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I liked it.
A little on the preachy side of religious tolerance, but it was nice.
I agree … I hate to use the word “Cute”, but her smiley eyes are very.
You can just imagie the little voice going, “Made it aaaaall by self!
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My neighbor’s toddlers do that ^^
Yep. Brings up my “squee, I wanna hug her” instincts.
And she appreciates that flag in a way that most of the Stateside kids I know don’t. *That’s* the sad part.
You go girl!
I’m a male.
If you want to talk to the girl in the picture, don’t reply to my posts.
Quiet woman!
*snort*
With a name like Igor you should expect people to think you’re a woman. Now get back in the kitchen.
She’s very cute. Great pic!
The boyss from Blackwater think she’s cute too
Everything Fail.
amen
FAIL
More like UN peacekeeper, asshat.
How is it preachy on religious tolerance? Just people holding US Flags…
Pre-modern migrations
Historical migration of human populations begins with the movement of Homo erectus out of Africa across Eurasia about a million years ago. Homo sapiens appear to have occupied all of Africa about 150,000 years ago, moved out of Africa 70,000 years ago, and had spread across Australia, Asia and Europe by 40,000 years ago. Migration to the Americas took place 20 to 15,000 years ago, and by 2,000 years ago, most of the Pacific Islands were colonized. Later population movements notably include the Neolithic Revolution, Indo-European expansion, and the Early Medieval Great Migrations including Turkic expansion.
This evidence indicates that the ancestors of the Austronesians’ spread from the South Chinese mainland to Taiwan at some time around 8,000 years ago. Evidence from historical linguistics suggests that it is from this island that seafaring peoples migrated, perhaps in distinct waves separated by millennia, to the entire region encompassed by the Austronesian languages. It is believed that this migration began around 6,000 years ago.[2] Indo-Aryan migration to and within Northern India is consequently presumed to have taken place in the Middle to Late Bronze Age, contemporary to the Late Harappan phase in India (ca. 1700 to 1300 BC). From 180 BC, a series of invasions from Central Asia followed, including those led by the Indo-Greeks, Indo-Scythians, Indo-Parthians and Kushans in the north-western Indian subcontinent.[3][4][5]
From about 750 BC the Greeks began 250 years of expansion, settling colonies in all directions. In Europe two waves of migrations dominate demographic distributions, that of the Celtic people, and the later Migration Period from the east. Other examples are small movements like ancient Scots moving from Hibernia to Caledonia and Magyars into Pannonia (modern-day Hungary). Turkic peoples spread across most of Central Asia into Europe and the Middle East between the 6th and 11th centuries. Recent research suggests that the Madagascar was uninhabited until Austronesian seafarers from Indonesia arrived during the 5th and 6th centuries A.D. Subsequent migrations from both the Pacific and Africa further consolidated this original mixture, and Malagasy people emerged.[6]
One common hypothesis of the Bantu expansion.
Before the expansion of the Bantu languages and their speakers, the southern half of Africa is believed to have been populated by Pygmies and Khoisan speaking people, today occupying the arid regions around the Kalahari Desert and the forest of Central Africa. By about 1000 AD Bantu migration had reached modern day Zimbabwe and South Africa. The Banu Hilal and Banu Ma’qil were a collection of Arab Bedouin tribes from the Arabian Peninsula who migrated westwards via Egypt between the 11th and 13th centuries. Their migration strongly contributed to the arabization and islamization of the western Maghreb, which was until then dominated by Berber tribes. Ostsiedlung was the medieval eastward migration and settlement of Germans. The 13th century was the time of the great Mongol and Turkic migrations across Eurasia.[7]
Between the 11th and 18th centuries, the Vietnamese expanded southward in a process known as nam tiến (southward expansion).[8] Manchuria was separated from China proper by the Inner Willow Palisade, which restricted the movement of the Han Chinese into Manchuria during the Qing Dynasty, as the area was off-limits to the Han until the Qing started colonizing the area with them later on in the dynasty’s rule.[9]
The Age of Exploration and European Colonialism led to an accelerated pace of migration since Early Modern times. In the 16th century perhaps 240,000 Europeans entered American ports.[10] In the 19th century over 50 million people left Europe for the Americas.[11] The local populations or tribes, such as the Aboriginal people in Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Australia, Japan[12] and the United States, were usually far overwhelmed numerically by the settlers. More recent examples are the movement of ethnic Chinese into Tibet and Xinjiang[13], ethnic Javanese into Western New Guinea and Kalimantan[14] (see Transmigration program), Brazilians into Amazonia[15], Israelis into the West Bank and Gaza, ethnic Arabs into Iraqi Kurdistan, and ethnic Russians into Siberia and Central Asia.[16]
Wikipedia cut & paste Fail.
