Oh Lord, please let my suffering end!
You mean you want to die?
No, I want you to leave the room.
(Sarah Palin)
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Damn..so much for a flame free day
And I thought we were past this. . .
*puts on anti-fecesstorm gear and passes Semper a pair that was laying away in storage*
*pulls out marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers*
*starts campfire*
He who likes the broad shall be punished: Back to the house of pain!
YAY! I miss s’mores!
Do S’mores go good with coke & jack? Does it matter?
*dunks one*
Tastes OK to me.
Maybe, but I bet they would go great with a Bailey’s!
I think the question is “What doesn’t go good with a Coke & Jack?”
Answer- nothing.
next easter, try using peeps – so much better than ordinary mallows! besides, being bigger you can pull the toasted skins off more times, and they look real funny when they puff up
Ooooh! Nice idea–thanks!
You can get peeps now. I just saw ghosts and bats at the store.
ooooh, toasted ghosts — yums. i think i’m going to have to make dessert tomorrow night
thanks for letting me know
or a lame free day
Smithers! Erase a “d” from off his name!
I see we still haven’t finished bashing Palin yet…..
Don’t you people have lives?
I’m just ignoring you.
Ignoring who?
Hey that’s an anagram for Hog Groin Win *head tilt*
Or for Goin’ Whorin!
Goon Whirin’ !
*plugs in blender*
Oho! Wing Ring!
I Wring; Oh No!
O Hon, wiring!
O how I grin!
Woo! Hiring!
Shaq is holding a panda. Your argument is invalid.
No, I’m not…
1. LOL
2. Their argument is still invalid.
I slam dunked it…
I have photographic evidence that you indeed do hold pandas. You are holding a panda. Your argument is invalid.
I may have held a panda in the past, but you have no proof that I am currently holding a panda…
In Soviet Russia panda holds YOU.
I think you’d have to hunt pretty hard to find U.S. troops who wouldn’t fight each other for a chance to have a brief meeting with Palin. They love her! (and who doesn’t?)
On the contrary, springing Obama on unprepared troops might unintentionally induce anaphylactic shock in most anyone under O-6 due to the stress created when the mind over-rides the body’s natural desire to slap some sense into a socialist who desperately needs it.
“and who doesn’t?”
Don’t ask such questions here at PK.
Also, I understand that you’re being a cheap douche. I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish but Massengill mild vinegar and water douches are one of the cheapest douches of all time. OF ALL TIME.
LOL. I think the Republicans might be in a little bit of denial over the fact that Obama is actually doing pretty dam well.
Don’t say that either.
Listen peoples! It’s quite clear that most people have different definitions of what constitutes “doing pretty well” and “fu(king everything up” in regards to the current president, so let’s just try to remain objective here.
Sheesh. *sprays Troll-B-Gone as preventative measure (bitter, you’re welcome though)*
Really? How about that unemployment rate. Oh and don’t forget how much more in debt we are over the last 9 months. Just wait until the tax increases come
) Yup..he is doing great alright. Hmmm…I must appologize. If you are a socialist you probably think he is doing great and I would have to agree with you if that is the direction you wish to go in.
*sigh* These screen protectors are getting expensive.
The unemployment rate and the national debt were in great shape before inauguration day.
*rolls eyes*
Didn’t say they were in great shape before Obama. Last I check they were oh about 2% and 1 trillion more.
*rolls eyes*
The majority of the stimulus funds remain to be spent…but a trillion is a nice round number, and it sounds cool. I’ll allow it.
Why not make it two? or three? It is only about $7,000 per working person plus interest of course. But you and I wont have to worry too much about it. Our kids and their kids will pay for it.
Bravo, Mekkis, Bravo! You are full of win.
So if the majority of the funds have not been spent, then why was it so crucial to pass the stimulu package to keep the economy from going down the tubes? What happened to all the shovel ready projects and jobs it was supposed to create?
Actually, three of the people I know who’ve been looking for full time jobs for a while got hired in the past month, so we’re at least seeing a little employment uptick here.
Same here. The store where I work, which is the only anchor store left in Mall-tanic and has been the subject of CONSTANT closing rumors since I started, has quite suddenly started aggressively hiring new people. And these are permanent, not seasonal workers. We, the cynical employees, are waiting to see how this pans out, but it is encouraging.
I hope that it does work out. My wife’s company has seen some improvement in some industries as far as hiring increasing. I don’t think anyone is saying that the economy will not get better. I think the argument is when and how much better. Most of the people on the right think that the economy would improve faster and stronger without the government intervention.
I see your point. I am in Las Vegas. Our unemployment is above 14% now. I am in the construction industry. Needless to say the construction industry is not doing so well. Perception is reality. We are both right
) On a side note, Im of the opinion the Bush tarp money was a bunch of crap as well as there are no banks in my part of the country loaning money to businesses.
Glad to hear you say that, (or see you type that) as Bush is just as guilty as Obama on the spending. Obama has spent more than all other presidents combined, mind you. But he wouldn’t have been able to do a lot of that if Bush hadn’t set the pace for it in the first place.
I will admit Bush/congress was stupid with the TARP money but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it gave a green light for Obama/congress to approve the stimulus package.
Well Semper, it’s kind of like a kid getting that first button open on the blouse. You may not make 2nd base that day, but it gets her used to the idea of having it undone.
Best. Analogy. EVAR.
And I will say that one of the industries that is doing well is the federal government. From what I hear they are doing quite a bit of hiring. Go figure.
In the minds of many Republicons, Obama could never do a good job, under any circumstances, because he’s black.
Hi my name is Nailin Pailin and I’m a troll
“Hi Nailin Pailin”
Now follow the 12 steps. The first being “go away”.
No, he could do a good job. He just refuses too. Not because he is black, but rather because he has an agenda to remake America in his image. Oh, and I’m no Republican. And you don’t pull of the race card any better than Farrakhan.
Hey, anyone got some fabric softener sheets? The socks are getting ridiculous today.
That’s a good generalization and I’mma let you finish, but comparing Republicans to Nazis was the best generalization of all time, yo.
In the minds of many democrats, Bush did a horrible job, because he is a Texan. Makes just as much sense. It doesn’t matter what color he is, he even said before the election he didn’t think the civil rights movement did enough in the way of wealth redistribution. What’s that supposed to mean? I think we are begining to find out and many people are not liking it, including independents.
OF ALL TIME! *snort*
Very good retort steve, let me continue where you left off….
I’m no economist (i just take the classes
) but I’ve noticed a few things too…. Everyone from my hometown is up in arms about unemployment and the recession, BUT, every Friday, Saturday and even Sunday, our bars are PACKED. Why is it they say they don’t have jobs to get money for things like food and rent but we can still get wasted 3 or more days out of the week? The same applies for cigarettes…. they “can’t pay the rent” but they can smoke their lungs out.
The same was true in the Great Depression. Movie houses and industries like music flourished. Isn’t it odd? Unemployment is high, people claim not to have enough money, and yet terrible movies are still raking in millions of dollars at the box office…it’s sad, really, where our priorities seem to lie.
And they haven’t budged a bit since then except in a upward direction…
You expected a magic eraser? We should have voted for Mr. Clean.
He could at least make some moves in the direction of fixing things, instead of full bore in the other direction, ie spending like a crazy man. Is he trying to out do Bush?
He already did.
And then some.
Come on Shaq. You know the only way to get out of debt is to spend your way out. On a personal note, I have working on that same strategy lately. It is not working out so great right now but I am sure it will eventually. It’s going to work for the government right????
I had been working my butt off trying to pay off all my debt, I guess I have actually been HURTING my country!! I never would have thought that…
You don’t get out of a recession by becoming financially frugal. And don’t say tax cuts, because that’s not gonna help enough, or help the right people. And cutting spending in the government now would be suicide. Do we really need government employees losing jobs and raising the unemployment rate even more?
So you think the economy is better off by spending it on a few select companies that do work for the government (state and local) than in the hands of the public who are more likely to spend money at the store you work at and many more stores? People are not spending money right now because they are afraid of how much they are going to have to pony up to the government, small businesses especially. IMO that most businesses are waiting until the end of the year for the other shoe to drop to see how much less money they are going to have to invest in their business because of higher taxes, insurance penalties, and any other retroactive policies that the curren administration is going to impliment. Several of the contractors that work for me had to back pay Cobra insurance money to employees they laid off in Sept 08 when it was passed by congress in January 09. Business are scared about what is to come I think.
I think we’ve seen that tax cuts alone aren’t going to get people spending. As for small businesses, that I don’t have an answer to, but I don’t think either party has ever shown much respect to them.
