Comments on: You, Kanye

By: byronius

byronius — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 01:52:43 +0000

GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I HAD PURGED MYSELF OF ALL RESPECT FOR THAT A$$HOLE HE GOES AND SEZ SOME FUNNY $HIT LIKE THIS….. *HEADDESK REPEATEDLY*

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:57:38 +0000

*facepalm*

By: Kanye West

Kanye West — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:42:45 +0000

Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ma Let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!

By: NoNoBadKitty

NoNoBadKitty — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:37:44 +0000

This mental image gives me the inside tummy tickles.

By: katya514

katya514 — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:14:16 +0000

True, Kelly, but then what would the news shows have to talk about?

A boor is a boor no matter what the race, color or creed. Kanye’s just another sterling example of this fact.

By: markmier

markmier — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:29:14 +0000

“Sentence fragment” is also a sentence fragment.

By: CyanEyed

CyanEyed — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:47:19 +0000

^that.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:47:21 +0000

REMEMBER THE INNOCENTS!!!!

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:37:32 +0000

I laughed so hard I cried.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:14:31 +0000

*hands justacarolinian a match*
*waits*

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:11:56 +0000

And then the amazing dream you just described is interrupted by Kanye West saying, “Imma let you get back to that dream but Martin Luther King Jr. had the best dream of all time! All time!”

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:17:52 +0000

Try harder.

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:07:26 +0000

I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied..

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:14:48 +0000

The atom bomb explodes again. The atom bomb explodes again. The atom bomb explodes again.
if this was a cavern of concrete
in a forest with trees like towers
I would have a place to seek retreat
from their poisoned plastic flowers
if this was a shelter I would endure
in a world with faceless strangers
I would have a place to feel secure
from the ever present dangers

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:10:04 +0000

NO, ME. Gah, can’t you people read?!

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:08:01 +0000

*smothers laughter while helping LG pick up her puzzle* Meanie head!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:31:12 +0000

But that leaves me barefoot!
*backs away*
Nope, not going to let the pregnant part happen! No way, no how!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:08:00 +0000

You know… it’s all just one great big festering neon distraction…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:06:51 +0000

Quiet before I place you in a burlap sack and beat you with reeds!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:05:14 +0000

*throws VG’s other shoe*
Only if you follow through!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:03:52 +0000

Is that the one that star’s Luke’s great grandson played by Christen Haydensen once again… oh what’s that character’s name.. Ani-can’t?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:02:09 +0000

Oh god… did you just call Charlie a Republican?
*backs up slowly, then jumps out a window*

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:51:36 +0000

*grabs LG’s puzzle and tosses it across the room*
SOLVE THAT POINDEXTER!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:50:07 +0000

Try? *shakes his head* No no no Comrade VNV…
*TAZES*
Do, or tire yourself out kicking and screaming… there is no try.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 09:03:49 +0000

there is actually a lot we agree on, but it´s more convenient to ignore the things we have in common.

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:10:37 +0000

Wasn’t that when he was looking under the table for WMDs? “Nope, they’re not under here either!”

Bush isn’t an evil guy, Rando, I promise. I dated a guy who’s father was a state rep, and he knew Bush personally and spoke VERY well of him as a man. His intentions were good for the country, but we all know what the paving stone on the road to Hell is made up of.

And I won’t even relate that statement to the current state of affairs

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:55:06 +0000

Makes me very glad I wore pants today…

By: Probably Independant

Probably Independant — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:43:04 +0000

Darnit, Conserv! I almost had a CD-I joke about that!
But seriously, government envolvement usually does eff things up. Anyone remember The Boston Tea Party?

By: Sharon B.

Sharon B. — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:36:17 +0000

On a lighter note, I wish to thank viking girl for the brownies. I do so love chocolate. In the spirit of southern hospitality, I offer lemon-basil pound cake with basil and lemons from my garden. Oh, and a large glass of iced tea with fresh mint leaves. Kanye gets no lemon-basil pound cake, but the gift of Emily Post’s Guide to Manners.

By: Probably Independant

Probably Independant — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:33:30 +0000

Imma let you finish, but Leroy Jenkins had the best influence of ALL TIME!!!

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:29:31 +0000

I am, obviously.

By: Sharon B.

Sharon B. — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:27:51 +0000

It isn’t that he doesn’t care about white people, it is that he cares only for what he wants when he wants it. Clearly, this is a man with impulse control issues. Or perhaps, convinced that the world revolves around him and his desires, he perceives that Taylor was thrilled he interrupted her because he graced her with his presence. (Sharon B. experiences severe nausea at the thought) How old is he anyway? Most people get past this stage of self-absorption and self aggrandizement once they get to kindergarten.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:22:02 +0000

yes, both are brown obnoxious dogs.

By: Splat

Splat — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 03:21:21 +0000

Kanye don’t care about White people!

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:58:22 +0000

Link to the REAL Pink Floyd.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:50:58 +0000

Of course! Even I understand! (I’m kind of a square in the substance-consumption department). Have another brownie!

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:17:33 +0000

I got Froot Loops at Wal-Mart!

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:16:24 +0000

Oh, Rando, those are the… Nevermind. Enjoy.

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:06:58 +0000

They also eat bamboo..

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:05:57 +0000

One of the (few) things I really liked about Bush was his sense of humor. When not destroying the English language or starting bogus wars, he was actually really funny, even in a self-deprecating way. He was at one of those dinners that I can’t remember the name of and as tradition he roasted everyone around him including himself and had me rolling as I watched the YouTube video of it.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:01:41 +0000

You know, I’ve never tried pot.
These brownies taste funny.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:00:13 +0000

That’s fine. It’s less mean if you say it instead of me.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:59:03 +0000

Dude, no fair, you said it was my turn!

By: Headphone Birthdaycake

Headphone Birthdaycake — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:42:16 +0000

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:16:36 +0000

And not forget the best one by Reagan, “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” on a mic test..

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:14:20 +0000

Or Bush called the guy an Asshole, I can’t remember.

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:13:42 +0000

I rather enjoyed Bush calling that one guy a jackass “off the record” in the same way I enjoyed Obama doing it. Of course, Bush was in front of a mic that wasn’t supposed to be hot at the time. Still, it makes them more human.

By: Eddie who hates polka

Eddie who hates polka — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:02:15 +0000

It’s a secret, but all I can say is Carter’s father saw him there and knew the road revealed to him the living soul of Hereward.

By: Begoniac

Begoniac — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:58:50 +0000

Ah. Of course! *smacking forehead* I blame the weed.

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:56:51 +0000

Saucerful of Pink?