hold on, I have an opinion on this…i just have to look it up first.
LOL!
Reply Win.
WTH!! random Wiki crap with nothing (no I didn’t read it all) to do with the picture.
Oridnal post rule failure. Not only that, it’s copy and paste…sheesh.
Especially since I didn’t invoke the ordinal post rule.
I think somebody just felt left out when they saw us all doing it and couldn’t wait for the right opportunity.
I agree.
It’s still a fail even if he did announce his post number. It’s like, “Hey, let’s draw attention to the tard who said ‘first’.” Posting Wikipedia excerpts is asinine.
You’re entitled to your inane opinions.
Wow! That makes ALL of us in America “African-American”!!! Can I have my government check now? Thanks!
LOL!! Well, that will piss off a minority . . .
Wow, it must have taken you forever to type that, kudos!
She forgot a couple stars and stripes. forgiven for her cuteness though.
It’s hard to make 50 stars fit in that tiny blue square!
So how many states did she fit in? 31? Let’s find out which 19 can be left out.
We can start with Alabama..
rofl XP
Texas, it’s already kind of a country of it’s own.
California, for the same reason.
And then Rhode Island.
You can give us Candians Alaska, We promise we wont do anything bad to it. We’ll even let you fight the russians over it when they attack, while we keep the oil so we can power our maple syrup machines, eh!
Just as long as I get a share of that syrup. ^_^
Rhode Island hardly counts as a state, it’s so tiny. Just merge it with Massachusetts.
I vote Delaware!!
Or you could be magically whisked away to…. Delaware. Hi. I’m in Delaware.
Does anyone besides Joe Biden actually ADMIT they’re from Delaware?
Also, has anyone ever known someone from Wyoming? Really?
No, I have not.
I don’t believe anyone lives there. Or in either Dakota.
I don’t even believe they exist..
Wayne’s World FTW!! Thanks Captain Wow!!
Why would you even bring up flag burning with a picture of a kid with a flag? How does something like this get voted up?
Agreed. It’s unfortunate that it would even be assumed, or even brought to mind as a funny-ha-ha moment, that a woman with darkish skin and a hijab would want to burn a US flag.
“Just a joke” fail.
Meh this is the most tame considering the rest of the captions for this pic, and of course only 3 of 8 of the captions are actual registered users.
Ugh. I wish my curiosity hadn’t gotten the best of me.
Sorry. Just wait until that little douche Flanders sees this pic, he’ll probably photoshop Obama’s logo or something onto the girl’s head.
because that´s what american people think all muslims do, and they need to be told otherwise.
Damn right. A lot of people in America need to learn that there’s such a thing as a patriotic Muslim American citizen.
Who dat?
Your mom.
True dat! She is a Muslim like me!
I think it’s more of a statement the opposite way — “No you retard. We’re not all terrorists.”
I just hope it is the opposite way, otherwise it would be as said above: “Just a joke FAIL.”
She rules.
Unfortunately, as soon as the NATO troops leave the area, she’ll probably be targeted by the TaliVermin.
Cute and all, but it annoys me when people a) post captions on here that aren’t actually funny and b) Assume all Muslims burn flags and hate the US. When really, most foreigners, regardless of religion, hate us.
I don’t hate you
Smiley fail. Why would this come out as an angry smiley?
Because you’re adamant that you don’t hate Thompson?
Didn’t he invent the Machine gun?
