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You, Kanye, are a jackass.
At last, a position from Obama that both liberals and conservatives can agree on.
(Barack Obama)
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Oh, the pressure..
how bad do you have to be when the president of the US calls you a jack@ss?
they didnt even do that to hitler
Hitler wasn’t a jackass, he was just misunderstood. No wait that’s not right…
bitter troll can see the next president speech on tv, suddenly kanye runs up and grabs all 42 microphones from his lil president man stand and says
” Imma gonna let you finish, but andrew jackson had one of the best speeches of all time!”
then is killed in a hail of bullets from secret service
hehe… Kanye likes Andrew Jackson….. hehe
The last sentance….don’t be such a tease.
and the bullets better be pretty black or he will call us racist..claim obama man dont care about black folk
And then the amazing dream you just described is interrupted by Kanye West saying, “Imma let you get back to that dream but Martin Luther King Jr. had the best dream of all time! All time!”
I laughed so hard I cried.
Yo charro the Floydist, I’m really happy for you Imma let you finish, but “troll_69″ had the best first comment OF ALL TIME!
I’m sorry, I find this a “Win”.
^that.
That an universal health care! Oh… wait…. nm….
*sigh* VNV, have we come to this?
Come to what?
Killing you. We’re gonna have to add you to the death panels, I’m afraid.
And here I was hoping they would help me get to my grandma’s inheritence just a little faster… Guess i’ll try it out and see how it works!
Try? *shakes his head* No no no Comrade VNV…
*TAZES*
Do, or tire yourself out kicking and screaming… there is no try.
I dunno. Let’s talk about something else, shall we?
My post was a joke. I was trying to pick something obviously not agreed on. Not trying to debate anything. Just playing. What would you like to talk about?
Let me say this politely and respectfully. SEE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE BORED WITH YOU!
Lighten up…..
Look. Its my favorite personal troll! Good to see you back with no additions to the conversation! Its like a constant reminder that there are stupid people out there! Thank you!
Stupid people? Awwwww, come on. First, put the mirror down. Now realize that it was a joke, trying to get you to lighten up. I am not the only one noticing your bravado recently.
Second, get a sense of humor……
You know what? You may be right. Perhaps I should loosen up. Not -everyone- has jumped on my ass, and I have actually seen several people who have backed me, agreed with me, or otherwise told me I was doing well. Its just those few comments that have been direct and insulting have had me on edge. I’ll tell you what, I’ll call for a truce. We will be civil to each other and try to lol as much as possible. Now I can’t promise we will be best friends, and when the time comes for me to state some opinions your are more than welcome to join it. However, lets try to leave insults out of it altogether. We can either be constructive or be quiet. That will go for both of us. Deal?
Hehe WET WILLY TIME!
I’m not touching you. Does this bug you? I’m not touching you…
Not at all. Guess who ate beans for lunch?
ANYONE GOT A MATCH?
*hands justacarolinian a match*
*waits*
Do things work backwards here? The ones who get píssed and yell get to tell others to lighten up?
Just trying to learn my way around.
There is a history to it, and it was hyperbole.
I think things are more circular. It depends where you come into the conversation as to whether it looks like it is moving forward or backward. Eventually, things seem to come back around to equilibrium. Like any living organism.
It takes a long while to see how this group operates and have a fairly good sense of what is and isn’t going to cause poo flinging. OR where the poo flinging is on the aforementioned circle. Are things just starting up or are they slowing down or are new people involved or is this the same ol bunch? Are we talking about a movie or a meme or someone’s personal experiences? It takes a while to figure it all out.
You are welcome to stick around and puzzle it out with us. Watch where you step; there’s poo on the floor!
*grabs LG’s puzzle and tosses it across the room*
SOLVE THAT POINDEXTER!
*smothers laughter while helping LG pick up her puzzle* Meanie head!
REMEMBER THE INNOCENTS!!!!
Let’s talk about aliens.
Legal or illegal?
Barely Legal. I like them young.
Meh, takes more time to train the young ones.
training is the fun!
now cry little girl…cry for bitter troll…let bitter troll taste your sweet tears..Mmmm fruity!
Bow to your Sensei!
Hot.
“Legal or illegal?”
As long as they’re deep fried.
and.
“and”/And./and
Sentence fragment alert!
“Sentence fragment” is also a sentence fragment.
you realize that comment officially makes you a troll, right?
that comment had NOTHING to do with anything
Umm… it had to do with things both sides could agree on…. just like the caption said…. but they don’t… hence the joke?