My company just spent on upwards of over 3 million on a line of new trucks to haul freight… why? Because we have things to haul now… why? Because people are spending again. I’m in a business that’s ahead of the curve as far as the economy goes, more so than even the economists. I can SEE when things are picking up, and the fact that our business has picked up, and that we haul things nationwide, is a good indicator that things are picking up. I think the reason you won’t see a lot of increase in the spending as far as construction goes is the fact that part of the economic crash we had was from REAL ESTATE. There’s enough empty buildings from people going bankrupt so that construction won’t pick back up until we not only come out of the recession fully, but begin to expand economically again.
It’s the way I get out of a personal recession, pay off my debts and tighten my belt. Why doesn’t it work for the government? It’s what we did when Clinton was in office and he balanced the budget.
Clinton was dragged kicking and screaming by the Republican congress into balancing the budget. He was afraid that cutting his $16 billion stimulus package would send the economy into recession. You remember he said “we can balace the budget anytime, in 5 years, in 7 years, in 9 years…the budget was balanced but Clinton had nothing to do with it.
pretty sure i dont remember the video of anyone dragging clinton kicking and screaming anywhere….cept that one..and that was hillary..was so funny the way she had him by the hair screaming” THAT FAT CHICK?? IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? “
I love how when something good happens under the opposing party, that opposing party had nothing to do with it, but if something bad happens, it’s all their fault, damn them to hell.
Saying Clinton had nothing to do with the budget surplus is just a blatant lie, it couldn’t have passed without his signature, period.
Anyone with an even rudimentary knowledge of economics knows that the unemployment rate lags an improving economy, so that is a leftover from Incompetent Bush. The deficit doubled during the Bush Administration, and Republicans were silent about it then, so it’s “interesting” that they only became hysterical about it the day a non-white, non-Republican entered the White House. Of course, the truth is, if you are a fascist, nothing Obama could ever do would be okay, no matter how good, partly due to his party, and a lot due to his race.
“Anyone with an even rudimentary knowledge of economics knows that the unemployment rate lags an improving economy, so that is a leftover from Incompetent Bush”
So when is it going to stop rising? And during the last two years the congress was democratically controled. Why do they not get any credit for the crappy economy?
“The deficit doubled during the Bush Administration, and Republicans were silent about it then”
Not true. There were several people pretty pissed off about the Tarp money and other increases in spending that Bush did. Maybe not in your narrow sighted world though.
“Of course, the truth is, if you are a fascist, nothing Obama could ever do would be okay, no matter how good, partly due to his party, and a lot due to his race.”
Also not true. Obama could lose the next election and that would be fine. Seriously though, your constant babble about racisim only purpetuates it. How many black senators does the left have in office? One out of 59. What a bunch of racists
The economy is starting to turn around. Companies won’t start hiring again until they’re starting to make some more money. Nailin Pailin is right.
I don’t disagree with that statement. Yes companies will start hiring when they start making some more money. The question is when and if they will make more money.
The numbers seem to be rebounding. My meager researching hasn’t pulled any numbers on it (and it’s not all that worth it to me to do the research for a LOL site), but from what I’ve heard we’re heading towards recovery. Clearly that hasn’t reached down to all of us. Obama has said 2010 for employment recovery. We’ll see.
…and here we go again
I think you comment has been nested into oblivion.
LOL
*hands Atomic some Samauri armor she had lying in storage* You might need this.
They would rape Obama if they had the chance.
Any red blooded conservative male would.
Are you this stupid all the time or just on PK?
A better question, are you on one of those registered sex offender lists, Squirk? It sounds like you have some, um, “issues”….
There are several studies that show conservatives are overrepresented on sex offender lists.
Aaaand? I’m not the one threatening sexually violent acts. That would be you.
I’m conservative like you are.
We’re the same.
Well, except for the whole threatening people with rape thing, huh? *ponders possibility of having an evil twin like on the soap operas*
How do we tell you apart? Does the Evil One have a twisty mustache?
srsly, sqwirk? i’m pretty liberal, but doesn’t mean i’m the same as the other liberal.
diss is way out of your league.
You’re never going to get into her foxhole with that attitude.
Sock alert. Seminar Sock alert…..
Seminar sock? Is that like argyle?
Cite?
I appreciate you having issues and stuff and Imma let you finish, but G.G. Allin had the most issues of all time, man. OF ALL TIME!
So yer sayin’ all red blooded conservative males like to rape men? Mebbe something to do with so many of them being in prison? Just asking.
Just like that report that all sex in marriage is rape, since the man penetrated the woman. It was brute force, and therefore rape.
You are messed up in the head.
i’m not married… so what does that make the sex i have?
Fun?
Great?
Alone?
Muuuurrrrrderr!!1!!!
Surprisingly, it’s a little-known violation of federal law: 18 U.S.C. § 484: Connecting parts of different notes.
on the Internet. *uploads stalker video*
I love that song!
what is this obsession with homosexuality i see so much in the conservative spectrum? it’s like it’s all you guys think about. if you ask me –
*taps self on shoulder*
yes?
may i ask you your opinion on the matter?
why of course! it’s my opinion that these people who tend to fall back on homosexuality as both jokes and knock downs for their opponents, or even those who’s primary political push involves homosexuality in some course or manner are all repressing homosexual urges of their, hence their jihad to scour it from the face of the U.S. and degrade it, since oftentimes they act on these urges – once they act on it their aggression against it becomes worse and they strike out at others who exhibit either freely or hidden homosexual urges in hopes that they will be redeemed.
ah, sir, that is a long run-on sentence and i think you misspelled jihad.
why, yes, my esteemed colleague, i did misspell it. i did intentionally because i think it’s prettier with a y.
roger that eddie – i wasn’t intending a blanket spectrum, i was merely referring to the conservative politicians lately pandering about on anti-homosexual platforms. if it was mis-stated as a blanket generalization, i do apologize as i could have more clear on the point, as i am most assuredly aware that not everyone of either side (or on) the fence are similar in all manners to those they stand with.
What do ya know? Freud was right.
I’m with Eddie on that. I didn’t chose the a**holes representing my party because they don’t represent my ideals for how I think gov should be run, so I hate when people try to generalize any group based on who kissed enough ass to lead it.
But thank you for correcting your post
alot of the troops would love to be in a locked room with no cameras with her… as long as she didn’t say anything and was tied to a bed…
Wow. You are so so cleaver.
Who’s axed you, anyway?
puhf. *Who axed.
oh..and you are klevar too
Don’t let him do a hatchet job on you, Pitty!
Don’t worry. I’m much too sharp for that.
I see you’re honing in on the issue.
But really, I don’t have an axe to grind..
Ok…admittingly I might be a little bit of a dull blade.
I saw what you did there.
I don’t think this guy’s a hack, Pitty.
I guess the jig is up.
That’s the way I saw it.
Make sure to reciprocate how you feel on the subject. It’s important.
I miter I might not.
truth.
is not here.
Is not cake.
Probably those that supported the morally corrupt, socialist, Obama?
ACORN anyone?
ACORN is the new Godwin.
Hey, maybe some people don’t appreciate the importance of teaching the taxpayer how to deduct their underage sex slaves without getting audited….
I know, right? H&R Block can usually help with that problem if you ask.
Like rock and roll, tax preparation is all about sticking it to “the man”.
Fine with me, I just don’t want to pay for it!
“They love her! (and who doesn’t?)”
I don’t.
Me either..
me third.
You’ll be hunting even harder to find many who served on this website. Libs – hands out, mouths open….
Eddie, Charlie, Semperfidd, and a few others. I didn’t hunt very hard.
Sgt – ass out, mouth open.
Let’s see there’s Eddie, Charlie, Semperfidd, My brother, Jane’s Brother… and probably a few others who just haven’t mentioned it yet.
I didn’t have to hunt very hard, so you take your trolling elsewhere so others can mock you, we have too many here to get to all of you…
sgt – ass out, mouth open…
How many are you looking for? I know of four right off the top of my head. Is that enough?
Actually, due to being partially deaf in my left ear (that not even surgery last year cured), I don’t think I’d be allowed in even if I wanted.
I didn’t serve, but I’m a girl who has a problem with authority. However, every single male, and two women, on both sides of my family, has been in the military. And quite a few of them died while serving their country.
Let me be perfectly clear. I hate the troops.
I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message.
Sorry, we’ve already reached our troll limit for this thread. Good luck getting into the next one.
*shows “Jug-Eared Communist” to the door and trips them on the way out*
And try to be funny next time, n00b.
I thought it was positively DREADFUL. /simon cowell
This is an usually perceptive post and user name.