That’s right, and Roland that headless gunner used one quite extensively..
Time, time, time, for another war!
I thought he ran for President after being on Roseanne and Law & Order.
Because you hate us?
I’m sorry, I found the angry face appropriate. It made me laugh.
meh, I think it’s supposed to make a point that not all muslims do hate america.
That little girl has got the right flag there! America, I can’t even draw it that good! ::D:D::D:D:D:D:DD
Not all Arab Children are bomb carrying terrorists but all bomb carrying terrorist children are Arab.
Isn’t it ironic that here, where 2/3 of you are America/religion hating liberal pukes but are oh so tolerant of Muslims who’s goal it is to kill or convert you. Where’s all the comments about her being a mindless idiot who believes in some imaginary “god”?
I’d love to see any of you go to some Arab 3rd world hell hole and spout off about how stupid religious people are.
What evidence do you have that this little girl wants to kill or convert me?
Incidentally, I hear WAY more Christians trying to convert me than Muslims. How many Muslim evangelism cable channels are there in America?
Evangelism is rude and wrong — so offensive, in fact, that some countries ban it altogether. I don’t entirely blame them — how dare you try to change my religion? When did it get to be any of your business anyway?
As for Muslims trying to kill me — not one single Muslim has ever tried to kill me. Not one, ever, and I’ve lived in Muslim countries for 8 years.
But they do form official political parties so that even if you don’t convert you will still have to live by their rules.
Even if you hate the religious right in America it doesn’t have an official political party and it doesn’t have it’s own representatives. Mostly the religious right here in America just tries to keep from things they are against being officially endorsed, not the other way around.
Oops, forgot to change my name back
Yes and no, the peak of the religious right influence (along with the Neoconservatives) was during the Bush Administration but they didnt get anything they want. The only victory they got was when theSupreme Court struck down partial birth abortion (which I myself am against as well).
They have a party its called the Constitution party, give a look at their platform its pretty socially conservative.
Doesn’t have an official political party, huh?
So “Evangelism” is offensive but people blowing themselves up in the name of their so called religion isn’t?? Wow, you have some serious mental problems!
How many Christian cable channels are there in the entire middle east? and you people wonder why we think you’re all idiots?
You really are an illogical idiot, NO_MO_BAMA. Your mind is….
It doesn’t make sense. Guilt by association doesn’t work, and saying that Muslims’ god doesn’t work either, because- hint here- if you knew ANYTHING about Islam, you’d know they worship the same God you do. Your mind has been twisted into illogical thinking… I feel kind of bad for you, at such a young age.
His parents should be tarred and feathered for that kind of hatred indoctrination.
There would be more, but they just keep annoying people who don’t have any qualms about using explosives to shut idiots up.
We don’t… you do. Please leave your stupid assertions as just that… your stupid assertions. You don’t speak for everyone and I think the rest of us, are glad about that fact.
If he’s ever POTUS and I’m still a citizen, I’m killing myself.
Before everyone else does it for me…
I think the odds of that are extremely low. Frothy and loony generally makes for a lousy party platform.
Evangelism is rude and wrong.
Especially when Atheists do it, as we’re at least supposed to KNOW BETTER.
Which is why I founded the non-denominational, all-inclusive, First Church of STFU.
-smacks NO_MO_BAMA with a wiffle bat-
No no no, you gotta rub his nose in it, and say “BAD NO_MO! BAD!!!” Like we do when you poop on the carpet.
Yes, cuz you know, the liberals are totally anti-religious. The fact that around half of people or more hold liberal views while only 14% of the world is actually atheist (80% being in Japan) totally works for that statistically. And apparently they nominated a christian presidential candidate just to mess with YOU! Before you call accuse anyone of anything, do your research first; or better yet, just never say anything again…
I’m with No1 on this one. Never say anything again, NO_MO.
I.. third that motion. No one wants to hear from NO_MO again.
Aw, NO_MO’s back! I missed you! Did you miss us? Give us a kiss, buddy!! *smooch*
You again? Columbine. Retard.
“Not all Arab Children are bomb carrying terrorists but all bomb carrying terrorist children are Arab.”