Don’t worry. You aren’t the only one who bombed a joke around here. Uh, yeah, uh, errrrrr, yeah. Well, I did try to make a joke that day. I thought it was funny.
*Big Hugs to VNV*
See, I didn’t even wet willy you!
HAHAHAHAHAH SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DUNCE CAP NOW!! WOOOOOOOOT!
I had my turn, time to pass it on……
*puff puff pass*
Nah, I find myself having to stick up for VNV here — it was a joke clearly related to the caption.
(We’re all just a little burned out on the health care debate right now, I guess.)
For reals.
Really?
Well I haven’t been around much lately so I don’t know what other business VNV’s been up to, but he was clearly joking, and not trolling, in this instance.
“Arrogance.” I has it.
Sounds like a new fragrance from Calvin Klein.
It doesn’t bring in as many chicks as those Axe commercials…. but it works every once in a while.
Arrogance – it’s the new black.
“Lois: Oh I need a spankin’; I’ve been a bad, bad girl
Peter: I’m a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points; I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger
Lois: Paladins can’t use the helm of disintegration
Peter: Oh, Okay…then I’m a black guy.”
Even though that’s probably not what you meant, it popped into my head, and so it was funny enough to post.
It’s not what I meant, but everyone loves a Family Guy quote
I just took the quiz on FB today, “What Family Guy Character are You?”
I’m Brian, apparently.
You got that all wrong my friend, it’s Lois and Clark, not Peter, Peter is Spiderman!
Besides, you play too much internet roleplay games!
Keith, I like everything you just mentioned, but I’m just not sure what you are talking about. Want to talk about it over a raid?
SB I’m hurt. We aren’t friends on FB. And you’re not in our group. Whiskey tango foxtrot?
What do you like what I mentioned?
Raid sounds good, hehe!
Btw, I’m not Keith, I just want him for President.
I like all the proper nouns. Love me some Superman. I used to watch Lois and Clark when it was on. I like how you used Peter for Griffin then Parker, then named dropped Spider-Man. My mom used to buy me SPider-Man comics in middle school to “ecourage my reading” but i’f loved him since. And I have been known to do some MMORPGs in my past. Hell, you got to do something while waiting to see who is calling me arrogant next! So yeah. Way to peg me! Now I’m probably screwed!
What’s the name of the FB group, I’ll friend you up, yo!
The PK Irregulars 2.0
(Psst SB. Sorry, I failed to make that in my Shrek voice) Really? Really Really?
Ahhh…I wasn’t sure there for a minute
This from a man whose political party is represented by …a jackass!! Guess he knows one when he sees it!
Trolling fail.
How is that a trolling fail? Symbol of the Democratic party is a donkey, or “jackass” in the vernacular; maybe not the greatest joke EVAH, but how is it trolling?
If you think our political symbols are weird, look up Japan’s. They keep in the ancient japanese tradition of making no kind of sense whatsoever.
I dunno, I like the Chrysanthemum Throne. Beats the hell out of “The White House.”
True. Always did like Jackasses, Elephants on the other hand never forget anything, they sit in the corner and mull over perceived slights, dwell on them, chew their toenails, get all reved up, stompa around, blowing crap out of their trunks, puff them selves up scream obsenitiey, blame it on the Lion of the Senate… get heartattacks, cheat on their wives and point their fingers at the donkeys….
Oh… did I say that out loud?
Troll trolling, like two wrongs, doesn’t make a right.
This slam on the GOP brought to you by a Republican with a sense of humor. WTG Charlie!
Oh god… did you just call Charlie a Republican?
*backs up slowly, then jumps out a window*
Pandas eat 16 hours a day and pee on themselves.
They also eat bamboo..
Keep ‘em coming, bud! You’re one of the funniest people on here, and that’s saying something
I gotta admit, this is definitely one of EWAdams’ better LOLs.
And a decent peacemaker after all of the recent flame-wars.
Starwars 12 – The flame-wars.
FLAME WAR!!! PEW PEW PEW!
Begun this flame war has.
Is that the one that star’s Luke’s great grandson played by Christen Haydensen once again… oh what’s that character’s name.. Ani-can’t?
This is epic. For Kanye, the self-proclaimed ‘most influential black man of our era’ to be called a jackass by the REAL most influential black man of our era, should be a hint.