It’s true that socialists are often physically deformed in some way (aswell as in their mental deformities).
No….
The troll-ness….it BURNS!!! BURNS US, PRECIOUS!!!!
Wow. What a mature and thoughtful person you are.
Who’s a socialist? Certainly not Obama. You conservatives apparently have no idea what true socialism is. If Obama is too much for you, then the real thing would make you poop your pants.
Yes, I said “poop your pants.” I don’t regret it.
He took our stimulus money, that came from our taxes, and gave it to Brazil so they can drill baby drill and become energy independent. What are we getting for it? Zero. That is called global socialism, income redistribution is what he’s all about. Oh, the Chinese sent money to Brazel, what are they getting back for it? Oil. He won’t be happy until we are all eating grasshoper and slugs from protein and living in grass huts. Yes, he’s a socialist.
for protein, not from protein
Silly Shaq. That’s not socialism. It’s a bad investment. What would Obama gain from making us all eat grasshoppers and slugs? He’s not NEARLY liberal enough to be socialist. Again, you have no idea what true socialism is.
What’s with the influx of trolls here lately? Are the PK Goats on vacation this week?
*ponders butting people with her head herself…*
Let me be perfectly clear. You are an idiot.
Gone to many Teabagger protests? You’d fit in well there.
I figure you for the other type of tea bagging.
Zing!
can someone please inform the media and the gop that this woman could be the death of all mankind?
and one thing i’ve been holding in for quite a while… the gop used to stand for ethics and hard working americans. i cannot believe that she did not find quitting the post of governor to be morally reprehensible. i don’t care what your political bent is, but if you quit a job that you were elected to you should not be able to run for any elected position again. ever.
So she is the face of the GOP now? Ok. All the democrats are tax cheats and sex addicts. Cool.. I like this game. Next.
name two people in the gop…
according to the media the answers are:
1. rush limbaugh
2. sarah palin
come up with some better ideas…
Which media outlet is that? The Huffington Post or the newspapers that want to be funded by the US government?
Name two people in the democratic party…
1. Bill Maher
2. Charley Wrangle
We could go on and on like this. My point was that I think it is
1. stupid
2. getting old
To state/assume that Palin is the face of the GOP. And that would hold true for Rush Limbaugh.
Find some new material. If you want to be truthful, most of the people representing the republican party right now are a bunch of ass wipes and need to grow some balls.
semper – i agree it’s getting old, i’d prefer never to have to see or listen to her again, but she keeps pushing herself out there. As Ubr said, she was elected and given the responsiblity to govern, she shirked those abilities for no apparent good reason at all. She should be banished (for lack of a better word) from the political playing field and removed fully and completely from any and all news coverage. She’s a disgrace. What’s upsetting is some people still think she ought to run for president, and to them, she is the face of the republican party.
I get the feeling Libaugh is more the face of it than anything and I find that rather frightening as racist, violent and generally unpleasant as he can be (then again, this might just be because of the republicans I work and speak to on a daily basis, so my view there is probably biased).
I just hope the republican party can swing itself away from the crazies on the religious extreme and find themselves again as a party that makes sense.
Anyway.. that’s all
Will someone please cite for me something that says Sarah Palin is running for some government office or has said that she is going to run for some government office. I am pretty sure she is not requesting to be tore up in the news media. She quit two months ago. I think if she had her choice she and her family would opt out of the media coverage they are getting. I dont know what her reason for quiting her job is, but if it were a question of her family or marrige vs her job then I think she made the choice I would have made. My wife and kids are much more important to me than any job that I have.
As for Limbaugh, calling him the face of the GOP is just a bunch of left talking points crap and you know it. He does have the most popular radio talk show but he does not make policy and more than Bill Mahre can. Yes he has said and done some stupid stuff. That makes him all the better a target for the left to say he is the “typical republican”. And can you cite for me where Rush has been shown to be a racist and violent?
“I just hope the republican party can swing itself away from the crazies on the religious extreme and find themselves again as a party that makes sense”
Another talking point generalization that you on the left like to toss out there. Maybe the left can swing itself away from the communists and find themselves again as a party that makes sense. See how it works?
kind of Semper, but the problem is the right is and has been overrun with the evangelical right, there’s no arguing it unless you’re just hiding from it – look at all their moralily panels or whatever they’re called that try to create committees for a moral life based on their christian standards. (i’ll find a few of these to cite for you, but it’ll have to wait, i gotta log off in just a sec).
as for palin – after she left she still has a political action committtee, she still does her speeches at various places and she just recently (this week) done her political “have a dinner date with palin” thing. she wants the coverage – she wants the money.
but for limbaugh, i still don’t see how that’s not a bad statement to make – at least in this area, his points of view are supported quite prevalently.
but, as i mentioned – i have to run. semper, always nice discussing things with you – i appreciate that you don’t take (or make) things personal.
“She quit two months ago. I think if she had her choice she and her family would opt out of the media coverage they are getting.”
I agree! And the fact she was in the news again while she traveled the country giving repeated speeches out ‘death panels’ was totally not her fault! Why can’t they just leave her alone???
out = about
Bill Maher considers himself a libertarian, not a Democrat.
True, that. And he’s been Democrat-bashing lately.
But is he a liberal libertarian? We already lost Dennis Miller. We can’t lose Bill too.
cnn, msnbc, and even fox talk about rush and palin like they are the prominent leaders of the republican party… i challenged you to name two other republicans who you hear more news about… that’s why the statement is “according to the media”. the only other republican you hear much about is bobby jindal…
as for rush not being violent or a racist… a quick wiki search will settle all of that for you… no need for us to cite anything…
and as for sarah palin running in 2012… there has been a lot of rumor about her doing just that. some people thought that she ditched the governor’s office to start her campaign, others have said that she left her post because she was fed up with the media barrage. now having reviewed both arguments i doubt that she left because of the media since she still gives press conferences against the policies of the obama administration… in short, she’s a loon. next.
Yeah, for real. If she didn’t like how she’s been treated by the gotcha media, why is she still out there making news? Shouldn’t she be taking it easy in Alaska with her family if she didn’t like being in the limelight anymore?
You have a point there about Palin not avoiding the media. I will definately concede to that. It could also be a way for her to pay off the $500,000 in legal bills she has from the bullchit lawsuits that were filed against her as I am sure she is getting paid very well to speak at these events.
My humble appologies. I forgot you believe everything you hear from the current administration.
“On March 1, 2009 CBS’s Face the Nation asked White House Chief Of Staff Rahm Emanuel who he thought represented the Republican Party; Emanuel named Limbaugh as his choice.”
As for the “violence” I did a quick wiki search and did not find anything of note that would make someone believe that he is violent so I assume Rahm must have told you that so again I appologize.
As for Palin, I agree with what you said however I would add that there is a good chance that she is doing the speaches to make money. Oh, and I don’t think she is a loon.
Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh are the obvious, and generally accepted, face of the Republican Party at this time. What a sad state for the Republican Party: represented by a narcissistic, money-grubbing, pathological liar, and a sex-pervert drug addict.
Yes, you on the left do love to paint that picture. Much like the terroist loving Obama and all his tax cheating appointments. Please. I thought we had a generalizing rule in here.
And generally accepted by whom?
So who is the face of the Republican party these days? I can’t think of anyone who really stands out among them anymore.
Agreed Rando. The party needs someone to step up to the plate for sure.
New reality show? “Up next after Dancing with Fat Guys and Who Wants to Marry a Psycho?, it’sRepublican Idol!”
Ok, ok, I’ll do it.. but I expect someone to water the lawn while I’m away.
Eddie. The only right winger who could possibly earn my vote.
As far as being the death of all mankind- not so sure about that.
However you have a very valid point. Trying to run for any elected position after you’ve quit one should be considered the equivalent of walking out of any other job and trying to get rehired at the same company.
I agree Mina. What elected position is she running for?
haven’t you heard? she wants to be president in 2012…
Yes, because the ’08 election worked out so well for her. Personally, I would take this time to focus on dealing with my familyand their issues. But that’s just me.
Only because the media did a “Joe the Plumber” on her and her family…
Of course her own lack of intelligence or experience had nothing to do with it. THE MEDIA ARE MURRRRDDDDEEEERRRSSSSS!!!
It is widely believed, by many Republicans inside the party and various conservative pundits, including neocon standard bearer William Kristol, that Palin is seriously considering a run for president, either in 2012 or 2016.