I just love how you think all Muslims are Arabs. Seriously, how are we supposed to take your opinions seriously when you flaunt your ignorance so?
Also, just to be clear, if you were correct, the only solution would be to start lining the Muslims up in front of the death camps, right? Is that what you’re proposing?
Did we say Death Camps? We meant happy camps!
Get off the internet, McCain.
“When really, most foreigners, regardless of religion, hate us.”
that must be why we’re on the verge of bankruptcy thanks to 30 million
illegal “foreigners”, right?
How about you move to one of those wonderful places that hate us instead of living here and doing it?
[ sarcasm ]
D@mn straight! All those filthy foreigners coming illegally over our borders to work in sweat shops or pick fruit/veggies for nearly no compensation! They’re making us bankrupt! Americans have absolutely no responsibility for our own state of affairs! NONE! Every single God-fearing, ol’ fashioned American can sit secure knowing once those dang foreigners are gone, everything will return back to normal.
[ /sarcasm ]
GET A F^%&ING CLUE
Below are some statistics from the Los Angeles Times, published as the State of California tries to close a $42 billion budget shortfall. It seems that illegal immigration has become the third rail of politics. No one wants to face that fact that it is costing states billions.
From the L. A. Times:
40% of all workers in L. A. County (L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally
Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish. (There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County. )
(All of the above are from the Los Angeles Times)
Ubr, have you checked your garage lately?
Someone I know was born in a garage.
Osama Bin Laden moved into mine. But it’s okay, I’m not using it.
I lol’d.
(All of the above are from the Los Angeles Times)
No they are not. maybe you should check your sources, click my name for the snopes page on the email forward you copy and pasted.
*snort* NoMo used an e-mail circular as a cite? What a fecking idiot. I’d be willing to bet an illegal could do his job more diligently and with less screw-ups. One could certainly do his internet posts more diligently and with less screw-ups.
If you could see anything else No_Mo_Bama posts, you’d just shake your head and hope he never breeds like the rest of us do.
That individual makes me yearn for the re-instigation of eugenics–my candidate for the first sterilization!
I remember bashing him the first time he posted…. That’s when he told me he was eleven. I felt sad for him…. kind of like giving him a hug. Then I realized how much of a tool he is… And voila, I’m here today!
Pity him, Igor. He has been corrupted most likely by sick sick parents. But do not show him kindness, for he will claw your eyes out like a wild animal.
Yeah… an eleven year old who thinks that doing THIS is cool enough to keep doing it? Talk about wasting your childhood.
I wouldn’t worry about that, Maxwell. I think even the frothiest psycho is gonna think he’s too far gone to actually have sex with. “Sweetie, when you get off, can you please stop screaming ‘I fvcking hate liberals?’ It kind of ruins the moment for me.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWND
Oh, I’m sure NO_MO would just call Snopes a liberal website too. ‘cos he’s stupid like that.
Hmmm. I noticed that while his reference may not be the best, according to snopes, many of the figures may be accurate.
And many of the most shocking figures are pulled directly out of someone’s ass.
Look, real research, just for you. http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/21/us/los-angeles-county-weighs-cost-of-illegal-immigration.html
About 1.1 million illegal immigrants
Cost: $350 million (per year, I assume?)
800,000 illegal immigrants use the county health system per year.
Each illegal immigrant with less than a high school education costs the economy about $13,000 over his lifetime.
Interesting.
It hurt too. No lube was used.
LOL. You fail…
Damn, did you know 100% of all crimes in North America came from foreigners who came here illegally?
more like 99%, there are still Native American committing crimes
So one crime in a hundred is being comitted by a native american?
Considering they make up ~1% of the population that’d make sense, but I suspect it’s actually a lower percentage, since illegals (who by definition are not of a USA tribe) aren’t counted in the USA census.
The thing that really makes me sad, worries me, is that you seem to think of these human beings that you’re talking about as some sort of vermin. You quote statistics that make them sound like an infestation that you’d like to stamp out.