Ah yes, but will the self- proclaimed “most influential black man of our era” learn? That remains to be seen.
I don’t think he will. I bet he somehow uses this interruption to further his “gangsta”. He has had real trouble learning in the past. If anything, I think his press coverage will make him even bolder. In some professions, there is very little “bad” publicity.
BUT BUT But….. Don’t you know? George Bush hates black people!
Well now we know two presidents who don’t care for Kanye!
*pffffft* OK, Pass the shamwow. I have got to get some peel off screen protectors for this laptop.
Best. Idea. Ever.
And I bet PK will be glad to run the ads!
Kanye is the still most influential all-black man of our era.
*ducks*
*throws brick*
*throws shoe*
What? It’s traditional, isn’t it?
*throws VG’s other shoe*
Only if you follow through!
But that leaves me barefoot!
*backs away*
Nope, not going to let the pregnant part happen! No way, no how!
DUCK HUNT!!!!!
Duck Hunt! Okay, I’ll be that damn dog who pops up and laughs no matter how many times you shoot him.
The more I think about it, he does kinda bear a resemblance to the subject at hand.
yes, both are brown obnoxious dogs.
Ducks? Where? I’m fukcing starving!!
I’ve got the garlic, if you have the duck!
*grabs Dhoti’s duck and runs away giggling* Hee hee I have the duck!!
No no, I’m the most influential black man of our era.
Really? I thought I was.
No no, me.
Imma let you finish, but Leroy Jenkins had the best influence of ALL TIME!!!
I am, obviously.
NO, ME. Gah, can’t you people read?!
Enough time to comment on Kanye, not enough to comment on Charlie Sheen.
Wait, whut’d I miss? What’s Charlie been up to?
I had missed that too and had to google…apparently Charlie’s now gone all “conspiracy theorist”….
Ah… Yeah I decided to Google it just because it made things faster.
Isn’t Martin Sheen pretty much that way too? Or did Charlie just not deal well with MJ rejecting him?
It’s like the Truthers got together and decided which celebrity’s opinion I’d care about the least. (Non-Paris Hilton division, of course.)
Seriously, though, I was reading the results of a poll the other day (whose origin I forget, unfortunately) saying that nearly a third of self-identified Democrats think that 9/11 was a conspiracy. I really want to believe it’s just propaganda, and that so many people couldn’t possibly be so stupid together, but I don’t know.
IT was a conspiracy…but a bunch of crazy terrorists
There are also African folks who think AIDS was produced as a way to de-populate Africa. And non-US Muslims who think that the polio vaccine was designed to make muslim boys infertile. So conspiracies aren’t just a US phenomenon.
you mean the US didnt invent evil plotting????
No, Dr Evil did, and he’s of belgian origin!
Quiet before I place you in a burlap sack and beat you with reeds!
I suspect it is as old as politics and backbiting.
charro likes it when bitter troll bites her back
Yeah I do.
Nah, but your conspiracists are always the flashiest!
A lot of those lies are used by oppressive governments to generate support, people love to be saved, even when the dangers aren’t even real.
Good insight.
How can that be condensed to a bumper sticker?
“Geovernment = lies”
GODDAMNIT ALL TO HELL ANYWAY.
* G O V E R N M E N T
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fvcking time. Any fvcking day.
That’s not a very good bumper sticker actually.
Learn to swim see you down in Arizona bay.
You know… it’s all just one great big festering neon distraction…
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied..
Are you saying that those things aren’t true? Damn public education for lying to me..
I’ll see your “nearly a third of self-identified Democrats think that 9/11 was a conspiracy” and raise you 78% of conservatives who think “death panels” were ever anything but a bad joke by Glenn Beck et al.
Emperor: Isn’t the Death Star finished yet?
Vader: Almost, my lord. We just need to finish installing the death carpets in the Lincoln Bedroom, the death drapes in the Oval Office, and the death panels in the cabinets of the death kitchen.
So, I get the rule that, in any sufficiently long discussion on PK, someone will eventually introduce health care. But doesn’t it seem like “sufficiently long” is getting awfully short?
I mean, come on — if you want to stand up for the Troofers, the obvious response is to call on the Birthers. (Of course, given that I could interpret “were ever anything” in a couple of ways, I can’t tell whether he’s defending them or supporting them.)
My dear Dhoti, you were the one who brought in politics. I was trying to return it to the subject of humor.