In truth, Palin had virtually no “practical” government experience of any kind, as she did little work herself, and depended on her cronies to do her work while she preened in front of audiences and napped in her tanning bed.
meh no one cares about experience or intellegence, or even the ability to do the job
WE WANT SOMEONE CHARMING!!!
explains clinton…bush 2: the reckoning…Obama… and the fact people still talk about palin.
look at McCain, he is still in office and no one says jack bout him
As opposed to all the “practical” government experience that Obama had? Oh yeah, I forgot, he did vote “Present” on several occasions.
I’m loving how the trolls are turning on each other. *points up*
they eat their own
It’s just population control.
Or copulation patrol.
Not controlling enough. They’re multiplying at alarming rates, much faster than their mutually-assured destruction.
Maybe if we put ketchup on them, they’ll eat each other faster?
I know that salt dissolves snails, maybe we should see if sugar will dissolve a troll??? They’re so full of hate that they couldn’t take the sweetness.
Volunteers anyone???
We could drizzle chocolate all over them and then roast them on an open fire. Yummy!
Troll S’mores??? I don’t know. Never had Troll. Had Gator once, but not troll.
If you put enough chocolate, anything is bound to start tasting good.
That, or deep fry it.
You’re my new best friend! ^_^
And bacon. Ketchup & bacon would make it go a lot faster.
i’d say it’s worth a shot. i might grill one up myself actually. little bit of melted cheese. mm.. we got bbq troll for dinner!
How about a BLT? Bacon, lettuce, troll.
mmmm. yummy.
I know, right? But you’ll have to put the panda down to eat.
I ate the panda… *hick*
Dude, tell me you at least ate it with bacon.
At Taco Bell the other day, I learned that they will now add bacon to anything for 25 cents. (Tip: It’s excellent on the Chicken Ranch Gordita, not so much in a Fruitista Freeze.)
Diss – You just disproved the theory that bacon makes EVERYTHING taste better! Internet Nobelly Prize for…uuhhhmmm….Chemistry? Physics??…for you!!
Dude, I know! The Chicken Ranch Gordita is pure awesome with bacon on it! I knew there was something I liked about you!
One thing the creator of this pic failed to consider is, Ms Palin is actually very popular with the troops and we appreciate her. Also, as an aside, how many of you have visited or done anything for an injured soldier? This website should be ashamed for picking this photo to be posted.
Shame?! Here at PK?! HAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re new here, aren’t you?
The only thing sacred here is Obama and all Democrats- everything else is fair game.
I think even our far-lefty contributors would agree that it’s ALWAYS open season on Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emmanuel.
Creepy and Wormy? Oh hellz yes.
yup. pelosi is a nutter too.
Obama is not sacred. Neither are the Democrats. NOBODY is sacred. But if you’re gonna make fun of them, at least be funny. I’ve written a number of bipartisan LOLs in my day making fun of both Democrats and Republicans. Emmanuel is fun to rip on as that dude always looks like he’s up to something. And Pelosi has been nothing short of an embarrassment. There are other Democrats we like to bash too, like Edwards, Blago, etc. The major sleazeballs. And even we Democrats enjoy taking a few pot shots at the Clintons (either one). They don’t make it to the front page often enough, but bipartisan LOLs do exist, Sheesh. They do.
I donate to the disabled veterans twice a year. We also took up a collection at work for an injured local policeman/soldier who returned from Iraq. In total we raised almost $500. It’s not much, but it’s something.
Aside from that, the picture is supposed to be FUNNY. It’s a JOKE. You’re supposed to laugh! If you think the military is too serious to laugh about, then PK is probably not the best website for you.
*raises hand*
Of course that was over 30 years ago in a far-flung part of the world. Since then, I used to make regular visits to the local VA hospital. I can’t anymore since I’m now an ex-pat.
And don’t assume anything about the people that post here based on one picture. I can imagine that there are plenty of people that help other’s, and not just the soldiers.
Speak for yourself, Malcolm… some of us ‘troops’ would actually choose brains over boobs and are about as fonda Palin as we are of Fonda.
And my USMC / Army family has made several trips to the Wounded Warrior Barracks and helped out with fundraisers on numerous occasions, as well.
The picture is funny (mildly, I’ll admit) and there is no ‘shame’ in viewing it.
If she really wanted to make him feel better she would take her top off.
I’m just sayin’
I don’t care who you are, boobies is boobies.
Yes but which boobie is the best? The right or left one?
neither. They only work in pairs.
As far as boobage, I’m bipartisan.
I’m equally fine with both sides.
And I’m not being wishy washy!
I love washing them for my wife.
That’s one issue I’d love to be in the middle of.
I don’t know…I think she breast-fed her children. It could be the last thing that soldier needs.
What does breast-feeding her children have to do with it? A lot of times, bf-ing the kids leaves them a little bigger when they’re done. At least that’s how it worked with my wife.
Most of the women I know who’ve breast-fed several children had the breastesses start drooping something awful afterward.
Might contribute some, especially if there’s extensive engorgement due to waiting too long between feedings, but in general, gravity’s gonna getcha anyway; dependent in part on size.
I’d add that this is where those of us who are members of the IBTC win out over our more generously endowed sisters.
Sisters of the “A Cup”, UNITE!!!
Those of us AAAM members know that gravity is the law. But if you like size and reality in the same package, that’s part of reality.
However, if we womenfolk are to accept the pot bellies and moobs that happen to men, then the menfolk need to allow for gravity.
We don’t care. As long as there’s boobage.
You’re my kind of man!
*shimmies*
boobs drop, why cheesus gave men two hands and womens two boobs…so we can hold them for you
Ladies, neither size nor (lack of) droopage is important. What is important is that you leave what you’ve got alone, and don’t try to enhance it, because that just ruins the feel for us men, and spoils your sensitivity in that area.
Plus, it just feels like cheating to me. Breasts with implants are like baseball on steriods. You get the fun part (boobs/home runs), but it just seems hollow to me.
And rejoice in your escape from the underwire!
My wife, DD+ swears by underwire. She says she is not comfortable without it. The things look like a midebil torture device from basement cat to me.
Oh, and I have seen firm Biguns, and saggy Itty bitties. Just seems some women sag, some don’t.
That’s the beauty of bras. Droopy, perky, what have you, it doesn’t matter in a bra because they all look great in bras. Period.
If they’re gonna droop, they’re gonna droop. Breastfeeding doesn’t necessarily help, but it’s not gonna kill perky ones either. All info about boobs I learned from my wife. This is just about the only info I’ve ever retained that she’s told me.
Boobs is an important topic to be given serious attentions…
This topic is relevant to my interests.
Like those old National Geographic pics…
She could’ve won the election if she had done that.
she breastfed bitter troll he would of voted for her, least in troll kingdom elerctions
Lol! He’s saying that the pain he must be feeling is less than the pain of her actual presence! I get it!
I mean…. its only mildly funny…. but I get it.
Thank you Captain Obvious.
Well i figured you would be one of the ones who couldn’t grasp the concept. Just giving you a hand. And just think, this will be the first time it hasn’t been the back of one you’ve been getting!
I thought it was about her voice (which, no matter what your political leanings, can be annoying.
amen
I would have thought your explanation would have gone something like this- He is in pain due to the fact that he thought by joining the military he would only be stationed here in the United States to help defend his nation from attacks only on his own soil by way of negotiations and hugs. Instead, he found out that the corporate CEO’s are using him to create conflict in the world so they can sell more weapons and get paid massive amounts of money that the government should take from them and give to the lower class to help raise the lower class to the middle class and to help eliminate the upper class completely. Palins presence at his bedside only helps to confirm that this is true based on the amount of money corporate america donated to Palin for her to spend on a wardrobe during her run for the vice presidency thus causing him the pain of realizing his life would have been much better spend fighting corporate america instead of fighting for them.
But thats not funny at all…
Just summing up what I believe are your beliefs that you have stated over the last couple of weeks. No thanks needed.
Well, a majority of things you stated were either taken out of context, you putting words in my mouth, or you being very selective about how you would like to restate it. In other words, anyone interested in my beliefs would do much better off reading what I wrote, than reading your poorly created Cliffs Notes.
So you don’t belive in getting rid of the upper class? And don’t believe that corporate america is bad? and dont believe that our military should only be for defensive purposes only? And that war is primarily purpetuated to make those that have richer?
Definitely agree with the first three. 95% on the last one.
Bratwurst or hot dog? They’re good natural skin, 100% kosher beef. Ok, brown or yellow mustard?
Actually I thought it sounded pretty accurate, if ferociously condensed.
1) The military is for defending the USA from attacks only on our own soil by way of negotiations and hugs.
2) Corporate CEO’s create conflict in the world so they can sell more weapons and get paid massive amounts of money
3) The government should take that money from them and give it to the lower class to help raise the lower class to the middle class and to help eliminate the upper class completely.