The thing is that, regardless of where they came from, they are people. Can you imagine if you had been born in a place where people resent you simply because you were born? If you had to live your life out of a garage? You have access to the internet and enough free time and money to go around and argue on public forms about how other people live their lives. You’ve probably got it pretty darn good. Don’t you think you have enough good fortune to spare some compassion?
Wrong again. The illegal immigrants are essential to the American economy. They do the exploitive crap-wage jobs that Americans won’t do. They don’t get Social Security or unemployment benefits or any kind of insurance. If they have dangerous working conditions or their boss decides not to pay them, they have no recourse. It’s great for us! They’re the reason Americans can enjoy cheap fruit and vegetables, and we can get our buildings constructed and our lawns mowed cheaply. It would cost vastly more if we actually had to hire US citizens to do this work.
If you want to know why the country’s in trouble, there’s only one place you have to look: mega-rich jerks on Wall Street investing OUR savings in high-risk garbage. Oh, but they’re all documented American citizens, so it’s fine if they ruin the country — it’s their God-given right to screw up life for everybody else in a free-enterprise system.
Which is why one of they key elements in any solution to the illegal immigration problem (and it IS a problem, for a number of reasons) is going to have to be working out a means for would-be immigrants who are working class/laborers to be able to come here legally. It’s really pretty hard to get permission to come here legally if you’re not highly educated/rich.
This is what I think we should do:
1. Illegal Immigrants need to go bottom line. Its a slap in the face to real immigrants if the government gives them amnesty. We tried that once back in the Regan days and it failed. They want to come in they have to come in the legal way.
2. Get rid of the massive red tape that is involved with the immigration process. As you pointed out, it costs a ton of money to come here and on average the process takes about five years. One major requirement is that immigrants must learn English bar none.
I absolutely agree that it’s unfair to put those who illegally snuck in ahead in line of those who’ve been sitting in their home countries waiting.
You all are on the wrong track. I’ll solve the illegal immigration problem in a year:
Start putting people who hire illegal immigrants in jail. Once a few rich white folk start realizing they’re part of the problem we’ll start making some headway.
As Thom Hartmann says, “We don’t have an illegal worker problem in this country. We have an illegal employer problem.”
Wow. I never thought of it that way PM. That’s a FANTASTIC idea. I wholeheartedly agree.
Yes it would make prices go up, but Americans did those jobs before, and if they had to they would do it again.
Saying “wrong again” doesn’t automatically make you right.
Problem is getting legal workers to actually show up on time, work hard, and do the job right the first time. Oh, and pass the pre-employment drug screen. We have some pretty major problems with the low-skill and semi-skilled end of our workforce here in the US, you know.
And yet it costs $10,000 a year to school each child in LA- are the illegals paying that cost with their taxes? I think not!
I work in the restaurant industry, and I completely agree with you. It bothers me how much more likely an eager immigrant is to show up on time every day and do a good job than some whiny American teenager.
Then let me ask why there are people who are out of work that aren’t doing those jobs now?
I personally think that’s the system making it profitable to be lazy (for actual citizens anyways)
Exactly! We could always implement Work for Welfare..
I love that idea. I’m glad you’re being kind. Usually when I say that I get.
“ebil coservative racist, chessus u don’t wantz them to haz food?”
You should hear my Ebil Conservative plan to reform welfare….
Well why are you talking about it on ICHC?
I wish there was some way to screen the lazies from the legitimately disabled people in the welfare system; somewhere or other I heard plans of a system requiring non-disabled to show proof of submitted job apps and the disabled to show proof of their disablement in the form of a doctor-signed form, but it would be hard as hell to try and get that kind of system wide-scale.
Actually it’s really hard to get disability. You have to constantly prove that you’re unable to work, with periodic social worker meetings and doctors’ notes. It’s not a one-time thing. Especially if your disability is something not immediately visible.
See my post, above….
Look, my son-in-law was telling me about hiring for an entry level position where he works. They said right up front that there was a drug screen. Of the eight people who showed up and were worth considering for the job, only three showed up for the drug screen. Only one passed it. *headdesk* So, guess who got that job?
