rocks — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:41:15 +0000

well a vaccination is nothing, i had an MRI when i was 8 and it didn’t faze me at

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:30:11 +0000

You must have looked like an OUTRAGEOUSLY huge addict.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:29:20 +0000

Where can I get it.
It’s needed badly NOW.
Please?
If I agree to mail you candy?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:26:12 +0000

Omg, I blame God, for for bees, ink, ups, and downs.At the first cite of a needling boy I’m gliggilng.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:19:05 +0000

I like this explanation. Sasha or Malia may have told him about their recent vaccination, and he just couldn’t contain his rage.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:38:27 +0000

I’m using Win7 now and it is everything Vista isn’t (or should have been!)

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:35:17 +0000

I know people that were at Woodstock. The music was good, the weather not so much. But they swear up and down they had a great time. I’ve seen the movie and frankly, I did enough wallowing in the mud to last a life time. It’s just a shame there weren’t any boobies.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:28:24 +0000

I had Mono for a whole summer and part of the fall and received shots and blood work at least twice a week. Needles are nothing to me.

By: wicket

wicket — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:20:10 +0000

fail

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:19:03 +0000

Win!

By: President Obey-Me

President Obey-Me — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:13:40 +0000

Or the Dems booing and heckling Bush during his 2004 State of the Union Adress?

By: beatusmongous

beatusmongous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:39:49 +0000

The nurse didn’t lie. She said it wouldn’t hurt a bit. She was right. It hurt A LOT!

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:34:13 +0000

So he could potentially return as Zombie Santa? Next Christmas is going to be awesome!

By: Lone Wolf

Lone Wolf — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:28:06 +0000

Jesus? Thats complete crap. But Santa. He’s real! Or was until some one shot him 50 times, stabbed him 70 times, beat him with a baseball bat than buried him in my back yard.

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:08:19 +0000

-Buys a plate full of good books and sex toys-
How’s that for appealing?

By: FaileV

FaileV — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:06:29 +0000

reminds me of when i got those guardisin (sp?) shot to prevent HPV stuff. they hurt like a mother, and the nurse knew this, she told my mother this behind a closed door, I was 17 and was told it wouldn’t hurt at all…seriously why the fcuk would you lie about that. there was no reason for it >.<

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:05:21 +0000

I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave out something a lot more appealing than cookies if that’s what you want…

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:01:45 +0000

-Cries and hopes a sexy young elf will come along with a real present-
-Preferably this elf is my age, normal human height and unnaturally attractive-

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:01:28 +0000

Death Panels for cutie

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:57:52 +0000

*Dresses as Santa and gives lump of coal to Igor, eats cookies and leaves while Igor sleeps off the sedative*

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:52:32 +0000

Meheheh.
I run Vista with the power-suckers and useless files uninstalled…
My problem is when it screws up, like if my mouse disconnects or my internet pops into local only wireless, then it doesn’t attempt to reconnect either, and I have to restart Vista. Grrr….

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:49:28 +0000

No idea; I only use XP voluntarily for email and web stuff; I normally use proper operating systems, with things like virtual machine environments that actually work.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:41:09 +0000

When they gave shots in the Danish military, way back in ’39, they did my father first…then had him stand there to catch all of the guys who were going to pass out. Some things never change.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:38:39 +0000

Or maybe Mr. Wilson’s “you liar” cry during Obama’s speech?

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:37:10 +0000

On the bright side, they’re not Apple.

Does it still suck?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:33:06 +0000

Welcome back then!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:32:02 +0000

There’s a Beta version of Vista coming out later this year, but being Mickeysh@ft, they’re calling it Windoze 7.

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:29:36 +0000

Death panels. Duh.

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:17:05 +0000

-Places cookies on top of the IV containing the sedative and continues to count the bumps in the ceiling tiles-
One billion three hundred million two hundred sixty thousand five hundred sixty four, ine billion three hundred million two hundred sixty thousand five hundred sixty five….

By: Liz

Liz — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:14:25 +0000

what a baby, he looks at least 10

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:11:38 +0000

Set out some cookies… that always attracts them.

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:10:15 +0000

-Sits patiently in the mental ward, waiting for one of the less-impoverished members of PK to come by and dress up as Santa for him-
So, who is coming?

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:07:40 +0000

Almost as retarded as humanity in general…
And I kind of liked it. Swine flu, children who are afraid of needles, and LIES.
This one had it all!

By: Again

Again — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:05:49 +0000

This is just retarded..

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:05:35 +0000

I’m not so sure Jesus lied about anything, so much as he might have been lied about… Of course, I’m speculating.
And SANTA CLAUS NEVER LIES. DO NOT KID ABOUT THIS, DANBALA.
I COULD REALLY USE A DESKTOP COMPUTER THAT HAS A HALF-DECENT VERSION OF VISTA ON IT, SANTA!

By: Igor The Vigorous

Igor The Vigorous — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:01:39 +0000

Omg, I blame you, for things, and stuff, you know.At the first sight of stupid I’m rgagling.
(Raging.)

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:49:52 +0000

Had a GREAT vacation… actually FINALLY got to Woodstock and toured the farm and museum… God how I wish I’d have been born about 18 years sooner!!!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:49:01 +0000

They also lie, yes. A lot.