4) Palins presence at his bedside only helps to confirm that this is true based on the amount of money corporate America donated to Palin for her to spend on a wardrobe during her run for the vice presidency.
5) His life would have been much better spend fighting corporate America instead of fighting for them.
Sounds about like what you’ve been saying for a while now, VNV.
My attention span isn’t that long.
Whargaglebargle?
Pull Obama’s pecker out of your mouth before you try talking, dear…
did he just call you dear?
Yep- my pecker was in there too.
You’ve got your pecker out there with Obama? That’s gross, dude.
You are going to explain something to someone? This from the man who’s fine eye spotted America plotting to stay out of the war long enough to sell everyone weapons?
Look who it is! Glad you could chime in with your lack of actual points and your paragraph of insults! You gonna grow some ideas today? Or you gonna keep flinging poorly conceived insults?
I have shown plenty of ideas, but they were good, so you ignored them. I actually like letting you shoot off them mouth so everyone knows how big a psychotic nut job you are.
Sorry psychotic nut jobs, I didn’t mean to insult you.
Just like those points made above! Good job! I think you definitely speak for yourself. And I don’t know if I ignored you “ideas” of if they were so blended in with your hot button words that they really didn’t exist afterall.
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Is that all you have to say? That a a few America is satan, and I’m the master mind who will free the world?
Come on, you are just a weak sock *snifs*, phew, no a strong sock, but with weak ideas mixed in with a lot of psycho and conspiracy.
See? You are literally whining. Literally. You are a sad joke.
No, that whine is mimicking you. I know you think you should rule the world and all, but don’t count on me being obedient to your master communist society.
No its not. That whine is you whining. You whiner.
Empty sock puppet alert……
*Comment ignored for lack of subsistence.*
Oh, there’s a substance coming out of you, that’s for sure. What it is, who knows. Well, we know what boys do with socks, so maybe we do know.
Fukc!!! You two stoppit!!! *fires hose again*
great jumpen cheesus, we can disagree with out getting fussy about it folks.
bitter troll certainly disagrees with many people here….respect the bitter right to disagree with you with out getting nasty..everyone..not just certain people or the people i tend to agree with on more stuff….EVERYONE…we can disagree…YES WE CAN
Where is bitter troll when you need him?
He’s probably watching pr0n. Not that I blame him.
In fact, I rather envy him now…
WOW! more Palin humor…yawn…
wake me up when we get some ‘smart’ LOLZ…
Oh I would. What are they gonna do? Smirk at me? They are “public figures”. The best they can do is ignore me. Only if I -really- acted a fool by chasing them around shouting could they arrest me, and even then, thats the best they got. Its not like Palin is going to outwit me in front of a bunch of reporters. She can barely make sentences with a noun and a verb, -especially- in front of reporters. Don’t want any of that “gotcha” recording to happen.
So much for that respecting public office you were so adamant about a few posts back.
Ms. Palin is no longer a public office holder. She’s just a citizen. And I’d tell her what I thought too. Especially the aerial wolf hunting thing. Man, that burns my biscuits.
The insults didn’t just start since she left office.
Oh, by the way. I don’t like her either.
I thought she quit? You bringing policy today or just more whining?
“Oh I would. What are they gonna do? Smirk at me? They are “public figures”.”
Unless you are inffering Palin has multiple personalities and should be addressed as “they” then most people would assume that by “they” you ment public figures in general. Quit being such an ass.
Thanks for the grammar training. I don’t see how you are adding to any conversations though. Maybe you should come back and try again with some points? or… something. Anything?
Crash and burn eh? *Sniff* VNV, You stink.
Point one….you are an ass (evidenced by your comments)
Point two… You did not address JC’s comment about him calling you out for dissrespecting public office. Which brings us back to point one…you are an ass
*Whimperfidd has also been ignored for lack subsistence.*
*VD ignored for lack of brain and non communist ideas*
Hey this is fun
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Don’t get mad though…wouldnt want you to have to get violent with me.
What, is he going to bomb you with Otis Spunkmeyer muffins? That worked so well with Nagasaki. And Hiroshima.
*please insert comma after the word with, and before Otis*
My policy is calling hypocrite socks like you to the carpet. In state or out.
No its not. Your policy is “umm… i don’t really have any ideas and I don’t want to help anyone outsidda mu state!”
God, you are just an idiot. And a willful one at that. I would help anyone out of state, but only at their behest. I don’t force my ideas on others. I don’t have a Feurher Messiah complex. If you don’t know what that is, look in the mirror.
Keep on crying. Please, if this guy says anything besides hollow insults, just let me know. Cause I haven’t seen anything yet. Love the use of Messiah. Thats not a hot word just to piss people off. Good job! Lame…
Please , tell us all again about America purposefully waiting to join WWII so they could get rich selling weapons. Probably started the whole thing too. Right? I bet they even had an assassin start WWI too. The whole thing was a Karl Rove plot to make Cheney and Co rich.
Ok guys, gather around and listen. Get your hot dogs and marshmallows out for the flaming! This nut is interesting to listen too, if nothing.
You are such a moron. Just look at you? You say -nothing-. Yes folks. Gather round. See if he can say something of substance!
Funny, you say all I can do is call you names. Yet you call me one in most every post.
Please, we are waiting on our entertainment today. Tell us all about WWII!
What I do say is that I am online minding my business, when you, my personal troll, tries to pick a fight with me. I don’t care if you don’t like my politics, but since you don’t have any of your own, you should STFU and move on. Not try to respond to everything I say. I don’t respond when I see you say something. Most of the time its because you are not witty enough to respond to, or you are constantly “removing your screen cleaners”. I guess you have a problem with not spitting on your screen all the time? I don’t know, but that ain’t adding to the conversation either. And as I have said before, since you have -no- veiws on how to make the world a better place, and no “states rights” doesn’t cut it, just go post on lolcats or something.
And secondly, We were selling the Nazi’s gas, ammunition, metals, and anything else they would buy during the Spanish Civil War and during the first part of WWII. And then we started making huge loans to the allies after that. Who the hell do you think was making the money from all this? War -is- profitable for some people, and some of the people pushing to stay out of the war were pushing for us to stay out because it was making them lots of money. Now… since all you are gonna be able to respond to this is with “commie this, messiah that, and states rights” i suggest you got fu(k yourself!
Ooooooh, now he’s worked up. Even cussing. And don’t flatter yourself, no one troll’s you. We just laugh at the demented world you live in.
Oh, and not only me, but even those on the left.
*Comment is ignored for lack of subsistence.*
VNV, by definition, saying “comment ignored for lack of substance” means you didn’t actually ignore it. *flicks VNV in the head*
Thanks Rando! But what i was saying is that since you obviously cannot debate with someone who has no points, only buzz words, its best to ignore them. I was letting him know he would basically be ignored from now on, unless I see him actually say something worth responding to. And since he has already spit on his screen waiting to respond to this… i will go ahead and say… I will ignore him yet again.
I have yet to see a point out of either one of you in this thread.
Hey, I stated plainly that I am for sticking with the Constitution of the United States of America. I know, that’s a controversial thing right now.
But VNV keeps insisting that I state that over, and over, and over, and over, well, you get the idea.
He seems to think that he should solve all the world’s problems, if they want it or not.
*PSSSSSSSSSSSSSH*
my biggest curiosity about this photo is why is the bed ridden soldier in ACUs? I mean seriously. Shouldn’t he be in a hospital gown or something?
Because it’s a photo-op. It’s fake! Palin doesn’t really care about the troops. They just grabbed some poor orderly in a Wasilla hospital, dressed him in Army surplus purchases and took the fake photo. Like the moon landing.
Yup. She also probably rented the son who went in the military and is in Iraq. The nerve of these republicans.
She didn’t rent Track. Don’t be silly. That’s just ridiculous. But they did send him away so his druggie habits wouldn’t be an embarrassment to her political career and so he could “straighten up”.
Could be. I had not heard that.
She did rent the dress, however, from the RNC.
Are you jealous that it wouldn’t look that good on you?
True about he photo-op though. No one would have know or assumed it was a wounded soildier if he were not in uniform.
Captions, if one is literate, usually explain what is going on in a photo. Captions are much better than making an ill/wounded soldier get in to his uniform to satisfy Mrs. Palin’s desire for publicity & a photo-op, IMHO.