There’s a certain amount of aversion to actually putting in a full day’s labor-type work (cleaning, pounding nails, etc.). It’s too haaaard. People’s baaaacks hurt. These guys characteristically show up on time and work hard, even when they’re hung over.
When someone comes here. spits out an anchor baby and instantly starts collecting WELFARE, they are not “essential” and they are a NET DRAIN on this country. For every illegal who “works”, ILLEGALLY, there are probably 5 that don’t. They send billions out of the country. tax free when they actually do work and when 10%+++ of the population is unemployed, the last thing we need is MORE 3rd world trash coming here and endlessly reproducing.
You have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about.
They don’t get social security or unemployment because they are here ILLEGALLY They LEAVE places that HAVE “free insurance” so not having it is THEIR fault, I’m an American and I have no insurance either…booo hoo, that’s my fault too. People who hire illegals should be deported right along with them and nobody who does decent construction work hires them because they are useless.
Since you have such problems with “rich people” who pay for all the trash you seem to think is so important, how about you look at the liberal democrats that FORCED banks to give mortgages to people who couldn’t afford them? THAT is why the country is “in trouble”.
You know who’s really “essential” to the economy? All those evil rich people you pathetic communist wannabes love to whine about since they pay 90% of the taxes, who’s gonna feed all the welfare leaches when you losers get your way? NOBODY.
Hey, when I had work done on my house last year, the various hispanic guys working for the subcontractors did a great job; no idea whether they were legal or not, but I don’t see where there would be a correlation between immigration status and quality of work.
There isnt a link, he is creating a strawman which is sad because people like me who want to have a decent debate on illegal immigration are ignored because the those who want to give amnesty to illegal immigrants focus their attention on people who give sensational arguments.
I can’t give you a decent debate as I suspect we’re in agreement on most points!
Unfortunately, on sites like these, you can’t get that. You get trolls.
Hey, guess what?! There are only illegal immigrants because the REPUBLICAN party made it nearly impossible to immigrate to this country in the mid 1900′s! If you want them to stop illegal immigration, support the liberal side of the argument and make it possible for them to immigrate without waiting nearly 10 years for a bunch of random lottery processing!!! You know what else? The government only pays welfare for a given period of time to those who ARE LOOKING FOR JOBS. On top of that, welfare checks are not enough to live on SPECIFICALLY so people don’t try to do it! Also those “great and generous rich people” are the ones who benefit from the cheap labour that illegal immigration brings, they have no real want to eliminate it other than the ones who are racist bigots!
P.S. If you want to support your viewpoint I have no problem with that, just use FACTS and we might take you seriously.
Sadly, this isn’t entirely true.
Given, they try. They try so hard… But in the end… they FAIL! They grow up to be FAILURES! Just like daddy!
(+12 internets to anyone who gets the series and episode number)
10 years? They’re doing it wrong. Takes about a year and a half if done correctly, starting with having a good reason to come here.
(been there, done that, waiting for the 10-year Green Card)
Have you looked at the immigration requirements for other countries? Honestly, I haven’t. But I’ve heard that America is actually easier to get into than many other countries. Japan, for example: if you’re not born there, (so I hear) you’re NEVER considered a full citizen. Australia is also supposedly very strict.
We should ask Eddie since he moved there from the US. Eddie?
Courtesy of a quick Google search and the NY times:
These numbers describe LA County.
About 1.1 million illegal immigrants
Cost: $350 million (per year, I assume?)
800,000 illegal immigrants use the county health system per year.
Each illegal immigrant with less than a high school education costs the economy about $13,000 over his lifetime.
Interesting.
(Linked above, but apparently being moderated.)
You must realize, It’s people like YOU that give America a worse reputation than it deserves. Elitist, racist, moronic sacks of crap like YOU cause all the problems you’re ranting about, but you’re all too dumb to realize it. It’s too bad, there’s so few like you but you insist at yelling your hateful drivel at the top of your lungs whenever you get the chance.
