Comments on: Release your inner dork.

By: sexybeast15

sexybeast15 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:20:12 +0000

dats wassup mii presidents black mii limbos blue nd i bee got damn iyf mii flag aint too

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:34:58 +0000

Because those toy Lightsabres have telescopic plastic “beams” you mean?

By: KanyeWest

KanyeWest — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:06:54 +0000

Yo Obama, I’m real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Yoda was one of the best Jedi Masters of all time!

By: paul

paul — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:59:37 +0000

yeah funny how nobody realized it is photo shopped… the light saber isnt straight. and its choppy along the light saber

By: Leona

Leona — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:34:09 +0000

duh! because lightsabers kick ass, girls can totally play with them too

By: bitter troll the bitter

bitter troll the bitter — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:24:02 +0000

-gasp- annie your not screaming bout how obama man was born in kanya and should not be playing with lightsabers?

By: Annie

Annie — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:18:13 +0000

proof you never spent time with any little girls ever. i still have my light-sabers my sister and i got when we were 6!

By: me.

me. — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:58:25 +0000

So girls can’t like star wars? Sorry, I invaded the fanbase, too.

By: Sheesh

Sheesh — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:33:15 +0000

Your mom says “no more sex for you with her”! And she called you a “potty mouth”.

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:13:38 +0000

Is anyone else amused by the sudden profusion of anti-national health care ads plastered all over PK?

And aww, the ittle trollies has a mad. Would you like lollipops to make you feel better?

Oh, but wait! Giving you lollipops that someone else paid for would totally be SOCIALISM! Lollipops would lead to the downfall of our society! Eeekkk!

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:07:19 +0000

~snickersnort~ I’ll bet he is.

I’m pretty meh on Obama’s politics- I don’t think he’s nearly liberal _enough_ – but I do like that he’s not afraid to be a little dorky when it’s fun.

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:53:20 +0000

YES! Thank you! Finally, someone sensible.

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:50:36 +0000

Somebody’s been watching Limbaugh again.

Raising taxes on the rich (or even just undoing the ridiculous tax CUTS they got under the Bush administration) does not constitute “taking everything”. And spare us the whines about how they “earned their money”, because nobody on EARTH does work deserving of the kind of money they make- least of all a bunch of incompetent CEOs who run their companies into the ground and then fly their personal jets to go beg the government to bail them out.

And anyone who throws tantrums over a few bucks of their money being spent to _save lives_ is a complete waste of oxygen.

By the way, did you know “Semper Fidelis” was first found carved on a Roman doghouse in Pompeii? It’s also where the traditional dog name “Fido” came from. Just sayin’.

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:24:28 +0000

Lack of ideas is practically a requirement for joining the Republican party. Too much thinking makes you unpatriotic, yanno.

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:18:51 +0000

VNV, I salute your geekiness.

However, I must point out that the plural of “Jedi” is “Jedi”.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:08:38 +0000

Without violence, religion, and repression, it wouldn’t have needed to.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:07:05 +0000

There’s people to whom, the “past mistakes” you’re refering to, are not mistakes at all, since they made a profit out of them. Would the US even exist today, without violence?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:02:34 +0000

Hey, Bitter. Does someone water you every day, or are you more like a cactus? We don’t see very many talking plants around here…

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:07:10 +0000

You can tell by the look on his face is making the lightsaber noise

schushhhh wraaaoun

By: Paintbrushplushi

Paintbrushplushi — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:33:06 +0000

you mean girls can’t play starwars?

By: boink

boink — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:02:27 +0000

gotta love unfounded bias, Id bet a paycheck that if there was a picture like this of bush people would call him a moron or a childish idiot or say he was holding the light saber wrong or just anything else negative they could think of. But no, its someone else doing the exact same thing and we just call it funny. Well done to all of you out there. /golfclap

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:34:16 +0000

Which is why it isn’t the solution. We must learn from our past mistakes and break the cycle of violence. The only way to achieve the goal of breaking the cycle of violence is through nonviolent means. There is no possible way violence could be the answer to that.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:05:10 +0000

A very short time? That’s relative.
Europe, the way it now exists, has been built over centuries, mainly on violence.
The United States have been built on violence, from the beginning, by taking the native american’s land, etc etc. History repeats over and over, and it will always involve violence.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:24:54 +0000

And yet it all falls apart when someone turns that violence against you. Tell me, can it really be a permanent solution when it only works for a very short time?

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:04:08 +0000

Disagreed! For those who use violence successfully it actually is the better solution: brings more power, more wealth, on a larger scale, more territory, etc etc.

By: Savaga

Savaga — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:35:44 +0000

That lightsaber is based on Qui-Gon Jinn’s, which is green. Every Star Wars geek knows that. Why is Obama’s blue? Clearly he’s not nerdy enough.

By: charro

charro — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:15:04 +0000

I dunno.. you are talking to a girl who once drank a half a gallon of Jack by herself..

By: charro

charro — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:08:18 +0000

No! Richard MARX! Can’t you READ?!

By: talus

talus — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:55:00 +0000

LOL
awesome
here’s to having a president who doesn’t look like he has a foot in the grave
Dorky yet awesome WIN

By: Oscar the Mild

Oscar the Mild — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:18:10 +0000

It’s Obama Won Kenobi

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:44:19 +0000

Hiya, fu(kweasel! Your material is getting stale.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:37:10 +0000

ok , bitter troll knows he was imagined to life by a young succulant fat kid…..then bitter troll ate him.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:29:07 +0000

Don’t tell bitter troll that. It’ll hurt his feelings.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:28:09 +0000

By 12 it’s more like, I could use a shot or “wtf number am I on? Eleventy?? That’s good. Evelenty.”

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:27:08 +0000

Actually, Ivan. It’s true. I’m…I’m so ashamed of my racism. You see, I hate white people. A lot. Fvckin’ crackers. *shakes fist at the sky*

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:02:06 +0000

I can’t believe the “expert geek” missed it too. Or the jab I made when he missed it.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:52:59 +0000

Gere

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:53:35 +0000

Answer the question, fu(kweasel. Oh, you can't I see, so I guess that makes you a TROLL.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:03:20 +0000

Huntsville is yuppie town though, even Yanks can get along down there!

By: Ekkoria

Ekkoria — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:21:17 +0000

Anyone else notice he has a boner?

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:07:05 +0000

Actually no. I supported her. Can someone PLEASE show me ANY statement either of us made to deserve this troll calling us racist? Come on, put up or shut up. If you can’t prove your accusations, you are a troll.

By: Sheesh

Sheesh — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:24:17 +0000

Ivan and Rando are obviously racists. I bet you were against Sotomayor, wern’t you?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:30:36 +0000

Violence is never a better solution. Some people just refuse to see that.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:29:30 +0000

So you leave the Matrix and forget about it?

By: brak

brak — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:48:36 +0000

Hah! One for each hand!

By: brak

brak — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:46:57 +0000

Ah….Wazzit is still trying to compensate for the fact that we were all laughing when he dropped his drawers. Where do you think all the hostility comes from? Wazzit duzzint hazzit!

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:33:21 +0000

…and as long as it’s the better solution for other people, it will never cease to exist. Even our so-called “democracies” can’t change that might equals right for those who possess it or who want to posess it.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:30:00 +0000

People who don’t have violence done unto them, as a general rule.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:30:00 +0000

No, trolls are fictional creatures.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:26:18 +0000

Peaceful solutions that work a lot better for whom?