I would happily tell Mrs. Palin exactly what I think of her, to her face.
good luck, even that bid on e-bay thing was setup so she’d only meet with someone who thought she was the bee’s knees.
go rewatch the Couric interview, you’d get an idea at least of how she’d act. mrs. palin’s not the brightest fish in the barrel, that’s for sure (oh and if you doubt that, watch um… any interview she had during the presidential run and for kicks, go watch the one with Sean Hannity, that guy practically had stars in his eyes… so f**kin adorable)
And Obama is so articulate and smart sounding without his teleprompter. Please.
But at least he could -read- the prompter. Palin… not so much.
Aaaahhhhhh, eerrrrrrrrr, uuuhhhhhhhhhh, (please repeat for 5-6 minutes)
At least he weighs his words. Bush would just make them up as he went along.
No argument from me there. Bush made up words. But Obama just makes it all up to go along with the crowd he is addressing at the moment.
I used to make fun of people stammering incoherently on camera, until I saw myself on the news once. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself….I didn’t sound nearly as intelligent as I’d hope!
Me too, but then again, I don’t put myself out there as the greatest speak since Jesus Christ himself.
*er*
In fact, he doesn’t clame to speak at all! Just pointlessly whine with no real agenda other than to whine.
*suddenly thinks a glass of wine would be nice*
Damn subliminal advertising.
I have a few bottles of an 03 Schmitt Sohne Auslasse. Fresh picked blueberries, too. I think I might even can round up some of the right kind of cheese.
Wine tasting at JC’s house!
Uh, yeah, he does claim to be this great speaker.
I was talking about you numb nuts. You have no writing talents.
Uh oh, sock foaming at the mouth. Some one check and see if he had his rabies shots.
*Once agian your comment was ignored for lack of subsistence.*
Get a room.
Mind your business.
subsistence: a means of surviving; Real being; existence; means of supporting life, in particular, by obtaining food.
Substance: the real physical matter of which a person or thing consists; meaning: the idea that is intended; message: what a communication that is about something is about.
VNV, which did you mean? I’m honestly uncertain.
…or “subsidence”, meaning to sink?
Lack of substance. Wow, is that the VNV mating call? I would have thought it was WHARBERGARBLE.
Oh, not interested.
true, he pauses alot, umms alot, but his answers are always very articulate and well spoken. the consisten “umms” do sometimes bother me, but the stubstance is there which was what was lacking in palin’s off-the-cuff responses.
Actually, Obama does sound quite intelligent without the teleprompter.
The Rovian myth that the Republicons have created is that Obama, who is more intelligent, better educated, and well-spoken, is actually less so than Sarah and the Incompetent Bush. Just another Republicon big lie.
And how do you know he is more intelligent? Did you get his grades? His IQ test. Please. Once again you are spouting off the mindless drivel that you hear for your talking points buddies. Of course almost anyone would seem intelligent when compared to you. As for Bush, Cheney probably took all his tests for him to help get him through Yale right?
If I recall, Obama said he visited all 57 states (obviously he was not using his teleprompter). Does that make him an idiot?
Makes him a Muslin, don’t you know. And a half breed one at that!
(Sarcasm note)
My, our president sure makes good sheets.
I heard he’s got a low thread count, though.
*snerk* Ok, out of screen protectors, someone pass me a shamwow.
You said “Sean Hannity” and “f**king adorable” and I threw up in my mouth.
The problem is not that Mrs. Palin speaks in these interviews (that’s another problem altogether) it’s that she doesn’t listen.
It’s true, helonwheels. Nobody lying in a bed wears fatigues! Aaagh. What a sham.
It was probably at Walter Reed during the Bush era. Maybe they didn’t have any money for hospital gowns, so they made the soldier wear the uniform they were wounded in.
And this is what you on the left are advocating for as health coverage for the entire US? Hmmm. Ok
Get Em Semp!
(off topic) Hey, what was the name of the official Corp bulldog?
Learn something new everyday. Thanks
In 1921, General Butler purchased a pedigree English bulldog, named “King Bulwark,” to become the official Quantico mascot. This breed was known for its fierce stocky body and tenacious temperament. The bulldog had been associated with the Marine Corps since a World War I recruiting poster depicted a bulldog perusing a German dachshund. The Marines’ tenacious fighting at Belleau Wood earned them the sobriquet “Teufel Hunden” or “Devil Dogs.”
“King Bulwark” was not considered to be an appropriate name for a Marine Mascot, so his name was changed to “Jiggs” after a popular personality in the cartoon strip “Maggie and Jiggs.” He was enlisted in the Marine Corps on 7 October 1922 and was issued a service record boo, a custom already in effect for mascots in the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. General Butler himself signed Jiggs’ enlistment papers and appointed him a sergeant major. Jiggs received worldwide recognition and appeared at all sporting events where Marines played and everywhere else where his presence might draw public attention and enhance the morale and spirit of Marines. Many Marine athletic teams were called “Fighting Bulldogs.
After the death of the first Jiggs, on 7 January 1927, other canines carried on his name until as late as 1964. The “Chesty” dynasty took residence at Marine Barracks, Washington, D.C. by January 1972.
Ok, I think Jiggs should be your new name!
Good one!!
Great lol.
Stupid comment.
We try to forget this woman, but it seems impossible. She is now overseas making speechs saying (and think about this) Last year Obamas plans caused the recession.
Republicans seem obsessed with creating big lies at this point. I guess it worked so well during the Rove era that they have made it a fundamental element of their culture.
Lies like people dying because their health insurance was canceled which turned out to be false?
You think that doesn’t happen?
Not in large numbers I don’t.
Sarah Palin is not physically attractive. No one wants to bang her. No one. Even if she had a brain, she would still not be physically attractive. Michelle Obama is physically attractive and she can see Lafayette Park from her house!
Neither of them are all that attractive to me.
I think you and I can agree on that!
No. No no no. No liberal trolls. You’re gonna kill us, man!
Don’t worry, the trolls all seem to be eating each other. Unfortunately not fast enough.
We should pour some buttermilk ranch on them. Nobody can resist buttermilk ranch.
And Bacos. Buttermilk ranch and bacon bits. Mmmmmm….trolly ranchy bacony goodness…mmmmm….
I have to interject here that it needs to be REAL bacon, not Bacos. I don’t know what the hell they make those out of, but it ain’t pork.
*inhales* Defatted Soy Flour, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Water, Salt, Sugar, Artificial and Natural Flavor, Red 40 and Other Color Added, Soy Sauce (Water, Wheat, Soybeans, Salt), Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein (Corn, Soy, Wheat).
Agreed. Real bacon, FTW. I finally discovered a turkey bacon that I actually like, though. I didn’t think that would ever happen.
You’re right. Bacos are actually vegan and should not taint a troll-b-q.
…vegan? I’m not even sure they’re FOOD!
bitter troll wants hot 3some with michelle and sarah
What does that have to do with Bacos, BT? LOL
wha? sorry bitter troll just talking out loud….yes real bacon…real bacon, from bacon fed pigs
Spork?
Fauxork = Bacos.
We call it “fakeon” at this house. (Mr. See is a vegetarian.)
Me, I like me a burger called the “hypocrite” – a veggie patty with real bacon on it. Nomnomnom.
I like a patty with artificial veggies on it. Bacon made into lettuce, and such.
bitter troll perfers buns make of meat, meat made of meat, cheese made of a strange meat cheese hybred, and pickles
Elbie, one of my daughters (who loves bacon) was vegetarian for a year or two there when she was in high school and liked the Morningstar Farms veggie bacon. It looks rather unfortunately like the “Beggin’ Strips” bacon flavored dog treats, so that’s what we called it.
Actually, I suppose it’s possible that it’s the same thing in two different packages.
Beggin Strips are pretty much inedible by human beings. Don’t ask me how I know that.
Well, I’d say the same for the Morningstar Farms imitation bacon, so I’m not entirely sure that distinguishes the two.
…Point taken.
*looks up from nomming trolls with buttermilk ranch* Best idea EVAR.
When working at Jack in the Box, people would request the ranch packets by the dozen, especially the teenagers. We decided that if we wanted to see cannibalism in action we’d walk into a Hollister’s and start throwing buttermilk ranch on everyone and watch them try to eat each other. Good times. Goooood times.
Mmmm I want a Jumbo Jack with cheese, no tomato no pickle no ketchup now..
trolls eating it each other! the horror….the horror..
Oh yeah. Didn’t Jack in the Box have a Monster Bacon Cheeseburger or something like that. 3 slices of cheese and 6 slices of Bacon on 2 patties. No veggies, just mayo and catsup. I think they advertised it as feeding small nations with it.
Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, yeah. Entirely too much awesome for any one burger. You get a punch card with it, though. Buy 5 of those burgers, get a free prescription for Lipitor!