And they’re the ones that make the news or write the blogs or get the talk radio shows. :-\
yes foreigners are losing you money not government banks or wall street *double facce palm*
Well, it’s all those emails he’s getting from the Nigerian prince, you know?
government banks??? until your hero came along, there was no such thing. The government has no money to lose, it’s OUR (those of us who actually work) money and yes, illegal immigrants cost this country BILLIONS, after you learn to spell and write a complete sentence, maybe you’ll figure that out.
I think they left out a comma in their list. “government, banks or wall street.”
I think you’re right.. sometimes incorrect punctuation puts an entirely different spin on a comment.
NO_MO_BAMA is an illegal alien! He disguises himself as a human.
It’s a pretty lousy disguise. We all knew he wasn’t human.
So now all liberals are unemployed people who miraculously survive on our crappy government’s inadequate welfare money, yet they somehow manage to be elitist?! Wow, you make less sense every time you say something. I suggest having your mouth surgically removed, lest you embarrass your conservative brethren even more.
Why are you so angry? Are the other kids giving you wedgies on the bus?
ir sorry i dont use punctuation on the interwebz
The reply button is your friend.
Apparently not… I think his family was killed by a reply button when he was a kid.
Wielded by a liberal making out with an illegal alien.
Last time I checked, under the bridge with a beer.
Well I hope its good beer at least.
No, it’s usually bitter beer.
and a bottle of tequila I gave him..
bitter troll has had some transport troubles…but he still loves his PK friends….now scuse the troll he must wack people with a wiffle bat
Still got that tequila? I could use a margarita.
Attagirl! Two at a time now!
Double fist it! Wait, what?
Daaaaaaaamn. charro’s freaky!
What? This is news to me.
Yeah, whatever happened to Evilpundit? That guy was silly and would have been all over this.
NO_MO_BAMA seems to be going full retard without any of the other trolls help it seems.
Never go full retard…
HAHA XD
Tropic thunder WIN
:D:D
full retard? no award for YOU!
No1… please don’t be mentioning the name of my Arch Rival… I’m happy to see him gone…
She’s adorable, look at those sweet laughing eyes.
NO_MO_BAMA:
As a working American citizen, who has been working as much as she can while being a full time student, and working ever since the legal working age of her state, let me tell you this. My FATHER worked in construction (is now retired on Social Security’s Disabilities Program – and is the same man who 10 years ago would have SCREAMED at you if you mentioned social programming needing more funding) he also complains (like you, Asshole) about illegal aliens. HE HAPPENS TO ALSO AGREE THAT THEY DO BETTER WORK THAN THE UNION GUYS, FOR LESS MONEY, AND FASTER. This is the guy who was NYS Chairman of the NRA (I’m a liberal, and I only go conservative on two issues – pot and gun control I’m center-left *shooting is my favorite sport
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Now, what were you saying again? Oh, that’s right, your foots too far in your mouth for you to speak.
There are three sad things in this picture:
1) Parents turning their child into an activist. No matter what the cause is, I don’t support this.
2) Religious tolerance fail: if she could, this girl would not wear that veil, so do not tell me she is truly Muslim.
3) People associating (or confusing) democracy with the USA. Adhering to democracy does not involve patriotism towards a country, and the USA were not the creators of democracy and were not the first of the modern world countries to be democratic.
It really does depend on the girl, Urgh. Just because you wouldn’t want to be forced to wear the veil might well mean her culture is something so completely and utterly different that she can’t even imagine your way of doing things. Like the Yanomamo, or the people sacrificing themselves willingly and excitedly in Bali. Although, there are a lot of people who I’d imagine want to re-interpret their religious text and live life more freely, this could truly be someone who prefers the way her society and principles are to ours. By the way, Urgh, Cognitive Dissonance is a powerful thing. The women in the culture may well have been wearing the veil before the religion even formed, for a number of reasons, and then the belief changed to fit the behavior. Tradition =/= religion.
Not arguing with you, just trying to make a bit of a point on #2.
“There are three sad things in this picture:
1) Parents turning their child into an activist. No matter what the cause is, I don’t support this.”
Uhm… it was likely July 4th? You don’t support waving a flag on July 4th?