Try harder.
Too bad the new health care is gonna kill us all. I was starting to not hate him as much anymore.
Nothing says deadly like more healthcare!
I’m not dead yet!
He gets health for the poor by killing the old! Just like the Matrix, the dead are then fed intravenously to the living!
And Soylent Green is people!!
tastey tastey peoples
I just wish it came in other colors, because it’s so hard to get kids to eat their greens…
Wow, HTML fail.
But a good line!
Aww shucks *blush*
I don’t wait for people to die, I just inject them as is.
There’s something sick and wrong in the atmosphere when the insurance companies can convince people that they’re the heroes trying to save us from doctors who want to kill us by not allowing patients to get necessary treatment.
That’s why I’m an equal opportunity life force injector.
You will be soon!
I’m feeling better today, really!
No you’re not! You’ll be stone dead in a minute!
I don’t want to go on the cart!
You’re not fooling anyone, y’know.
I was a fool once. Now I’m just a fool, a fool in loooooove… Wiiiiiiiiithhhh yooooooooouuuuuu…….
Anyone else get the mental image of Marty McFly plaing guitar when they hear this?
Actually I was seeing my life flash before my eyes. If bitter troll sees charro singing me love songs, I am a dead man.
no no bitter troll no jealous troll….now come here so he can give your neck a hug with his hands
*screams and runs in circles*
Why don’t you ever give ME a neck hug with your hands? *storms off*
I’m so turned on right now.
-grabs charro and dashes for his troll bridge- be right back in a few hours
BT! stop that! don’t kill my ivan…
Thank you, my lovely one! I think I’m safe for the moment. Charro has him distracted under the bridge with…my god, is that a cattle prod and a jar of fluffer-nutter?
…andsome jumper cables…
What’s the WD-40 for?
*giggles* come here and I’ll show you, Rando.
I feel happy! I feel happy!
You’re not fooling anyone, you know.
Damn!
*note to self: read through the thread…..*
I hate it when Bill gets all homicidal.
Darnit, Conserv! I almost had a CD-I joke about that!
But seriously, government envolvement usually does eff things up. Anyone remember The Boston Tea Party?
Am I the only one who felt bad about this? Kanye did something stupid, but he has apologized–repeatedly–and Obama never meant this statement to go public.
I don’t feel too bad about it. Kanye deserves a little sass over this one and I think its cool to get a “real person” view of a world leader. Just shows no matter where you are on the great chain of command in life, you still know when to call someone a jackass. I am sure it will blow over, and as I mentioned earlier, I am sure it will make everyone happy. Kanye will will use the press to sell albums, Obama will use the slip up to relate more to the common man, The Republicans will get a new dirty word to use to call Obama the devil. Maybe in 5 years people will remember who that singer is because she was the one interrupted. MTVs ratings will go up for next year hoping similar will happen. Its almost this was ordained by the great Pope-staff from the last lol!
*shrug* I think Taylor Swift has enough of a following to have people remembering her for more than this. She’s been popular for more than two years now.
I didn’t even know who it was. I am not very in the loop on mainstream music. But hopefully she can be around long enough to duo with Kanye at the next music awards! I don’t watch those either, but I would make an exception.
Gee, VNV, what kind of music DO you listen to?
Rumor has it he listens to polka.. not threatening you know, and who doesn’t enjoy a good polka?
*raises hand* I don’t enjoy a good polka.
*turns on Tool*
Shhhhhhh, I was just trying to make VNV feel better about listening to polka. Now you’ve ruined the moment.
*has a moment with Eddie and Rando*
Oh, and for God’s sake, don’t mention anything about being a Floydist! We’ll have him knocking on our door trying to convert us to polka.
What’s a Floydist?
dunno, something about pink eye I think..
Saucerful of Pink?
It’s a secret, but all I can say is Carter’s father saw him there and knew the road revealed to him the living soul of Hereward.
No, “something stupid” would have been talking about it in press time after the awards, like at one of the after-parties.
This was monumentally in poor taste, and given how he “apologized” for it on Leno, I’m disinclined to cut him any slack. I’m more inclined to mock him mercilessly each time he’s in public until I feel an appropriate amount of time has passed.
“Something stupid” usually doesn’t involve the kind of time that getting up on stage does, because by definition it should be something that slipped out before you had time to think about it. You have time to think as you step into the spotlights.
Oh crap. That was supposed to be a reply to wordaddict. Heh.
why do you all care about that guy?