I disagree. Palin is definitely physically attractive. It’s the mental part that makes her ugly. And guess what? There’s lots more women in the world who are both physically and mentally attractive, so let’s move on.
Physically attractive, of course, is a subjective matter of opinion. Why argue about who’s attractive?
Men will NEVER quit arguing about this. For whatever reason we are utterly convinced that if debated enough we will all agree on the pinnacle of female beauty.
But wouldn’t it make more sense to take the attitude of “Oh, you don’t think she’s hot? Ok, more for me!”?
“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you”
Its a song. I am half and half on if its my real opinion
My general experience is that if you fall for somebody because of who they ARE (personality, etc.), they look a lot better to you than they might if you just saw them in a lineup.
In bed. With a pinnacle.
We’re men. I didn’t say it was rational, just that we think a system would work well.
/headdesk
Stop talking, please, just stop…
This coming from the free throw king?
He’s holding a panda, you know.
Your argument is invalid, you know. Well, not really. I just have to say that after the panda thing. It’s in my contract.
Shooting free throws doesn’t involve one’s mouth. Though the real Shaq should probably stop talking as well.
Would the real slim Shaq please stand up, please stand up….
I don’t think “slim Shaq” exists exactly.
Isn’t he an M&M?
He eats lots of M&Ms. And by that I mean chocolate candies and white rappers.
But does he have vanilla flavored ice?
Baby?
no no charro, baby tastes more like chicken
I hear it tastes like dolphin.
bitter troll always found dolphins taste just like tuna, only smarter
My mom said dolphins taste like people.
No no it was real dolphin.
It’s good with buttermilk ranch.
Finally someone on my wavelength.
Please post more.
How about we call her Michael Oranaguntaga? Since she’s about as female as Michael Jackson.
Whereas Sarah Palin is everything a real woman should be.
Sqwirk, nobody likes you. Why are you here?
When everyone loves you… you yearn for somewhere you can be hated.
…
Well played.
I figured you and Wicket were lovers.
( cue Ivan calling everyone a racist..)
my nacho chips are all white in one bag and blueish in another…clearly nacho chips are racist
Actually, I thought a bunch of tards were calling Ivan a racist. Which would be wrong. By the way. Wrong. You here me, wrong. I say, I say there boy. Wrong. (Please insert Foghorn Leghorn accent)
Aw, you came back. And I thought you were just gonna be a one night stand.
@ squirk — what? ignorant? a quiter? a breeder? what exactly is a real woman supposed to be?
NO! JIGGLY! every woman should be jiggly..and wink alot…and have hot daughters who put out
jiggly i can do(but only with whips and chains), but the winking just looks spastic…. and stay away from my daughters …at least the younger two, the oldest is single finally so she’s up for fun and games (and torture)
yea gods and goddesses – i just misspelled my name! i’ve only used this for over a decade online now, i should know how to spell bad at least.
i give up – can i just be a troll now? finally?
Only if we can get jiggly with you and your (hopefully hot) single daughter.
oh baby doll, i’d flay you alive then sweep your ashes into the fireplace; and my girl could turn you into a quivering mass of scaredy cat on a good day without even getting jiggly
SHE’S A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN I DO AND DOESN’T DO PERFECTLY IN EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF INTERVIEWS!!!!!! I MUST MAKE HER LOOK BAD!!!! WARRRRRRGRHBLBLLELBLLBL.
srsly. what’d she ever do to any of you at all ever?
Exactly.
Have any of you liberals won a beauty pageant?
Did any you spend six years gaining a degree in communications?
Sarah Palin did.
And then fame on Alaskan television.
Before winning the backing of the Republican party and taking her education in communications to the national and the world stage.
What have you done? Can’t find anything to say?
“Did any you spend six years gaining a degree in communications?”
No, I got mine in 5.
bitter troll won beauty pagent
I didn’t know Alaskan television had their own version of Fame.
Does this mean she’s gonna live forever?
it mean she’s gonna learn how to fly
And once she learns how to fly, it’ll make wolf hunting easier.
And those wolves will make it to heaven.
I got 3 different degrees in 6 years, but none of them were in communications. I’m such a loser.
I didn’t win any beauty pageants but my grandma always says that I’m the prettiest one out of my three sisters. Does that count for anything?
brains+beauty=win.
It’s basic math.
But you think math is evil! You’re using evil to prove your point. Rando, you’ve created a disturbance in the force.
like a zillion numbers or something screaming for ice cream..then suddenly silenced
Only because those zillion numbers got their ice cream and went into a sugar coma.
She turned me into a newt.
Did you get better?
Nope.
Well the plus side is you can regrow organs without the need for stem cells.
Yeah, I try to look on the bright side of life.
I WANT TO BE A NEWT!
You want to be Newt? I dunno, he seems like a bit of douche bag.
No.
Men join the army to get a fit body and get to grips with other men on the field of battle.
The opportunities for training in technical skills, education benefits, and enlistment bonuses probably come into play as well. Not to mention the benefit of not having to decide what you’re going to wear in the morning.
In other words, I think the question of “why people serve in the military” is prone to overgeneralization in the answers.
And sounds like something out of THIS. IS. SPAAAARTAAAAAA!!!
*is now thinking that getting to grips with sweaty, half-naked Gerard Butler would be pleasant*
*nodding head enthusiastically and agreeing with diss*
Um, I had a coherent thought ready, and then I read this.
I’ll be in my bunk.
This is, in all honesty, sad. This is a site for NEWS. Last time I checked, yesterday, Sarah Palin was no longer in office. Therefore, she really is out of the news- everything she does now, provided it’s not something like murder or theft, should be out of the public eye.
Someone is trying to deflect criticism away from Obama and his henchmen/women, ACORN, etc… Plenty of lol material there with ACORN alone.
So go take a picture of ACORN, and post a funny caption on it.
Thanks!
She’s not a political figure. She quit. She’s just another joe six-pack now.
You mean Josephine, right?
Angry troll is angry. And needs spell check. And clearly is not a pople person.
99.9% of 99.9%-sayers grab the 99.9% out of 99.9% thin air!
Ivory soap is 99.44% pure!
and .66% pure EVIL
That’s 100.1 %.
yes, its just that evil!!!
Math is evil. That is so true.
Pure ivory?
*mourns the ellyfants*
Nooo, just pure…soap, I guess.
Oh! Yes. Makes sense. Much better latheringness in soap than in tusks.
OW! This soap hurts…
I think they should stop the people that shoot all the elephants for their ivory and put it in soap.
I also want world peace
)
Thank you Miss PK
Now on to the bathing suit competition!!!!!
Ppssstt….The bathing suit competition has been banned until it is made co-ed. Make it happen or the sponsors are leaving.
I think all US Americans should have maps.
What other sort of Americans are there?
South Americans? *guesses wildly*
I guess I shouldn’t post rhetorical questions. Or dumbass ones. However do please look at the graph on my lol page. I hope it clears up the matter once and for all.
*snicker*
And: sorry that I didn’t grasp the rhetoricalness or dumbassness of the question. I try to avoid assuming sarcasm and the like – it’s usually better than seeing sarcasm everywhere…
Can’t help it. English. Gets me into trouble. I like the horsey blog. Respect. Anyway, where were we? Time to get back to taking the piss!
Please go to youtube.com, do a search on “US Americans” and look at the first Beauty Contest video that comes up. It will all become clear.
And a transcript in case you’re lazy.
“I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, or, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.”
Oh, the dear went to the Mrs. Palin Center For Kids Who Can’t Think Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. Bless her little brain.
Zoolander FTW!
that hurts just reading it. and it took her only 6 years to get her ba in communications?
That was Miss South Carolina in the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant who gave the vapid answer quoted above!
it still hurts to read it, and i’m glad it wasn’t palin. although that does remove something that we all can make fun of her for. no adult should be allowed to be on their own in public who can babble like that – they need caretakers/orderlies/straight jackets and special name tags with the name of their institution and doctor on the back side.
but teens should be given leeway for vapidness at times, but you’d think she would have practiced giving smart sounding answers to stupid questions….or maybe she did practice and got derailed – a kid i’m willing to cut slack.
(drat it all, still wish it was palin, it’s more fun that way, but i’m just evil like that;) )
People that stupid should come with a warning label.
Semperfidd got beat out by Sarah Palin by just a hair.
::yawn::
Unfunny pathetic attempt at bashing is unfunny and pathetic.
Next.
Yeah, Sarah Palin just isn’t funny. Michael Palin is funny. I suspect they’re not related. I know which I’d rather have to cheer me up in hospital.
It’s such an unfortunate paradox that the hot ones are usually so dumb. My wife, of course, is an exceptional exception.