“2) Religious tolerance fail: if she could, this girl would not wear that veil, so do not tell me she is truly Muslim.”
How is this different from any Christian parent dragging their child to church every Sunday? When she’s an adult, she’s free to decide for herself.
“3) People associating (or confusing) democracy with the USA. Adhering to democracy does not involve patriotism towards a country, and the USA were not the creators of democracy and were not the first of the modern world countries to be democratic.”
How is that depicted in this picture?
1 and 3 were covered, I’d like to comment on #2. I know several Muslim girls and women who gladly and proudly wear veils every day. I’ve seen women walking around a public university in a full head-to-floor burka (sp?). No one forces them to dress this way, and I think in their eyes it’s not that different from a Catholic wearing a crucifix around her neck.
Wow, NO_MO_BAMA, you’re the the most splendid example of primitive bigotry I’ve ever had the chance to read in my life!
@xmetalheadnyrx: If I was an U.S. citizen, I wouldn’t go conservative on guns. No government should not let ordinary civilians carry guns. I think it promotes crime.
Steelskin, I personally don’t really have an opinion on gun control once I got thinking about this Terry Pratchett bit- The people in the city aren’t allowed guns, but crime rates with weapons haven’t gone down, but murders have gone up- because the people who are criminals and are going to kill people are going to have guns, regardless of the laws you make- people still do illegal drugs, because they like drugs. If they want to commit a gun crime, they’re going to find a way to do it, because they’re a criminal already and probably don’t care much about breaking a gun law if they’re going to commit murder.
Good point Igor, I’m in the UK and the police don’t carry guns (except for the Armed Response Units) this can increase the risk involved when trying to arrest an armed and dangerous scumbag and I think you are quite right about the gun laws corresponding to crime, it doesn’t necessarily mean that if there were tighter gun laws in the U.S. and/or more lax gun laws in the U.K. that it would increase/decrease the rate of gun crime.
Agreed with both of you. People who want to use guns for bad things generally get guns no matter the laws, and also – police without guns sounds plainly stupid. There’s a saying by police, “Most people respect the badge, but everyone respects the gun”.
I think there are gun laws that are stupid, and gun laws that are not.
One I think is stupid is to allow concealed carry – I mean WTF?! Way to increase deaths!!! If someone gets mugged, and the muggee is carrying a concealed weapon, the mugger is gonna get shot. But if they’re not, and they cooperate (give them what they want) most they lose is their wallet/phone/ipod. All these things can be replaced. A life cannot.
Although on the other side, sport guns are different. No one can conceal a .22 (my rifle of choice for target practice) on their person. Easily at least (in theory you could wear baggy pants, and put the rifle in there, but…. that’s impractical). Also – rifles in general are hard to conceal, and to commit a crime with a rifle requires carrying it around – which offers serious questions as to why one would be carrying a rifle. I mean, taking one to a range is one thing (need a locked case, etc…) but one probably wouldn’t put their rifle in a locked case etc. if they were going to commit a crime with it, would they?
And you better not call me a “LIAR” or the press will get Mid-evil on yo ass!
You seem to be under the delusion that naming yourself after someone important will somehow make what you have to say, or you for that matter, important.
Who is he naming himself after? All irony is lost on me…
I already told you, he’s Obi-Wan’s long lost cousin.
.. the retarded one that he doesn’t acknowledge.
I’m sorry, I missed that Rando Old Bean.
By the way, it’s “the press will get medieval on yo ass!”
See what I did there? I don’t think there is a mid-evil, unless you’re talking about middle management.
Yes, because you really explained well why you think the picture is homosexual….. Good Job!
As a shrieking liberal I approve of this message
Yes, not that one, she has a bigger one for burning…
sa-weeet
Yo simon, I’m really happy for you Imma let you finish, but Adolf Hitler was the best stupid ass OF ALL TIME!
Oh this is an Indonesian schoolgirl welcoming Obama. I was there too, veil is the new fashion in Jakarta. Everyone’s wearing it as a fashion statement, not as a religious one. A kind of like your ugg boots and skinny jeans.