Hmmm, I can read, but I fail to understand.
he likes fish sticks…in his MOUTH….
so?
and that makes you guys care about him?
we care about him the same way we care about carrot top…
I’m giving up!
you have gained wisdom
you had wisdom all along.
well of course, just pooping it out for you!
You have an opportunity to increase your wisdom, by not having the last word at all cost.
as a int caster my wisdom is a dump stat
I’m giving up again!
Keith, you must be a Southpark fan to understand.
fish got sticks? who knew?
Yeah, well, Taylor Swift’s moment was ruined, and that’s not a moment she’ll get back. And what’s worse, she’s been all but forgotten in this mess so her moment really was ruined.
Look at the bright side of it: People like me, who never even heard the name of Taylor Swift, now know who she is, because they read about it on PK!
That’s me. I had no idea what her name was.
Didn’t she get her moment back later that night? I thought Beyonce donated her moment to Taylor Swift.
I dunno. I didn’t watch the awards. I’ve only seen Kanye be a jackass 1000 times, not anything else that happened. Which is kind of my point.
Yeah, I saw some clip. I guess when Beyonce won something later in the night she invited whatshername back up onstage and let her have her moment. Her replacement moment.
It was a very generous move from Beyonce and makes me far less irritated with her. For now.
Yes, you are the only one. Go cry emo kid.
let bitter troll drink your sweet tears!
I think it’s embarrassing. Since when is a “fail” on a ***ing MTV show the President of the USA’s business? Hasn’t he got anything else to do than go call stupid people jackasses??? Just embarrassing. It’s not just Obama, it pisses me off, whenever i see presidents or in general, government members doing in entertainment business. Like Sarkozy, the donk puts his private life on every french “celebrity” yellow journal. That’s just not serious and unworthy for a president of a country. It could even be argued that those are weapons of mass distraction, in order to keep public opinion away from the real problems. Have I said yet that it’s disgusting me?
I think the president has to be up on current popular events. He probably has a team of people that brief him everyday about what the mainstream world is up to so he can stay “in touch” knowing he is so damned busy he doesn’t have time to really watch TV. Some reporter asks him what he thinks and he answered. I don’t think its necessarily none of his business. I also think the president has a responsibility to be a sort of moral standard to people. He couldn’t have praised or really even been neutral on the interruption. It was definitely bad form.
But as somewhat of a conspiracy theorist myself I couldn’t deny this is a case of “wagging the dog” to a degree, just like showing shots of him watching the Superbowl and stuff like that.
But I think more importantly I agree with you that when I think about my President, I want to think about him busting his tail working on the worlds problems as hard as they can. I want him so stressed over making the world a better place he wouldn’t know Kayne from Will Smith. But I think even the busiest of it can’t help but be exposed to pop culture.
He didn’t say it in public, douchenozzle.
Yeah, it was off the record, and people decided to violate a supposedly sacred journalistic code to get a juicy soundbyte.
Fair enough.
Y’know, if he had said it in public, or at a speech, I could understand your rant. But he said it “off the record” and someone who was listening in tweeted it. And then it went viral. Are you telling me that he’s not allowed an opinion? Is he no longer allowed emotions? Everybody who saw it said something to that effect. What I said was actually much worse, so kudos to the Prez for keeping it mild.
Actually, he’s an extremely private person, who tries to keep his PERSONAL business out of the media. To accuse him of…whatever it was your wargargelbargle was trying to accuse him of, disgusts ME.
“he’s an extremely private person, who tries to keep his PERSONAL business out of the media” — So not disagreeing with you on what you said but when i read this line the first thing I thought of was “What, does he call you at home?”. Cause you seemed like good buddies in that line.
I’m not at liberty to discuss it.
Good then. If it wasn’t a public statement, I don’t complain. He’s allowed an opinion, but not to express it as a President, when it’s about such lowlife garbage as an mtv show with bad manners in it.
I spoke mostly in genral terms though, meaning to say that it bothers me how much media exposure today’s presidents get, about stuff that’s either not their business or not our business.
I think that’s the fault of the media for asking stupid questions, and further the fault of the public for lapping up the garbage that the media churns out. If it didn’t get ratings, they wouldn’t do it.
Agreed!
THe media owned by corporations who own our representatives and will eventually own our government.
Bread and circuses!!! (or circusi?)