Your testicles and love life are now safe ….for awhile…
I say, old chap. Steady now. She speaks very highly of you, don’t you know?
*sigh* It’s gonna be a long night. *pulls the pin, tosses to Again*
Wanna play hot potato?
hot potato is hot
You know, your wife talks about you like that too. I told her to stop.
You’re an officer AND a gentleman.
As you should, JAC. She shouldn’t talk with her mouth full. Very rude.
I may be in love with Bitter Troll.
You’re gonna have to fight charro for him. Which could be interesting. CAT FIGHT!!!
I’m a lover, not a fighter. I can share. And participate. And film.
Brain dead libtard comment. Why do you hate Sarah Palin? Because she stands for what is good and you are an Obama worshiping dispstick libtard? Get a clue, Palin will be our next president and will bring this country back after that jackass Obama ruins it.
After Obama ruins it???? IT WAS ALREADY RUINED!! 8 years of Bush and this country is the laughing stock of the planet, and you think there’s something left to ruin? And I don’t want a woman who quit being governor of Alaska to decide she doesn’t want to be president anymore and just up and quit that too. Geez. If you worship her, then you’ve got problems, yo.
exactly. she had a contract with the people who elected her to fulfill her term and do the job she asked to do, but she quit when she didn’t get a dangled better offer. did she honestly believe that she’d be a shoe-in to the veep office and that she didn’t have to take her chances at the ballot box? if mccain’s handlers told her they were a shoe-in and she believed it, it only confirms her lack of judgment. and belies her previous experience as miss wasilla since she wasn’t chosen as miss alaska. did she ball and bat and go home then too?
life is the journey, not the destination, and she jumped off mid ride as far as i’m concerned.
Yeah, but Obama was supposed to fix things and instead spent more in 6 months to accomplish nothing than Bush spent in 8 years.
“Yeah, but..” where I live people are going back to work who were unemployed before the stimulus. So is the “evil libtard spending” still wrong if it fixes the economy like he promised to do?
I’m against big spending myself, and I don’t agree with the Bush bank bailouts or a large portion of what TARP is being spent on, but if it works, then it works.
LOL typical american woman & american soldier
LOL. Typical idiot troll.
LOL typical angry american
Angry? Where do you get angry? Calling something what it is (e.g. idiot troll is an idiot troll or you = jingoist) is not anger, it’s truthiness.
I’m with the complainers. People need to stop mocking her and respect her. I say the nation would be a lot better with more politicians who held values like hers.
And those “values” would be…?
I find her values alarming.
values like letting her daughter’s bf spend the night or the abstinence only sex ed (that worked well didn’t it?) or how she handled her labor knowing she was carrying a high risk baby who could need lots of specialized neonatal care? or her support for aerial hunting that runs $500 an hour, but is supposed to be for the subsistance hunters? or quitting half way through her elected term (that she chose to run for)?
so what are we supposed to respect here? her stance on abortion — that should be a personal decision. do i respect her for not aborting trig? sure, but i don’t respect her wanting to legislate that same choice for everyone else.
is her religious choice worthy of respect? again, it’s a personal choice and as long as she doesn’t try to legislate that everyone else follow her choice, i don’t care.
her education level? that’s to be respected, but it’s also mockable because most people finish their 4 year degree in 4 years, not 6. and it’s also worthy of mocking because it’s a degree in communication and at times she comes across as a babbling idiot – the irony is too much to pass up. not to mention, it’s kind of a fluff degree compared to the mba, law, or poli-sci degrees that most politicians have.
The 4 year degree is a myth now days. It CAN be done but not without overloading yourself quite a bit. 12 hrs. a semester won’t cut it anymore. 5 years if you go that traditional 12 hrs/semester route, most people take a little more time then that, if they work too. I don’t know what Palin’s situation was, I’m just saying.
granted, the minimum for full time classification for most purposes is 12 hrs/semester but most students i went to college with a few years ago were pulling an average of 15 hr/semester with 18 not being that unusual. keep in mind that she graduated in 1987 and as far as i know was still single, so all she had was school and possibly work, no dependents pulling on her time. a 5 yr ba wouldn’t have been totally unreasonable, but 6?
Sad.
As someone who has family members and friends serving in each branch of the military, two currently in Iraq and one currently in Afghanistan, I feel confident in saying that this sad little non-LOL is pretty far from representing the majority of our troops.
It’s not an accurate representation of our troops, because it’s supposed to be a JOKE.
Blonde jokes are funny, not because they accurately represent most blondes, but because the exaggerate a stereotype in a funny or amusing manner.
*hands jesh a map* Go find a sense of humor.
uhhh Steve,
do you know any blondes? Blonde jokes are funny cause there is a lot of truth to them.
Wouldn’t the toilet she sits on be higher than her lowest point (her feet)?
I’m so confused.
While finding not only Sarah Palin, but mostly her followers ridiculous and dangerous:
What exactly is it with you Americans and your paranoia about socialism? oO You never even had any in your country! Stupid cold war relict….
Not everything social is socialist, ok? Just look at how many other countries have had state governed health care systems for years or even decades – and wonder about why many people in the ‘world’s most powerfull nation’ can’t afford basic health insurance.
she’s visiting one of our troops and you have to make a comment like that??? have you visited a troop lately???
Massive overgeneralization fail.
They might ask him a hard question…
God I love reading these comments. And I thought British political debate was a monkey house!
I get my news from The Daily Show, spank you very much.
Obama admitted to doing drugs as did Clinton. So what is your point? Did Obama get a C at Yale? Oh yeah..we will never know as he wont release his grades. Besides, I would think you would be in support of drugs as it would help keep everyone “happy” in your world domination dream.
Hee hee…you said hard…hee hee
Yeah, funny how they bash W for his former drug use, and Limbaugh for prescription drug addiction, but never say anything against one of their own.
bitter troll never bashed bushman for drugs he did in college, or obama man for the drugs he did in college….thou Rush was much older, screaming bout how drug doers are evil and need to go to prison forever and ever and ever
I never did that..
Have to agree with you there BT. Rush was rather hypocritical for sure. Further proof that no one is perfect. Even myself, leaning far to the right, is getting kind of sick of listening to Rush. I prefer to listen to Hanity and Mark Lavin.
(ducks behind thick tall wall)
Oh no, we have plenty of wise asses here in the US who think that just because you have the right to say whatever you want means that you should say whatever you want. Stupidy knows no nationality.
If only our congress threw shoes at each other like some countries! Bet Pelosi would quickly develop a fast set of reflexes…
Rape is not sexual. It is a power display and a physical form of torture. Period.
I gave up Rush years ago. Seems a lot of the things he predicts never happen the way he says, then he changes things to go along with what is actually happening.
He is a good scout on the Democratic party, I just wish he would apply that equally to both sides. I can’t stand the ego, but usually love the parodies. *sings “In a Yugo.”*
I LOVE Walter EEEE Williams. And the undocumented Fill in.
Mostly I listen to a local guy, who is conservative, but not republican. As he describes it, 360 degrees of eye poking.
If you want a different perspective, stream it online from wbt.com 9-12am EST. His name is Keith Larson. And no, I don’t agree totally with him.
Hugh Hewitt (sp?) is great. He has to be one of the best debaters/interviewers of all time.
Also, Rush is just so pedantic. It gets old pretty fast
I keep waiting for Jon Stewart to win some sort of journalistic award. Why won’t they give him that award?!
now the award for best fake news ever thats more trustworthy then normal news…john stewart!!!- cobert bursts through the wall and steals away, runs off laughing-
The Daily Show has won two Peabody Awards (the real kind, unlike BillO) for their 2000 & 2004 election coverage. The Colbert Report has also won a Peabody, in 2008.
+10 interwebs for BT
OR!!!
now the award for best fake news ever thats more trustworthy then normal news…john stewart!!!
-enter kayne west- im happy for you, gonna let you finish..but cobert has one of the best fake news shows of all time!
involving sex…
you have done plenty of other things-hugs charro tightly-
*blush* Heeee
-noms on charro- mmmm nummy
I heart my bitter troll.
Hell no. Pelosi would throw out the first shoe.
(OMG, I just made a joke with the troll. Someone shoot me.)
OF ALL TIME!!!!
That’s ok. I read it and thought “Shoe? Somebody needs to drop a house on her.”
*snort* Okay, that made me laugh.
oh rats, i was all set to agree with you, then i realized you meant the house should land on pelosi and not palin. i’ll help drop the house if we can get a two for one. after all, it’s only fair that if the left looses an idiot that the right should too.
Not a journalistic award, though. MST3K won a Peabody too. It ain’t for journalism.
Fair enough!