Home made bread? Or is it that over-processed stuff? If the latter, I’ll take the circus instead!
Something else to keep in mind is that he has two daughters who quite possibly watched the awards and told their daddy all about what happened.
No problem with him knowing what happened. He can watch whatever he likes.
Out of context: This is a pretty good site so far, specially the comment section.
We try to argue reasonably. Unless it’s a troll, then we ALL pile on.
thats right pile on bitter troll -turns and wiggles his bitter bum- pile on HARD
*smack*
The comments are usually way better than the LOLs themselves.
I rather enjoyed Bush calling that one guy a jackass “off the record” in the same way I enjoyed Obama doing it. Of course, Bush was in front of a mic that wasn’t supposed to be hot at the time. Still, it makes them more human.
Or Bush called the guy an Asshole, I can’t remember.
One of the (few) things I really liked about Bush was his sense of humor. When not destroying the English language or starting bogus wars, he was actually really funny, even in a self-deprecating way. He was at one of those dinners that I can’t remember the name of and as tradition he roasted everyone around him including himself and had me rolling as I watched the YouTube video of it.
Wasn’t that when he was looking under the table for WMDs? “Nope, they’re not under here either!”
Bush isn’t an evil guy, Rando, I promise. I dated a guy who’s father was a state rep, and he knew Bush personally and spoke VERY well of him as a man. His intentions were good for the country, but we all know what the paving stone on the road to Hell is made up of.
And I won’t even relate that statement to the current state of affairs
And not forget the best one by Reagan, “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” on a mic test..
The atom bomb explodes again. The atom bomb explodes again. The atom bomb explodes again.
if this was a cavern of concrete
in a forest with trees like towers
I would have a place to seek retreat
from their poisoned plastic flowers
if this was a shelter I would endure
in a world with faceless strangers
I would have a place to feel secure
from the ever present dangers
To sum up what “Keith Hackeny for president” said a bit more concise:
Who the feck gives a damn about any fecking hipfeckinghopfeckingartist?
that’s pretty concise!
I’m down like dat, y’know…
*makes obscure but concise arm motions in fornt of her*
*Mike’s Bob’s cure but Con’s Ice Ammo Sean’s informed offer*
Something like that, aye.
Oh, and I apologise for typoing your name. I try to be careful with people’s nicks, but I was tipsy at the time. :p
What was the beverage of choice? Any left?!
Beer, of course! … none left, of course…
Ah well, I’ll have to go down to my basement. I was hoping for something fun, but I have some decent beer here!
*offers Danbala a Sam Adams*
word, yo!
Close! I would say smack ass.
Barack Obama doesn’t like black people.
…and by black people, I mean Kanye… Who apparently represents all black people as per himself.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye really was that self absorbed…
There are other black people besides Kanye?
republicans and democrats unite on this issue. Kanye wants a statue for that, too.
Odumba’s a jackass, now there’s something I can agree with…
Humbly I submit that Kanye was exceedingly ill-mannered and rude and acted knowingly in a public forum, the President’s comment was not meant for public consumption and was exceedingly truthful, and Taylor Swift has acted in a way that is a credit to her rearing as a gracious Southern Lady (in the true, unbiased definition), and that about sums it up. And, by the way, Kanye would be an ill-mannered boor if he were green with little purple spots.
Yes, but then he would be a colourful ill-mannered boor, and he’d probably be more entertaining for it!
ROFL!
That was an Epic Win! Now I can’t shake that image either…
Even as a green fish with little purple spots, he would still be a boor (def: A person with rude, clumsy manners and little refinement). I understand his mother was a college professor. Did she not instill in her son the basics of good manners and proper decorum? Or is he just too full of his own hubris to adhere to civilized behavior?
May I offer you some weed?
No, thank you. It makes me break out in hives (seriously), and I stop breathing. But the sentiment was not out of place.
*offers brownies to Sharon B. in lieu of weed. offers brownies to Begoniac, who will need some*
Thank you. Why will I need them? Was I not polite enough? Did I break a newbie rule? Not snarky enough?
Sorry about the hives, Sharon (seriously).
We’re a rough and tumble group. The brownies make is better.
You know, I’ve never tried pot.
These brownies taste funny.
Oh, Rando, those are the… Nevermind. Enjoy.
I think the idea was that since you have weed to offer, but no one to offer it to, you’ll be experiencing the munchies in short order. (^_^)
Ah. Of course! *smacking forehead* I blame the weed.
Of course! Even I understand!
(I’m kind of a square in the substance-consumption department). Have another brownie!
This mental image gives me the inside tummy tickles.
what’s a floydist?
as in ‘the pink’!
Link to the REAL Pink Floyd.
*snickers*
-Jumps on DWN-
How’re you, Sir President?
*grumbles at nesting fail*
O_O
I has a pounced…
I am alive with nominal vital signs. Yourself?
*pounces* Dogpile!!
O_O!!!
You love it don’t be coy.
The President is under attack!!! The secret service will get right on that! After we finish eating these frosted mini-wheats.
I prefer Froot Loops.
You are what you eat. ZING!
I’m just kidding.
But, I am a Froot Loop.
That’s fine. It’s less mean if you say it instead of me.
I got Froot Loops at Wal-Mart!
Mein Führer!! *piles on*
I feel the love and it feels pretty damn good… XD
That’s my vibrator. Sorry.
*snort*
“Clean up on aisle 11″
Makes me very glad I wore pants today…
I am now a Floydist!
Welcome, brother!
Indeed, welcome! Oh and by the way, which one’s Pink?
Pink isn’t well, he stayed back at the hotel.
Oh no Pink is sick! Now I’ll have to call him. ON MY GOD I MISSED HIS BIRTHDAY!
Have you had your tequila? It will help you get comfortably numb.. unless you’re one of those that gets violent on tequila. In which case, it could be one of your turns.
Dude, no fair, you said it was my turn!
Kanye don’t care about White people!
It isn’t that he doesn’t care about white people, it is that he cares only for what he wants when he wants it. Clearly, this is a man with impulse control issues. Or perhaps, convinced that the world revolves around him and his desires, he perceives that Taylor was thrilled he interrupted her because he graced her with his presence. (Sharon B. experiences severe nausea at the thought) How old is he anyway? Most people get past this stage of self-absorption and self aggrandizement once they get to kindergarten.
On a lighter note, I wish to thank viking girl for the brownies. I do so love chocolate. In the spirit of southern hospitality, I offer lemon-basil pound cake with basil and lemons from my garden. Oh, and a large glass of iced tea with fresh mint leaves. Kanye gets no lemon-basil pound cake, but the gift of Emily Post’s Guide to Manners.
there is actually a lot we agree on, but it´s more convenient to ignore the things we have in common.
True, Kelly, but then what would the news shows have to talk about?
A boor is a boor no matter what the race, color or creed. Kanye’s just another sterling example of this fact.
Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ma Let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!
*facepalm*
GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD PURGED MYSELF OF ALL RESPECT FOR THAT A$$HOLE HE GOES AND SEZ SOME FUNNY $HIT LIKE THIS….. *HEADDESK REPEATEDLY*
Don’t do it. You’ve got a good LOL that’s not about health care. Don’t drag that back in here again. Please.
Damn you statistics and your ways!! Honestly, some of our “problems” can be fixed. We just have to commit to them.
I totally see what you’re getting at EWAdams, but there’s no need to be a dick about it. Try educating rather than belittling.
Pffff. The WHO. Like THER’RE a “reliable” source.
PleasePleasePleasePlease!
It’s at a point where I don’t even feel like lurking for a few days.
We snipers usually only need to fire one shot.
You can’t commit unless it’s a danger to itself or others.
hehe. That made me laugh. I don’t think i have a clever or appropriate response, but that’s funny. Thank you.
That’s it. Give me your sniper rifle.
Pretty please with brown sugar on top?!?
Charro wins one enameled internet for that one!
and to get that healthy care you would have to be like french and stuff…no thanks
The only thing wrong with France is the French.
And the fact that I came out of it.
The French love being French, there’s no other way to word it. Their culture is very unique, and they want it to stay that way. Alas, that does not rationalize the invention of “french versions” of new words. That’s confusing and they should cut it out.
Woohoo!
They’re.. *sigh* Another response foiled.
Dude, I love the Who!
I know, I love them too, they’re just so unreliable.
But they were never the same after Keith carked it.
Well, what do you expect? There’s only two of them left. Just like the Beatles. Can’t rely on Paul & Ringo, can you?
And even less the same after Entwhistle.
I’m sorry, your sentence was redundant.
I hate those guys. They were supposed to bring stuffing for Thanksgiving and totally flaked.
Shaq is holding a Panda. Your argument is irrelevant.